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Anonymous !!dfWQUpxgN No.11871009 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>11881831 >>11881978
>Still a virgin
>Try to be as chivalrous as possible in general.
>Get called a white knight by close circle of friends
>Like it.
>Some how manage to get in a position to fuck one of said friends.
>Don't think I can do it, kind of nervous. Like the whole white knight / virgin persona I have.
>With out me saying anything, she kisses me and looks me in the eyes.
>"Every hero needs a vice..."
>Five thousand boners.
>Instantly.
>For ever.

ITT: The hottest thing any one has ever said to you.
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