Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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MOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
A'ight!>Changing oil with my dad, cause I need to know how >He does the majority of it and just tells me to pour >About to start pouring when out of nowhere... >>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK YOUR CAR UP!!!!!" >She runs up to me and slaps the oil out of my hand >Then my dad says >>>"Why did you do that?" >>"HE WAS GOING TO FUCK HIS CAR UP! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!!!" >>>"That's why I was teaching him" >>"WELL DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT?!?!?!?!" >>>"I did, but I wanted him to pour the oil because there's only one way of properly learning..." >>"YEAH, BY SEEING SOMEONE DO IT" After that my dad just took me to get some more oil because it all spilled, now that I think about it, my mom is stupid as fuck.
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Does your mum have...Issues?
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>>5383815 your car or hers?
Anonymous
Holy fuck your mom is a retard. What was your dad thinking? She better be hot as fuck, post pics.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>5383821 Yup, she was somewhat intelligent by the sounds of it back in the day, she's not home right now, so I'm going to go take a picture....of a picture.
>>5383820 Her car, I had just got my beginners, which means I can't drive by myself.
3dg3 !x0ojhPBt7E
>>5383815 so much rage
I flip out whenever someone else touches the wheel while I'm driving
occasionally I'll have my mother/father in the car, and I'll use my knee for a minute to steer, and they always freak out, grab the wheel, and make me swerve
"Five point Bro" S197GT !BROSTANGp.
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OP, you shall become famous for your retarded mother.
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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>>5383827 whoopsies. fuck captcha
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>>5383825 It would make me rage too, having someone grab my wheel.
But...
Once I actually did have to grab a wheel from my cousin who was laughing and joking and had her hands off the wheel and eyes off the road. She was about to drive us off the side of a cliff.
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>dude I just got a car! >what is it? >triton >heh, nice 'he is a tradie so I figure he needs it' what are you going to do it? >I dunno. I wanna keep it a show pony, I'm going to give it a tub instead of the tray and I wanna lower it. >hahahah oh wait you're serious.... later>yeah I didn't lower it. >dodged a bullet. >instead I bought a tub, put it on axles and gave it airbags. >get in my car, don't worry, my mum's a psychologist.
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>Sheltered mama's boy what the hell>km Now it makes sense
"Five point Bro" S197GT !BROSTANGp.
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>>5383827 My mom knows I drive better than her. It's my dad who won't admit it.
He's a good driver.. until he gets angry. Then he goes into psycho rage mode and loses all driving ability.
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
>>5383834 Your mom kind of looks like Jane Lynch.
And wait, did she say the turning signal thing? or the 3x years thing?
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>5383838 Hm, she kind of does.
Both, it's stupid.
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
>>5383840 It's actually sad, my mom got rear ended last week. And I was in the passenger seat.
She and I felt fine, and all we had was a bent tow hitch (which the insurance company said is $900 in damages)
Then she goes on to claim that both of us have whiplash and headaches from the crash, and that we seek compensation for all of it
It was at that moment that I realized my mom is everything I hate.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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>>5383845 Ahaha, oh wow, we're the same people.
My mother has done that. FOUR TIMES.
Anonymous
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>"That's water, stop being stupid." Oh god that's awesome. I'm going to start using that
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
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I have to work, so if this thread is still up when I'm back, I'll post some more, if not I'll make a new thread.
>>5383788 My Mother is pretty awesome, I was visiting my folks last week, I didn't notice I left a puddle in the drive way. She told me yesterday it was Coolant. Checked today and she was right.
Damn you waterpump
GrayFOX
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>at work talking to manager bro >"hey man how long have you had your RX8?" >"since 2004" >"How do you like it?" >"Meh its pretty good, I'm on my fourth engine though" >wat >"Well you see when the 13b is mated to the ATM transmission it causes pulses which will ruin the apex seals and that causes loss of compression" >"...that sucks bro" >"Yeah, but I'm planning on doing a 20b triple turbo + manual swap. Should be about 1200 HP" He did say that he liked his Mazda3 hatch better though. Probably because he wasn't blowing apex seals every year.
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>Driving on highway, 100KM limit >Traffic going 120 >Get up to speed, mother freaks out >I have a hockey stick in the back of my car >She proceeds to grab it and jam it onto my brake pedal >LOLABSNOWORKY >Brakes an inch from locking up >Thank god I'm in the outside land, manage to save myself from getting rearended or going in the ditch >MOM WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT YOU IDIOT >YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN PULLED OVER FOR A TICKET >WE COULD HAVE DIED YOU ASSHAT >More yelling >After 10 minutes of arguing, cop shows up, I get a warning for being stopped on the side for too long >Get off at next off ramp >Kick mother out, toss her my phone and tell her to call my dad And now it is well established that my mother is to keep her hands were I can see them, and if she ever pulls a stunt like that again I'll put her in a home faster then she can say no.
Anonymous
I now understand why /o/ is full of coddled little mama's boys. I learned to change oil by myself, as well as accessory belts, rebuilding rear suspension, rebuilding carburetor. The only thing I haven't learned and done myself is bore and stroke. When I drive, my parents hold on. They don't bitch, complain, or touch anything.
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>>5383834 oh, she's white, that explains it
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>>5383827 haha I love that one.
my mother always brakes last minute and even I shit myself sometimes, doesn't leave gaps.
>"I've been driving 25 years!" > you've crashed 7 times and totalled 3 cars! >"I don't care I've been driving longer dan uuu!" I wouldn't mind but I'm training to drive a driving instructor very soon.
my theory on training means nothing!
least she's honest, I told her what would she do when I become one fully.
"I'll say well done, then ignore you anyway"
Anonymous
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>>5383919 >I know that feel, been driving for 5 years, accident/ticket free and my mom freaks out everytime I drive with here because I do 5mph over the speed limit... Anonymous
>>5383827 But turn signals aren't required...
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Anonymous
>>5384022 Are you high or underage? Turn signals aren't required.
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>mom used to be a turbo prop aircraft mechanic in the air force back in the day >cant really work on anything mechanical now but still knows shit and isnt auto retarded >i can talk to het about basic automotive stuff and she gets it >rocks out to club music with the windows in her car >shes 50 and drives a gold crown vic imokaywiththis.jpg
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>mom teaches me a lot about cars, her and dad like cars. >Worst mom-derp car story: One day mom is getting new front tires on 74 Plymouth Satellite, doesn't notice dude put on regular tires, black lettering out. >Mom, you need whitewalls to match the back two. >Good eye Anon. Always pay attention to detail!
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>>5384043 Not required, but it sucks to signal when it's -10 outsde.
>roll down window >hold arm out window >change lanes >spend next mile getting the car warm again Anonymous
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My mom doesn't give a fuck what I do as long as it's my car and my insurance.>"So I was going 90 in a 50 zone and passed a cop, he didn't even glance at me." >"You know they can take your car for going 40 over, right?" >"Yep." >"As long as you know and don't come bitching to me when it happens." She knows I'm a good driver and has no issues riding with me, even prefers it to riding with my dad since he's got a horrible lead foot and waits until the last second to brake, rarely signals, forces himself in to lanes and shit. >Riding with dad and brothers to work >Have a 20 foot trailer >Exit is <300 meters away, we're in the far left lane >Tons of traffic >Dad just fucking bombs over and takes the exit >Brothers and I are trying not to shit our pants
comrade camry !tWHXTsVVTI
>be sitting in back seat of my brother's new car. >mom sitting in passenger, bro driving. >65mph as we approach a hill >mom: "OMG SON, YOU NEED TO DOWNSHIFT OR ELSE YOU'LL STALL OUT AND THEN PEOPLE WILL HIT YOU! >bro: i'll be fine, it's not a very steep hill. >NO YOU WILL STALL AND THEN AN 18 WHEELER WILL DESTROY US! YOU NEED TO DOWNSHIFT NOW! >ok! ok! >bro goes to downshift into 4th >mom grabs his hand and shoves it into first >lol130000rpms >lovalves >lolconnectingrods And then we waited for four hours on the side of the road for my dad to come tow my brother home.
StayClassy !hotroDozgo
>>5384078 Did she fucking pay for it damages?
comrade camry !tWHXTsVVTI
Anonymous
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>>5384078 Why'd he let off the clutch?
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>Driving a Pontiac up road with Mom >Slow as shit >Road is no more then 150 feet long before stop >Push gas, car barely moves >Mom flips shit >"Horry shit anon! Your going 60 through our neighborhood! >Look down, going 20 >"No mom, look-" >"No anon! Your speeding! Horryshit! Look out for that van!" >Car is stopped, van is parked on the other side of a 4-way stop >She screams and covers her face >Looks up, "Oh good you stopped intime." >............................... >"Now get out, I'm driving there, your driving erratically!" >.......................................
Axiom !!Q2n19pen/MS
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I haz retard mom story this was Saturday and then today (like an hour ago)>Back wheel smoking >fuckme.png >"AXIOM HOLY FUCK YOUR WHEELS ARE ON FIRE" >HOLY FUCK WHAT? >still just smoking >"NO AXIOM WERE TAKING IT TO A SHOP >but.. >"TO A SHOP" Today>It's because it's a shit-tier Taurus >Says I drive it too hard and brake too hard >I was "hot dogging" (wtf...?) >Mechanic says "Wheels bearings, all rusted, typical Ford issue. Not his fault." >lookofsatisfaction.gif >She would'nt make eye contact
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OP, your father must have the temper of a budhist monk.
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A few years ago I was riding in the back of my dad's xterra. He and my step-mother were riding up front, talking away while we were driving home. Anyway, this dude with a trailer decides to get in front of them. The entire time he's a good 200 feet in front of us, and my dad and step-mom started screaming about how he was going to kill us. and then every day for the next two weeks all I heard was "omg we could've died he nearly killed us" Does that count?
