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[1396018146] Tired of normals and average programmers

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This monologue sums up what I wish I could do the normals, social justice warriors, and masses of average programmers who write turds in FIOC, Java, and latest hipster language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z50p2v5Of0

We need to take care of these weeds before they poison everything and spread their harmful nonsense to the end of time.