There's a stage in your photography (or any passion or skill, really) where you are so insecure about your own work that you spend a big fat chunk of your time worrying about other people's work. The line of reasoning (if you can call it that) is that if you work really hard at making other people look bad, you'll look better by comparison. This also explains the massive discrepancy in skill and shit-talking on /p/: half the people here are only two years deep, max.
Nevertheless, rest assured that someone out there far more experienced (namely, me) is drawing a chuckle from your own pathetic state of existence. You laugh because she shoots full auto. I laugh because you couldn't develop a slide if your life depended on it, because you don't own a camera in every format, because you're awfully proud of your strobist bullshit. But I don't get mad at you; you'll learn.. you'll learn.