If fnf was a film made for fine gentlemen... You don't possess the financial stability, chap.
V-Dubya !!6oOWfvqhF24
i would greatly appreciate if you presented me with a car capable in completing a standing quarter mile in less than 10 seconds.
Grand !!bpzJYG28XJT
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Shit, and I thought I was going to bed soon.
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 26 Jul 2011 09:43:00 No. 5054041 Report Quoted By:
Sir, enter into a race against this fellow to demonstrate the superiority of our automobile, and proceed to win by a large margin
:: Ausbro s+ !!s+5OzRVBRS4
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Good heavens! We have constables! constables! constables! constables!
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
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Excuse me, but no such gentleman would agree to the taste of said tuna here
Anonymous
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I require you sell me nitrous oxide sir for my acceleration to top speed is sub par to my standards. If you may sell me two of the larger bottles that would severely aide my acceleration.
This thoroughfare is closed, pizza lad. I recommend you investigate a new course with which to travel back to your estate.
Anonymous
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Jesse, if I might have a word with you. I find the performance of my automobile to be decidedly unsatisfying.
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I do say, good fellow! The tuna sandwich is from this establishment is quite undesirable to most people.
Bored_Rice
>>5054033 Gentlemen, I present to you two choices of internal combustion engines for my automobie. The gallo 12 and the gallo 24
Anonymous
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you may have your choice of alcoholic beverage, as long as that choice is Corona, a plebian pale lager.
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
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>>5054064 I'm sorry chap, I wasn't aware that the same producers of fine itallian cuisine were also participitory in automobilic manufacture
equ!nox (on desktop) !DhviMPREZA
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I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being! I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being! I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being! I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being! I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being! I did not call the law enforcement agencies on any human being!
Anonymous
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God dammit /o/.... I just want to sleep.....
Anonymous
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Is there any chance, good sir, that the parts required for my automobile possess the ability to be delivered by dawn?
AutoX_a_Truck? !mcj305powA
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>>5054064 Splendid result sir. Had me chortling aloud.
I say, sir! This man was quite recently occupying the space in or around my facial area. Thus was quite unpleasant.
Anonymous
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MY WORD! MONICA!
equ!nox (on desktop) !DhviMPREZA
Hello there Monica! Did you enjoy watching me drive my vehicle at a high rate of speed with my fellow compares? Excuse me sir of african american decent, but you did not go across the finish line in a suitable position! Golly gee maddam, away with you my lady!
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
I choose to recognize my existence in measures of 402.336 meters
equ!nox (on desktop) !DhviMPREZA
Powershift !HFwRSw93HE
Should we invest a substantial amount of money into this automobile, perhaps procure performance enhancing items posthaste from the orient, it shall surely defeat any who cross it's path.
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 26 Jul 2011 10:00:00 No. 5054110 Report Quoted By:
>>5054091 For that time period not in excess of 10 seconds, I am at liberty.
Anonymous
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Sir Dominic! Sir Dominic! Constables intruded upon my estate and behaved in a rather uncouth fashion toward my immediate kin, because someone let slip sensitive information to law enforcement. I have reason to believe this rapscallion was none other than you.
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
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You believed this contest was up for debate? This contest was never up for debate; In fact, you were never really in possesion of your wheely machine!
Anonymous
A CAUTIONARY TALE: The manifold is currently in a precarious situation and requires your immediate attention!
Grand !!bpzJYG28XJT
Anonymous
can one of you witty mofos do the scene where the spic is ordering parts and states that crackas work quick.
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
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>>5054135 don't remember that one, can I get a direct quote?
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 26 Jul 2011 10:11:00 No. 5054163 Report Quoted By:
Sir, I believe it my duty to point out that certain engines produced by the Nissan Motor Company tend to fluctuate pricing, heading towards the higher end of the spectrum especially in the weeks preceding this annual local racing event!
Bored_Rice
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A tad premature lad.
Anonymous
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You claim to have been on the verge of vanquishing me? Foolish lad! You blunder in recognizing that you possess not even your own carriage!
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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I say, good sir. I believe that one can acquire a delectable cheeseburger and marvelous side of fries for two dollars and ninety-five cents. I believe they even have a deal for men of homosexual nature as well.
equ!nox (on desktop) !DhviMPREZA
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The vehicle in which transports me to and from places in which my presence is requested.
