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[1395795177] Mark Facebook buys the Oculus

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 04:52:00 No.958402 View View Reply Original Report

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https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971

Carmack no ;_;

Never will i able to strap-on their kit to my handsome visage to enter cyberspace and weld daikatanas like Hiro Protomoto.

Now you will put in on an it will be Facepoints and FarmSaga pop-ups.

Imagine a boot strapped to a human face - forever.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 04:59:00 No.958403 Report

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install BSD/Gentoo

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 05:59:00 No.958404 Report

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Carmack is dead

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 06:49:00 No.958406 Report

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Oh no! This means my loli simulator will be banned. I want to die.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 06:56:00 No.958407 Report

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>>4
Live is truly not worth living anymore

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 08:33:00 No.958410 Report

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Have you seen Fuckerberg? He's uglier than shit. Sure, he can buy all the ASS AND PUSSY as he likes, but back when he was a poor little jew without a shekel to his name he, like everyone here except me, probably developed at least one fetish that cannot be performed in the physical world. Maybe he bought this explicitly to hasten the deviant sex games and waifu sims. Besides, the degeneracy caused by such technology would inevitably cause the fall of all goyim civilization; he was probably ordered by his rabbi to create it.

Of course, it is also possible that he just wanted to swindle as many people as possible with the rotten, overvalued FB stock he peddles. If I held hundreds of millions of toxic assets that everyone thought was gold, I'd be trading it for everything that has even a slight chance of having real value too.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 10:49:00 No.958418 Report

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I fucking hate zuckerberg man. I h0pe g00gle wins

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Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 22:40:00 No.958429 Report

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>>6
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Terrbile!

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Anonymous Thu 27 Mar 2014 07:51:00 No.958473 Report

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Bitches be hoes yo! You just gotta treat em like shit ya know what I sayin? No problem with beaten her ass now and again just as long as she knows yo shit.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Mar 2014 18:39:00 No.958500 Report

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Did Zuckerkike really change his last name to Facebook?

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Anonymous Thu 27 Mar 2014 18:58:00 No.958502 Report

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>>10
what do you think, faggot?

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Anonymous Thu 27 Mar 2014 22:03:00 No.958509 Report

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Yes, I am a jew. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my moneylover soul long ago and I am happy together with my shabbos goy (who is a major political figure and even lets me have sex his daughter!). We fuck a lot of goyim with and without their consent and I am pretty rich and crafty. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and talk shit about us jews while I get RICH scamming your stupid goy of a mother and everyone else you love. G-d bless you.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 06:20:00 No.958543 Report

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>>4
You have no proof

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 17:27:00 No.958551 Report

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>>13
>le pedophile sage

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