Calling all survivors. Calling all Survivors. This transmission won't last long.... *HZZZT* ..... signal is weakening an we canno..... *HZZZZT*.... please send help! We are trapped in a mini market just inside the /b/ zone! Please help us...*HZZZT* MY GOD THERE HERE! PLEASE YOU MUST HELP US PLEASE! THERE ARE .js EVERYWHERE... Whats that? They are withdrawing.... Oh my god! We are safe! The signal is up.....


what? No, wait....


wha.... what is that...?


Oh god....


*sob*