Anonymous
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SIR TORETTO! SIR TORETTO! Enforcers of her majesty the Queen intruded into my estate and besmirched my beloved kin, for a man of untrustworthy nature dared to disparage my good name! Furthermore, I SUSPECT THE MAN OF UNTRUSTWORTHY NATURE WAS NONE OTHER THAN YOU
anonymous
howardhughes !FUcuUcWCc.
Jesus Christ !KNs1o0VDv6
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Direct your question to any comrades who competes in speed challenges. For it does not matter if you are victorious by one part of a dozen inches, or over five-thousand dozens strung together. Succeeding is succeeding.
Bored_Rice
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This shall massacre all in the vicinity if 15 thousand dollars or more is invested beneath the bonnet. We may even need to trade with the orientals with haste.
Jesus Christ !KNs1o0VDv6
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Twice over, Nissan's SR20 motorcarriages would acquire a large sum of currency one half of a fortnight before battling in rapid fashion.
Anonymous
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best thread i have ever seen
Anonymous
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It's rather obvious that this car is running a Toyota Supra 2JZ engine.
Anonymous
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request 4chanarchive to save this thread:
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes thread :
>>5054027 Bored_Rice
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Nitromethane is only utilized cowards
Anonymous
This is the first time I have ever come to /o/, and this thread is what greets me. Out-fucking-standing
V-Dubya !!6oOWfvqhF24
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>>5054321 you're lucky. most the time it's this picture.
Anonymous
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inquired toward any dasher, any real dasher. It matters not if one is victorious by a fingerbreadth or a mile; prevailing is prevailing.
Bored_Rice
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>>5054318 I am quite fond of your writing technique chap.
Do you recognize who I am lad?
You sir have the likeness to a man that goes by the name of Justin from the Timberlake family that resides in Japan.
Bored_Rice
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My mother, god bless her heart, has lost her sight in one eye and she is still able to lose traction of her rear wheels more proficiently than this man.
JeepFag !!cYq6AF6yBw3
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Greetings once again, good sir! Shall it be tuna encased between soft white bread subtract the crust? I am uncertain, malady. How well does this delicacy suit the average consumer? Each sunrise for the past nil or so, you have approached this eating establishment and inquired how pleasurable the tuna happens to be. The day before, it was quite un-pleasurable. Yesterday, it was distasteful. Can you fathom its condition today? It remains indifferent, sir. ...Prepare me a tuna sandwich at once, malady! Subtract the crust? Subtract the crust.
Spike !hPVICiOusI
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I do declare Mia, that I am indeed a gentlefellow of direct employment to the governing bodies. I say to you ma`am, that I am a constable of the law in this fine state and I do implore you disclose Sir Dominic's whereabouts post haste, as I have reason to believe him danger and wish to act upon it not only as a duty to this great country of ours, but on the honor of my fathers. Mia: I say, you lamentable being of ill repute.
JeepFag !!cYq6AF6yBw3
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From Tokyo Drift: I say, that is quite an attractive automobile you possess. Why yes, it serves its purpose quite well. What purpose does this automobile serve? Performing deliveries of Italian pie? It isn't the automobile, malady. It is thee who operates this fine spectacle of intricate machinery. Excuse me, my fellow man. Are you engaging in lighthearted conversation with my wench? Your fine woman was simply in awe my personal transportation machine. That? My grandmother's mule could make that conglomeration of scrap metal seem as slow as a slug, my dear friend. What about your father's two-thousand and eight Dodge Viper? Comical. This vehicle possesses the strength of five-hundred horses and can launch from a stand-still to a rate of speed over 60 miles per hour in just 4.3 seconds. Outstanding! You are capable of interpreting the information on the advertisements concerning the particular vehicle you drive! ________________________ Sorry, I know it's not perfect. My vocabulary isn't the largest.
I liek my cars AMERICAN and made before 1980!
I liek my cars AMERICAN and made before 1980! Tue 26 Jul 2011 11:54:00 No. 5054506 Report Quoted By:
I say, dear sir! Are you aware of the name the speedy dining establishments in the gallic country append to their quarter pound hamburgers with cheese? " They aren't in the habit of referring to their main offering as the "Quarter-Pounder?" "Indeed not! Due to the differing specifications of our respective systems of measurement, they are in the habit of referring to them by the name of "Royale!" -Dumbledore and Max Rockatansky in Tokyo Drift.
