/r9k1/ - ROBOT9000 (Feb. 2008 - Jan. 2011)

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Anonymous !16dOb9Jao2 Wed 25 Aug 2010 19:32:00 No.10826048 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: /v/irgin attempts to lose his virginity on cam.

So far he's been laying there awkwardly and I think he's attempting to spoon now.

Latest Update: He just fell off the bed when she rolled over.

http://www.cam4.com/intrnetshota

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:16:00 No.10827711 Report

Quoted By: >>10827720

The fuck is he doing now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:17:00 No.10827720 Report

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>>10827711
Playing up to his new fanbase on webcam as I understand it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:19:00 No.10827731 Report

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THIS THANG IS CLEAN NIGGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:21:00 No.10827752 Report

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It's 4am here, so i'mma get some sleep,

but I wanna see this shit all over the internet when I wake up, y'hear?

Nice work uploaders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:23:00 No.10827765 Report

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anyone have the youtube video for this yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:25:00 No.10827784 Report

Quoted By: >>10829210

http://rapidshare.com/files/415107437/THE_VIRGIN.flv.zip.html

Rapidshare!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:25:00 No.10827787 Report

Quoted By: >>10827795 >>10827821

Is there an ED article in the works yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:26:00 No.10827795 Report

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>>10827787
YOU ARE NOT GETTING AN ED ARTICLE YOU LITTLE ATTENTIONWHORE, STOP FUCKING ASKING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:29:00 No.10827821 Report

Quoted By: >>10827836

>>10827787
>implying /v/irgin supreme ever asked for one
>implying it wasn't the requests of many viewers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:32:00 No.10827836 Report

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>>10827821
You clicked the wrong person, bro

Try again: 8...7...

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1281585234816.jpg, 62KiB, 428x412

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:34:00 No.10827867 Report

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STREAM'S FINALLY OVER!!!
around 10pm(ish)~4:33am
GODDAMN SHIT WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Pic related
>myface THE ENTIRE TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:35:00 No.10827884 Report

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This stream was fucking god tier...
I am over joyed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:38:00 No.10827908 Report

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If this 404s I will be a sad for the rest of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:39:00 No.10827918 Report

Quoted By: >>10827941

Is there a streamed video up anywhere yet? I can't download large files or my internet freaks out for some reason ):

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:41:00 No.10827941 Report

Quoted By: >>10827962

>>10827918
Still no status update from the last 50%
It has been long enough, the video should be up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:44:00 No.10827962 Report

Quoted By: >>10827998

>>10827941
well then how does one find it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:47:00 No.10827998 Report

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>>10827962
I've been searching up a storm for the past how long and can't find anything
Fucking goddamnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:50:00 No.10828020 Report

Quoted By: >>10828166

404ed on /v/:

Basically this guy just makes every mistake in the book.

His original livestream (not on the video) he said he was gonna lose his virginity on cam and we see him phone up a girl and he says stuff like "are you masturbating to me or what" and she still wants to fucking come over like he's got some sort of four leaf clvoer or some shit.

Eventually they watch a movie while on his bed and she starts rubbing his hips and shit and he basically tells her out loud that he came in his pants and then eventually he sucks her tits for like 10 minutes like a baby then she hj/bj him with his tiny dick but he stays semi and goes flaccid then she tells him to finger her but he says her vagina smells like "salmon and ass" and then he gets a (allegedly real) phone call saying his friend was hit by a semi-truck and has a concusion and is being rushed to the hospital and he might die or some shit so she leaves then on chat he just walks up to the computer completley relaxed like he hasn't failed in every aspect and just goes "so does anyone want to gift me metro 2033 on steam".

TL;DR: Guy gets his tiny dick exposed to the internet and sucked off just for a free video game.

This video is the fucking holy grail of /v/irgin motivation. No matter how fucking aspie you are, no matter how much you have fucked up your life, it is really hard to fail more in one day than this fucking guy did. It is mandatory viewing for 4chan media studies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:52:00 No.10828047 Report

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>476 posts and 16 image replies omitted

awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:54:00 No.10828064 Report

Quoted By: >>10828087 >>10828136

http://4chanarchive.org/
request archive for this masterpeice goddamnit,
I'll be damned if this 404s

Zaphod Beeblebrox !bfORTYtW0U

Zaphod Beeblebrox !bfORTYtW0U Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:56:27 No.10828087 Report

Quoted By: >>10828099 >>10828136

>>10828064
Just triggered archival: Fuck yeah.

