>>16WADDA YA WANT, SUSSMAN?
>>17,19EVEN MY GRANDMA CAN WRITE PROGRAMS LIKE DAT. IT'S LIKE MY CHALLENGE THREDS ALL OVER AGAIN.
>>18AND DER'S FUCKIN MATH BOIS IN DIS THRED TOO.
>>20N DER"S ALSO A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUSLY COMPLICATED PROGRAMS. CONSIDERING DA CURRENT MORBIDLY OBESE STATE OF DA WEB, IT WUD BE EASIER FOR SOME1 TO WRITE A C++ COMPILER IN BRAINFUK, UPSIDE DOWN, AND WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE UP DER ASSES THAN WUD BE 2 WRITE A FUCKIN RENDERING ENGINE FOR DA WEB IN C.
>>21N DA BIGGEST RETOID AWARD CURRENTLY GOES TO DIS GUY, WHO DOESNT REALISE DAT HTML AINT A REGULAR LANGUAGE.
DA GOOD THING IS DAT I CAN GIVE A SUGGESTION DIS TIME AROUND.
WRITE A PROGRAM DAT OUTPUTS A 2D RASTER GRAPHIC (OR, IF U PREFER, A TEXTURED 3D VECTOR MODEL) DAT RESEMBLES A DACHSHUND. EACH TIME U RUN DA PROGRAM, DA DACHSHUNDS SHUD VARY LIKE DEY DO IN NATURE. DEY CAN BE LARGER AND SMALLER THAN EACH OTHER, DER COATS CAN DIFFER IN COLOUR, AND DER FUR CAN BE LONG OR SHORT. HAVE FUN WITH DIS AND COME UP WITH MORE INTERESTING VARIATIONS.
N FOR ALL YOU SAFARI HAWAII RETOIDS, U CUD WRITE A SIMILAR PROGRAM DAT DOES DIS WITH A CARTOON VAGINA, N DEY CAN VARY LIKE DEY DO IN UR HENTAI COMIC BOOKS.
OR MAYBE U CUD GENERATE A BUNCH OF BEARDS AND SEE IF ANY OF DEM MATCH DIRTY OLD JOSEPH DA UNIX HACKER'S.