So the old fuck down the street called the cops on my car, apparently i do the following: > i blow stop signs > i speed > car is to loud > no front plate > park the wrong way
Anonymous
>don't drive like a cunt >everyone applauds my driving
the forest is my throne !!R/tAkjYYuin
the forest is my throne !!R/tAkjYYuin Tue 02 Aug 2011 03:54:00 No. 5089324 Report >>5089319 well technically you don't DRIVE the bus
you ride it
it's also funny that you think sitting still in the back seat is worth applauding or something
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 02 Aug 2011 03:56:00 No. 5089334 Report Quoted By:
>live on corner lot >across the street kitty corner is abandoned cop shop, golf course, and swimming pool. no one bitches. >beside house is old bitch who cant hear anything anyways and is really nice, doesnt bitch. >house across street other way is empty, no one to bitch >house beside that one is young guy who parties all the time, doesn't bitch >behind my house across alley is some old fuck who doesn't bitch because his dogs always get out and attack people and we could bitch about that
Anonymous
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Don't know what you're driving, but it looks like faggy japcrap.
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
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>Guys says my friends exhaust on his truck is too loud >Yells at us, he's a douchebag >Calls cops on us >Egg the fuck out of his house because we're immature little fucks but we don't care
henry_ford !GwhYwxVY9w
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>>5089324 i lol'd
also OP what'd the cops do, did you just tell em to fuck off because lolnoproof
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
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>When we were little we used to ride our bikes on the street everywhere >Made jumps and stuff >Crazy bitch lady yells at us that we aren't allowed to do that >Her house also gets egged >Fucking bitch
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5089307 yeah. theres some old fuck down the black that calims to be "president" of the neighborhood.
he's come over to my house and placed a note in the screen door that listed all the complaints of me driving.
-too loud
-too fast
-too aggressively
-no indicators
-endagering the neighborhood children
all of these are false except the no indicators thing. I'm always on alert around my house because at least 3 cops live around here.
and folks should keep an eye on their damn kids, so i dont hit their asses when they jump into the street thinking I'll slam on the brakes.
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
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>One neighbour yells at us for riding our dirt bikes on the road because "they're unregistered" >He's a real fuckin' prick >He drives his golfcart around and it's unregistered >Eggs, eggs everywhere all over his house
Anonymous
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House made of bricks. Double glazing. Can't hear shit.
Anonymous
>see some faggot in a riced out subaru speeding through stop signs and speeding excessively >get a look at his license and call the cops >said faggot gets pulled over a while later >never hear his of his crappy car ever again >a bit more after, this thread appears
Viggen !WKYkfH9Iw.
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>stock exhaust >FWD >live in the country
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
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>Fat ass lady standing in the middle of the street >Dogs off leash >Standing there talking to another fatass lady neighbour >Nearly hit dogs, crawl by them at 30 km/h >They yell at me to slow down >BITCH I'M DOING 30 KM/H WHAT THE FUCK? >Guess whos house is getting egged next?
WranglerSportlol !!HLoWihn8Ax1
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I got the cops called on me when I was like 10, was riding my ATV on the road 5 houses down to my friends house. Old prick neighbor said I was "flying down the road and tore up his lawn"
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>driving up or down my street 20/30 mph >kids playing everywhere >one of the kids parents comes out and bitches at me >"DURCA DURR YOU SPEED AND NEARLY HIT MY CHILD, SLOW DOWN OR IM CALLING THE POLICE" >wheel spin off whilse laughing doing the finger >now do 60+ because hes a cunt, rev engine passing his house >he calls police one day >sister texts me and says they're waiting >drive up 15 mph < and stop to let annoying as fuck children who throw stuff at the cars passing, pass >wave at police when passing and coolface it and park in my drive way >police leave >no fucks given
Anonymous
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>driving through neighborhood at around 7pm at 30mph >wannabe gangster suburban kids walking down the middle of the street >One of them walks toward my car, does that stupid lean forward shit >yank wheel toward him, lock brakes(lol no abs) >he falls over backward >drive off laughing.
Anonymous
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sure is angsty teen in here
Anonymous
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My neighbours on my street own: lowered A4, couple of restored 60's Mustangs, 2 70's Beetles, a C6 Corvette, a sleeper MK4 GTI, and bunch of other cars that have come and gone. The street next to ours is a bunch of old white couple who just don't give a fuck. One guy collects Legacy GTs on that street though.
Anonymous
>live in rural area, far enough to where I have at least 5 acres surrounding me from my neighbors, but not far enough to where it takes more than 5 minutes to get into town >do whatever the fuck we want >300 person house parties all night >rev cars as loud as we want >have a makeshift dirtbike track in the field, run all day >get bored and take wrecked corolla on said dirtbike track >dust everywhere, exhaust falls off, loud, roll car and crash it even more >not a single fuck
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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>kids playing football in the street >im driving down, slow speed >they look at me, and continue playing >OOOOOK >floor it towards them they move, one kid moves slowly >swerve car and rev heading towards him >kid falls over and gets hurt >i lol >one of the other kids kicks a football at my car >slam on brakes, get out and slash ball >throw it back and drive off
Anonymous
>Live on private rural road, 1 mile long, perfectly straight and narrow >Old country retired assholes everywhere, all ride horses, all play golf, fucking assholes to everyone but others that do the same >They pool together resources to make speedbumps on the road >Causes me to take beater crown vic even faster over bumps so I can try and launch it >They so mad
Anonymous
>>5089409 >children who throw stuff at the cars passing there's 2 little shits down my street who do that
i wanna beat the shit out of them
Anonymous
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There was one guy who had some kind of race car living down my street.
Anonymous
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>>5089450 I did remember one thing that happened where the cops were called
>Middleschool, riding Honda Fl350 odyssey with friend on his Banshee in neighborhood >At top of neighborhood is a trail through the mountains to another rural neighborhood where a friend lived, trail is strictly no motor vehicles, few houses in culdesac for trailhead >Go to friend's, hang out a while, leave, come out of same trail head >Woman with her 2 hippy friends sees us, they yell and try to stop us from going >See one of them is clearly calling the cops >Step on it and gtfo >About a 10 minute ride through rural dirt road to my house, friend was just up the road from me >Mad dash home trying to beat the cops, successful >See cops cruising around neighborhood the rest of the day, never hear anything of it after that hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5089521 they only did it for a while, they threw stones n shit at my car and dented it and chipped paint, etc
went to there parents house told them and they shrugged and went they're just kids
so after getting a few new panels and basically a whole car repaint, they got sent the bill and had to pay it :D
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Anonymous
>i know all my neighbors >they have any problems they talk to me
Anonymous
shouldn't make the mods of your street unhappy due to the fact they can ban you.
Anonymous
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>>5089580 Oh and a quick story.
>driving '70 ranchero with 302 home in light rain >get to end of block >rolling burnout all the way to other end (10 house 2 being duplexes) >go back park in front of my house which is in middle >Neighbor was on porch he chuckled and said "nice one" My neighbors are cool.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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kinda like what my street is like,
V-Dubya !!6oOWfvqhF24
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>receive complaint from cock smoker accross street >exhaust too loud, driving too fast >lol fuck you bro >3k clutch drop >hektik skids everywhere >turn street to smoke
Anonymous
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>>5089521 some wanabe gangster kid did that to me, i talked to his parents, they beat his ass pretty hard (live in an area with mostly indian people, im also indian, so if a kid gets beat no one really cares).