Anonymous
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dear god. so much win. keep this thread going!
Bored_Rice
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Ahh fnf, 10 years and its still halarious.
Rofltorque !GVTnnoorf2
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Ejection seat, Cousin.
Anonymous
CIHAN .E36
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>>5054056 Confounded street racers!
Anonymous
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it is not how one poses besides thine automobile, but the nature in which one navigates said automobile around a racing circuit, that i bid you to consider and commit to memory.
Bored_Rice
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Mr. lance, I am seeking your expetise about the use of the 40 weight or the 50 weight. 40 weight sounds perfect for the application, thank you.
CIHAN .E36
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-That is a splendid motor carriage. -Thank you. I had acquired it from my compatriat Han. -I was not aware he was an admirer of American vehicles of powerful persuasion. -Indeed he persisted whilst accompanying myself. -You have knowledge that this sprint nix of a mere ten seconds? -I am in possession of naught but time.
CIHAN .E36
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Mine automobile is unique. I doubt there is another which bears any similarity to it.
Bored_Rice
Mr. Torreto! Why I must say, law enforcment officers came to my property and sullied my family's name because someone informed them of my activities. And I have a sneaking suspicion you were that aforementioned person.
Anonymous
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Fuck yeah archived
lowballer72 !.4vmfhsyzM
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Foreign sir, please remove yourself
Seagull !fUcCUNTYtU
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I'm dearly sorry my gratuitous friend, but the tuna here is for an only acquired type of taste obtain ye ol' Bun & meat with potato shavings from Big boy final $2.95, queer
Anonymous
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I AM QUITE EXUBERANT IN MY CELEBRATIONS!
Bored_Rice
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You are surely aware that this is no 10 second contest. I possess a infinite amount of time
Anonymous
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Sir, I shall meet you in the arid landscape. Prepare to have thy undercarriage pillaged and returned to you. For such an act will require more than your current gaseous genital propelled saddle. For sooth! I have made arrangements.
lowballer72 !.4vmfhsyzM
'You were never possessing me nor even your auto-transportation, what with your family-matriarchal sprocket changes and your lack of ultilising the double-clutching technique as you should have been.' Can anyone explain to me the enigma of Han?>TD: big explosion, pretty much sure he's dead >tFtF: driving truck and gas tankers, liquid gold >F5: One of the specialists
nyan !91iMi6CIYI
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Any beverage found here you are entitled to. I only beseech one condition. You may only only partake of Coronas.>feel free to wipe the drink with your shirt :v
Bored_Rice
>>5054990 4 and 5 are prequels to 3
CIHAN .E36
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Why are you unable to locate a virtuous Oriental dame like other alabaster skinned fellows are eager to do.
Bored_Rice
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I didn't recognize you without your slip on loafers I beleive you are refering to the UWABAKI
Anonymous
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 26 Jul 2011 16:09:00 No. 5055136 Report Quoted By:
>Nay, I do not feel as if I am being apprehended by officers of the law. What say you, friend Brian? >I, too, must admit that I do not feel, in the slightest, as if I am in such a situation at this moment >With time, I believe you will realize your current dilemma!
CIHAN .E36
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As I had previously proclaimed, we are most ravenous.
Anonymous
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The skills you possess are astonishing! You should be in attendance of a fine tertiary institution, akin to the Massachusetts institute of technology! Of course my fellow companion! But alas, for I am suffering under a malady of the mind, one which has been labelled as an Attention Deficit Disorder. Absurd I say!
Ematwo.
I love you guys so much. Archive? If there still is one for /o/...
:: Ausbro s+ !!s+5OzRVBRS4
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>>5054783 I dids't never point the finger of accusation against any gentleman! I dids't never point the finger of accusation against any gentleman!
!KNs1o0VDv6
Sir Dominic: I spoke of a wheeled carriage that will speed across a 402 meter dash in less that one sixth of a minute, not one that seemingly would not do so in over sixty times that! Doctor Jesse: Alas, for a man could utilize his farmhand skills and push it across the victory line, or perhaps even draw it behind another carriage of sizable fortitude. Sir Dominic: For you are incorrect, I cannot even fathom such nonsense. Constable Brian Earl Spilner: You all lack of strong convictions Sir Dominic: That is false once again my dear friend, for I do possess some certitude. But, this fine establishment is not a heap of rubbish, this, chaps, is an automobile servicing and repair structure.