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>Have no retarded mother stories as mum lives on other side of the world >Hektik skidz all day erryday
Anonymous
My mother likes to gasp when nothing's going on so I fucking panic thinking there's something serious happening that I don't see.
Anonymous
>Talking to some guy at my college about his 2004 Dodge Ram >He says he dropped in a 426 and that it makes 700 hp N/A >I tell him that's bullshit >I ask him if he ever takes it to AMS to the dragstrip >He says yes and that he runs mid 14's with 700hp >I sit there in disbelief >Later he says that he tuned his mom's base model 09 Civic up to 240 hp >Knowing he's full of shit, I asked why >"I just fucked around with the compression ratios" How could one person have so much delusion?
Anonymous
>>5384197 can i trade you mom's? for a week at least?
>my mom is slow, retarded as fuck driver >is in her late 50's, starting to get senior moments while driving >leaves turn signal on miles after she's changed lanes/made the turn/etc >freaks the fuck out when a semi truck or any vehicle of a sizable nature get's within viewing distance in the lane next to her >thinks "it's going to swerve any second and kill us" and get's as far away from it (while in the same lane, mind you) as she can >i explain to her in a simple to understand manner that even a child can grasp that just because there is a car, regardless of size that twitches in the lane next to you does not mean they lost control or are swerving to ram you off the road and you should not cause a bigger mess by swerving into the car next to you without even checking if the lane is clear (she swerves into other lanes sometimes if the twitch was "too big" without even checking her mirrors). >tells me she is just afraid of them >i tell her you have a brake and a gas pedal and a steering wheel. if something happens, you have a great amount of control over what happens if that situation, by chance, happens to occur to you. you can brake and swerve, or gun it and steer around a vehicle that has lost control. you are not strapped into a rocket that only has one unchangeable direction. >yells at me that she isn't a superhero and can't make instant decisions like that on the fly >tell her well good luck keeping your license or your life with that attitude. >she stays mad at me for a week telling me i drive too dangerously and will take the car away and take me off their insurance if i get into an accident >tell her in a calm manner that doing those things won't save her life if she keeps driving in fear of big vehicles and that maybe she should come to terms with those facts. >walk away from the argument like an adult and she gets maf that she "wasn't done talking to me" Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5384280 is your mother single?
Anonymous
>>5384283 Nope, I do her all day
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>>5384295 rekon i could have a blat? cunt.
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>>5384256 another one:
>have to drive her around so she can run errands for a few days while her jag is in the shop >is a few hours after a rain, roads are a bit moist but sun is out drying it up >am doing about 25, 30 in a 35 mph zone just to be safe, approaching curve coming up to an intersection that gently slopes into an uphill >light is green at apex of curve >about 3 car lengths away from entrance to intersection light turns yellow >welp, better give it more gas so i can make it through without it turning red on me (red light camera tickets) >feather the throttle for 4 seconds to about 38 mph ( a gain of roughly 15 mph over the span of those 3 car lengths plus the entire intersection) so we can get out of that intersection without getting a ticket
>as soon as she sees the light turn yellow she grabs the oh shit handle with one hand and grabs my arm with the other, bracing herself in the seat like we were getting plowed by a truck (this was before i even accelerated) >her nails broke skin; didn't bleed but still wtf ow >as soon as we were in the clear still had to give it gas so we could power up the hill >ARE YOU IN A RACE, ANON? >ow mom let go of my arm and shook her off >STOP-punch-GOING-punch-SO-punch-FAST-punch >punches me for going 3 mph over the speed limit because i had to get past the yellow light and up the hill >YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US KILLED DRIVING LIKE THAT I'M NOT DRIVING WITH YOU ANYMORE FGSFDS >i start giggling like a little school girl because she's raging so hard over a slow acceleration >mom relax you know you hurt me just now? >explain i didn't have the time or the space to slam on the brakes, especially on a wet road and i just saved ourselves from a ticket and an accident because there was another car right behind us as well. >tell her i wont drive her around if she's going to hurt me like that she hasn't asked since.
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>get 2 door E30 at 24 >father approves, mother says "you're going to get in an accident in that car!" >swap in S52 M3 motor and tranny >lol 12psi boost >car sounds beast, take father for drive >mom bitching by door about how dangerous it is to drive with someone so "inexperienced" in a fast car >i have been go-kart racing since i was 10 and do AM league autoX on a weekly basis since 18 >my dad literally says "He's a better driver than you'll ever be, even though that's really not saying much." >mom stfus and we take off burning tires >weeks later driving parent's house to take mom to optician since she's going to have her eyes dilated and won't be able to drive back home >go on highway, a semi's tires starts to wobble directly in front of me, i downshift and gun over to the left >mom starts flipping her shit, grabbing my arm and shaking me >raise hand off shifter and literally push her into window, screaming at her that now's not the time, keep gunning it >as i move to the cabin of the semi the back two tires explode and hit the car that was behind me while i was behind semi, causing the car to spin out and hit the concrete divider at 60MPH >my car perfectly fine My mother has not questioned my driving since that day.
Anonymous
>Last winter Chicagoland >Merging onto I-94 slowly >Driving Buick, mom in passenger >AH SHIT IS DAT SUM BLACK ICE >Sideways >Sideways >Sideways >Sideways >Sideways >Finally catch asphalt >Didn't hit no cars, walls, or anything while sliding sideways at 50mph >Mom flips her shit so hard she broke the passenger window >OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MOM? >"WHY DID YOU TRY TO SAVE THE CAR IT WAS DANGEROUS TO KEEP SLIDING LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD'VE HIT THE WALL" >Pull onto shoulder >Get out >Proceed to walk the seven miles home and leave mother in car (I took the keys) >Call highway services >Tell them to tow it and send the bill to mom >I'm still mad about it
Anonymous
my mom was p. awesome>when younger, drove a shiny blue spitfire >when I'm learning to drive: "you know, I think you're a better driver than me, cause you like machines so much...I think you think about driving more" >doesn't freak out or criticize my driving, is logical when I make mistakes >then she has a bunch of accidents at low speeds for no real reason >then she falls asleep on the road for no reason >then she died of cancer when I was 20 :(
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>>5384421 She had brain cancer, didn't she.
I'm sorry, Anon.
TehBluebear !C7yfsrDYlo
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>>5384421 Aw shit man thats put a downer on my night.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>>5384417 how i read this
>im a shitty driver >hurr durr car skids >lol im pro i can recover >almost kill everyone instead of tapping a wall and slowing down in a safer maner Anonymous
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>>5384467 NAW BRO HEKTIK SKIDZ YO
Anonymous
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>>5384417 Headed to Village Crossing (Skokie, Niles)?
nignogcar !!f3ouer4nXoA
>>5384467 >>5384417 wait what?
i dont drive in snow ever so pardon my retardation, but why the fuck should he had used unmovable object to slow down instead of what he did?
also why didn't you keep driving home?
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>>5383990 Fuck this, my sister is the same way
>tailgate everyone >speed constantly >brake at last second >yell every time something you don't agree with happens Needless to say I don't let them drive anymore, I can't fucking take it.
Invictus !6kBuickUso
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>>5384405 >12psi. All of my what. Please specify that you slapped a turbo on it in that case, because they're N/A.
Secondly, I don't think you have it, enjoy your life.
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>5384531 Slowing down by grinding against a guard rail is a lot safer
then trying to recover and sliding across the entire road into traffic or something much worse
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my retarded mum story is pretty tame to the rest:>talk to her on phone (live half the country away) >I'm taking my car to the stealership for a service and wof on thursday. >Why don't you just take it to that little garage dad takes his car to? >Oh Anon, I know stuff will need to be replaced, like the drivers side tail light, it's cracked. >-facepalm- (my mother manages to dent and crack everything on a car) Why don't you call up wreckers to get a decent price on a taillight instead of giving ford all your fucking money and the parts at the garage will be cheaper, you don't need genuine ford parts for everything. >But...but...but (no good reason) blah blah blah I'm a woman blah blah blah prejudice in automotive industry. >Get dad to do it then. >blah blah blah (rambling about how I can do stuff how I want and she can do the same) And so nearly $800nzd later she has a new taillight and a service and wof sticker. Instead of what would have been ~300-400 if she went to the garage.
Anonymous
>buy CRX that doesnt run >tow it into my parents back yard >pull engine out in a few hours >mom"What are you doing out there? Why is there an engine in my yard?" >"Felt like putting a different one in" >mom "Clean up after yourself and dont do anything stupid" First engine swap <3mymom
SCG
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>working on my 85 buick skylark >shit hasnt run in a few years >replace stripped gas line >ex comes out the house >HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?!? >well yea i- >OMG U BROKE THE CAR! >picks up carb filter and starts waving it around >take it and put it back in the container and back on the engine >go to start the car, no start >lmao batteries obviously dead >WHY ARE U FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME!!! >she storms away >jump car with the suzuki >close the hood shut >now reving the shit out of the buick >my ex hears and comes running out >sees her suzuki with hood popped up >YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TAKEN THE PARTS FROM MY CAR >srsly woman? fix buick with suzuki parts? >do backwards donuts with buick becuz fail wheel drive >this is me not giving a fuck
Anonymous
>driving my mother and step dad home from the airport >cruising at 70mph in 60mph zone >merge over to pass fox body brostang cruising at 55mph in fast lane >mother freaks out about me driving recklessly when I merged with my blinker into a lane without any traffic to pass. >step dad stares at brostang while I explain everything to my mother >step dad pipes in with "Hey, I never knew mustangs came with shaker hoods!" >look in rearview and see induction hood with aftermarket carbon fiber hoodscoop that hasn't been cut out and is discolouring from UV damage. >Try to explain, he's too retarded about cars to understand. >slow down to explain with visual aid >brostang tries to race >mother tells me I can't beat it Bitchmycarhasmorehorsepower.jpg>try to explain otherwise, turns into an argument >brostang launches for like third time trying to goad me into racing youstayoutofthis.gif>floor it, stomp mustangs shit. >I know more about cars than you, don't argue with me over it.
Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM
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>>5384579 Sounds like my mom, except she would have said "Wow, really? Dinner will be ready in a few minutes."
Anonymous
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>>5384268 That's like my dad but instead of being cautious he's belligerent and feels like he owns the road.
Grand Am is best am !!P3OZL0qiAZr
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>live on 40mph road >pull out >accelerate to 40 >YOU ARE SPEEDING SLOW DOWN >no im not >SLOW DOWN >tell her to shut the hell up (got maf :v) >bro says im going 40 She did it 2 times while i was going 50 in a 50 THIS IS A 25 ZONE>>sign says 50 mph
StayClassy !hotroDozgo
>>5385317 Your mom needs to be up on medication, jesus christ.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>5385331 Fuck, please tell her that.
Over9kPreludeGuy !k1WwDijODM
>>5385343 Man up. Move out.
HorizoN !Chevy.h1aM
Rainbow Ranger, why hasn't anyone slapped your moms shit and put her in her place? My mom isn't half as insane as that, and my dad got rid of her for being batshit crazy. I mean, part of it was the drugs she did, but that's irrelevant. Your mom is fucking crazy. Yell at her, you fuck.
StayClassy !hotroDozgo
>>5385343 If I knew her I would, she seriously sounds like she's massively bi-polar.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>5385360 If I weren't 17, still in school and had a better job, I would. As soon as I graduate, I will move out.
>>5385362 I have yelled at her, many times. My dad has threatened to divorce her if she didn't change, he and I have tried many things, but it comes down to him taking action.
>>5385364 She might, who knows.
That Fag with an ExA
>so yeah I just bought a Falcon >>JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BUYING SUCH AN OLD SHIT CAR >falcons and commodores are proberly the cheapest and most reliable cars available >>NO IT'S SHIT, IT IS OLD AND HAS TOO MANY KILOMETERS ON IT AND WILL BREAK THAT'S WHY THEY'RE GETTING RID OF IT. WHY DON'T YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUY A NEWER SMALL CAR, THEY ARE RELIABLE AND NEW AND SAFE AND GOOD, OLD CARS ARE SHIT AND BREAK ALL THE TIME. >you've spent more on warranty required services and general maintenance in a year on your newish car than this car cost >>NO IT'S SHIT FUCK YOU >i'm painting my car black and white like an American cop car >>NO THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU WILL GET ARRESTED AMERICA=WORLD >i downloaded a movie >>JESUS SHIT FLIPPING CHRIST THE FBI IS GOING TO KICK IN THE DOOR AND ARREST ME BECAUSE MY NAME IS ON THE INTERNET PLAN, I WOULD GROUND YOU BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR PLACES TO GO FAGGOT >;_;
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>>5385382 >AMERICA=WORLD that made me very proud
nice to know retards still think we are in control of everything even though we dont have time for all your petty problems anymore because we have our own
SCG
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>>5385366 dude u deserve a pint
>no joke >i'd cover tab Anonymous
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>>5383796 That's why you married the stupid ones....
no_u !!nWmhs22CvlL
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mom used to do that nervous invisible-brake-pedal stamp thing for the longest time because i didn't slow down as fast as she wanted me to other than that she is as close to a bro as a mom can probably get
:: Ausbro s+ !!s+5OzRVBRS4
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this thread is making me mad. Half you guys need to kick your folks out the door on the highway and not speak to them again until they apologize, or stop letting them in in the first place. seriously i'm so mad i need a coffee break
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>be 31 >married >no accidents in 16 years of driving >my mom rear ended 3 cars by the time she was my age >mom still flips shit when she rides in my car Its not really that big of a deal since she only ridden in my car maybe 5 times in the last couple of years, but my step dad is the fucking absolute worst driver of anything with an engine and she never says shit about the way he drives, and as soon as she gets into my car she never shuts the fuck up.
Anonymous
>>5383834 Didn't read thread, looks like this woman has had a stroke
Anonymous
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>>5383869 >shitty new VAG-mobile >waterpump failure Everything is as expected.
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
>>5384601 Beat a brostang what, brah? In all honesty, it could have been almost anything...
Anonymous
O lawd, this thread is still up after all this time
>>5385632 and I have no clue what you meant
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Here's one from a couple years back>good friend of mine, lives next door >his dad has a Porsche 996 Carrera >window won't roll down on it, takes it to dealer, gets free car from them in the meantime (boxster) >lets son drive boxster (manual), didn't even teach him how. says "its a rental so nobody gives a shit" >friend thinks he's the coolest kid on the planet, but can't drive it for the life of him >comes by my house asking if I want a ride >well sure why not >stalls all the time, only way he can get moving is to drop the clutch >wheelspin all the time, mmmm dat clutch smell >NEVER shifts to 2nd, stays in 1st entire time >doesn't get the point of the other gears, figured the car was just like that >I have to teach him everything, still doesn't get it >by the end of the day the check engine light had come on, it grinded in 1st and 2nd and the clutch smell was sickening >never realized anything was wrong He was a good friend and actually brilliant, got into harvard and MIT, but had no common sense and could not into cars at all.
♥Ѕᴾᴀᶜᴇᴮᴏᵧ♥ !O/sPacEbOY
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>>5385579 that is what I was thinking... probably brain damage...
>read RAiNBOWRANGER stories >feel much better about my mom >backing my mom's tundra into the garage to load some shit in. >mom starts panicking >"you drive a little car you have to be careful with a big truck like this" >ask her how I manage to regularly drive and back a crew cab long bed f250 while towing a boat at work >"oh" and my dad says I go down the driveway too fast even though I go the same speed he does... I haven't lived with my parents in 8 years though...
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
>>5385645 Oh fuck, *in what. What model of vehicle were you operating?
Anonymous
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>>5385670 I got banned for posting that picture about a week ago
Anonymous
>>5385678 2005 audi S4.
I checked out the mustang on my way up, had stock exhaust, massive wide body kit, stock wheels, ridiculous wing on the back and blackout dark windows along with aforementioned induction hood and sun damaged hood scoop that wasn't cut out.
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
>>5385696 Well, it sounds hideous. Chalk on up for Anon *cue obligatory bus comments*
cat !fuckerkmlM
>>5385317 why don't you hide your keys??
Anonymous
>>5385708 well thank you my good sir. If i had seen the mustang in a parking lot I would have taken a picture to share in a hideous cars thread.
But I also got my shit stomped by a heavy tuned buick GNX with a baby sucker turbo on my way back from my moms place. He was hella chill about it too.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>5385714 >implying I thought my mom would steal my car I actually will start hiding them.
cat !fuckerkmlM
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>>5385733 that's the spirit!
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
>>5385723 >Kick ass in GNX >no fucks given >I am the walrus Coolguy.jpg why isnt everyone like that?
Anonymous
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>>5385808 more than that, we pulled into the same gas station and talked over all the shit he had done to his GNX. The turbo must have had a 5 or six inch wide intake.
Anonymous
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>driving with my mom >cruising on the highway >short on-ramp >guy decides that he NEEDS to merge in-front of me >i hit the brakes, not very hard >mom grabs anything in sight >general over-dramatic shit >I give the guy the finger >mom says he wouldn't have had to cut me off if I wasn't going so fast >wat
Anonymous
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>be 16 driving with mom >shes reading the newspaper >want to know how fast our old ford exploder can go >approach a long straight section >hammer down >get up to 95mph before the car starts to get too shakey >she doesn't notice also>go to ATM with mom >car in front, empty parking lot in front of them >they start backing up >closer >closer >throw it in reverse and squawk the tires >they stop >they drive away forwards >mom gets all wtf >they almost hit us backing up mom >oh... >they would have hit me My mom is oblivious, and isn't a very good driver, but not as bad as some. Her biggest problem is going way to slow or way too fast for weather conditions.
Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM
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>driving with mom >doing 5 under on the highway (4 lanes in either direction) >only one car on the highway RIGHT ON MY ASS "i wonder why she won't pass" my mom says">she finally passes >cuts me off with less than a foot of room >gives me the finger >mom starts getting mad as fuck "you know what's funny, mom?">she's still mad as fuck "I ain't even mad, and she thinks i'm mad as fuck">mom looks at me >instantly not mad >we laugh as some crackhead is mad as fuck in front of us
Anonymous
ITT: Americans disrespecting their parents. Holy shit we would never treat our parents like that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Amerifagius Maximus !f0rdFUC7EA
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
>>5385900 Yeah, I'm Canadian. My mom just does stupid as fuck things. I'm just pointing out the obvious.
Anonymous
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These stories speak volumes as to why you're all socially retarded idiots. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Anonymous
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>>5385900 poor Confucius and filial piety bs
>mom "brake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", stumps floor, about to pull handbrake >waitwhat handbrake is like a pedal and cannot touch >laugh at mom and accelerate as light is green Anonymous
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>>5385900 >implying shitty people cannot become parents Enjoy reinforcing authoritarianism and legitimizing sociopathy
Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE
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>>5385929 Rainbowranger I feel your pain. I read your stories and my family is the same way with me haha.
>Are you sure you know how to use the jack and jackstands properly? >Is it gonna fall on you? >Be careful! Just shutup and let me work damnit!