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 02 Aug 2011 04:56:00 No. 5089666 Report Quoted By:
>>5089469 I fucking love primered sleeper chargers
get pics and post you fucker
Bored_Rice !mBurvtu.rg
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>Magnaflow exhaust on the mustang >Dat glorious 289 sound >Come home and park at reasonable times >No fucks were given
dunkleman !!EXZaZB70bJf
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My old neighbors used to run some kind of scented candle business out of their house (grow-op coverup I think) and told their customers to park in front of our driveway and no matter how many times I'd bang on their doors and tell them to move their vehicle and not to park there again they kept doing it. Luckily they were poorfags and couldn't afford the rent and had to move out before I did anything drastic
Fc3sfag !watRACIngM
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I had to go get some tires for a friend of mine,
Anonymous
ThatfaginthepurpleM3 !!iErlAW3DmuG
the only thing i've ever>driving at night with friend in neighborhood >Stock 318i, so quiet exhaust >streets lined with cars >nigga jumps in front of the car and waves his hands >fuck that *floor it* >he jumps out of the way
south auckland huhuhu !!OTVlqdXE63A
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>flatmate/landlord owns a harley >loud as fuck >has gang mates over >also with loud as fuck bikes >property jampacked with dobermanns, big fence
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090023 that happened to me and my gf at a set of lights, she had to floor it through a red light to get away because he was trying to open her door, turns out he was stabbed and died later in hospital
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equ!nox !DhviMPREZA
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>bigass trailers coming to my house every now and then to deliver cars >loud ass sounds and blarring music >high revs with no exhaust >skid ripping in my driveway
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
>leaving to get milk or some shit, it's midnight >pitch fucking black >i live in the country, so no streetlights >i pull out onto the road, there's a car coming the other way so i turn off my highbeams >just pulled out of my driveway, going about 25mph >maybe see something in the road >then nothing >i guess it was nothi- >FUCK FUCK BRAKE >it's my dumbshit neighbors (six of them) riding horses in the middle of the fucking night >taking up the entire fucking road >no lights, no reflectors >pretty much invisible until you're right on top of them >the guy coming the other way goes halfway in the ditch to avoid them >"SLOW THE HELL DOWN, WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE" >sitting in the middle of the road, surrounded by people bitching at me on horses >pin the throttle in my truck (no exhaust past the cat, loud as dicks) and lay on the horn simultaneously >all the horses lose their shit and gallop off into the darkness
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
Overboard and Self-Assured !!yvm0QrHZZJQ Tue 02 Aug 2011 06:03:00 No. 5090080 Report >>5090063 lol
in saskatoon some guy was on broadway bridge (basically high traffic at 40-50 km/h) trying to flag someone down for 30 minutes. he bled out. turned out he was stabbed by fuckin' indians on the bridge and stumbled into traffic to get away.
the lol thing is that he could have walked 50 feet to a business and got them to call 9-1-1
Anonymous
>>5090063 Dont feel bad. You did everything you could.
Anonymous
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>>5090070 I fucking hate horses and have always had to deal with them growing up whether it be my parents or neighbors.
A highlight of mine was helping my friend finish his bridgeported 12a fb and he didn't have the exhaust yet, so he just ran open pipe from the manifold for a quick test run down the street to the gas station. Passed a couple horses and one of them was not trained well, got spooked and freaked out bad. They avoided the fuck out of us when we came back up the road.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090063 You don't happen to be in NI by chance do you?
Anonymous
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>>5090070 >all the horses lose their shit and gallop off into the darkness hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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>>5090080 shit one for him haha
>>5090083 i don't mind black people if they're dead on like, when i was checking up on my old auto class the only one that looked like he had a clue about cars was a black guy and he was actually pretty dead on and told me what he was planning to do with his car, which wasnt nig it up
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090120 Just the word "Scrambler" in the post before the one I quoted made me think NI.
How long ago did the hijacking thing happen? My friends neighbour got hijacked the other week.
also, if you want a good LOL, look at the police facebook page west belfast
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090146 what hijacking :S
and what am i looking for here im on the page now haha
Anonymous
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>coming home from work >fucking kids playing the the street, parents watching not making them get out of the way >clutch in, bounce off limiter at 8300rpm >kids run crying to sidewalk
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090158 You said someone was opening your girlfriends door, how long ago did it happen?
Or do you mean the one I was talking about? It was about 2-3 weeks ago now when there was bother up in Lurgan.
Also passed through the upper newtownards road the other week when petrol bombs were flying. Not fun at all.
The police might have removed the posts but theres some grade A trolling goes on at it.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090180 ahhhhh wasn't a hijacking, just some black guy trying to opening my gfs car door to ask for help cause he was stabbed, in dundonald...like near the church, 400 yards away from the hospital...lol
and yeah, ive tried to stay away from belfast when all that shits going on haha, i took a wrong turn and ended up in the shankill, getting funny looks because i have an orange pac man ghost and a green air refreshner on the rear view
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090203 Oh right holy fucking shit. That's crazy I know the church you mean, the one with the stupid signs outside liek "Jesus has the X Factor" and "Jesus wants to be friends on facebook, accept?"
Once accidentally ended up in andersonstown and the falls in one drive. Fucking shat myself.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090214 yeah thats the one haha, fucking christians
haha, its pretty fucking bad when you end up in a place like that, and your like ehhhhhh fuck, and everyones like "WHO DA FUK LYK, U DUIN IN MA TURF ?"
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090222 I really want to go to Dundonald Mcdonalds now :\
DOKTOR KOMME !cR.M5rEtRc
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>>5089552 >pouring massive length of council footpath >little shit comes down on his bike and rides through it WHILE WE'RE RUBBING IT UP >all the way from one end to the other >everybody dumbstruck, staring at this little kid >rides off laughing and giving us the finger >ganger goes up and knocks on his door, tells his mum what happened >mum: whatever. what do you want me to do about it? >ganger: well, you do whatever you want, but i'm just letting you know, when you get the bill for five thousand dollars for the concrete, you'll know what it's for. >her face when hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090229 FUCK YOU DUDE
i had to go last week because the idea popped into my head
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090236 It's the closest one to me open 24h :\
Fucking hate the peninsula
Anonymous
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don't be a dick, op. just get some lemons and burn his house down
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090243 meh its about a 15 min drive from me
then again there is the 24hr burger king at forestside or that 24hr kfc in...fuckkk...jordanstown ?
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>Live in rural area >someone puts up 15mph signs >nope >drive 30 and do sikk skidz all day
Anonymous
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>>5089587 And that's why I have always refused to live anywhere with any kind of neighborhood association.
Anonymous
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>neighbors complain about my cars being parked parallel to my house and that my firebird doesnt have tags. > finally get my firebirds 383 build finished > they try to get me ticketed for unregistered cars ( 1967 mustang boss 429 and my firebird because of lazy) > get off with tickets for registering with classic insurance > no exhaust laws or emissions for classic cars > drive cars daily, they report me for noise ordinance ( at noon mind you) i never drive these at night because im still considerate > cop pulls up while im tuning the wandering idle ( love holley's) > turns out he is one of the guys i know from the drag track > he goes to the neighbors house and bitches them out for waisting police time
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090248 the BK shuts at 11 I'm nearly sure of it.
DOKTOR KOMME !cR.M5rEtRc
>>5090250 Lol. I love those villas and flats where they think their driveway is some sort of legitimate road and they put up speed signs. I see all sorts of shit like that working for the council.
>hook around complex in the ute with shit loose in the tray >exceed meaningless speed limit in reverse hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
>>5090270 seriously ? i thought it was a 24 hr
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>5090295 Nearly sure, I passed it on the way to the 24h tesco one night and it was closed.
Anyway fuck it bedtime.
hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk
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>>5090304 fuck, i know theres a 24hr bk somewhere haha
and yeah i should probably do the same, up at half 8, woo
Anonymous
>>5090274 I want to go to a highway, rip out their 70mph speed limit sign and plant it in my driveway or swap it with one in a school zone.