Bored_Rice
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>>5055291 Its been archived
Gehraz !hBkjMbLccA
I insist that you supply me with some nitrous oxide
250r(drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy
250r(drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy Tue 26 Jul 2011 23:52:00 No. 5056541 Report Quoted By:
honda is a really great brand.
JeepFag !!cYq6AF6yBw3
JeepFag !!cYq6AF6yBw3
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>>5056516 Insure that you supply me with the containers of considerable volume.
Grand !!bpzJYG28XJT
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>>5056236 Oh fuck, this is my favorite.
ThatfaginthepurpleM3 !!iErlAW3DmuG
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FNF series is funny because it has a really obvious financial progression The first one had little funding so it had shit cars (civics, eclipses, and a few cars dotted here and there) and if you watch them in order the cars slowly get better and better Until you get to fast five and tokyo drift where they have crazy chargers and what not.
Anonymous
Meh never seen fast five, after every single FnF I say to myself "well that was dumb" Except after the 3rd and 4th, I expected them to be tard lvl, so I tried to enjoy the action instead of the realistic lvl. I suppose I'll watch fast five for teh lulz.
ThatfaginthepurpleM3 !!iErlAW3DmuG
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>>5056626 Fast five is really quite different then the others
Anonymous
>>5056626 If you can stand a few god tier mustang cruisers as well as a generic plot, it really isn't that bad. There isn't as much car stuff except for the montages of them training and all that shit.
Anonymous
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bravo /o/, everyone who contributed to this thread is a gentleman and a scholar good show chaps
ThatfaginthepurpleM3 !!iErlAW3DmuG
>>5056713 >Charger cruisers FTFY
Anonymous
>>5056729 oh wow -1 for me
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I have to say this is the best thread on /o/ in years. Good show old chap
lowballer72 !.4vmfhsyzM
>>5055003 Impossible. I'll refer you to the 2011 chargers used in F5 for proof. As well as the ipods and laptops used in TD. They clearly date the movies to the correct time periods
Spike !hPVICiOusI
>>5057220 that just means japan was so far advanced in TD that they were being retro with their old things.
K Series !!luBNga8XM2+
BUY KAWAII NEVER LOOK BACK K Series !!luBNga8XM2+ Wed 27 Jul 2011 02:42:00 No. 5057391 Report Say, dear Lance, what opinions do you offer on this automobile? It is truly a mechanical marvel of the thoroughfares.
族車TYTE-R旧車~(・ᆠ・ )~ !GTRkY/VtrY
>>5057391 Surely, a craftsman spent tedious hours putting such a machine together
K Series !!luBNga8XM2+
BUY KAWAII NEVER LOOK BACK K Series !!luBNga8XM2+ Wed 27 Jul 2011 02:49:00 No. 5057415 Report >>5057408 I have yet to complete the transfer of ownership.
So this wonderful conveyance belongs to no man?
族車TYTE-R旧車~(・ᆠ・ )~ !GTRkY/VtrY
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>>5057415 But wait, you have surely won this vehicle in our contest of speed.
Anonymous
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archive dis shit
Anonymous
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Letty: *Sniff Sniff* I detect an odor of women of Ill repute.
lowballer72 !.4vmfhsyzM
>>5057226 Challenge Accepted: what about the brand new shoes bow wow was that even nba players can't even get yet?
GoingInHardnSlo
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If you wish to escape with your life intact, having the mentality of a constable must cease immediately
Anonymous
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Trading parts with the orient with haste will result in this automobile to decimate all others.
CIHAN .E36
>>5058659 I have possession of these loafers that not even the famed negro basketball competitor LeBron James has managed to acquire.
Anonymous
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>>5060459 You seem to be in possession of that automotive steering device, is it for trade perhaps?
!Na3Mb190eA
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Peril to manifold!
that african american with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2
that african american with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2 Thu 28 Jul 2011 02:19:00 No. 5062552 Report Quoted By:
just read all of the posts. I love you /o/
Bored_Rice !mBurvtu.rg
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Wow day 3 and its not a bike thread or a green text thread. Proud of you gents, theres hope in you yet.