Here till the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:57:00 No.10828097 Report

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is she a hooker or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 22:58:00 No.10828099 Report

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>>10828087
Fuck, it's 5am gtfo 4chan goddamnit!

and stop screencap bombing all those screencaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:01:00 No.10828136 Report

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>>10828064
>>10828087
Thank you, we're now at 7 reqs!
Woo! archive incoming!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:02:00 No.10828158 Report

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4chanarchive this crap, man!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:03:00 No.10828166 Report

Quoted By: >>10828193 >>10828206 >>10828762

>>10828020
>Guy gets his tiny dick exposed to the internet and sucked off just for a free video game.
I never thought of it that way
He actually got like 3 free games
Metro, and two other games people gifted him on steam

smart fucker

Anonymous

ideologicaly, impreas

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:05:00 No.10828193 Report

Quoted By: >>10828242

>>10828166
smart, 4chan epitomised, or a lawsuit waiting to happen?

YOU DECIDE.
captcha related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:07:00 No.10828206 Report

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>>10828166
Metro:2033
Plain Sight
and maybe CSS since he has 0 hours clocked in on it

The first two were definitely gifted to him during the events, he thanked whoever gave it to him on Cam4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:08:00 No.10828214 Report

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Wow just wow,
My brain could not possibly get more full of fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:10:00 No.10828242 Report

Quoted By: >>10828278

>>10828193
>4chan epitomised
4chan personified
fix'd
>a lawsuit waiting to happen
See:>>10827660

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:15:00 No.10828278 Report

Quoted By: >>10828336

>>10828242
well firstly he says on his stream that he didn't tell her about recording it, which means she could sue him for publicising it without her consent. Secondly the house belongs to his mother but that's not particularly relevant anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:21:00 No.10828336 Report

Quoted By: >>10828374

>>10828278
Can't sue for shit he isn't profiting off of when it takes place on his property.

That's like a babysitter suing for the parents putting in a nannycam.
See: any hidden camera video on youtube

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:25:00 No.10828374 Report

Quoted By: >>10828416 >>10828489

>>10828336
yes you can. If a photographer or video cameraman records you in the high street or whatever and the picture or video ends up in a magazine or on the television, and you haven't signed a form of consent then you can sue them for publicly releasing your image without consent. The same situation would apply to this woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:30:00 No.10828416 Report

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>>10828374
The street =/= someone's house

PS: DO you not read magazines?
Don't you think paparazi wouldn't be stalking celebrities if they knew simply taking photos of them walking down the street would land them in jail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:37:00 No.10828489 Report

Quoted By: >>10828514

>>10828374

Actually if someone films you on the street they're allowed to use it because you're in public.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:40:00 No.10828514 Report

Quoted By: >>10828545

>>10828489
no they have to get consent to show your face through signature else they have to leave your face blurred out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:42:00 No.10828545 Report

Quoted By: >>10828575

>>10828514
Regardless, this isn't in public, this is in some random dude's fucking house.
He can record whatever the fuck he wants as long as he's not making a profit off it.

Suck it faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:46:00 No.10828575 Report

Quoted By: >>10828585 >>10828638

>>10828545
so if you come to my house and use my toilet and i record it with a hidden camera and broadcast it all over the internet with your face and everything then that's totally fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:47:00 No.10828585 Report

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>>10828575
That is correct, my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:51:00 No.10828638 Report

Quoted By: >>10828645

>>10828575
That's the beauty of America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2010 23:52:00 No.10828645 Report

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>>10828638
...but i live in the UK.

I am scared to do this after what happened to cat bin woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 00:02:00 No.10828762 Report

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>>10828166

...so he gets his dick sucked AND 3 free games from anons on steam!?

Who the fuck is this legend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 00:05:00 No.10828813 Report

Quoted By: >>10829210

Someone upload the full thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 00:44:00 No.10829210 Report

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>>10828813
See:
>>10827092
>>10827784
for all your viewing pleasure.
Now someone upload this to a video streaming site, goddamnit

>>10827784

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 00:44:00 No.10829213 Report

Quoted By: >>10829383

Are you guys still in here? This is too legendary to 404.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 00:59:00 No.10829383 Report

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>>10829213
8reqs queued for archive

Hopefully, it will be forever slated in 4chan history
Me? I've been here since around 10pm last night when it started, it's 7am now.
Been coming back and forth checking in on things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 02:08:00 No.10830223 Report

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>>10830091
It's really funny watching you pathetically trying to attach yourself to this event, you're irrelevant tears, hundreds of people did exactly what you did and got banned and then they came back and told us.

WAAAY before you did.

Now you're just jerking off into this empty unbumpable thread.

The laugh factory machine :D

The laugh factory machine :D Thu 26 Aug 2010 02:33:00 No.10830484 Report

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I can cump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 02:33:00 No.10830485 Report

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I was there for a good part of the show.. Probably the greatest thing I've ever been involved in on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Aug 2010 02:34:00 No.10830504 Report

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>>10830091
You retardedly claimed it was prerecorded/

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