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5090314 Lol'd
>drive shitty grand am >only sound is when i cockily pull out of driveway >no one seems to give a fuck anyway My friends old ass bitchy neighbor hates me though, i went like 25 then ripped my ebrake right in front of her house, dat skid mark
>she maf >friend driving his moms excursion >fords suburban basically >so fucking heavy >cut every corner by going over the sidewalk because you cant even feel it >lol all the way home notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>tuning new amp to JL 13w7 >1pm on a weekday >old guy from other side of the sub flies down my street and sounds like he tried to put it in reverse before stopping? >tire squeeeeeelllllllll and weird grindy noise >you just drove past my house and your music is TOO DAMN LOUD >fuck off old man, i just woke up, haven't driven anywhere and we don't have a noise ordenance in (our small town) >he gets mad and says hes calling police >fucking nothing happens >egg his house anyways
Anonymous
>Live on farm just outside London, Ontario >6 Cars, 2 ATVs and 3 snowmobiles being driven around >Speed limit on road is 60, drive 120 >Screech into driveway erry day >Scare away raccoons and coyotes at 2AM by driving around a Ford F150, honking and flashing the highbeams >Nobody bitches, ever
Anonymous
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>>5090430 Lobo Township? You serious? Guess I could say Arva for me, but since London is only 2 minutes further south nobody really cares about it.
Rural commuter master race.
Anonymous
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lets keep this thread going. funny ass shit
Anonymous
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>>5090401 >6 Cars And $18,000 in annual insurance costs later... how does it feel to be raped by Allstate just so you can have half a dozen rustbuckets?
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
>>5090602 >NJ >new state law for pedestrians to have RoW in crosswalks >smug ass wiggers in brigantine walk all slow >their faces when i speed up blasting my nigmusic >;_; Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
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>>5090612 my response to people who act like that is to make it blatantly obvious that instead of stopping, i'm going to do everything in my power to run them the fuck over, law and consequences be damned.
redline clutch dumps and power shifts in my truck with no muffler usually do the trick pretty well.
Anonymous
>my dad buys a plot of land in '83 >places a manufactured home on it and builds a shop out in back >the neighbor to our south is an asshole to dad and the rest of the family from the start >the first time he met my dad he said "he'd do anything to see us get kicked off our land" >vandalized our logging equipment (with the help of his children, no less) >posted "drive slow" and "10 MPH" signs but doesn't give two fucks about them >tried to lure myself and my sisters into his car on multiple occasions when we were younger >had his wife steal some of our land use documents from the county records since she works for them >we had to pay out the ass to get the docs re-done >the county made us pay out the ass again for several different permits that we never actually needed because he complained >he tried to have the driveway that my family owns (assclown and family just have an easement to get to the main road) changed to a public right-of-way despite the fact that it isn't even 8 feet wide in places >he did that so we'd have to get more permits to build a tall enough fence so our stuff couldn't be seen >he agreed to help pay for maintenance on the driveway, his contributions amount to less than JACK SQUAT, i.e. nothing at all >he still bitches and tries to get us in trouble in some way or another
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
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>guy in sub complains about my sub >freaks out and flips a shit on me, stops me in the road and leans in my car >speed off and hit his head off the edge of my window >lol >throw trash in his snow piles all winter >spring comes along and snow melts >lol trash EVERYWHERE
ZXRider !!HZaDtvy0aBX
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Apparently the cops are on the lookout for my car, or this "vincent" guy, cant figure out if its mine or his, but there are very few of us genesis guys running around. read the thread, its quite funny.
http://www.gencoupe.com/texas/72027-white-genesis-rowlett.html !ZpfiLEGACY
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I was driving down a hill last week so I downshifted to second, and about halfway down the hill some cunt literally runs from her mailbox into the middle of my lane with her arms in the air screaming at me to slow down. I was going about 20 mph in a 35 making my approach to a stop sign. I wonder if I'll be able to get away with it if I hit her next time...
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
>>5090675 you sir
need some murrican muscle
>get 70's muscle car >do insane donuts on his lawn >he trys to yell at you >shoot in fucking face >welcome to America motherfucker everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
Anonymous
>>5090675 The only way to deal with those kinds of people is a stern word, a plastic bag and an M14. You know what the latter two are for.
Anonymous
>>5090658 You could just put the car in neutral... like I'm all for scaring the little fuckers, but if they're piss drunk, don't move and you end up hitting one their lawyers will be all over your ass.
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5090710 My grand am is probably as slow as his saturn
I can gun it from 0-25 and sound like im about to go mach 1 or some shit :S
Oregon Unprofessional Logger !!OmN/9FUtmzc
Oregon Unprofessional Logger !!OmN/9FUtmzc Tue 02 Aug 2011 08:30:00 No. 5090759 Report >>5090691 >>5090675 here with a trip this time.
It'd be a bit hard to do donuts on his lawn with a muscle car because he lives on a hill, but we've got muscle of a different sort that can do the job. We just need to rebuild the brake caliper, put it back on and finish our job around the first part of September, but this should do just fine.
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Oregon Unprofessional Logger !!OmN/9FUtmzc
Oregon Unprofessional Logger !!OmN/9FUtmzc Tue 02 Aug 2011 08:32:00 No. 5090773 Report Quoted By:
>>5090698 M14, eh? I think I might know where to find one of those...
>>5090658 >>5090401 say bro,
ever hang with dave over at davidsfarm? it seems like hes been becoming a bit of a tight-ass recently
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5090759 Dig graves in your yard near his house
Make wooden grave markers with his family names on them
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
>>5090782 what's happened with him since his channel got taken down? i liked watching his coldstart and repair videos but never got motivated to keep watching after the channel went away.
>>5090794 the redneckrickem channel is still up, rick is a bit more chill and has more manners than dave (as far as pervy-ness lol) and he uploads a lot, but he is kind of boring at times
then there is dave's new channel davidsfarmlives, but he only posts a video now every other week or so (no longer getting paid to do it)
Anonymous
>act like immature faggot >person older than me disapproves / reacts negatively >FUCK FAGGOT IM GONNA PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAVE
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
>>5090816 i feel kind of bad for him over the whole youtube thing
then again he did diddle kids
>>5090818 also this
>play my overly loud stereo on max volume, with the windows down, in a neighborhood >old people ask you to lower the volume and have respect >FUCK YOU AND YOUR RESPECT OLD PERSON, I KNOW A WHOLE LOT ABOUT BEING COOL THAN YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT FAGGOT >he says hes calling the police >he decides not to do it because he has hope that I will change and become a nice, respective young man at some point, and that jail/police will only make my life/attitude worse >egg that piece of shits house >>5090391 im looking at you faggot
>>5090833 hes still a perv, but yeah
have you ever watched the video where he explains what all he did
Anonymous
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>live in regular town >everyone respects each other >there are known streets for speeding / going fast on, everyone knows this, and they are isolated / not near houses, or the people that live on them are okay with it within reason >if we're told to turn down our stereo or not go 40 over the speed limit down residential streets with kids playing we don't act like angsty teen faggots >people generally have common courtesy, occasionally some people that own farms will take their horses out on the smaller side roads, and people will slow down if they pass them so that they don't startle the horse
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
>>5090849 i think so, i don't remember
i remember feeling sorry for all the shit he's going through, but also creeped out at the same time.
TheLondoner !GzMRIg3i0w
>>5090782 Hey,
>>5090658 here (now with a tripfagcode)
David actually lives near a town called Lucan, which is about 15 minutes north from where I am. I have seen his farm from Richmond Street/Highway 4 (place looks like a pedo breeding ground), but I've never personally met the guy, most people I know live in London.
I do, however, know a tripfag from /a/, and we hang from time to time. He also drives a Saturn so we both crack jokes about how lame they are.
