So I just got home from work, and find a lovely wheel boot/clamp on my truck. Normally I would rage, but this time is kind of a wtf? My truck is in my drive way. Yea it is in my drive way... Now I have lived in the same nabber hood for over 10 years. Bought the house from my parents 8 years ago well be for the home owners association ever was established. I like other people that have been home owners here for over 7 years do not belong to the HOA. Nor do I have to. But this is the second time they have come on my property and done this, and to top it off they want $300.00 to take it off. So I say fuck that I am going to cut it off. I go out side grab my angle cutter and start cutting it off, when what do I hear! The little high school drop out that is the Security guard come up and say "You can't take that off. If you keep trying I will cll the police." Long rant short, Should I sell the damn thing on Ebay or what?
Anonymous
Put your car on dollies and move it into your garage with the boots on.
Anonymous
OP forgot to tell us WHY they booted him.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 14:59:00 No. 4706307 Report Quoted By:
>>4706303 No no I cut the sorry little pad lock that held the chain part of the clamp/boot. I just want to see if it would worth putting it up on ebay, that and to vent. Mostly vent any ways.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:00:00 No. 4706309 Report Quoted By:
>>4706304 Some thing about Illegally parked... But yet it is in my drive way, on the back side of my house.
Anonymous
Uleh !wgHOLDENMI
Go lock their car with it, demand $600
Anonymous
you must be leaving something out. how could be parking on your property be illegal?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:09:00 No. 4706327 Report >>4706316 Oh shit sorry I live right behind the president of the HOA, He is a little man that like to be oh so smug when drive his little Prius, and he hates both of my work trucks, and he thinks that by saying "Oh but if you joined the HOA you wouldn't have to worry about this. I would make sure that no one would ever do that to your trucks... would make me join. SO he hates my work trucks, and hate the fact that i will not join the HOA.
Anonymous
Tryptophan !100NXxOGzA
>>4706316 >HOA sounds like America.
i'm pretty sure in some states you are allowed to shoot people if they enter your turf without your permission.
in germany, there wouldn't even be a discussion.
if it is on my car on my property, it is my whatever.
it's that simple.
nobody is allowed to enter your property.
man up, cut it off.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:10:00 No. 4706331 Report >>4706316 All so I live in San Antonio Tx, United states. just so yeah.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:11:00 No. 4706334 Report Quoted By:
>>4706330 I already cut it off... I just wanted to vent.
Anonymous
Tell them the next time you see them on your property you will shoot them in the belly.>come come and find some faggot has put an extra lock on my bike, olololo >rustang owner across the street literally having a stroke from laughing so much as I regard this >crack out the hacksaw and start going at the lock >"whoa! Whoa! you can't do that! That's illegal!" >do it anyway >in the night go over to his car, get underneath it and remove the driveshaft >throw it in the creek >watch from indoors the next day as he revs the fuck out of his shitty car trying to get it to move >laugh myself to sleep for my midday nap
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Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:13:00 No. 4706341 Report Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>4706337 i would of stripped out all his oil pan bolts.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Can somebody explain what the fuck is the HOA, and why the go around clamping cars?
/v3k/ Owner !o9o1IRkj4o
Quoted By:
>yfw wheel clamping is illegal in New Zealand.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:28:00 No. 4706366 Report Quoted By:
>>4706311 Ok that was priceless! I love that.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:30:00 No. 4706373 Report >>4706361 HOA = Home Owners Association.
They clamp cars that are in the street for more than 72 hours with out moving, and cars that are left over night in the parking lot of the club house/pool.
Firechicken !wa1Oaw/SLc
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>>4706311 lmao I love this
Anonymous
>>4706373 Er, so this isn't for homes, but town houses and housing complexes?
Uleh !wgHOLDENMI
>>4706380 and Gated Communities
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Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:36:00 No. 4706387 Report Quoted By:
>>4706380 It's for Condos, some town homes, and in my case Privately own houses. But I bought my house a little over a year be fore the HOA was set up in the small neighborhood I live in, so I do not belong to it in any way, nor will I ever.
Anonymous
>>4706382 Oh.
Never seen one of those before. Makes a little se-
Ahahaha nope. Seriously, this HOA stuff is retarded. If its a gated community, how could anybody but visitors and home owners get in (for the most part)? It's doing nobody a service and just asking to get your teeth kicked in.
At the same time, why not use your garage? I mean, it's there.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:41:00 No. 4706399 Report Quoted By:
>>4706389 Well I use my garage as a work shop so no space, but I have Car port right next to it. so I park both of my work trucks under it.
Anonymous
it seems like living in an HOA community is like living in the twilight zone. if you grass isnt always 6.1231 millimeters at all times, you get fined $10,000.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:48:00 No. 4706418 Report >>4706403 Yep, but my owner ship of the house predates their charter and formation, so they can lick my balls. I cut my grass twice a month, and they can't say or do anything about it. By the way I think I am going to sell the damn thing on ebay, or I might hold on to it and clamp/boot the presidents "Prized Prius" next time he parks at the club house.
Anonymous
>>4706418 tell them to pick them up, and hand them a $400 invoice for storage fee + admin.
Anonymous
>>4706418 If you were savvy and the conditions were right, I dare say you could learn how to break into a Prius without setting the alarms off, take his pass, then clamp his car.
Now that'd be something.
Anonymous
>>4706418 >>4706418 so who exactly put the put on there? is it state or government property? i think that would be illegal to sell. make sure theres no markers of ownership or serial number of any kind.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 15:56:00 No. 4706434 Report Quoted By:
>>4706422 >>4706421 I am not the one that is involved with this
>>4706311 It is funny,but not me.
