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Could someone please spam this dudes inbox. He's just a dickhead.

http://www.magicbulletrecords.com/site/twdy_louis_white/

Don’t bother e-mailing us asking about “pressing info” or any of that nonsense. We’ll either ignore your message completely or send you a virus or a picture of one of our deceased grandmothers’ bushes. At some point, we might release the breakdown, but it’s more fun when you just buy the color you actually like the most and get on with some semblance of a life. If you don’t dig that vibe, go back to protecting and archiving your rare comic books or Beanie Babies or whatever.

The music is still awesome on this newest pressing, by the way. We’re also tossing in a free digital download coupon in every copy. Weee.

SPECIAL NOTE TO CHRISTIANS AND RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.

Just because this record comes with a free download of the record and you have digital files on your computer, that DOES NOT grant your entitled ass permission to sync it to any of your nutjob recruitment or “praise” or whatever videos. We don’t care if it’s “just for YouTube” or if you’re taking out national spots: neither This Will Destroy You or Magic Bullet Records endorses, supports, or grants ANY religious organization, project, or person the right to use any of our music anywhere ever at any time. Don’t do it.

We also despise your whole “thing.” Please despise us. Please don’t support us. We are simply not for you.