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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I blast my music but if someone older than me asks me to turn it down
>>5090873 >i remember feeling sorry for all the shit he's going through, but also creeped out at the same time. this
like..
all those letters and drawings he got from kids who watched his videos made me go
>awww how cool, hes an inspiration but at the same time
>but, hes a pedophile, is that like, i dont know, fuck, FUCK! WHAT DO I THINK! MAN! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THIS SITUATION!!!! That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5090882 can you elaborate im so lost @ this conversation
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
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>>5090882 i know that feel
a lot of his videos were crushingly uncomfortable too
Anonymous
>>5090875 Who's the tripfag from? I only know of two who are definitely from London, one of them's a hiki and the other's an economist or something. And yes, I'm a regular on both /o/ and /a/, haters gonna hate.
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>>5090842 fuck em. deal with it for a few minutes.
meisnick
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>live in country/town >drive 10 over the 50mph speed limit >squeal tires everywhere >drive del sol s to limit >street race with friends >neighbors never complain once >drive like normal person in city >turn around in gravel parking lot >cops called >reckless driving >reported 3 people in two seat car (Del Sol)? >cop laughs >tells me to go drive recklessly in country >wentbetterthanexpected
>>5090950 I would shoot people like you
fuck YOU, YOU can deal with it for a few minutes, which is all it should take for you to get out of the neighborhood and onto the maine road/highway, where you can blast your shit all you want
luckily my neighborhood is filled with respectable people who let me have my peaceful mornings, though there are a few little bastards that i know will grow up to be cunts
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
>drive down main road >while in the trunk
Audifag !hkmIncFW3w!!epbg0V6PFMb
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I live at the back of a culdesace.>89 Trans Am with a fully built 400 and open headers. >Tracked 96 Eclipse with built 1g motor, and straight pipes, 400hp @ 28psi >My Audi TT >Old Duster that used to be dragged >C6 Z06 >C6 Z06 >Catfish gen Camaro with Borla Exhaust
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5090967 >getting mad over loud music why.jpg
seriously people need to DEAL WITH IT.
i can understand if it was after 11pm but before that
blast this hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Togv_8fCZ3A Anonymous
>>5090921 Pretty sure it's the economist guy, if it was the hiki I wouldn't know him. He uses the tripcode LondON or something like that. I don't think you're the only anon who's frequenting /a/ and /o/ either, seeing as there's enough Japshit here to fill a container ship.
>>5090993 >before 11am >after 10pm >i maf as fuck because i am either trying to relax, or trying to sleep, either way shitty rap music does not help
also i blast my music, just not loud enough to get people pissed off
TheLondoner !GzMRIg3i0w
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>>5090995 Shit forgot tripcode. These things are a fucking pain in the ass.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5090999 i have a neighbor with a v8 mustang with straight pipes. he revs it at 4 am but i am usually up so no fucks given.
also if im asleep it never wakes me up
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
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>>5091011 yeah me too, once im out, im out
but i dont mind revving, so long as it is not a fart can
>>5091015 >not loud enough to piss people off you had it loud enough that an old person, whos ears are most likely shit, thought it was too loud
fuck off
TheLondoner !GzMRIg3i0w
>>5090999 >also i blast my music, just not loud enough to get people pissed off That actually reminds me of another story
>Driving in Toronto >Playing Arcade Fire's "Suburbs", windows down >Couple of niglets start pointing and laughing at me >Guy in E320 next to me looks at them with a hate stare >Suddenly Arcade Fire blasting from his car >Niglets have stunned look on their face >Some other car turns on Arcade Fire as well >They all shut the fuck up and move on >3 people with same taste in music reminding hoodlums of their place on Canadian roads vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>5091024 problem old people?
seriously i blast music loud all day everyday.
i just dont really give a fuck to be honest and everyone needs to hear my tunes
>>5091027 lololol
i always have the convetible top down when i feel like listening to music, because i always set it to the classic rock station, while im rocking my jewfro, my $80 liquid cotton shirt, and my $15 walmart jeans, whenever i see someone has their window down i always shoot them a "YOU JELLY BRAH?" look when i pass them
Anonymous
>>5091038 >see wigger pass me, usually in rice/Ameri-rice >catch light with him. aww yeah >Grab hat, put seat as far back as can. One hand at 12 O'clock >BLAST THIS AND MEAN MUG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5uwJZEYBOM try it some time!
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
Anonymous
>>5089391 >get a real fucking car no, any loud car is annoying to listen to at 4 in the morning.
TheLondoner !GzMRIg3i0w
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>>5091038 That's one of my open road songs. Regardless... you got a fuckin' problem with Arcade Fire? What next? Is Rush also supposed to be hipster shit?
>>5091040 >Classic Rock station Please tell me you use Satellite Radio. Up here, the radio stations are literally 50% ads, so eventually you'll end up blasting something like the Marine Land commercial and looking like a dweeb.
>>5091038 >deep purple respect brah
have you heard of thin lizzy?
>>5091062 eh, im tired, but still, you are retarded
>>5091053 you were cool until i watched the video
Anonymous
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>>5089492 i lol'd
"THANKS FOR THE RAMPS, CUNTS!
V-Dubya !!6oOWfvqhF24
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>>5091073 >4 am in e60 m5 with eisenmann exhaust Anonymous
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>>5091081 Then you must not get it. ((also all those girls are hot as hell))
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5091038 Fuck yeah Mirrors shaking from Drums and guitar's
fuck yeah 30-40 y/o bros looking up when i blast my thorogood tapes in my moms car
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5091075 of course ive heard of thin lizzy
some people tend to find it strange that someone born in 91 can enjoy the classics.
i got my music taste from my father who always listened to deep purple etc.
i still do listen to stuff from 2000s but my favorite era of music will always be the 90s with the 70s a close second. 80s thrash metal is also good
listening to this right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNkxgjQvOa8&feature=related Skyrine !!ffcFT9m55KO
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>Move into very quite suburb >VERY quite >have R32 skywhore with a RB25 and a 3 inch exhaust with no mufflers and no catalytic converter. >everyone stares all the time >not_a_single_fuck_was_given.jpg >alpha_as_fuck.avi >house behind mine has two middle aged couples >notice one day that one of them is playing with a german sheperd... >wearing a police uniform >FIND OUT ALL 4 PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE ARE FUCKING COPS
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5091105 fuck year good music
Anonymous
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>get 2006 kawasaki zx-6r with akra slip on pipe >go for cruise into town and back at ~10:30pm at night. >bout to turn into driveway, decide to redline the bike in 1st gear, feel the power ect ><insert f1 car sound here> >doing JUST over 100kmh in 1st gear at ~15,000rpm hitting the limiter >go up and back twice >pull in to driveway >neighbours come round, tinnies in hand and we have a quick chat about the bike >didn't realise it was making such a noise >lols
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5091219 >Bob Seger BROFIST
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>>5091266 I have added a few essentials since then, i need to update it
but pic related
Anonymous
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>Driving in a residential area around 1pm >Doing 65 in a 40 >Cut a guy off (he was a bro) >Almost miss my turn >IDGAF and turn onto a single lane street at 65mph >Asian couple in their 50's out for a walk >I come around the corner screeching and almost sideways >Dude throws his wife onto a lawn and jumps away from the the curb >Drive even faster so he cant read my plates >Live in fear of cops for next few months
myothercarisanM535i !XRBlQw8Znc
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>never get any complaints from neighbours about cars or drums >fuckyeah.jpg
RustedEuroHood !1SRTghAquU!!hXnXsYFm/2Y
RustedEuroHood !1SRTghAquU!!hXnXsYFm/2Y Tue 02 Aug 2011 11:43:00 No. 5091696 Report >live in culdesac >3 houses >each house has 4 or 5 cars each including ours >we all park on the street and share it like civilized neighbors
Anonymous
>>5091219 ctrl a
right click
find album artwork
makes shit pretty
also i love your music i could listen all day and night
how old are you?