Now as for Taking his pass. Can't they have window stickers. so they can park at the club house/pool, and not get hassled. I don't have one, but I have my own pool so fuckem.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 16:00:00 No. 4706437 Report Quoted By:
>>4706432 The HOA (Home Owners Association) put the boot/clamp on, well their little security company did. But they came on to my property to do so, and by this I mean they had to go 200 feet from the street to do this. So I am going to call my lawyer in a couple of hours and press charges/sue over this. Second they left it on my property, and in Texas if it is left on Privet property the owner (thats me) can keep it.
Anonymous
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>>4706311 >mfw I don't have a picture for the amount of rage I would express at having my car booted in his situation >mfw I don't have a picture for the amount of rage I feel reading how stupid the HOA and boot contractor is Seriously, if I was the HOA, I'd just stand up, tell them to cut their bullshit and get the fuck out, because they're an embarrassment to humankind and should go die in a fire.
Anonymous
>Texas
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 16:04:00 No. 4706446 Report >>4706443 I was at work...
>>So I just got home from work... Anonymous
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>>4706446 Hang the clamp in your front garden
Anonymous
glasgowcabbie
>>4706327 you already know you're gonna do this,and i sure as fuck dont blame you,in fact if i werent so far away i'd fucking help!
>>4706418 matchsticks in tyre valves,all 4 ! no slashing of tyres,that involves carrying what could be concieved as a weapon....oh wait its texas,shoot the cunts tyres!
Anonymous
>>4706459 Cutting the boot off your car in North Korea would probably end in a death sentence.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 16:14:00 No. 4706470 Report Quoted By:
>>4706460 I was thinking about pouring bleach in his gas tank. Or Doing some thing along the lines of Rim chains on all four wheels.
Anonymous
>>4706469 since everybody on the interwebs lives in north korea that's totally representative choice when it comes to comparing the freedom in a country.
here in switzerland booting on your private property would most likely lead to a case in court because of vandalism. there are many many lands of the free, not just murrica.
Anonymous
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>>4706476 in switzerland can you still drive around in public with an AK47 but you will get pulled over if your car is too loud? jeremy clarkson did something like this on motorworld, so like everything he makes i'm not really sure if it's true.
glasgowcabbie
prius,runs on electricty,mmmmm tazer?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 16:22:00 No. 4706485 Report Quoted By:
>>4706480 No his his one of the older ones that is a Hybrid. SO the tazer is probably not going to work, or not do much.
Anonymous
charge the HOA for removal of the illegal clamp. print out a proper invoice and give them 28 days to pay. if not, seek legal advice.
Anonymous
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>>4706480 I suggest using a microwave oven. there are plenty of websites where you can find instructions how to turn your microwave oven into a electronics frying weapon. be careful though to read a lot on this topic since it's fucking dangerous.
glasgowcabbie
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>>4706487 yeah but dirty tactics feel so good
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 16:25:00 No. 4706494 Report Quoted By:
>>4706487 In about an hour and half I will be calling my lawyer, and turning over the police report for the arrest of the security guard.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Why not just wait for the situation he fucks up and clamp his own car?
glasgowcabbie
seriously though,in scotland we get around clamping by using the "vandalism" laws.simply drive with the clamp in place,do minor damage.then call cops.those cunts put a clamp there,i didnt see it now they owe me for x,y, or z.
Anonymous
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This really needs to be stickied.
Anonymous
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>>4706503 But then you're out a car for a while, unless you involve insurance, then it's a loaded premium
glasgowcabbie
minor damage,the hint is in the first word.
Anonymous
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>>4706544 Go through the procedure
s2000
glasgowcabbie
walk up to car
Anonymous
>>4706566 This work with the dvla?
djent !DlAEsqlIDo
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i would fucking RAGE.
NOHOMO !EAhlGj0Y6Y
Anonymous
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straight up put it on a couple jacks and have a couple friends help you push it into your garage and get the shit off and figure out what do from there but fast...>FUCK THE POLICE
Anonymous
>>4706578 Are you stupid? Don't fuck with them. For the americans, DVLA=DMV.
If you get clamped by the DVLA it's because you haven't paid your VED, or you declared SORN but parked your car on the roadside.
Involve the police and they will side with the DVLA.
Just tax your fucking car you gyppo.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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in uk, if you even attempt to take it off your self you can get done for vandalism, if you mark it in the slightest way possible
Anonymous
>>4706566 this is bullshit, law requires you check all tires before driving. Stop inventing stories
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Here's how to handle this without incurring legal liability (mind you IANAL).
Anonymous
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>>4706327 and he thinks that by saying "Oh but if you joined the HOA you wouldn't have to worry about this. I would make sure that no one would ever do that to your trucks... would make me join. He has arguably tried to extort you. Tell him you plan to sue unless he knocks that shit off.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:07:00 No. 4706735 Report Quoted By:
Ok I just got off the phone with my lawyer, he is on his way over, with a friend of his that handles land disputes in the stat of Texas. I will up date as I go along.
Anonymous
Why is OP so fucking Mexican?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:15:00 No. 4706753 Report Quoted By:
>>4706740 Nope Texan. Not that America is all that civilized...
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:21:00 No. 4706776 Report Oh god he just came over, the president of the HOA, is at my door with papers and he will not take the hint that I will not talk to him with out my lawyer present. What a fucking moron.
djent !DlAEsqlIDo
>>4706776 ignore him until your lawyer gets there.
or if you want to piss him off answer the door fully nude
Anonymous
>>4706776 I'd give him a good spanking.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:28:00 No. 4706806 Report >>4706789 I'll just let him keep ringing the door bell , and trespasing till my lawyer shows up. Might want to grab more coffee. I work night and it is 9:28am here in Texas, so yeah...
>>4706788 You kind sir a genius!