Anonymous
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>riding with friend because our destination is far and we don't want to waste 2 cars worth of gas >he's driving >he pulls out his phone, takes both hands off the wheel, doesn't use his knees or anything, looks DOWN AT HIS PHONE and starts texting >we start drifting into oncoming >i grab the wheel to keep us from getting pancaked by a semi >he goes "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DON'T GRAB THE FUCKIN WHEEL YOU'RE NOT THE ONE DRIV-" >i open-palm smack him in his stupid face and explain to him why he's wrong, like a dog that pissed on the carpet or a child that was reaching for a hot stove >silent the rest of the trip >never goes with me anywhere again good riddance
Anonymous
>>5386002 Ontario fag!
Mind telling me what company your doing insurance with? Id love an annual premium thats below $1200/month for a 19 year old w/clean record and a 4 door econobox.
Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM
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One day, alsokawks was riding his motorcycle without a proper motorcycle license, a licensed bike, insurance or anything else... and doing 75 in a 25...>A WILD COP APPEARS ohshitohshit>GO YAMAHA XS650! >RUN >got away safely later>tell mom >well, atleast you didn't get caught >i'm proud
Anonymous
>>5386002 dude thats me in a couple of years
>my twin talks on her phone and has gps in one hand wheel driving She flips and goes full psychobitch when i drive(which is everytime).
induce tapping breaks and reving
DOKTOR_KOMME !cR.M5rEtRc
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>taking shit from people ever Sure am glad I'm a grown man and don't live with my parents.
Anonymous
> Drive 200KM a day, every day > Age 20, missus and me have six cars between us > Sprints, drags and 4x4'ing > Lived in my car as I drove around Queensland > 40,000KM in the Patrol in four months. Mum doesn't question it. When I was at home I'd always be underneath the Patrol ripping bits apart. She'd just bring out a cool drink and ask what I'm doing. Dad;>Been driving boats since I was knee high to a grasshopper > Loves muscle cars > Getting into cars now that all the kids are grown up > Loves Subaru Come home with Nissan Patrol; "Fuck yeah, you got a diesel" Ausfalia parenting = Best parenting
Anonymous
>>5386017 i'm not him, but when i was with allstate i was paying 415/month for a 2004 mazda 6 with a clean record at the time, no collision/comp just straight liability. 22 with a G for 2 years.
with the same company when i had a 95 integra gsr my rates were only 390/month with 500/300 collision/comp. wierd.
Anonymous
>>5386038 Fuck man. I tried allstate and they quoted me $800/month. Im with co-operators right now,( cause of rents). Cheapest possible I got was to get insured under my dads truck and get $5-600 with no collision/comp.
Anonymous
>>5386017 $1200 PER MONTH??? Fuck, I was bitching endlessly when I was paying $350. $1200 is bloody murder. But yeah, right now I'm with TD-Meloche. Not sure how the pricing would work for you since I've got Driver's Ed, CAA membership, multi-vehicle discount and also a discount for being a university student. Plus I live in a shitty little city with no traffic (read: London) so that probably helps with rates. RBC is also pretty good, and a couple of my friends can get low rates with Belairdirect. Whichever insurance company you're with right now must be ripping you off bigtime.
>>5386023 I had to drive her after one of her accidents. I've got an old Volvo 740 with a manual gearbox, and despite the fact that she's never driven a standard in her life she finds the need to critique my shifting.
Anonymous
>>5386060 try PC insurance
while i was with allstate (currently dont have a car and are leeching off parents) i got a quote from them with the same car.
something to the effect of 3600/year with collision/comp at like 500/500 deductible.
but i added my ticket into their online drop menu thing and it raised my rates to about 4000/year which is still a fuck ton cheaper than what i was paying at allstate.
where abouts in ontario? i'm assuming somewhere in the city. the more rural the area the better the rates due to amount of claims per map quadrant.
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>>5385343 >gives mother opportunity to steal your car >doesn't report it stolen when she causes damage & refuses to pay seriously, this is the kind of shit I'd estrange myself from my mother over. If she doesn't respect your property, she obviously doesn't respect you. If you're an adult & she doesn't respect you, why are you still on speaking terms with you?
If it's because lolpoorfag, get your shit in line, son. It's not like you're the first kid who's ever had to work to get out from under his parents' thumb.
Anonymous
>>5386027 >>Dad selling his 2009 model 370z after owning it for 8months. >>Has to sell due to lung cancer and he knows he will be dead in less than 3months, can no longer go anywhere without his electronic breathing device. >>due to the fact I was 19 at the time, I couldn't legally drive it and hadn't bothered to ask him for a ride. >>Washing car and taking pictures so we can put it online for sale. >>I scrub that baby within an inch of its life, looking fucking great, dad stands in the background beside his breathing device nodding approvingly. >>time to dry it off, reach for the chamois (car cleaning device for drying off a car without leaving swirl marks) >>"You won't be needing that son...". "What dad....."."Passes me the keys, take her for a spin out the back roads to dry her off." >>I fucking shit a brick, holy fuck are you serious? >>Lets me go by myself,( he can't really get into the car due to breathing device.) >>I sit in it and I'm already smiling, pull out of the driveway and my face is lit up, slowly increase the accelerator and shift up a gear with the paddles (my jaw hurts from smiling so hard at this stage). >>Make it around the corner and onto the first straight bit of road.HIT THAT ACCELERATOR MOTHERFUCKER! >>Pushed into the leather seats like someone punched me in the chest, cumming buckets at this stage.Passing cars, everyone looks across at me.People stop doing their gardening/hanging the clothes off as I go by, just to watch me.THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE RICH. Drive for 15mins conservatively but certainly giving it some when no other vehicles are around.
>>Make it back dad notes the fact that its clean as a whistle and no scratches "Well done sonny-boy". Fuck I miss him.
Anonymous
>>5386068 Yeah, well right now said car isn't insured at all. Sits in the driveway until I can figure out insurance. No way I'll ever pay that much for insurance. I might as well take the bus/buy a moped. I did the drivers ed when I got my g1 waay back, im getting discount from rents having the house under the same company, but at 1200/month the discount is barely noticeable. City helps yeah, Im in Brampton. (Highest insurance rates in Canada). Pretty fucked up tbh. I think I tried TD and got around the same number. RBC I've heard good things about them so I'll have to go this week and get a quote.
Anonymous
>>5386060 >>5386038 >>5386068 Jesus, the fuck is wrong with everything? I have Allstate too.
When I drove my beat to shit Cavalier with minimum coverage I was paying $800 a year.
Now that I've got my Legacy GT it's about 1400 a year. And that with 2 points on my license for speeding. And I'm 24.
Come November, the points will drop and I'll be 25, my insurance will cut in half, at least.
Hell, when my Supra wasn't in the garage they were only knocking me 1200 a year.
A YEAR.
I DON"T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT. 1200 a month is 3/4 of the money I take home. kajhskdjhaskdjas
I thought that maybe the American dollar compared to Canadian or Australian would make a difference, but Jesus christ, 1200 a month? 12,000 a year? You could buy a fucking house paying 12,000 a year.
I give up on this earth.
Anonymous
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>>5386101 one of the dudes at allstate said it was all of the medical benefits that are a legal requirement of insurance in ontario.
so the douchebag that gets rear ended at low speed and claims whiplash and back pains when he's just fucking fine is a big part of why insurance costs are so high.
or so i think at least.
Anonymous
>>5386091 Fuck man, that is so awesome and sad at the same time. I feel for you bro, I'd miss the guy too. I got a friend with a dad that's cool like that. They're hard to come by.
Anonymous
>>5386101 >beat to shit cavalier. They are quoting me 1200/month on a 2010 lancer. Not an evo or ralliart. A normal lancer. I can get $5-600/month if i go on my dads truck with no coverage/comp and thats likely what I'll have to do.
Fuck insurance mayynee
Anonymous
>>5386092 Toronto and the surrounding area is always fucked. Traffic, insurance rates, politicians and their attitudes... everything related to cars in that place is fucked. I'm sorry that you're caught up in that gigantic mess. Rates in Brampton might be high because it's almost exclusively a commuter city. With so many people dodging so much shit on their way to the core, I'd assume there would be quite a few claims per 1,000 or 100,000 people.
Insurance companies are still criminals, IMO. There is absolutely no reason why you should be paying a higher premium than my pants-on-head-retarded sister. Speaking of which, why do young males always have such high rates? Girls are way worse at driving anyways.
Anonymous
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>>5386068 >>5386081 >>5386101 Be 23, have paid $500 a year for 3 years on a Jeep XJ and now an Audi A4. I have progessive, and if you play with it a bit you can bend them over on the name your own price doing online quotes. Also I live in the US.
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>>5386117 My first car was an 03 Lancer. Back in 05. Full coverage, under my parents, 3k a year. On my own, 5k a year.
That's still bullshit. i'm sorry for all of you up north.
Anonymous
>>5386118 >Guys pay more than girls Honestly? Under 25 they assume HEKTIK SKIDS no matter what you're driving.
Anonymous
>>5386038 >driving a shitty old easily-replaced car >surprised when rates are lower than relatively new econobox news flash; insurance companies still have to take into account the price of the car for liability reasons (particularly for no-fault liabilities, etc.), even if you're not insuring the vehicle for collision damage.
This means you will always pay more to drive a new car vs. an old, collision coverage or not.
Anonymous
>>5386112 Was an amazing driver too, always felt for him seeing as he had the ability to be a top level driver given the time, but he had kids to feed and a stable job so he didn't bother.He also had a ducat 1098S for two years before he passed away, I take solice in the fact he enjoyed those two years more than the rest of his life.
Also, once he found out he got cancer he took his two brothers on a trip to europe.Where did he go specifically?Straight to the nurburg ring, if I can find the vid he gave me you can see his skill.He was driving a golf GTI and was passing porsche boxters through the corners.Also managed to pass a m3 BMW after dueling with the guy over 3 laps.Fuck he could drive.
