/r/ing "Fored intoxication" videos. Like this one, only without the girls being annoying as fuck, if such a free vid exists.

http://www.empflix.com/videos/sissy-boys-93069.html

Got me a bitchload of beer, and a need to fap. I'm hoping for 2 birds 1 stone.

pic unrelated. Just boobies. Simple, tasty boobies.