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:29:00 No. 4706807 Report Quoted By:
djent !DlAEsqlIDo
Quoted By:
>>4706806 what is he going to do the cops
yeah "anon" answered his door fully nude after i was trespassing after ordering an illegal boot/clamp on his car, and i showed up to his house ringing his door bell 45678906 times etcetcetc you get the point
Anonymous
>>4706806 If he doesn't leave by the time your lawyer gets there... try to get him for harassment or something like that.
Based on working nights, this has happened multiple times to a car in your driveway etc.
NOHOMO !EAhlGj0Y6Y
Call the police on him.
NOHOMO !EAhlGj0Y6Y
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>>4706820 Also, you are in gods country, just shoot him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wait a second.... You live in Texas...
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:38:00 No. 4706827 Report Quoted By:
>>4706820 That's what I am doing.
>>4706813 If he is there when my lawyer shows up, if he is still there my lawyer will call the police and explain what is going on. At which point he will be arrested for trespassing, and harassment. Depending on what the papers that he is holding say, I might be able to sue not just the HOA, but him as well for harassment, and so on.
djent !DlAEsqlIDo
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>>4706824 LOLWUT
if hes still doing there
call the cops.
NOHOMO !EAhlGj0Y6Y
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>>4706824 He wouldn't have had that problem if he hitched the correct end of the car.
+1 to the woman for knowing this and having the balls to go through with it
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 18:42:00 No. 4706832 Report Quoted By:
>>4706825 Nope most people drive mid size cars. I have 2 large work trucks, for just that pending on what I am going to be doing, and where I will be going that I day I take one or the other. Now lots of people do drive trucks here in texas, but most people just drive Honda accords.
Anonymous
The boot would make a great lawn ornament, preferably in viewing range from the prius house.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 19:06:00 No. 4706874 Report Quoted By:
>>4706856 No Fir trees like that near me... But I might hang it off the headache bar on one of my trucks. Oh my layer just showed up and is now talking to him. I'll post up dates as they come up.
Anonymous
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bumping a good thread
Anonymous
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Yeah, I'm interested in this thread. Keep updating.
\\\VXR !!dNXLXlVCrhC
hold the clamp hostage forever, it is yours now.
Mansion
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Interesting thread is interesting. Keep it up op.
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>>4706946 This. It goes on the wall of your shop as a trophy to your awesomeness.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
This thread is SWAG
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 19:58:00 No. 4706996 Report God I am happy with what just happened! The president of the HOA just got arrested for the following:
Anonymous
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
I just got out of bed and am reading this thread with great interest.
CRXguy !!4Yc4mzCtSZ9
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>>4706996 SUE THEM TO FUCK AND BUY ALL OF THEIR HOUSES. DO IT NOW.
Anonymous
Learn to spell "private" you goddamn hick.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>4706996 22) Resisting arrest.
Haha oh wow
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
Anonymous
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>>4706996 Considering all the shit in the news with the police, supreme court, and politics, this gives me a little faith.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:09:00 No. 4707030 Report Quoted By:
Well all I have to do now is let my lawyer handle it from here on out. As for me I'm going to bed, I have to get up in 5 hours so I can get ready for work.
>>4707012 I'm going to!
>>4707016 Hmm no. I'm tiered and I work nights. So no.
Anonymous
on a scale of 1 to 10, how arsepained was that guy? And did the cops just laugh with you? And he did all that with your lawyer present?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
fucking hate HOA's. fucking. hate. HOA's.
djent !DlAEsqlIDo
>>4706996 Holy shit this is win.
archive this shit
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
>>4707034 http://chanarchive.org/request_votes I just gave it the first vote, needs three more.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:24:00 No. 4707057 Report Quoted By:
>>4707031 He did it with my lawyer, and the his friend (Who is the head lawyer for the Texas department of Land disputes, and zoning) standing right there. But now I can't sleep I'm to jacked up on how awesome this has turned out!
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:25:00 No. 4707059 Report Quoted By:
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
Quoted By:
Need just one more vote to archive it.
Anonymous
>>4706996 why can't you spell private but you can spell privately?
CRXguy !!4Yc4mzCtSZ9
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:31:00 No. 4707069 Report Quoted By:
>>4707066 yeah... what can I say I'm tiered, but I can't sleep.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>4706341 my late post is late, but taco i also live in texas, and if you feel threatened in the state of texas you have the right to arm yourself and "defend" yourself. if you catch my drift. ;)
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:39:00 No. 4707082 Report Quoted By:
>>4707080 lol.
Got to love that good old "Castle Doctrine" hu?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>4707084 Wow you showed up way to late!
Yeah op pics or didn't happen.
Fan of the !VwTYPE1.bI
I had been following this on my mobile phone since 8 am (its now 11:45).
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Tue 17 May 2011 20:49:00 No. 4707098 Report Quoted By:
>>4707089 >>4707084 Same fag...
>>4707094 Could just call me Fuck this, Fuck Taco. I don't really care about it.
Anonymous
This really is a fine work of fiction.
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
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>>4707102 i hope not but if it is this is the best story ever and OP should go into book sales as he would make millions and never have to worry about HOA's again.
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
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Also, can we all agree to a thread-wide brofist? I feel it is in order
Anonymous
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>>4706996 You fucking destroyed them! Sweet shit man!
Anonymous
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the summer.... it bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnssssss
Anonymous
This is the best thread ever. Please provide pictures of things happening to help make my day
Anonymous
>>4707144 I think op went to bed...