Wish I wasn't such a pussy, he offered me to go on his ducati about 10 times but I was scared shitless of the demon-infused motherfucker and told him id go with him later, shame that day never came.
Anonymous
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> Driving with girlfriend in the car > Stop at red lights > it's a 60 (kph) zone > Accelerate up to the speed limit cause i like the feeling of being pulled into my comfortable as fuck bucket seat > Girlfriend "ANON STOP SPEEDING" > Me "I'm only doing the speed limit" > "NO YUR SPEEDING WHY ARE WE PAST ALL THE OTHER CARS" > "i'm only doing 60, it's a 60 zone." > "Well you shouldn't go that fast you might crash" I have been driving since I was 8, she has driven my car twice. Around our yard.
Anonymous
>>5386117 How is that price realistic in any way? 12,000 a year for insurance, plus rent/mortgage, plus living costs. Is is assumed that everyone at 23 is making 75k a year?
Anonymous
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>>5386144 They obviously don't want young drivers in their client base, for whatever reason. So they're going to say "fuck you, 19 year old, I'm going to quote you something you'd never in your wildest dreams be able to afford."
Shop around some more; there are always a few insurance companies willing to take a risk on you if you look hard enough. You just have to be willing to look hard enough.
LonddonGuy
>>5386134 For some reason the insurance companies thought my $900 Volvo with 114 horsepower was some sort of rally car when I first got it. When I asked them "why the retarded pricing?" they just came back with "lolvolvo". No consideration for how hopelessly underpowered the car is or how little it was worth. And that's the story of how I switched to TD.
Anonymous
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>>5386135 Yeah I know its not something where I can argue,
>Hurrdurr my cars newer insurance isnt fair 2 me But main point being insurance is fucked
>>5386144 Since when does realism come into effect when all they want is your money?
Im also genuinely jealous on what some of you pay for insurance
Anonymous
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Every time I drive with my mom she holds on to her door for dear life. It's fucking annoying and makes me think I'm driving like a maniac or something.
Anonymous
>>5386144 >Is is assumed that everyone at 23 is making 75k a year? No. It's assumed that somebody under 25 or so driving a nearly new Lancer is going to go full retard and cost the insurance company thousands, based on others who have had similar cars and gone full retard. So you're either going to make it worth their while or pound sand. Whichever, they don't care.
Anonymous
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>>5386091 >>5386136 I'm sorry man, I really am.. Like reading that choked me up :/
At least you have the memories of him enjoying his life.
Anonymous
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>>5386168 Solution: Do what
>>5386157 and
>>5386101 did: drive a shitty car. They don't care if the Lancer is an Evolution or base model, all they see is "Lancer" and their statisticians go apeshit. So ditch the Mitsu and get a shit car.
Anonymous
I'm feeling sorry for you guys considering the crappy genetic stock you all come from.
Anonymous
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>>5386192 Not me!
Patrol driving Ausfag with auto-happy parents reporting
mr2guy !!XHjvlRXrkDe
what the fuck is going on with you guys' insurance? when i was still 18-19, i was paying roughly $130 CAD a month for my insurance, 2 door sunfire GT model (insurance company classed it as a sports car), so thats a high risk driver with sports car paying 130 a month.... an absolutely brand new car at the time (2008) would have run me 350 a month at most due to having to have full 100% coverage, but still, nothing in comparison to 1200
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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>>5386226 my insurance is surprisingly not that bad for liability considering when i was 16 i had my license revoked and my car impounded
dat 90$ for liability on a 96 taurus and an 85 blazer s10 4x4
Anonymous
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Mississauga Here. I'm paying 2641 a year to the tune of 220 a month. I have a failure to stop causing an accident on my record, i'm 23 and i drive an 86 crown victoria sedan. Try desjardins they were the cheapest out here.
Anonymous
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>Live in big house with my mom and two sisters >Stupid women >The driveway has enough room for all the cars and boats >Women "The parking is too complicated" >Me: There is 2ft between all the cars >They insist on blocking cars ever time they pull up in the driveway Pic is how I park the cars They park the cars in a straight line blocking each other in
Hakuna Miata !aQusOCraZY
Not a mom story, but:>driving around backroads with girl and her gay best friend >there was recently a flood, some roads are half closed, meaning the sign is only there to let you know it's closed at a later point >go past one of these signs >gay guy starts hitting my shoulder repeatedly and they're screaming in panic >I'll yell at them, "Don't you ever fucking hit me while I'm driving again." >they make me let them get out because this frightened them >get a txt later >"We're lucky we found a police station. You owe us $30 for the cab." >"Fuck you, you ever talk to me again the cops are getting involved."
Anonymous
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>>5386583 You're gonna have to post a pic of this car now please.
Anonymous
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>>5386091 Wow, I'm sorry for your loss, bro. I don't know what would I feel like when my father dies. I'd be pretty depressed, too. Here's a story with him:
>Be 21 with a driver's license for 2,5 years >Dad has an awesome 2003 Mercedes S350 Diesel with 224 hp (I think) >Gives me the keys and tells me "Let'go to next town by the highway" >Get on the highway and see no cars are in front of me >Push the pedal to the metal up to 180 kph (112 mph) >Adrenaline rush and spiritual orgasm achieved >Tell my dad "Dad, I don't know if you noticed, but I went up to 180 kph >He was reading newspapers on the back seat and tells me "I know, it's not a problem" >Feels good, man Anonymous
>>5383788 im sorry but can someone please explain the wat racing thing.
Anonymous
>>5386669 white and 'tarded
notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun
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>mom:sure, if you can afford a motorcycle get one! >dad: the fuck do i care? go buy one >bring motorcycle home and park in garage >mom: omg you're gonna die on that i dont want you riding ever blah blah blah blah later>riding with buddy >lol 11oclock wheelie >feel pocket vibrate >mom "just saw you wheelie down the road, not happy" >dad "lololololol" dad never cared but mom got used to it. shitty story but that's all i really got, me and mom don't drive together cus were both terrible backseat drivers
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5386669 WAT Automotive Technologies
Anonymous
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Lol. Your mothers suck.>sitting in passanger seat in our rx8 >mum gets pissed at cars in front not doing 100k's >look at her >looks at me >she slams her foot down >6 cars oncoming >we'll make it >hold on >200k's in to the left lane >brake as if nothing was wrong >WTF
BANned !301ZYBwY/6
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Making fun of other people sure is fun, but here is one on my own expense.>Car blows radiator pipe. >Fix it, change the oil, fill up wiper fluid, leave it in front of the house for the night. >Pool of liquid under the car in the morning. >Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!!! >Put a finger in it and sniff to check if it coolant, oil, or window cleaner. >It reeks to high heaven. >It was cat piss. >Not sure if mad or happy.
458.Italia
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$260 a year insurance. fuckyeah.jpg
Nemesis !.GxuKoupe.
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>>5384249 This, goes for my sister.
>Driving in Wal-Mart parking looking for parking >See car backing out ~20 feet in front >Press brake a little harder than normal to make you lean forward a little bit >Sister in backseat INCREDIBLY SHARP INHALE
>I brake even harder frantically looking around for shit I might hit >I say "What? What? What is it?" Don't remember what she said, but damn.
Anonymous
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Idiot friend story>3 of us in my mates car >he is driving along my road >road is fucking dangerous, I drive it every day for 3 years and know it well >warn him there's a bad corner coming up\ >"Nah bro I got new tires and I'm not even driving fast" >literally 1 second after that he loses it >we spin on the road into the oncoming lane >lucky the car in the oncoming lane hit the brakes on time >lucky we didn't end up in the huge ditch >tell him he's a fucking idiot and he should listen to me >he threatens to kick me out and make him walk if I make criticize his driving Also, my mother has been driving 42 years and never had a crash that was her fault. She drives exceptionally well, doesn't drive too slow or too fast.
The Jackal !QJackAlHU2
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>Driving mother in my 1979 Cutlass >lol SBC 350/290 crate motor / TH350 swap >3" headers into a single 3" straight pipe all the way back >35 in a 35 >Car doing it's 3rd gear bangbangbangbang >OMG SO LOUD MUST BE GOING SO FAST SLOW DOWN >JACKAL SLOW DOWN OMGGGGGGG >1 1/2 miles of straight road ahead >Nobody behind me >LOCK THE BRAKES >JACKAL WHAT THE FUUU->SLAM IT TO FIRST >UNLEASH 8 BARRELS AND 350CI OF BOWTIE POWA >JACKAL WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG >Peak power at 45 MPH >SECOND >DAT RADICAL SHIFT KIT JOLT>OMG NOW YOU BROKE SOMETHING SLOW DOWN >Slow down to 25mph >Slap it back to first >Dat shift kit jolt>Whats wrong with your car!!!!!!!??!?!! >Nothing, that's what it was built to do.>Silent ride home >She goes to my father, ghost white, tears in her eyes because I "scared her to death" >Next morning after she leaves, father REALLY wants to go for a ride in it lul
Anonymous
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>>5384421 Sorry to hear that br/o/ther
Anonymous
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>Father: Mechanic with 30+ years experience, worked on all our cars, brilliant driver to boot. >Mother: Knows enough to stop herself getting into accidents, knows her place when it comes to anything mechanical. All of these stories feel so foreign to me.