The Australican
>>5091219 Saw Eagles and BTO live...
Had tickets to Styx/Foreigner/Kansas triple bill but couldn't fucking make it.
Anonymous
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>>5091768 fuck dude, that sucks missing those.
journey/kansas/styx/greg kihn band have a concert in my area on wednesday.
but i cant fucking make it.
god damn
Anonymous
>>5091696 can i trade places with you? my neighbors play war games to get a parking spot (i live in a court/culdesac/sameshitrite). every garbage day the neighbor across from me and my next door neighbor pulls out their cans to save a spot so the other (or myself) doesn't try to come out in the middle of the night to try and take it. the other next door neighbor on the other side of me blocks his own driveway just to make getting out of my street-side parking spot (which is so curved you need to be a rocket scientist to park in the damn spot) all the more harder. when neighbors have parties they tell them to block eachother's driveways if they have guests like they were on good terms or shit even though they do it to piss us off. we had to call the cops one time because we couldn't even get in our driveway because another neighbor across the court was having some graduation shit party for his daughter and decided to invite the entire tagalog speaking nation of the flip-apeens to our court.
CIHAN .E36
>Driving down street. >Woman with kids waves at me to slow down >Look at speedo, I'm actually going the speed limit >Drop a gear and foot to the floor
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>5091906 Oh how I can relate.
>Younger person in 'expensive' 'sports car' >HE MUST BE SPEEDING I've had people that were crossing the street hit the deck and brace because they think I'm going faster than I am. I'll causally pull to a stop and they'll completely freak out like I can't possibly stop from 30mph with in the next 150ft.
Anonymous
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>>5091857 In Cbus, on football game days, my brother's neighbor would put a fire hydrant in front of their house so no one would park there.
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>5091912 The look on their faces when they notice I was causally pulling up to a stop is classic.
Seagull !fUcCUNTYtU
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>Have every Rolling Stones song I know exists >only blast Stones all day everyday >Get compliments from old people in town >Dad used to own blown 350 chev, open headers etc etc >Sitting on wood blocks in middle of shed >Saturday mornings, 9am >Start the beast up and rev the fuck out of it >wake up whole neighborhood within 2km radius >no complaints, ever
!TL1000sHOA
>>5092006 It's funnier when the cops ARE called, come to the 'crimescene' and you sit there watching the nark rub their greedy little jewgood hands, only to be told to not waste police time again or risk penalties.
Anonymous
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>>5092023 >implying german cops would say something like that in his area but yea, it depends on the town you live in. getting upstairs to see the local police chief sitting in your living room drinking coffee with your parents can scare the fuck out of you. i also have really nice neighbours that don't give a fuck
Anonymous
>Drive riced out but cheap, reasonably fun Mustang GT >No problems driving responsibly in neighborhood, no complaints >New neighbor >Looks at car, decides to lecture me >"Reckless driving is dangerous to entire neighborhood" >"Will call police if there's going to be problems" >WTF? >At home all night with the vidya games >Knock on door >Police with neighbor! >Got complaint about domestic disturbance, something about racing in the neighborhood >Have to prove I've been at home all evening >Neighbor gets driveway paved >Wait till he leaves >Back up into his driveway >Shift into first >Brake + Gas >Pump gas pedal >Pump >Pump >Pump some more >Smoke, smoke everywhere >Nicely paved driveway now has newly minted tire tracks.
Anonymous
>>5092111 Please let this be real instead of the ramblings of the average underaged 4chan user obsessing on revenge after playing Gran turismo.
A guy in my town a fair few years ago had this happen to him, some dude with a grudge pulled into his driveway at 5am in a sick as fuck V8 (they never found the culprit or car) and literally spent a full minute laying rubber and spraying bits all over the guys house and honda, and spent another two minutes laying a 30 metre black line from the driveway to the nearest intersection, and woke up pretty much every single person in the street.
Next day, the guy who owned the house approached us (friend lived two doors down from dudes house) and was offering a 300 dollar reward for whoever could find the guy. He was maf.
Anonymous
> Driving my '92 Firebird through my neighborhood > Doing speed limit > Bitch pulling kids in wagon down the street > Jumps in front of my car > Yells at me for not being courteous to kids and not doing speed limit > Courteously tell her I was doing the exact 25mph limit in the area > Lectures me on how cars doing the speed limit can't be that loud (lol Magnaflow) > Roll up window while shes still yelling > BURNOUT > SMOKE EVERYWHERE > CHILDREN CRYING > Laugh as I speed away
Anonymous
>>5092184 Your post reeks of Canadian.
Seagull !fUcCUNTYtU
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>>5092195 Last 3 lines made me laugh pretty hard, can imagine the situation so well..
Anonymous
>>5092184 It's real. I was really frightened, since I wasn't sure how I could prove that I had been home all evening (I placed a call to a friend at about 11PM, which the police later then confirmed with his parents).The fuckstick assumed it was me because of the riced out car in the driveway.
Fuck that asshole for making me afraid.
Also wtf at this captcha.
DOKTOR KOMME !cR.M5rEtRc
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>>5092211 >not innocent until proven guilty Anonymous
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>>5092204 Your so called ability to guess the nationality of a poster by a vague description is way off.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5092211 protip: you only need to type the one that has two texts slightly overlapping correctly and anything you want for the other one.
The Australican
>>5092250 I thought we were supposed to use penis?
:: Ausbro s+ !!s+5OzRVBRS4
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>>5092250 >>5092351 both take slightly more precious effort than just typing "a", as i always do.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5089307 uhhh why bother being so passive aggressive?
Just pour gasoline all over his lawn and light it on fire.. along with his car.
!LiMR.MODv.
love it here>rav4 straight pipe, cat delete, no resonator, 3feet of pipe and 45 degree dump under car >loud as balls, pops and burbles when i let off the gass >neighbor rides around on bobber harley with straight pipes >other neighbor rides around with fart cannon wrx >bitched at by people wherever i go because "too damn loud" "sounds like hell" "shit car" >old people around the town hate loud noises with a passion >not against the rules >the actual nerve to bitch me out about a too loud car >notice they are part of the retirement community >terrorize the retirement home by pegging a 3sge and letting them hear a BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM backfire at 2am >lights on cops called >cops show up next morning > sit down and have a chat with me, "sir we got reports of your car being too damn loud" >well shit, it is straight piped after all, no shit >"well we cant legaly ticket you, or tell you to stop, but remember the bare minimum is 2 feet of pipe, not three, and most of that retirement community goes to sleep by 3" >oh shit, what, dont give me ideas. >"have a very nice day sir"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5089307 >be accused of being a dick >to prove them wrong, act like a dick miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
This reminds me of how I got banned from my girlfriends apartment complex.>driving through stupid intersection design of apt complex, it is sort of snakelike and retarded. >security\propery manager guy is on other side of road, and in the center, we almost collide >shrug and drive off, nobigdealbrosky >When I leave her house and drive back through intersection, the manager and a few construction workers installing sidewalk start yelling at me to "slow the fuck down!!" >Stop turbo miata, spool that motherfucker up and do donuts. DONUTS EVERYWHERE. >20 minutes later girlfriend gets a notice from management that I am to be arrested if they see me trespassing ever again
Anonymous
>sitting at stop light >econbox revs his fartcannon >looks over at me, revs again >I look away >revs even higher >begin to spool turbo >light turns green >floor my Cummins with cranked fuel pump >literally flood car/lane/intersection with black smoke >rice doesn't move for full 10 seconds >patrons stumble out of econobox, coughing and covered in soot >feelsgoodman.jpg
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095427 ^ I think what really happened was
>revved big heavy useless diesel truck in effort to race against honda civic >More advanced, better designed honda accelerates faster than shit-tier diesel truck can ever imagine >Diesel faggot has his dick to play with in a cloud of black smoke Anonymous
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>driving down neighbor hood at 30mph(speed limit) >no cars so i floor the son of a bitch >terbow kicks in and goes up to 60mph very very fast. because racecar >neighbor is getting into his retaded jeep wrangler which is parked on the street right by my driveway.....