Anonymous
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>>4707163 then we must not let this 404
Anonymous
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considering the fact that its a newer car walk up and bring like a porta-welder or some shit one that requires electricity clamp and weld a bead= brain fried 800 dollar brain? i think yes. also chain the boot to a tree out front if you have one, its now your porperty and considering the fact that you were pre hoa you can do what the fuck ever you want so chain it up out front and show them you mean buisness also if they do it again keep chaining the to the tree... im sure theyll get the point and youll have a nice collection of boots. hell after a while take four of them and put them on his prius. and if you can change the locks on them do eitttt.
p☺ppin candy !XzCzpPPgXg!!rZv+V/s4OXB
p☺ppin candy !XzCzpPPgXg!!rZv+V/s4OXB Tue 17 May 2011 21:37:00 No. 4707200 Report Quoted By:
OP should have called them to come take it off in the middle of the night and then invoked castle law
Anonymous
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OP i salute you if what you posted is 100% true.
glasgowcabbie
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>>4706671 are you fucking stupid too?
we're not talking DVLA or whatever here,we're talking about the scummy bastard private car clamping cunts
the scummy bastards that squeeze you for way more than dvla will.
and my cars are all fucking taxed tested and insured my cab is tested bi-annually aside from its MOT
read the fucking thread properly before committing yourself to talking shite
Anonymous
>>4706301 OP, WHY are they doing this? You never said WHY. It probably violates some sort of... fuck, drawing a blank for whatever reason. The laws that govern the agreement you make to be a part of the community in your neighborhood. Can't think of that for the life of me right now... Too early I guess.
Anyway, WHY did they put it on not once, but twice?
Hairy Britfag
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OP is officially awesome. way to go.
Anonymous
>>4706327 If this is the case, I'd suggest notifying the police yourself before they get involved and see if there is any law being broken on a state/county level. Then I would look at your HOA manual/agreement. You should have something telling you what you can and can not do to live in this social community. The down side to being a part of the communist neighborhoods. If there is nothing in there then I would point that out, damand it removed in a 12 hour period, if not, you have a very valid lawsuit against him. And for shits and grins, make one of the punishments for the lawyer to ask upon him to be the removal from the HOA because he is power driven and unfair to those living in the neighborhood. I would also try and find other people who don't like this guy and hear if they have any stories.
Anonymous
Anonymous
☢☢Texas☢☢ !HpH7HYCrkA
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>>4707276 >>4707288 Op says he has lived there for longer than the home owners assoitaion has been there, and he did not have to join it at all.
look here he says that right here!
>>4706301 >>"Now I have lived in the same nabber hood for over 10 years. Bought the house from my parents 8 years ago well be for the home owners association ever was established. I like other people that have been home owners here for over 7 years do not belong to the HOA. Nor do I have to" Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
¯\(o_O)/¯wat car iz gud ¯\(O_o)/¯ !!mPwkdU/95pr
¯\(o_O)/¯wat car iz gud ¯\(O_o)/¯ !!mPwkdU/95pr Tue 17 May 2011 22:50:00 No. 4707403 Report >>4706996 >21) Possession of a controlled substance fuckin lol'd
can we archive this thread?
Hairy Britfag
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>>4707352 basically means anyone that you have not invited onto your property is trespassing if they do, and you may defend your property, if they refuse to leave.
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
Hairy Britfag
>>4707352 oh, and in texas your vehicles count as part of your property, so feel free to shoot the next guy you see breaking into your car.
Anonymous
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>>4707352 its a farm in Scotland south west of Fairmilehead in the Pentland Hills in Midlothian,
"Five point Bro" S197GT !BROSTANGp.
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>>4706996 >privet >privet >privet >privet My body hurts after reading that.
Congrats on getting the dude arrested, though.
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
>>4707420 "breaking into your car"
or just anyone around your stuff
"...but officer i swear he was trying to steal my car..."
Gotta love Texas. The place where /o/ can LITERALLY shoot someone for messing with their car.
!LiMR.MODv.
>>4707433 thats probably one of the few things i like texas for.
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
>>4707438 Texas - The least communist, atheist, queer, pro-choice place on earth.
Also, I think everyone has at one point said "Man if we in Texas right now...(some witty/funny comment)"
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
Slosten !0heFfG9IKA
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>>4707050 >congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/o/ Anonymous
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Holy shit.
Anonymous
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>>4707456 I haven't, because I'm a Britfag.
I have, however, said "If we were in Yorkshire right now...", and while it's not a perfect match it's close enough.
Anonymous
UofKentucky Mazda3ifag
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>>4707486 ellaborate?
Sure Texas issn't perfect but some aspects are quite nice and they're fairly open to people doing their own thing...usually.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What neighborhood do you live in? I'm curious because I also live in san antonio
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
bumping this thread because it made my day
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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>>4707723 fukken captcha
also, that thread on the Lexus forum was amazing
both y'all niggas need to learn English though
Anonymous
Anonymous
does HOA operate everywhere? There is no way in hell I would EVER purchase a home that is part of HOA.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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not to be a party pooper, but unless i see some hard evidence of this actually happening, I don't think this is legit. for example the HOA President just so got charged with 22 different things? granted he had been posting for a few hours at least. OH well time will tell if he ever posts his pictures
Anonymous
>>4707753 The HOA that my friend lives near is retarded. He build a shed that perfectly matched the color/design/materials of his house. This shed even had the same wood siding as the house, it just looked like an extension of the house. Then the HOA came over and said that there was a rule that said sheds couldn't be placed too close to the house because then the houses wouldn't look similar. So we unbolted it from the foundation, pulled it with a truck to move it just outside the limit, painted it bright orange, and now it's an eyesore. A few days after we moved the shed and painted it they came back and asked if we could paint it the color of the house again, we asked them if there was a rule about it, they said no, so it's still orange. It looks like shit now but it's within their dumbass rules so they can't do anything.
Anonymous
>>4706312 If you decide to do what Uleh sad, OP, I have this ridiculou lock I'll gift you that I paid too much for just so you can smite his sorry piece of shit ass.
I'm not kidding. Feel free to drop me a linr on my email. This lock wont be so easy to cut off, especially someone that owns a Prius and therefore doesn't have an angle grinder/torch.