Anonymous
>Be 15 >Dad teaching me how to drive in a parking lot >Ask why mom was pissed when we left >"Well, anon, your mom doesn't think you should drive until you are moved out" >"..." >Don't worry I told her that was bullshit WTF>16th birthday (day we get our liscense in USA, don't know about rest of the world) >Driving family to restaurant >Mom spazzing out in passenger seat tapping on the armrest on the door >tap-tap-tap-tap-tap >Sounds like a woodpecker >"Mom wtf are you doing?" >"Anon you drive too fast" >tap-tap-tap-tap >Continues until we get to the restaurant >Won't let me drive home >tap-tap-tap-tap >Me and Dad are bonding laughing at my Mom on the drive home >Be 17 >Buy first car >Acura Integra LS >Literally limps around town due to lack of horsepower and fail wheel drive >Give Mom a ride >tap-tap-tap-tap >Gun it >Nothing happens since it is a stock Integra >She flips the fuck out >Be 20 >Buy new car >2005 Mitsubishi Evolution >Saved every penny for this car since I was 17 >40 hours a week plus high school was not fun (got better in college.) >Give mom a ride >tap-tap-tap-tap >Gun it >Scare the shit out of her She won't ride with me anymore
BANned !301ZYBwY/6
>>5386885 Just did a quick calculation. If I would work every day for 8 hours for 5 years, with a good paying student job, I still couldn't pay for a new Lan EVO here. Fuck 56k€ evos.
Anonymous
>pull boot release so mum can put stuff in >goes to lift boot lid up by spoiler >tell her not to >"i thought that's what it was for"
Anonymous
>>5386027 >married at age 20 wolol won't last, ruined some of your best years to be single
Anonymous
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>>5386920 I can almost guarantee you that she's right
Anonymous
>>5386906 Parents kicked in $10k because they are well off and were proud of me working.
Had a $300 payment though which was rough with the insurance.
BANned !301ZYBwY/6
>>5386942 But still EVO is twice as expenisive here as in USA.
The saddest thing is I could easily afford even a new Evo right now I wouldn't be an idiot with money for the last 4-5 years.
Anonymous
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>>5386947 My parents were strict as hell but they taught me good money management if nothing else. And back in High School I was working too much to go out and blow money with friends.
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
>>5386002 >Can't be looking forward all the time Wat?
Anonymous
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>>5386923 Missus doesn't necessarily mean wife in Australibrah.
Anonymous
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Learning to drive, about 10 months into the 12 month learning period, pulling out of a street on a very slight incline in a manual car:>roll back maybe 10cm as i find the bite point in a car i didn't drive very much, start to roll forwards >mum rips the hand brake up frantically and gives a shout >WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT >>you were going to roll into the guy behind you >... if you EVER do that again i'm going to kick you out of the car while it's moving Been driving for 3 years, accident/trouble free. Taking mum anywhere:>brake... brake... brake.. BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE YOU ARENT BRAKING >>yes i was braking actually, hence my foot pushing down the pedal and the car slowing down >you need to brake sooner >>i braked plenty soon enough, did it so smoothly that you didn't even notice >you're following too close to that person for this speed >>*back off a bit* >you're still following too close >>*dangerous glint in eye* >general back seat driving constantly >makes me want to hurt things badly
BANned !301ZYBwY/6
>>5387082 So your car has linked ABS and TC. Weird. When TC went on my dads Volvo I know the ABS still worked.
Anonymous
>>5387082 What? ABS has no influence over whether or not the car skids or not at acceleration. Stop making your sister nervous, douchebag.
Anonymous
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>>5387085 >>5387086 ABS and ASR are controlled by the same module in this case.
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Whenever I took my grandparents out for a meal or whatever have you, I had a strict grandmother in back policy. If she was in the passengers seat she'd be screaming, telling me how to drive and all this other bollocks. I'm 31, I don't have to put up with this shit.
Anonymous
>>5384059 >implying 250 is more than average. Anonymous
>>5386923 Eeeya, fuckin' oath mate.
>>5386900 What cunt? Missus means ya lady whether she's your wife or girlfriend.
Fuckin' hell you seppo cunts
Anonymous
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so many retarded moms in here. my mom trusts me 100% while driving and aside from maybe my first month of driving, hasn't said fuck all while traveling in my car for whatever reason. We live the inner city too, really close to the busiest highway in North America. Bad drivers everywhere. If you're not going the speed of traffic, you die.
Anonymous
My mum is fine to drive with. but only because, after being in a car with another p plater and his mum while she screamed at him for everything, she decided making me stressed while driving wasnt a good thing. My dad on the other hand>pull up to a traffic light in second, not quite stopped when i changed into first >WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ALWAYS STOP THE CAR BEFORE YOU CHANGE INTO THIRD THIS CAR HAS ENOUGH POWER IT CAN TAKE OFF IN SECOND GEAR >drive down driveway at ~15kph while slowly accelerating >THIS ISN'T A RACE DRIVE DOWN THE DRIVEWAY NORMALLY >he drives down the drive way at 25+ wat.jpg>on a windy dirt road >take a wide line so my outside wheels dont end up in a rut >DONT GET SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE >but i was trying to be safe >NO YOU WERE WRONG >neither me or brother (older) are on full licences >YOU ARE BOTH STILL LEARNING TO DRIVE SO LEARN TO CONTROL THE CAR >learning to drive a car takes ~20 hours, the other 100 hours are learning to drive in traffic and making you better at situational awareness >IT IS GOOD PRACTICE TO: -handbrake on at the lights all the time every time -put in first gear when stopped on a hill so it doesn't roll -not rev over 2k when pulling off at a stop because otherwise you are trying to race. REGARDLESS of how good clutch control you have
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>>5387140 >just remembered the only time my mum has done anything stupid was when she hanked the handbrake on as i was rolling backwards down a hill
that sounds reasonable, which it was, but i was controlling my reversing rather than just rolling backwards being retarded.
all other times my mum has yelled out was when i wasn't properly paying attention
Anonymous
>>5384268 >>gradually inching forward when waiting at intersections and roundabouts, eventually forcing traffic to stop to let her in. idk if she doesn't realise she's doing it or she just doesn't realise its wrong. I do that. Roads are busy and I'm normally in a rush. I don't think I'm a bad driver, I'm just a cunt.
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>>5387140 I hate kids with their fucking learners permit who already think they know how to drive, protip YOU FUCKING DON'T
This shit here, I dont even...
handbrake on at the lights all the time every time
-put in first gear when stopped on a hill so it doesn't roll
-not rev over 2k when pulling off at a stop because otherwise you are trying to race. REGARDLESS of how good clutch control you have
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>>5384467 So you're saying everytime you go out driving in the snow and you turn,you crash into the wall instead of trying to keep your car under control.Seems legit.
"Five point Bro" S197GT !BROSTANGp.
>>5387149 A guy at work had a bunch of problems with his Mazda B3000 so he tried to convince me that it Ranger was a bad truck. This was actually back when I still owned my Ranger. I told him he obviously got a lemon because Rangers are amazing but he just wouldn't believe me.
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>>5386549 What happened after ?
Did you ever see them again ?
What did they try to charge you with ?
onlystandard !!gAyq5lzi952
I had a friend who was an awful driver. We'll call her Sarah, because that's her real name.>Driving out to get some food in her 90's Ford Ranger >Dude several hundred feet in front of us safely pulls out of a parking lot onto the street >Out of nowhere Sarah screams "OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU CUT ME OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" and floors for a good five seconds and starts tailgating him >All of my wat >Same person, driving home from school on a slightly rainy day >Turning right out of a parking lot onto a street >Floors it >lolnotraction, starts to spin, lets off the gas and stabilizes >Floors it again >Spins, hits a cement center divider and rips the rear wheel and brake drum assembly off the axle >Sarah calls me shortly after she leaves after a night of hanging out >"I got into an accident, come help!" lol what else is new. >Go see her, she clipped a PT Cruiser while turning right against a red >Says, "There were guys in a big pickup behind me! They kept inching forward and intimidating me! What else was I supposed to do?!" There's probably more that I don't even remember. Poor thing was too dumb for her own good.
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>>5387522 I sort of do this, never so much to force traffic to stop (because if they didn't, it'd be my liability), but to kind of hint that I want to get out. Normally someone is nice, often guys who can see you want to be moving and won't hold them up if they let you in.
My mother is just your average woman driver, parking/reversing dents, dings and scratches errywhere, and she used to leave the lights on back in the day when cars didn't yell at you so much if you tried.
>be learning to drive, instructor advises I practice in parents car with them supervising me >quite nervous, only had a few hours' basic tuition >driving about 10 minutes, get to big busy roundabout >I'm not confident at all, want someone to talk me through it and yell if I'm about to crash >"mum, can you just talk me through this?" >"..." >she's asleep >fuuuck, don't want to stop and hold everybody up, just do it >no problems, easy enough really Nice to know she trusted me so much, but I'm not sure she quite grasped the meaning of "supervise".
76&78CobraII !!GRhR9c0ynCA
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B4000:Ehhh B3000:Are you dumb? B2300/2500: Just right I love my girlfreind.>Driving on Expressway ('78) >Get to long straight >Whelp time to run her out of gear >Pedal Down, Secondarys Open >Dat Intake Suction >All my girlfreind does is turn up the radio >Sad part is I run out of gear about 115-120 Damn 3 speed Automatic.
