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STRANGE OR SCARY EXPERIENCES

!TijABW7EX2 No.10482684 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ok robots we talk about our strangest experiences, anything from aliens and ghost to deja vu.

Ill start

>boyscout camp in the misty mountains
>dead middle of the night (id say between 1-3)
>get up to take a piss behind our little hut (it was basically bunk beads with a roof and three walls no 4th wall)
>relieving pressure and I here something moving in the woods about 10-20 feet infront of me.
>Get back to the "cabin" try to sleep
>hear what sounds like footsteps behind the hut (not the open part)
>start flipping my shit
>all three of my mates are fast asleep.
>Im staring out into blackness
>I could tell the footsteps were infront of the cabin now and I could hear human breathing
>footsteps are getting closer and closer I can see fucking yellow fucking eyes now FUCKING YELLOW EYES SHIT MAN
>I lose my shit and start yelling at it to fuck off
>My mates wake up and hear the fucker running off
>we grab flashlights and chase it out of camp
>The next morning tons of dead animals were found at the perimeter of our camp and the cabin my friend was in had blood streaked all over the back.

(I was only like 14 and I think I would have died if I didnt start yelling at the fucker)