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
>>4707970 You guys deserve a damn prize.
Ausbro
holy shit. I just read all of (
>>4706311 ), plus i've read this thread, can someone briefly explain what this bullshit is? Foreigner Ausfag here without a clue, i don't think we have an equivalent of whatever the fuck this is (not clamping obviously, HOA or whatever)
Anonymous
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>>4707983 yeah and now it doesn't have a foundation, and when we pulled it it warped some so it looks like something a redneck would own. On a side note, the houses in his neighborhood were going for 700k+ before the market went to shit.
Anonymous
>>4708002 basically a housing development wants to keep their property values up so they start a homeowners association to fix little things and keep the whole place from going to shit. Most of the time it works well, but some are so horrible and corrupt that it turns into a dictatorship where one person can control what you can and cannot do to your house/yard. You can just say "fuck you" if your house is paid off though.
"Five point Bro" S197GT !BROSTANGp.
>>4708023 If I didn't agree to be part of the stupid organization when I purchased the house, I'd tell them to get fucked regardless of whether the house was paid off or not.
The whole point of owning property is that it's yours and you can do what you want with it. Fuck everyone else.
Anonymous
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>>4708002 The HOA can control how your house, lawn (what plants you use), and so on, looks like, so it matches the rest of the neighborhood. Some HOAs can be very controlling, like restricting the number of visitors, where you park your car and how, the number of vehicles (including boats and what not) you can keep on the property and in plain view. Then you also have to give the HOA monthly payments, at least if you want to use any near by facilities like the neighborhood pool, park, and so on. It's all just to keep the property values up.
I'd rather live out in the middle of fucking no where than in an HOA.
Anonymous
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>>4708040 There are some advantages to a HOA, the one where I live just keeps up the parks, pools and so on, they also resurface the roads wayyy more often then our city does so I don't have to dodge potholes all the time.
StigBot
Story was so good I cried twice. Now for a finishing move go shit on his porch or prius. That will show him.
Anonymous
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>>4708115 Stay classy /o/.
Also thread is archived.
Great success!
Anonymous
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Well fucking done OP, double bro high five.
dead !!1w3SeuwCso0
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america - the land of the free
ChevelleGuy !!5AvUymIvZl6
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>>4706996 fuck. yes. that is awesome.
Anonymous
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Didn't watch all of this video, or any of the other parts, but fucking lol'd at the concept.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhyqkK1EYSg&feature=related Guy gets booted at a station, stages a protest by parking cars at the station to refuse business
Clone !!wxDSNMYEcxl
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>MFW
Anonymous
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parking ticket enforcers/wheel clampers
Anonymous
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>>4706312 >Boot the HOA leader with it. Anonymous
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>Mfw you people believe this shit with no evidence >Mfw OP can't spell private
Anonymous
>>4706460 If he slashes the tires, always go for at least two... nobody usually has more than a single spare.
>>4708387 Fuck that. Get a set of bolt cutters and take off all the valve stems. Tow+labor+new stems+unmount+mount = ~ $500 for ~80 seconds of vandalism.
Robots&Racecars !Q4mJE0tSXg
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>>4708397 Pebble in the valve stem covers, if possible, for STELF
also this thread is glorious
thataudiguy !!Ix3EG/L3R/8
>>4708397 I like where your heads at, but let air out of 2, or 3 of the tires via the valve core. Pour super glue inside valve stem. Install caps. Glue caps to valve stem. Profit?????
Anonymous
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Bumping for lolz
Anonymous
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bumping for people to see this and I like seeing ways to vandalize vehicles
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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don't mind me just putting my trip back one
Anonymous
What kind of faggots fuck weith another mans car? OP, you did the right thing, don't fag it up by fucking with his car.
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
>>4710172 >implying a man would own a prius it may look like a man but it has no dick I bet
Anonymous
>>4710179 Doesn't matter what your opinion is on what kind of car a man should own, you just don't fuck with someone elses car like that.
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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>>4710191 I'm against fucking with people's car unless they REALLY deserve it.
If what OP says is true, this fag deserves it. He didn't have the balls to kindly ask OP to discontinue whatever he was perioding about (although OP has a right to do whatever he wants because it's his property)
YoQuieroTaco !!+RifvFnSZgS
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>>4706301 come home, read retarded HOA stories, be glad my house is nowhere near a HOA, good for you op for making it work in your favor, also
>taco Anonymous
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>>4706301 if the retard is gone keep cutting. we got caught once taking off a no parking sign, just got a warning, waiting till the cop was gone, went back to taking it off. they have no evidence.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 12:19:00 No. 4710967 Report Quoted By:
Ok I'm back, not for to long I am on my lunch break so I only have about an hour to hang out.
>>4707627 I live off of I10 west and Oak drive, going towards Milsa St.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 12:20:00 No. 4710969 Report Quoted By:
Wow this kind of tock off like a wild fire!
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Keep cutting.>I was not doing it for shits and giggles, I have to see a friend in ICU as soon as I can.
Anonymous
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im from texas and i believe the law states that if someone trespasses your property at night you're basically free to stick a shotgun up their ass an rape them with lead , by which i mean shoot them. no court would convict you
Anonymous
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>>4708397 Amatuer.
Fill all the wheel nut holes with steel putty and slash the tyres.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 18:30:00 No. 4711657 Report Hahaha The guys wife jut called me, it went along these lines.
FFFUUUU !ZvAI4BOSSI
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 18:36:00 No. 4711665 Report >>4711663 Yeah I can' spell this early in the morning... I work nights so yeah.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
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>>4711657 Bitches and Whores
FFFUUUU !ZvAI4BOSSI
>>4711665 I'm just fuckin' with ya. Epic tape is epic.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 18:39:00 No. 4711674 Report Quoted By:
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 18:44:00 No. 4711679 Report Quoted By:
I just think it's funny that she couldn't wrap her little head around it. I mean if some one told you that you would have to talk to their lawyer about a court case, and offered to give you there phone number wouldn't you take it? Ohh well it just might be me but I think she can't function with out him. The whole part where she says "Deprived the community of his leadership" kind of sits off kilter with me. Oh well time for Coffee!