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095456 >drives a diesel shitbox >still talking to me >Laughingwhores.jpg StayClassy !EIqqR5xkrI
>>5095441 >he doesn't know what torque is, at all, not surprising since he drives a miata. Anonymous
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>>5095456 >>5095465 come now ladies you can both be the prettiest
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
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>>5095467 Is this the part where you try to convince yourself that a diesel truck is going to outrun a honda civic in anything but using more gas and towing trailers full of the fat pig women all diesel truck drivers have sex with?
>morelaughingsluts.jpg Anonymous
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>>5095467 true dat, mine puts down 374hp and 806lb-ft
StayClassy !EIqqR5xkrI
You should detrip before you make an ass out of yourself.>implying a 140 BHP 120 FTLB torque honda can compete with a 300 BHP 650 FTLB torque dodge.
Anonymous
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there's a steep road near here that if you take at 40mph in third gets no reaction from the residents, but if you take it a bit slower in second, they give you the shit eye
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095487 >fat as fuck truck + fat as fuck driver+ fat as fuck girlfriend >anorexic hipster driving honda But who is power to weight ratio?
Anonymous
StayClassy !EIqqR5xkrI
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>>5095499 With such an astronomical difference in torque power to weight doesn't even matter. Especially if the truck in question is producing 200 FT. LBs. OVER the base level.
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
What was I thinking, I forgot that /o/ has no real vehicles and has never driven an actual car.
>>5095511 >oh shit I look like such an idiot now >I guess I'll just tell them they don't have cars and retreat in disgrace. Seeya later man.
Anonymous
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Civic @2,500lbs 1:17.9
Anonymous
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095515 Its just not worth arguing with 15 year old children who have never worked on\driven cars and are obsessed with the numbers game of "LOL MY TRUCK MAKES 900 TORX ITS FAST OKAY?"
>>5095534 >implying I've never worked on a car >implying I don't drive both a 4 cylinder and a big heavy 8 cylinder on a frequent basis >implying I'm 15 I'm sorry you don't know how engine mechanics work, but in a straight line race, torque is a deal breaker. Now retreat summerfag.
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095542 awaiting verification of any car repair\modification you have ever done with timestamp for approv-....OH WAIT, you cant...Because youre 15 and watch tonka trucks all day.
StayClassy !EIqqR5xkrI
>>5095548 >implying it's not 11:00 at night Be mad all you want, I have nothing to prove to you, now seriously, if we bother you so much, you know how to get back to /cm/
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095559 >as if time has any bearing on you proving youre not a useless googler. Ive got my answer, so now you can just go back to being a carefree 15 year old. Maybe your parents can take you to get your permit on your 16th birthday!
The Jackal
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>1979 Cutlass >Crate GM 350/290 swap >Headers into straight 3" pipe all the way back >BA-BANG-BA-BANG-BA-BANG idle >FUCK YOUUUUUUUU ROOOOOAAR on the gas >Doing speed limit through rural neighborhood at 2 in the afternoon >Asshole taking out garbage walks in the middle of the road and puts his arms out >Stop up near him >Pokes head into car >SLOW DOWN MY KIDS PLA- >Long ass windows, his head is near the front >Hardest 1st gear launch EVER >CRACKS head on steel B-pillar >Out cold, on the ground >Go home, park car in garage >Remove hair from B-pillar >Not a single fuck was given
Anonymous
>>5095487 why don't you compare like for like? as in the same power with different torque
oh what's that? can't grasp power = work x time
dumbass
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>>5095577 >He's mad. You're still here? bravo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWDAVDh5WTg&feature=related >inb4 THE CIVIC PROBABLY JUST HAS A SHITTY DRIVER miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5095585 You obviously missed the part where he said he is 15 and a homosexual. Dont bother him, just let him think all diesel trucks double as racecars.
Bison !z3fqwDFkvM
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Can we please not fight over stupid things, I just want to here moar stories.
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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>>5092242 are you talking to me :U
>>5095599 >he thinks I think diesels are racecars No sir, I'm just more in touch with reality. They're definitely not the fastest things on the planet, in fact not even close, but they would chomp up a little civic like it's no one's business.
The Jackal
>>5095608 >>5095608 >>5095608 Have to agree with that.
Friend has an '03 Chevy 2500HD with a 6.6L Duramax, only modifications are intake, exhaust, injectors and bulldog controller. Runs 15's and blows coal all day every day.
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
ITT: Diesel trucks are racecars, STAYCLASSY is a professional mechanic, and george bush is still president
Bison !z3fqwDFkvM
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>>5095643 ITT: Butthurt everywhere. So much butthurt.
Also, does it really matter what anyone thinks on an anonymous imageboard?
Anonymous
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ENOUGH
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
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may I inquire, on top of blowing coal, does your friend return the favor by blowing yourself as well?
>>5095640 TheOntarioLondoner !GzMRIg3i0w
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>>5095643 ITT: miataonfire is an informed, intelligent poster who definitely knows his fuckin' stuff.
miataonfire !2E1ogQqRO.
>>5089307 ITT:
>every /o/fag is mad and butthurt because I am calmly telling them that diesel fucktheenvironment trucks, while being the fastest thing /o/ has driven, are not the least bit fast. Anonymous
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>>5095669 >this includes you >I've driven faster, my Cooper S, my friends Camaro... >all are faster than your bicycle, summerfag The Jackal
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ITT: lots of tripfag buttmaf
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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bumping because want more lolstories and less mad
!Soha7vXfVw
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>driving down canyons with friends >get stuck behind college kids thinking their cool >pass them in canyon, double lane down long straight >get to end of canyon >car pulls up next to us >starts to cuss us out >keep on driving >find every fucking thing in the car we dont need >pull up next to them on the freeway and hurl it at their windsheild >not a single fuck was given
Hairy Britfag
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bumping, because this thread was pretty cool in till some fag starting trying to say a civic could beat a diesel truck
族車ＴＹＴＥ－Ｒ旧車～（・ᆠ・ ）～ !GTRkY/VtrY
>At intersection >About to make a right turn >Fucking out a nowhere Corolla hits me on the left >17 year old girl on L-Plates >No insurance >Parents have no insurance either
Anonymous
>be 16 with first truck >be with in truck with two girls >rainy weather >hit 90 around a corner and lose control >girls freak out >come to stop and look to see if everything is ok >everything checks out >meanttodothatlol
Anonymous
>>5096348 Happened to a buddy of mine. Exact same situation. He was visibly upset.
Hairy Britfag
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>>5096348 >>5096362 this thread is about dick neighbours, R-tards.
>driving through apartment complex in explorer, going long way for i forget why, never usually do >some lady is waving to stop >do so >you where going so fast gunning it down the straight here over the bumps >um what? no...? >uh huh i see you all the time blah blah kids blah blah >yeah, that's not me, but i agree, people drive like dicks, bye crazy fucking lady, i swear to od.
族車ＴＹＴＥ－Ｒ旧車～（・ᆠ・ ）～ !GTRkY/VtrY
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>>5096368 Happened today. Bought the Leopard for $600
>Insurance thinks it's worth $7,000 I'm hoping they declare it a write-off, then I can make the Stagea my dd
Anonymous
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>go exactly speed limit or less >"SLOW DOWN ARRGGHGBEARHRJDLGJDFERKJSLDKJ!!!!!!!!11!1!1!"
Anonymous
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>>5095926 sick bro
i only ask cause im 18
but i grew up listening to rock (blame my dad)
so i'll listen to rock as well as some newer shit
it feels good knowing there's some hope for new music, but its so hard to find quality among all the mass produced shit these days
Anonymous
>Move in with friends in the suburbs >Neighbors are all arrogant bible-beaters who drive upscale SUVs >Fucking hordes of feral bastard children running through the streets >Why did I move here >Why did my friend buy a house here >Work on car in driveway: HOA letter >Work on car in garage at night, using air tools : HOA letter >Wash dirtbikes in driveway: HOA letter >Header/straight-pipe on my (lol 200hp) E30: HOA letter >Group of 6-7 friends meet up there on motorcycles: HOA letter >Ride motorcycle: HOA letter >Look at motorcycle: HOA letter >Think about motorcycle: HOA letter >Coming home from work, 4-5pm >Riding CBR (with a slip-on, kinda noisy) >Feral little devil children playing in road >Going maybe 15 in a 25mph zone >One of the little hellspawn's mothers starts yelling at me to slow down >Flip up visor, wink at her >She stammers, blushes, then pretends to flip out >lulz >Grill out every Friday night during the summer >10-15 people come over each week >Hang out in backyard until 1-2am >Just drinking beers, relaxing, talking >HOA letters, HOA letters errywhere >Next door neighbor starts calling the cops every week >Cops could not give a shit, after 3-4 times they tell the neighbor to quit wasting their time or they'll fine him >He is visibly butthurt
That grand amfag !!ok63Vg/On0q
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i seriously fucking hate it, go even 10 on a 25>first day driving >hey i can take every turn going 30 now >dat squeal
!AK9B4rZHek
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>live in south orange county metro area >bought a 2010 Ducati 848 with exhaust mod for LESS noise >bitchnigga across the street eyeballs me errryyytime i start it. >calls the police one morning when it was warming up before work commute >in the garage putting my helmet on when the cops shut off my bike and tell me i have some 'splainin to do >tell them they can come in if they would like. >so i ask, am i under arrest? >no >did i violate any state or federal law? >no >is this about my bike and any complaints as to the noise? >no this is about how you searched pthc on motherless last week >grab laptop >open the door everyone walked the dinosaur.
YoQuieroTaco !!+RifvFnSZgS
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>see two women in car approaching stop sign in industrial area driving tiny japanese cheapplasticmobile >i have no stop sign so right of way obviously >signal and take turn at safe and legal speed >they stomp on the brakes and lock up, stare at me and yell at me to slow the fuck down >FUCK YOU BITCH YOU STOP AT A STOP SIGN >fuck it i have nothing to do today, pull a u turn >see them stopped a block away, get out of car visibly shaken >yell at them some more
Anonymous
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>be cool guy, love cars, pussy, booze, have fun with friends >have kids >EVERYTHING IS NOW A PERSONAL ATTACK ON MY FAMILY
Anonymous
>>5096507 Fuckin' oath. Strength in numbers and the weak cunts still won't behave like men. What's HOA?
Anonymous
>>5096743 Home Owners Association. the bane of my fucking existence.
Anonymous
>>5096752 Lol. What's that, like some sort of slapdash union that appoints itself a law enforcement authority? What a bunch of faggots. Do they have a letterhead and everything?
Inb4 they put up meaningless speed signs on a public street.
Anonymous
>>5096802 In some upper middle class neighborhoods in the US, a homeowners association can set and enforce with fines, rules about how homeowners in the suburb can use their property. It falls under the guise of "maintaing property value" but it means that my parents can't park THEIR camper in THEIR driveway, in front of THEIR house they've lived in for close to 25 years, all because some asshole that runs their new HOA decided that you can't park anything but cars in your driveway anymore.
When I go over there for holidays, I'll frequently drive past his house several times a day with open headers bouncing off the rev limiter. My parents hate their HOA.
Anonymous
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>>5095413 Dude that's a nice looking car.
Anonymous
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>>5096884 That's fucked. What sort of anarchical hell-hole lets random faggots dictate new laws?
Anonymous
>>5096884 why did your parents agree to the hoa contract?
Anonymous
>>5096906 You have to, to be able to buy the house.
Anonymous
>>5096906 They had to, there wasn't an option when the developer sold the remaining lots in the development. They were one of the first houses in their area. They had lived there for close to ten years and put in thousands of dollars into renovations and add-ons and didn't want to move. I told them to get a lawyer at the time as they were basically bullied by the developer into signing the contract.
They're fucking nazi's and I hate them.
Oliver !ibAgeRa3.I
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Here's a good one, hopefully it will get some laughs. >be 14 >Get Traxxas Nitro RC Truck for birthday >YAY! >Play with it outside of house >Cousin buys me straight pipe for it, sounds like a pissed-off chainsaw from hell >Neighbor gets pissy, says it's too loud, calls cops on 14-year-old multiple times for "disturbing the peace. >Eventually runs it over with his truck because he's an asshole >Get first car >1993 Dodge Dakota "Sport" with an I4 >Straight exhaust save for a Cherry Bomb to keep cops off my ass >Electric Exhaust dumps from old car Grandpa had >Roll by his house in first, around 5k RPM, dumps open. >Make a point to sit at the stop sign by his corner house for a long period of time >Slip the clutch, rev loud, act like I can't drive stick >He calls neighbors (who are cops) that know what he did to my RC car, they don't do shit and let me have my fun >He confronts me, threatens me >Return next night with 89 Mustang, 5.0L V8, exhaust dumps, cop sitting with me as I hold the engine at 4500rpm in neutral. Guy comes out with bat, cop 1-ups with glock. >Guy hasn't fucked with me since, just mean-mugs when I sit outside. >Eat shit
Anonymous
>>5096927 No they lived in the neighborhood before the formation of the HOA.... They were bullied into signing the contract when the developer sold the remaining lots and formed it.
Oliver !ibAgeRa3.I
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>>5096507 >hordes of feral bastard children Oh god. Lol'd so hard, I don't even.
Anonymous
>>5096928 >>5096936 Fucking hell. I was familiar with HOAs already but that's the worst experience I've ever heard.
Anonymous
>>5096928 fuck, that sucks.
being basically forced to sign a contract telling them how to live
i hate those so much. give some people just a tiny bit of power and they go crazy
Anonymous
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>>5096942 Yeah, my parents are quiet and keep to themselves but my dad loves working on projects and is always getting in trouble for having small trailers and things sitting in the driveway.
Every time I go over there I generally raise hell and act like an asshole to anyone associated with their HOA.
Oliver !ibAgeRa3.I
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>>5095441 Here's another fag thinking Honda is God-Tier. Excuse me while two diesel trucks tear your little car in two. Eat shit, ricer.
Joe Van Dam !!nVux8KWCfRd
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>>5096949 That's why here in Texas you can buy yourself some land out in the country, no neighbors for miles around.
Keep junk cars you want to work on?
Want to go out riding at 4 am?
No problem!
Plus
>that feeling when you get up to have your coffee and you can watch the deer grazing outside... delicious nutritious deer... cranberryumyum
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>and flooring it when i leave. But not enough to squeal the tires cause that would be ILLEGAL
Hairy Britfag
>>5096942 you obviously missed someones thread about a month ago, about how the HOA president who lived next door kept tryint to pressure the guy into signing up.
in the end the HOA pres actually clamped (booted) this guy's car IN HIS OWN PERSONAL DRIVEWAY for some made up infraction, that he didn't by any law have to follow, because he was never part of the HOA.
shit got real, cops and lawyers where involved, and HOA guy went to jail for a bunch of broken laws.
i need an update on this, i think this was a trip, or atleast a namefag...