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>>5387522 yeah, shes not like that. shes more like:
>"theres a gap, im taking it" *rolls forward slightly. >"oh actually its kinda small" *stops she will either do this or hesitate til the last second and pull out right in front of oncoming traffic. when im like "wtf. learn to drive" shes like "what do u mean? the gap was big enough"
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OP IS A !FAG..jIhak
*** mom:> when I learned to drive, she taught me how to properly brake before a corner > is a great driver and always drives exactly 5 km/h under the limit > has never been in an accident > sold her perfect manual 1997 Accord 6 months before I got my license, and wouldn't let me buy it > sometimes forgets the handbrake *** dad:> when he was 17 he bought a beat-to-shit Fiat and took it to pieces because he wanted to learn how to put it back together > is a great driver and always drives exactly 5 km/h over the limit > has never been in an at-fault accident, but for some reason people really like tapping his rear bumper when he's stopped at a traffic light > got t-boned at an intersection in his brand-new Civic the day I was born > driving with dad > want to turn left (across opposing traffic) > light turns yellow as I enter the intersection > see oncoming car slowing down > turn > he grabs "oh shit" handle > "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE GOING TO DIE WHY DID YOU TURN IN FRONT OF HIM JESUS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" > "It was a yellow light and he was stopping" > "Oh" *** insurance story:> live in BC > have government-run insurance > walk into office and ask what it would cost > "$1000/yr for anything you could afford, $2000/yr if your dad buys you a sports car" > it's illegal for them to discriminate based on gender > only variables are years since last crash, city, and car > they fuck you on payouts, but that's why you don't crash
Fucking50cc !!kInmWpnMMGL
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I live in Ontario, Oshawa area. I'm 21 with a clean record, G2(G in May hopefully), and a 2000 Toyota Echo. My rates are ~$250/m($3000/y) in my name with Aviva. Everyone else wanted $480+ a month from me; though that kind of scares me. I haven't paid a month yet, as my first billing date is the 21st of October, where they're going to take 3 months worth. If they decide to raise my rates at all Im fucked as I just blew all my savings, last pay, and killed my credit rating to get the Echo roadworthy(Around $1.7k, not much but I just had to pay Facility for my bike insurance, being $800 a year up front and bought a $2k laptop a few months ago; aswell as just purchased a few electronics for the house on the Credit card for roughly $300). I should be getting paid about $830. if they raise it at all I'm fucked as I owe $950 on my credit card.... I almost couldn't afford rent last month...
Anonymous
i do not know how to green text i live in england and my 18 y/o cousin jst passed her test and is complaining about mpg, she drives a 1.0 polo, she claims to be putting £30 a week in, i says i only put £20 in a week in my 3.0 turbo mkiii supra. she blames the poor economy on her polo being turboed, i lol instantly then engage in a half hour argument about how her car has no turbo the only way i convince her that it has no turbo (her bf told her it has) is by opening my bonnet and saying "that i a turbo, your car does not have one of these" then opening her bonnet and pointing it out idiots
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>>5388184 >i do not know how to green text wat
I sure hope you drive better than you 4chan.
RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
I'm reading all this $1200 a month shit, holy fuck. I pay $600 a year in the Grand Am.
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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>>5387763 BCfag here, bruh
Anonymous
>dad has been driving for over 30 years >is in the Institute of Advanced Motorists, has done a response driving course with the police >was an engineer for over 20 years >perfect driving every time, and knows his way around a car >mum passed her test, didn't drive again
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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>>5388210 More stories, Rainbow.
MOAR
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
>>5388210 lol I pay ~600 per 6 months on my parents plan at 19 w/ no accidents or tickets
>2007 Mazda 3i And i thought my insurance was cheap...
damn, you in the US?
Anonymous
>>5388512 >>5388210 lol. do you guys live in the fucking boonies or something? my insurance is 250 a month, just dropped from 350. I'm 24, my own policy, clean record. 1997 acura 3.2. mind you, i live in an inner city area of Toronto.
seems like everything's cheaper down there, but I guess if you guys were living in say, NYC, you'd be paying a lot too, right?..
>not really related, but this is also the reason why I give zero fucks about anyone who complains about money in your country. Try moving to Ontario and find out just how artificially low your cost of living is, and yet people still fucked themselves financially. cheap gas, cheap insurance, cheap cars, cheap houses...whats to complain about? Unless you're an unemployed student with 50k in loans for a ridiculously useless degree with no real world application, then you should be worried. /rant. MOAR STORIES kitty kat klub !0CATsq0Myk
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>>5388257 >she knows her place. but in all seriousness, i think women drivers can be great, sadly that is just a small minority. for instance, all of my neighbors pretty much started driving at the same time. 3 girls 1 guy and me, a guy who is the only one who cares about cars on the street. the oldest girl buys a miata with 198k miles for 1700 bucks, wrecks it, then gets a 2002 VW beetle for 2500$. she thinks it is a race car, but that shit will blow up in like 3 months. my other girl neighbor is afraid to drive a car even though she has had her license for 6 months (including drivers training) and she is damn scary to see behind the wheel of anything. the other girl is pretty good and my good friend so she is in the minority of good driving women. the dude is just a retard, and i am not that bad, but i have a little ways to go.
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
>>5388740 I'm in PA actually. Outside of Philly actually. Smallish town of about 20K.
Also that $600 a month was a quote from Gieco... not sure if that means anything. We have Nationwide but all I wanted to know was how much it would be to add a new car and it showed me the total for all the cars
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
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>>5388740 also,
>canada >government healthcare why you complain when you get free social services like Europe?
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>Have a filipino mom >Learning how to drive >Drive better than she does >Can't stand her monkey pointing where to go at the last second every time >Somehow manage to get my license >Made sure both my brothers got taught by my dad when they were on their learner's permit >To this day, she will still monkey point where to go and change her mind last second on where to go And my garage mechanic story>Learning how to be a mechanic and do all car repairs myself >Mom opens the garage door and thinks I don't know how to do squat >A few years later I have to part out my wrecked car because lol unlicensed ricer totalled it through hit n run >Mom walks into garage >I'm in the middle of pulling the engine out >Looks at me "Anon dinner's ready and wash up cause you're freakin filthy" Never again bugged me to go be a doctor since I'm going to school for machinist
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Anonymous
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>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival. What the fuck /o/? Archive this shit
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>>5388740 >I'm 26 and live in the u.s. I pay 552.74 a year for 2 cars on liability, fuck yeh that combined homeowners discount. S190 !!NX7/ukO3nkU
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>>5383928 >The only thing I haven't learned and done myself is bore and stroke. You need a machine for that.
S190 !!NX7/ukO3nkU
>Waiting at home, shop calls. >"Your car is ready" >It's an E30. Cracked head, don't have all goddamn day. >Ask mom to come with me to pick it up >Take her 2002 Saturn SC2 >Long straight. >She's textin, not paying attn >Floor it >Was at 25 Mph, now at 40 after having it jammed to the floor for about 5-6 seconds >WATDAFUCKRUDOIN!?!? >*trollface* nothing. >YOU COULD'VE GOT US KILLED >Arrive at the shop, >Pick up E30 >She says "I'm driving your car home after that little stunt you pulled with mine" >oya? >(I know she can't drive stick) okay, go ahead. >Pull off in her Shaturn >I get a call 20 seconds later >"Car won't start, and how do I get it out of park?" >*facepalm* >Drive back with her Saturn >Get in my E30 >Lock her car >Slip her keys in her purse >Drive off >Call: CANT GET IN MY CAR >Unlock your dorrs, stupit. >oh. And that's that.
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
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urgh fine I'll throw in a story. Lame as it is.>My car is going into the shop for an oil change. >been bugging my dad about getting new tires for my car >keeps ingoring it >after another 10K miles > tell him I'm getting new tire, unsafe, etc.... >finally agrees >my nieghbor is our family mechanic SOOOO....>New tires >all of my jizz >talk to mechanic a few days after i get car back >he's drunk >tells me they usually keep old tires for cars that need a quick replacement for a popped tire >says mine were so bad that they just threw them right out. >lol as I tell him how bad they were in the rain ("understeer everywhere!") >he even tells me that old tires were some shitty no name brand (lol previous owners) >my dad still refuses to beleive they were that bad... That's about it. Though my mother is a bitch. I wouldnt mind if my parents died :/
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>>5389212 >let girlfriend grab handbrake >probably will let her in the future RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po
Alright, I got a few more to keep this up. I don't know if this one was posted, because mods delete my posts.>This morning I had hockey at about 8am >Car still fucked from her stupid ass >She bolts into my room at 5am, shoving her keys in my face. >>"ANON WAKE UP, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE FOR HOCKEY!!!!" >"WHAT THE SHIT, OKAY BYE!" >I get to the rink and it's closed >wtf.jpg >Go look at time >5:13am >Drive home in 5 minutes flat >"MOM, WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S 5 AM." >>"HEHEHEHEHE I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!" >"Fuck off, don't bother me for two hours." >Go to sleep, wake up at 7:10, just in time to leave >"Hey, can I take your car now?" >>"NO YOU CAN"T YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, HAVE FUN GETTING TO HOCKEY." >"But...wait why?" >>"USE YOUR OWN VEHICLE. HEHEHEHE" Wasn't really a car story, but still a stupid mom story.
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
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>>5389423 please go Dexter on that bitch. Please. I hope to god you are making this shit up.
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>>5389423 I would disregard that whore as my mother. Fuck her.
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I have a mom story. >First day driving with license >Driving on 25mph road with mom >"Gee anon, you know you could go a little faster than this. No ones around..." >Going 35 in a 25 >"A liiiiiiittle faster?" >Going 65 >"I think we could push it further can't we?" >85mph >"Yeah, thats good..." And when it comes to driving now, she doesn't let me drive her car, even though shes been in 3 accidents. I'm 21, with a perfect record, because I don't drive like a retard.
Raoul Duke !!35rwxMKFMTj
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>Today >at red light >making race car noises and shifting with a "pseeww" >windows down because it was nice out >look to my left and notice a white f150 in the other lane >little girl staring at me from her open window >look past her, older bearded man is trying very hard not to laugh at me >they witnessed the whole thing >shrug it off, practice more at the next light somedayyy....
Terrorshark !9vW3D9.1X6
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>>5389864 >Drive a lifted jeep XJ. >Giant speedbump >hit going 35 >dat suspension travel >feels like a seam in the concrete driving a toyota camry Anonymous
>>5388828 If you're with Geico and you're clean, go elsewhere. I shopped around and did a few comparisons. You'd be surprised how much cheaper it might be.