Anonymous
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>>4708643 Man, you guys are getting wayyyy too complicated with this shit.
1) get
http://www.autozone.com/autozone/accessories/Dorman-Tire-valve-tool/_/N-256m?counter=1&itemIdent ifier=88092_0_0_
2) unscrew Prius's valve stem cores
3) lol as he endlessly pumps up his tires forever, wondering why they won't stay inflated. No super glue/obvious vandalism involved, so very little evidence of the crime. Cheap to fix, so if he wants to sue you over it (i.e. he can somehow prove you did it), you can actually pay. SUUUUUPPER inconvenient, so it's guaranteed to ruin his day, regardless if he has spare tires.
Anonymous
>>4706331 post signs saying trespassers will be shot
if anyone gets on your property, they have been warned, you feel your life is threatened and you can shoot first and ask questions later. Texas' castle law includes the driveway and cars
also, get a mean dog, if they get bit on your property, its their fault
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>4711693 I feel sorry for texas mailmen
Anonymous
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>>4706303 >>4706311 God, this is starting to reach the level as the Audi boot guy. Man, that was epic.
OP, great job handling everything within the law.
Anonymous
>>4711700 USPS won't deliver to your house if it is unsafe. And a mail carrier is not a trespasser.
Anonymous
I gotta say, this is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen on /o/ for a long time. Great story, it's ongoing, OP is decently keeping us informed...
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 19:09:00 No. 4711715 Report Quoted By:
>>4711700 I know about the Castle Doctrine.
>>4711693 Don't they carry .38's in their bags and trucks, And they all so carry OC spray.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>4711705 I derped, I forgot you guys usually have mailboxes at the end of driveways.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 19:10:00 No. 4711721 Report Quoted By:
>>4711710 Try ing to but as I have said Iwork nights, and it's 10:10 here in San Antonio Tx. So yeah lol
Anonymous
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>>4711710 At the very least, type in Word/text editor first, copy-paste to here. That way you know you spelled private right.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 19:12:00 No. 4711724 Report >>4711716 I don't have a mail box. I use a PO box, ever sense some one started to steal my mail last year... I think I know who it is but can't prove it at this point in time.
Anonymous
>>4711724 wow it sounds like you live in a shitty neighbourhood. Stealing mail on top of that clamping buisness. If/when you sell your house, make sure you do it when the HOA fags are away dude.
Anonymous
>>4711724 >install mailbox with lock on front with slot for mail to be shoved into (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202669864/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&a mp;catalogId=10053)
and/or
>purchase security camera from harbor freight and point at mailbox (http://www.harborfreight.com/weatherproof-security-camera-with-night-vision-47546.html ) each method will be cheaper than a year worth of PO boxes
Anonymous
>>4711735 he said he lived in san antonio...its mexico city down there
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 19:29:00 No. 4711753 Report Quoted By:
>>4711735 Thats the thing, it's not a bad neighborhood. It's just that in the last 7 years it has been a shit pit because of the HOA. Like I said I have lived in the house for 10 years, owned it for the last 8 going on 9 years in july. Be fore the HOA i never had a problem with any thing like this. This is only the second time that I have come home from a long night at work to find that one of my cars/trucks has been clamped. Both times I just cut the damn thing off. It's not like I have any gang problems, I just have neighbors that care way to much as to what your property looks like, and what you do. There are 5 to 7 of us that are not part of the HOA, all of us lived here, and owned our homes be fore the formation of the HOA, so we did/do not have to join it. It's all the people that moved in and built houses in the neighborhood that have to join it. But now that the little shit is in jail, I can go on with my life. My lawyer just showed up, I will post more info when I can.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 19:34:00 No. 4711759 Report Quoted By:
>>4711751 I'm a State employe, so I don't have to pay for my PO box. Just one of the many benefits of the job.
>>4711743 No wear that bad, close but no.
Anonymous
>>4711657 FFS OP I'm inclined to believe this stuff is all true, but I'm also inclined to believe you're an ignorant redneck shithead.
learn to spell or just stop posting, is english even your first language? O-Zone,rain forrest,privet... just die in a fire already.
surfing a tidal wave of whiskey o a surfboard made of don't care
surfing a tidal wave of whiskey o a surfboard made of don't care Wed 18 May 2011 20:13:00 No. 4711825 Report >>4711812 at least he's got a name and is man enough to give his location to 4chan and stand up to the HOA president. he's not some grammar nazi who hides behind the mask of anon.
Mansion
>>4711825 Shit no kidding. If you guys have to nitpick a good laugh because of spelling, you need to fuck yourself with a rake.
No one cares about the spelling.
Now, op, please, go on.
Anonymous
>>4711825 Go back to /b/ or something. Bitching about anonimity? On 4chan? Are you for real?
grammar nazi hiding behind the mask of anon, jesus christ.
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
this thread still being here brings me great joy
Anonymous
>>4711831 I'm not nitpicking shit - english isn't my first language and I make a lot of mistakes myself, but OP really went full retard with the errors to the point where it's unbearable, all I said is that he should take his time and write proper posts or just rest a bit and come back later, when he's not high or drunk.
I never got why americans make so many spelling errors, don't you guys care at least a bit about your own language? Fuck.
Anonymous
>>4711833 Its 4chan, not a job resume. Spelling doesnt matter as long as its clear. These threads will be 404ed, not put in a museum. It doesnt fucking matter.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 20:23:00 No. 4711840 Report Quoted By:
Still talking with my lawyer.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 20:24:00 No. 4711841 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>4711839 joke's on you, because it's going to be archived.