Anonymous
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>>5089307 Sounds like the only problematic neighbor is YOU, asswipe.
henry_ford !GwhYwxVY9w
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>>5098144 lol my neighbors probably hate me when i leave in the morning
shit rattles my windows on the 3rd floor of my house when i start it
Hyundai Viral Marketing !!KMN21/AfjCP
Hyundai Viral Marketing !!KMN21/AfjCP Wed 03 Aug 2011 22:54:00 No. 5098517 Report Quoted By:
This literally just happened to me>Driving, minding my own business >Switch lanes in a crowded area >Accidentally cut off a mustang >Continue on like nothing happened >60 year old douchebag in 2010 Mustang GT with fake hoodscoop that I cut off tries to get me to pull over >Fuck that >Go to make a left turn, douche cuts in front of me and waves me over >Fuck that >Continue straight >Go through side streets >Douche somehow finds me >I say fuck it and pull over >Guy rolls down his window "YOU KNOW YOU CUT ME OFF RIGHT? THATS A DICK MOVE" >"Yeah my bad, whatever."
Anonymous
Live in heaven for the most part>2 V8 touring cars from national series on street >Rotary Starlet >59 corvette over the road >Currently a big block 2000hp ford next door with a blower like a motherfucker on it >My VN Commodore V8 with straight pipes >AMG merc next door as well
henry_ford !GwhYwxVY9w
Anonymous
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>eat sandwich while driving >notice a cop on my peripheral >cop is eating a chocolate bar with chopsticks while driving >he's definitely a pro driver
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>5098094 Pretty sure he was Anonymous.
And the president of the HOA he claimed was charged with harassment. But if the guy got a lawyer there's no way the charges stuck. He was working at the time, he wouldn't have been responsible for what he was doing, the HOA would.
76&78CobraII !!GRhR9c0ynCA
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Be bored last summer.>Hmm my Pathfinders exhaust is broken off after the cat >I remember it being loud as fuck over 4k. >Drive calmly to the end of my long as road with no plates >Pin it and scream by people's houses making ferrari noise. >Come back, no fucks were given. >
!LiMR.MODv.
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>>5098608 i remember that thread.
trueley inspiring
Hairy Britfag
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>>5098608 everything i read seemed like some pretty major harassment, or even criminal mischief.
Anonymous
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i think that thread got archived
ChromeTip !jaOdeYY8ds
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this thread is awesome
Turbo Hippie !!WIuypSJbFVP
>>5098608 holy shit, HOA stories related to cars are fucking golden. Have you read the one where they boot this guys project car on the street, then he just puts it on rollers and rolls it into his garage? It's beautiful
Saraci !FTfB4ruXDM
>being 18 >drive down street of parent's house >"slow down you fucking prick" yelled at me by some hipster cunt >"there are kids playing here" >I look around, there's no fucking kids around >she keeps screaming as I put car in gear >peel out, spin tires down the road >cops come 15 minutes later reluctantly >cop explains that he understands and that I shouldn't rev my engine loudly around because people mistake loud for fast
Anonymous
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>>5098689 >Great Grandmother kicks the bucket at 90 after smoking like a chimney for 75 years >Hadn't visited in a while >Dad says that after the funeral I have to drive her car back to our house. >Drive out there >Discover that her car is a '94 Mustang GT with dat 302 and dat front end-damage >Fuck yes great grandma you are fly as hell >Get intransit plate >Drive home with 30day plate in window no problem >Park it in front of parent's house because it needs to be fixed before inspection >Parents live in fancy suburb community because lolemptynest >Leave car there for a few days >They get letter from Home Owners Association about car >Few days later ticket on car for lolnoplates >Cardboard plate in window still valid >Ok we'll just fight the ticket >Next day car has shiny new boot with HOA sticker on it >Oh fuck no you did not >Angle grinder party at my parents house >Leave HOA boot in street in six pieces >Get car fixed, inspected, and registered >Later find will, car is left to my cousin >Sadfrog Steaming Beamer !!i8ixX0uhX0u
>Live in non-HOA hood, in house next to apartments >RX7 convertible with mismatched red/white body parts wakes up at 5:30 and revs car for 15 minutes every morning >Hear reggaeton music all day >Packs of 3-4 herrafrush civics come driving down street, go 0.1mph sideways over all speedbumps >Some civics stop and redline their car for lulz, loudest exhausts ever heard in life (louder than drag cars) >Neighbors throw huge parties where over 50 cars line the street >Shitty music until 2 am >Hear all the ricers revving up and peeling up down the street as the party ends
Anonymous
>>5098750 Not all hipsters are like that. I listen to Modest Mouse in my Tarbo Volvo, but I drive like a fucking maniac.
howardhughes !FUcuUcWCc.
>>5100674 >modest mouse >hipsters 2 mainstream bro
Anonymous
>>5100719 Its mostly their older albums. You wouldn't have heard of them.
howardhughes !FUcuUcWCc.
>>5100734 I KNOW WHAT U MEAN BRO
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
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>>5100754 we have the same fucking foobar layout
Anonymous
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Some fuck keeps parking his SLS AMG Roadster in front of my favorite starbucks. I cant fit the Phantom in the back parking lot.
Anonymous
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>>5100578 srsly that sounds like the first FnF1, doms house
no_u !!nWmhs22CvlL
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>building awesome treehouse at back of 3.5 acre property (huge, 30x35, 35+ feet off the ground) >almost done >people finish new house behind property >builder former mayor of city >sends sons to threaten my mother with legal action >uses connections to get city to harass us >court summons and threat of jail time >"accessory building" >treehouse taken down after 1 full year of work >lesbians move in later that month >fuck you all
Anonymous
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>>5100754 Pretty good, but you need s'more albums.
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21
Satellite440(Xephinroth) !!NuqLANSpf21 Thu 04 Aug 2011 07:02:00 No. 5100904 Report Hey FC3, how come you never play GT5 anymore? You haven't been on in forever dude.
HowITripCode? !!DU22SQMj6dQ
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>>5100904 Too busy with IRL driving levels
Termi !mM1vTQcbzk
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>>5100904 >>5100904 Whats your psn id?
Ramiel !futuRa992U
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>>5098572 you must be new here
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>>5098094 this is what was charged against the hoa president guy from that thread. i screencapped a little bit.
Anonymous
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>back in high school >hanging out at a friends house >I had been working on a Bronco >no exhaust at the moment >fumes pouring into the cab >we find some random exhaust piping and a glasspack >slap that shit on nigga >no more fumes >he had gotten new neighbors a week before >we need to run to the parts store to pick some shit up for our cars (my Bronco and his '86 Cutlass Supreme, that also had a glasspack) >my car only had a drivers seat at the time because I was replacing the interior >I jump in my bronco and he gets in is cutlass >fire dat shit up nigga >leave for the parts store >install new part in parking lot of said parts store >return to see the police sitting outside his house >explain the situation to the cops >they understand and leave >new neighbors mad as hell
Anonymous
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>driving through town in my shitbox >drive my a house with white trash red flags EVERYWHERE (plastic walmart pool, hose, dead grass, random shit laying on the front yard) >two kids pop out from behind a playhouse and pelt my car with paintballs >consider getting out and kicking their asses >get out of my car >kids scatter >walk up to the door and inform the father what happened >he calls me a lying faggot and punches me in the face >end up suing the shit out of that family for all of their nascar memorabilia >they are forced to move out >they probably died of starvation because of me >nofucksgiven
Anonymous
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>Dumb ass neighbors park their cars in the street >Everyone on my street has garages and enough space to park 3-4 cars in their driveway >I pack my Ford Excursion and connect my 28ft trailer to the truck >The trailer is hauling ATV's and my Sand Rail >I leave at 5:30am >I pull out of my driveway and go 50ft down the street >Cars parked on both sides of the street >My trailer scrapes the sides of the cars >My trailer was fine >Act like it didn't happen >Morningcoolface.jpg
