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Ruby on Rails is slow as fuck xD
Common Lithp xDDD lol
sepples magic!!!11one!!!eleven
Have you read your sickpee today? XDDDDD ^_^
You have autism @_@ lol j/k deal w/ it
MrVacBob-sama-kun-chan is supa kawaii desu~~~~

[b][i][o][u]EXPERT[/u][/o][/i][/b][o][/o]
[b][i][o][u]BBCODE[/u][/o][/i][/b][o][/o]
[b][i][o][u]PROGRAMMER[/u][/o][/i][/b][o][/o]
[b][i][o][u]XD[/u][/o][/i][/b][o][/o]

hax my anus plz lol rofl lmao :p
HMA memesmith :O
fibonnacci buttsort trollololololo
binary dick trees XD
Hi Xarn and Erika and Leah and FrozenVoidAnus
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXD lol sooooo randum XD

\polekitty kebabs\ =^.^= anagrams are sOoOoO randummmm and kawaii xD
smoke weed everyday, it makes programming less annoying :3
opiates O.o
da imagebored paladin xD
OBFUSCATE MY ANUS
>>,,,,,,,,,,,, roflmao
JACKSON >>5 GET! :P
Fuck off, ``fabulous dude'' xD
stop using ``fabulous quotes'' xD
yaoi is supa kawaii ^____________________________^;
and hot #_#
( ≖‿≖) <- lol it's a smug face using superior japanese characters >;0
>>11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99
check 'em dubz ecks dee dee dee
>>479
fuck you fabulous dude
/prog/, err, I mean /prague/ amirite guyzz? el oh el
let's discuss what IDEs and text editors we use even though we can't program our way out of a paper bag xD
goto considered harmful xD XKCD told me so
if u don't like XKCD it's cuz you don't get it
you gotta be a real nerd liek me 2 understand it xDDD
lol sOoOoOoO nerdy XD
I GNU/hurd you guize have waifu's... that's pretty kewl, I hope you're waifus are doin well
they are probably supa kawaii like me~~~ :P



So like can I join your s00per sekret club now guise? I'm a supa kawaii ruby programmer ^^;;; you know it's a superior language because it's japanese XD and you don't even need to declare variable types because ruby can deduce them from the data strings where the variables are initialized... it's like my mac, it just works XD I <3 steve jobs, he's mai husbando ^///^ I even wrote some fanfiction about him and woz :))) woz executes his huge 32-bit instruction set on steve jobs' tight little powerpc processor ^////////^ and his ``stack'' overflowed everywhere if u no wat i mean *blushes*
XDXDXXXXXXDXD XD XDDDD XD XDDD XDD XDXD

*glomps*