>>17My cat is clever because she knows that if she waits until I leave, she can tear up the furniture, but she is still so unintelligent that she can't catch the laser pointer.
My dog is intelligent because she can bark the number of times corresponding to the number of fingers I hold up on one hand. She is not clever because she still thinks I like it when she leaves dead shit in my bed, despite punishing that behavior.
My goldfish is not clever because he cannot figure out that the glass is solid no matter how often he runs against it. Nor is he intelligent because he hasn't even figured out how not to die every two months.
My gimp is clever because he figured out that I would beat him if he didn't call me Master Princess Hime-sama whenever speaking after only a few times. He is also intelligent because he did all the homework for my GED for me.