Mansion
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>>4711838 Things can be read. We can read with errors in spelling. You just scream OCD and it's funny.
Just let it go, man.
Anonymous
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>>4711847 And? why does that matter? Will somebody be looking up archived threads and say "ooh, this motherfucker right here didnt spell this word right"? then what?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 20:31:00 No. 4711857 Report Ok I am going to say this for the last time.
Anonymous
>>4711857 Why the fuck aren't you in bed then? You have to get up in 2 and a half hours for work.
Anonymous
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>>4711857 just ignore them. As long as they are bumping the thread everyone wins.
Anonymous
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>>4711857 Fuck the haters, Tacos. You're a badass. Can;t wait for the next update!
Anonymous
>>4711857 >my work is 2 hours away >HOA is giving me crap then why the fuck haven't you moved? thats like working in Austin and living in San Antonio, shit doesn't make sense...
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 20:47:00 No. 4711888 Report >>4711860 I'm still talking with my lawyer, but here is an up date on what is going on so far.
1) The state is going to press charges on him for all 22 violations, so is the county.
2) I am going to be pressing charges on only the first 14, as thats the most I can go for.
3) My lawyer is going to hand the tape (the one of the phone call) over to the county so that we can start filing charges against his wife for
A - threatening a private citizen.
B - Harassment of a private citizen.
4) I now have grounds to sue the HOA, and will be doing so to the fullest extent of the law.
5) Filing charges against the security guard that placed the boot.
6) Suing the Security company that he worked for.
7) Petitioning the court for a court date with in the next 5 weeks.
So all and all I think that I have them by the balls!
Now I am about to call my boss and take a personal day from work, so I can rest up.
Anonymous
>>4711888 claim the day as loss of earnings through stress/paperwork
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 20:53:00 No. 4711902 Report Quoted By:
>>4711896 It counts as a payed day off.
Anonymous
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>>4711918 No, it auto-sages.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>4711933 I will count this thread when you can follow it up with proof with documents and such from the county with your Lawsuit.
And don't give me crap that you cant, by law that is available to the public.
Till then, good luck.
Anonymous
>>4711888 Dear OP,
I love you and want to have your babies. Seriously, you are a common man's hero. Thank You.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 21:11:00 No. 4711970 Report Quoted By:
>>4711943 I will post them when I get them, but that might take up to a week.
>>4711938 Ok You are now pregnant with my baby... Wait how is baby formed, how you get pregnant?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Wed 18 May 2011 21:17:00 No. 4711987 Report Ok I am going to take a nap, I will post any new info if it comes. So un till next time have good day, and all that crap.
Anonymous
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well, congrats on the victory taco. I wish i could a victory with the parking situation in my apartment complex. I really want to take a 9 iron to all the cars that take up all the parking spots by weekend visitors. Goddamn
97GrandMarquis !Hl7Y7MP18Y
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OP this thread takes the cake. Fucking awesome
Anonymous
>>4711879 I still want an answer as to why you commute 2hours each way everyday, AND deal with the HOA, instead of moving closer to your work
Anonymous
>>4712005 i think i read somewhere he inherited the home.
Anonymous
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>>4712017 >sell house >use money to purchase new house (or downpayment on new house) Anonymous
>>4712017 He works for the state, they send him to work sites that they need him at, so by this time next year he may be at work site just down the road from wear he live. All so he probably makes some thing like 90K a year.
>>4712005 No he bought the house from his mother after his father died.
See
>>4706301 Anonymous
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>>4712048 you got that back wards man
Anonymous
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>>4712048 >wear >implying you're not OP Anonymous
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when Prius man is sued to the limit and forced to sell his home... buy it from him at a very low, low, low... low menial price...
Anonymous
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Jesus this thread is still alive? Awesome!
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
the opinion of a BMW driver !!4xci3EJqYH9
the opinion of a BMW driver !!4xci3EJqYH9 Wed 18 May 2011 23:12:00 No. 4712518 Report Quoted By:
I fucking hate HOAs and this is amazingly awesome, godspeed
Hairy Britfag
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story time>couple years ago GF lives in apartment complex >get's in car accident, car goes to shop, she gets a rental, parks rental in her space (it's like 8pm by this time) >next day car is gone. towed for not having parking pass. no warning, no phone call asking about car. just gone.
Anonymous
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when HOA boss loses his job for getting the HOA sued, join the HOA and take it over
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
Anonymous
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Want more info
HowITripCode? !!DU22SQMj6dQ
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Oh, OP. I left this thread open before I went to work and no after I'm back. I am enjoying some good laughs.
Anonymous
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>wicked long thread >~15 unrelated charges >no proof
Anonymous
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>>4711888 5) Filing charges against the security guard that placed the boot.
Alright Tacos, Everything you have done so far is win. I'm not so sure about this part though, #5. It seems a little harsh to destroy some minimum wage earning pawn that was just doing as they were ordered. I'm all for destroying the HOA, husband and wife because of their faggotry, but the poor guy on the bottom of the totem pole, you should possibly cut some slack for. Other than that, I hope you disassemble the entire HOA!
Anonymous
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>>4713839 you must live in a really boring place if you think this is newsworthy
Anonymous
I've always wondered, if you were really desperate to park in a clamp zone, what's stopping you from loosening the wheel nuts and swapping the clamped wheel for your spare? Stupid, potentially dangerous and time consuming, yes, but free!
Anonymous
I'm conflicted about this thread. I want it to be false, because surely nobody alive is that fucking stupid (Thinking about the neighbour and his wife here).
Anonymous
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Op should chain the boot to something on his property, if anyone says anything about it you can say it's your chain and charge them to unlock it.