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>>5389212 >e34 m3 brool story, co.
Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
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Archive this NAO
Rhonda Sivek
>mother: " I want a mustang!" >But theyre rwd, and you hate rwd >No they arent theyre new and all new cars are fwd >argue with her for 20 minutes about it >hate her guts she also thinks the 89 cougar she used to drive was fwd.
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
>>5390616 but I'm not with Geico. Never will be. They just seem kinda fishy, don't know why I think this.
Nationwide is pretty good. Never had any issues. I would reccommend them to other people.
>>5391101 On this note,
>trying to jump the E34 with my dad >his Yukon is at mechanics for new ignition >unsuccessful jump (dead battery) >as I am putting the cover of the battery box thing back on >he says "yeah you have one of them weird engines" >Me "an inline?" >dad "no its a rotary" >me "no it isn't...." > I'm obviously confused >He tries to say that it's a rotary "because it's facing this way" >motions that it is parallel to my front axle >Tell him 'no that's because its a FWD car' >He says 'oh....really?' >admits he's wrong at least he admitted wrongdoing. Though thsi ahs to stop. 2nd time someone in my family has thought I had a rotary engine simple because "Mazda"
Anonymous
>>5392456 >E34 >FWD >Mazda What?
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
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>>5392489 tried to jump the e34 with my mazda
K Series !!luBNga8XM2+
BUY KAWAII NEVER LOOK BACK K Series !!luBNga8XM2+ Thu 13 Oct 2011 02:18:00 No. 5392682 Report Quoted By:
>several years ago >thinking about getting $1k Miata >looking at NA6s >mom says no, anything like that's too old and will break >nothing comes of it because lolpoor >join military last year >pick up NA8 R Package everything is glorious >oil pump dies, engine shits itself Motherfucker. Alternatively,>own '95 Probe GT >no headliner (working on sunroof) and no muffler (because race car) >mother hates everything about that car >fast forward to now >fix miata >turbocharge it >strip interior (because race car) to bare metal errywhere >can't wait to drive it home and see the look on my mother's face But she hasn't said much about my driving since I went toojan with my dad. I don't think she thought it was possible for anyone short of Nicky Hayden to keep up with him, and then I went and did it in lolprobe. My dad was impressed and my mom kind of shut up.
OP IS A !FAG..jIhak
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contributing>drive with mom, im on the passenger side >fucking winter >dirt road to where i live cause new village >obviously snow everywhere >fucking ice >still driving slow as fuck >suddenly slide slightly sideways >mom grabs me and screams >"hold on! we are going to crash!" >what the flying fuck... >could have literally stepped out of the car an walked faster then we were going yeah my mom has never had an accident in 30 years but she still panics about nothing.
Anonymous
>Be 14 >Move to Canada with my dad,leaving my mum behind >Order parts online and build myself a RX7 >Be 23 >Take my RX7 back to the UK to enter a drift showoff >My mother's face when I turn up in that straight pipe,tarbo,bridgeported,apex seal spitting beast >Take her along with me >"So,I'm just here to show off my car." >Me and my mother get back into the car and I line up >"Anon what are you doing ?" >"Just moving the car." >HFW a few seconds later I'm sideways at 70 mph >She's literally screaming and hitting me >"If you ever do something like that to me again,I will burn this car to the ground,now let me the fuck out." I love my mother.
LEGACY
>Mom crashes her Camry >Gets a rental Mazda 6 >I'm in front yard doing work >From down the street: WHOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOM BOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOM>Me - OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD >Mom pulls in driveway "This car has no power." >She had it in that shit steptronic mode instead of D >She drove it home 10 miles on the highway in first gear
UofKentucky !4eGZpucwRA
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>>5396252 fucking made my day.
Thank you.
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>suckered into driving my mom somewhere >she is in the passenger seat fiddling with her phone >suddenly: *gasp* AAAAH! OH MY GOD! >I slam on the brakes and look around >"oh my god, marcy's birthday party is tomorrow! we're both invited!" >"..." >"...why are we stopped?"
Anonymous
>>5384531 This. I would've hit the wall HARD plus there was no cars around me and I wasn't sliding on purpose.
She shattered the passenger side window with her arm and there was no way I was driving home with in passenger side window while snowing and 10 degrees out on the highway
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>driving my grandparrents to dinner >fresh floor in the 71' riviera >SUDDENLY, HUGE GASP >lock em up >"i forgot to feed the cat before we left!" my fucking grandmother... does shit shit every time shes with me.
Anonymous
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>been driving for 5 years >mom understands she cannot into cars >never says anything about my driving >imokaywiththis.jpg
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also...>with the GF >terrible winter, black ice everywhere >going to lunch >range is turning left infront of me, try to slow down >be in 90' 2 door XJ with 350 swap, boganmobile >dont slow down, rear end just starts to slide out >OH FUCK THIS IS IT >make it by the range, had to be 6" between my grill and the range's rear end >look over, fucking GF is trying to open the door.... >"what the fuck" i think >grab her arm, blip throttle, suprisingly pull out of slide why the fuck would you try to open the door? people are fucking stupid. was going roughly 40 btw.
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Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
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wtf my story was deleted twice?
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>>5396264 I remember seeing this story before.
>and this is why I LMAO whenever people tell me their car used to be a rental. Axiom !!JtMOOn/AndK
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>dad gets new company car >mum is driving it to the midlands to see family, with me and sister >sister is kinda freaked because mum keeps turning kinda jerky >explain to her that she's fine, mum just needs to learn the car a little (used to driving old ass cars with shitty power steering, etc) >way back, heavy rain, motorway at 80 >can feel the car aquaplaning, going slightly sideways, then settling down as she corrects >sister really freaking out >ask mum to slow down a little my mum is pretty awesome, used to own a truimph motorcycle, drove a citreon DX when i was a kid too.
Hairy Britfag
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oh, remembered this>mum driving us home from somewhere >suddenly lolnobrakes >no panic, just uses the handbrake and gears the rest of the way home instead
sage
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>>5388740 Your premiums are more a result of where you live than anything.
High theft probability, lots of parking on the street, cities have higher traffic density == more chances of accidents/claims.
That and it's not the US.
I'm 23, pay $120/mo for full coverage on a 2004 M3. Difference is, I live in a suburban area of Minneapolis, and don't drive my car very far (lol7milecommute).
Hairy Britfag
dad story to even things out>driving with dad on B-road >been playing a lot of colin mcrea 2 together (new at time) >hey dad, 4 right into 3 left over crest! >all of a sudden b-road is a rally stage. >driving through town at night >shitbox full of chavs pulls up blasting shit and hanging out the window >dad revs (diesel skoda) >they rev (some vauxhall hatch) >light changes, dad spins through first, and part of second, and is gone before they're through the intersection.
Anonymous
Thanks to this thread I know realize everyone on /o/ is 12-15 yrs old.
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>>5389230 >He lets people that don't know how to drive stick drive his MT car What are you stupid or something? What if she'd gotten it started & ground your gears to dust trying to get moving? You'd be stuck without a car for another 2 weeks while the shop has to get a trans specialist to replace the gears. Even if she paid for it, that would be the fucking biggest hassle ever. All to be a self-righteous cunt toward the person who brought you into this world, raised you, and has allowed you the privilege to be a cocksmack.
You ungrateful asshole.
thatgermanguy !bWN2Al.ePQ
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why is this thread still alive?
>>5403356 you don't know shit about the average age of /o/.
>have no real mom stories, try as close as possible: >mom always did invisible braking when on passenger side >flips out screams at me for braking to fast (or even still giving power instead of braking) >does the invisible braking on me one day >i freak out with something like "FFS MOM STOP THAT SHIT. IT WILL ALWAYS LOOK LIKE IT'S TOO LATE NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NEVER DO THAT AGAIN" or so. Anonymous
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>>5403345 I've got a dad story too
>dad drives his car like 18,000 miles/yr >doesn't care for it; they're not in his possession long, pretty much disposable objects at this point >sees me washing my car/generally caring for it, decides my brother needs to wash family cars more (because lolteenager without a job) >eating lunch with the fam, dad tells brother to use lighter fluid or goof off or some shit to "get the bugs off the front bumper of the car" >wait wtf are you doing? No don't do that! Put the goof off down. >shit acts as a paint thinner, dad; why don't you know this? >"what do you mean?" >jesus christ, dad, you just asked [bro] to rub the paint off your car >lolwhoops needless to say, my dad is not allowed near my vehicle.
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>Back when I was 15 with my permit >Living in Minnesnowta >Just snowed like 2" >Dad: "Alright super90, time to teach you how to pull out of slides on snowy/icy roads" >Go to middle school parking lot in our tahoe >Dad floors it and does hektik skidz in the fresh snow >Dad: "To correct, back off the throttle and gently spin the wheel the other way" >Shows me a few more times >Trade places >Start off, give it a little gas >Dad say I need to pin it and get it going sideways >Drift king by the end of the afternoon My dad is fun to drive with
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Man, you people have crazy insurance rates. And I thought mine was crazy.>Speeding Ticket >Credentials Violation >19 >South Dakota >96 dollars a month
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>>5387614 One of my ex's was like that. She thought "cutting off" was anyone merging in front of you, PERIOD. Then the appropriate action is to speed up, tailgate, flash lights and honk until they pull over. One dude pulled over, asked what the problem was and I apologized in shame to him. We broke up the next day.
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>>5396385 there was no way I was driving home with in passenger side window while snowing and 10 degrees out on the highwaySo instead you walked 7 miles home? Your rationale makes no sense.
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>girl I know gets her starter license >she goes driving out with her friends >think about how dumb she is >hear the next day she crashed through a house >a >fucking >house You have to be full retard to do something like that.
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>come home and mom Stopped reading there. This thread is about you, bro.