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!!VzroVY37W No.1063478 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: we post model rage stories.

>Get call from chick.
>will pay me $300 to do a photo of her every day for a month. Some kind of art project.
>set everything up, bring a film camera so I can just shoot the whole month on one roll.
>"Eww, film cameras are so bad for the environment! If you use it I'll have to give some of your pay to charity!"
>get the digital Rebel, no biggie.
>mfw every picture is of her looking up at the sky like it makes her mysterious. No, it makes you look like a hipster whore with a terrible figure and ugly face.
>mfw she brings along some other chick and expects me to do the work without more pay.
>satisfaction when the other chick is fine with not doing it after I explain the situation. Still, I had already taken the picture so whatever.
>mfw I walked off after two days due to that hipster girl being such a cunt.
>mfw she paid in advance and signed a legal contract.
>DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER