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[1396295514] KILL ALL PROGRAMMERS

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 23:51:00 No.958767 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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STRING THEM UP FROM LAMP POSTS

OPEN THEIR STOMACH WITH DULL BLADES

COVER THEM IN GASOLINE AND STRIKE A MATCH

LET THEIR BLOOD RUN DOWN THE STREETS