Chillaxed !!Dux+y1zQOYX
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>>4706311 oh man i've been reading this for a while. its intense!
Anonymous
>>4713876 Read the das boot story that was linked somewhere here - HOA execs can get this bad or worse - becoming pocket hitlers who think the law doesn't apply to them.
Chillaxed !!Dux+y1zQOYX
>>4714207 dunno if it's the same thing but my boyfriend's parents lived in an apartment free because they were superintendents for the whole building. then the people above them fired them after 8 years and told them they had 2 days to move out. they fired them for literally no reason. they made something up and told them to get out. i met him when he was in a shelter with his parents, it was just a bachelor type room for the 3 of them, not air conditioned, in the middle of summer and everyone else living there was somalian and he said it smelled like feet. and he couldn't stay out past 10 o'clock and could only stay out 3 nights per month.
and obviously since they had to move out they had no house and both of them lost their jobs. at least they sued, but that money literally only got them through those 3 months where they finally got a new apartment and got settled in and found new jobs. now they dont live as well and are still recovering from that shit cuz they had to sign up for credit cards to feed themselves.
those people that fired them deserve to have everything taken away from them. god damn those people are fucking pieces of shit.
LawlWheelDrive !!brLKcdQGIvH
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Keep on cutting op let the flashlight shiner call the cops when they get there tell them to get the fuck off your property. If they want to do something about it to do it from the otheer side of the line
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>4714281 i really dont see how thats any different from getting fired and not being able to pay rent
if i lost my job id lose my apartment thats how life fucking works
Though id just sell my second car to pay my rent because im not an idiot
☢☢Texas☢☢ !HpH7HYCrkA
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>>4711987 Wow OP is taking the worlds longest nap!
Chillaxed !!Dux+y1zQOYX
>>4714349 both of them didn't graduate high school and had nothing on their resume for 8 years. they were living good, they could have retired on that. but they got fucked HARD.
at least when you lose your job while you're paying rent you have a month or two before you move out. but if you have no education and you have to move out in 2 days, you're literally on the street with no house and no job. they had to find a house before they found a job because nobody would hire you if you had to call the homeless shelter to get transferred to the room they were staying in. it was probably the worst of the worst situation anybody could be in.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>4714624 i dont even have a ged
if i lose my job chances are im fucked
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Thu 19 May 2011 06:39:00 No. 4714687 Report >>4714281 sure was nice of you to let them stay with you
oh, wait
►SaabLobster !TurbOZa05k
If the vehicle is on YOUR property and the people who put it on is NOT part of the law, they have absolutely no right to be on your property and boot your car..press charges on vandalism?
Chillaxed !!Dux+y1zQOYX
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>>4714687 he was allowed to stay, but he was only able to stay out for 3 nights every month otherwise they considered it as a place to stay and they would have to leave the shelter. also i dont have my own place, i live with my parents lol.
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toasting in epic bread with a car related picture
Fucking thread needs to fucking die.
Anonymous
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bumping epic thread
Anonymous
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>>4715060 The first sage of the thread
Weasil !4mHGxTWebc
>>4715060 What are you, the HOA assholes' son?
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Thu 19 May 2011 08:16:00 No. 4715160 Report Quoted By:
Wow my nap turned it to over 9 hours of sleep... Well that sucks. Any ways I haven't heard any thing new from my lawyer about this so yeah.
>>4714984 The vandalism charges are being pressed on the HOA president ( he killed my door bell), not the guard, he is facing trespassing, and failure to vacate.
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Thu 19 May 2011 08:18:00 No. 4715169 Report Quoted By:
>>4715149 That would be funny, but I don't think they have/had any children...
Anonymous
step 1- bust out the torches
>>4715212 did you read the thread at all>
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bumping for op to post more
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos
Fuck this, I'm going for Tacos! !qmZFvsfFos Thu 19 May 2011 08:51:00 No. 4715344 Report >>4715322 But nothing more has happened yet. I am going to call my lawyer in the morning. Other than that I called my boss and put in a week of paid time off, but other than that nothing more has happened.
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Well OP, from Worcester, MA, I wish u all the best and fuck the HOA in their ass. That is, if this story is true at all, but it seems legit, so I'm ok witgh it.
Anonymous
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>>4715344 Post a picture of your house and some of your vehicles.
Anonymous
protip op: HOA will never come to your property unless there is a complaint. One of your faggot neighbors called them
Anonymous
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>>4715440 Wow did you even read the thread, or did you just read the first post, then jump in with no idea of what is going on? OP has been having problems with the home owners ASSociation for a while. He lives behind one of board members or what ever, he is not part of it, and he doesn't have to join them ever. Op has all ready solved the problem, and is moving on. Now we are just hanging out while we wait for the thread to 404, and I am hoping that op will have more updates to give us, so we can laugh at it all.
Dattosan !ACDCyzeRac
ectweak !ViJhF7LC/k
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>>4714984 even parking authority can't boot vehicles on private property.
the vehicle has to be on a public street or a public parking structure/lot.
the guard that was telling you "you can't take that off" is only in the wrong if he were on your property and refusing to leave when requested. The guard that INSTALLED it (and his employers) however can be cited for trespassing and immobilizing a privately owned vehicle (on private property)
Dubley
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Bump for the bad grammar man.
Anonymous
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I happen to be an expert on cool stories.
97GrandMarquis !Hl7Y7MP18Y
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bamp. Looking for update.
Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON PAGE 11
Anonymous
Anonymous
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where are you tacos?!
Anonymous
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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>>4713873 I was actually thinking about this a few nights ago lol
Loosen the nuts on all the wheels and swap which ever one the clamp is on
then you'd be in a similar situation to the audi guy I think
gettin !swoLe9XFSw
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bumping because this thread is amazing
97GrandMarquis !Hl7Y7MP18Y
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Still waiting on an update.