I drive a Minivan
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I say Lance, what is your opinion of oil weight that is befitting this gentlemen? The 40 Weight or the 50 Weight? I believe the 50 weight will suffice quite fittingly!
Anonymous
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You, sir, almost claimed victory against myself in a duel using our automobiles? Surely you jest, good sir, as you were not in any position to acquire victory from myself, as you did not appear to be in possesion of your vehicle during aforementioned duel!
Ragnarok !pbCAMARO5g
Here you go /o/. This is all I cared to screencap, and messily slap together in MS Paint.
focustec !OlKUHCHcOM
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Arise to the forefront so others may read these hilarities.
Anonymous
My head just fucking exploded
Amerifagius Maximus !f0rdFUC7EA
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>>5062854 Wow the faggot mod totally deleted all my posts.
Anonymous
>>5065118 For shits and giggles the back of the car
JeepFag !!cYq6AF6yBw3
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Only individuals within my personal circle of close companions may address me as "Rome".
CIHAN .E36
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Hector: Halt, we must attend to this. Gaze upon this white skinned fellow yonder. Hector: Marvelous vehicle. What remodeling have you performed upon it? Hector: [Brian beams with a smile] You persist with having me obtain this knowledge through trials? Brian: Indeed. Hector: Your fortitude is to be applauded. Your fortitude is to be applauded. I am known as Hector. I am in possession of a surname but it's enunciation is beyond me. Brian: Sir Brian Spilner. Hector: A name typical to your peoples.
Anonymous
>>5065252 I almost mistook that for a Kia Rondo...
Anonymous
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>>5065624 That's cause BMW likes to copy better automotive manufacturers like Kia.
DOKTOR KOMME !cR.M5rEtRc
Anonymous
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for the passing of a half score of seconds or fewer, I am not disposed to any particular establishment.
Anonymous
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Hello. My name is Dominic Toretto. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Anonymous
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i say old chap would you be willing to participate in a test of speed this evening you certainly have the knowledge that i require the rewards of said test you have a total of 3 minutes to arrive at my location
Anonymous
Yo nigga 'ssup? How yall feelin' tonight ma brothaaas? Good to see ya, bro.. check out my civic.
Drunken Parts Changer
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this is for a 99 Car Radio Constant 12V+ Wire: Blue/Red Car Radio Ignition Switched 12V+ Wire: Blue/White Car Radio Ground Wire: Chassis Car Stereo Illumination Wire: Red/Black Car Stereo Dimmer Wire: N/A Car Stereo Antenna Trigger Wire: N/A Car Stereo Amplifier Trigger Wire: N/A Front Speakers Size: 6″ x 8″ Speakers Front Speakers Location: Doors Left Front Speaker Wire (+): Green/Orange Left Front Speaker Wire (-): Green/Black Right Front Speaker Wire (+): Green Right Front Speaker Wire (-): Yellow/Green Rear Speakers Size: 6″ x 9″ Speakers Rear Speakers Location: Rear Deck Left Rear Speaker Wire (+): Blue/Green Left Rear Speaker Wire (-): Blue Right Rear Speaker Wire (+): Blue/Black Right Rear Speaker Wire (-): Blue/Orange if thats not it i found this 1. Black = Neutral (Car Body) 2. Blue & Purple = Active 3. Blue & Yellow = Accessories/ Ignition 4. Black & Brown = Front Left Speaker + 5. Green & Brown = Front Left Speaker - 6. Green & Yellow = Front Right Speaker + 7. Blue & Yellow = Front Right Speaker - 8. Yellow = Rear Left Speaker + 9. Blue = Rear Left Speaker - 10. Brown & Red = Rear Right Speaker + 11. Blue = Rear Right Speaker - use google to find the manual for the stero
Drunken Parts Changer
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damn wrong thread
Anonymous
CIHAN .E36
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Constable Walker, thoust believes oneself to be an honourable man, masquerading as a villain. Have you ever considered that you may be a villain masquerading as an honourable man? Each day it weighs heavily upon my soul.
Anonymous
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>>5054990 the time line is off
you have to assume fnftd is the last one
>the fast and the furious >2fast2furious >fast and furious >fast5 >the fast and the furious: tokyo drift spoiler to those who haven't seen fast5
it is odd to see letty alive though since she died in the 4th movie(funeral and all)