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I ruined my own wedding - on purpose!

>with this girl for 4 years
>she goes "to work" one night
>her sister calls looking for her, saying she can't get a hold of her and they were supposed to have dinner
>thinking my gf forgot, i call her at work to let her know her sister wants her to call her
>work says she's off that night, i get suspicious
>have p.i. follow her, find out she's cheating on me with not one, but TWO different guys - dude gave me pics
>wait till our wedding her parents paid for, she says "i do" i say "no, i do not" - wedding instantly turns into a lulz fest
>i shut everyone up by producing the pictures of her making out with the two different guys
>one of them was at our wedding in the audience, LOL
>she's crying, i'm lol'ing as i leave with *HER FAMILY* apologizing to me
>i shut off ALL utilities at my place, crash at my bro's place and tell her she has 30 days to get out.
>this happened last saturday, she finally got the rest of her shit out tonight.

I got the idea to do that at the wedding from that old chain letter that went around with the guy who put the pictures under everyone's chairs. I considered that but didn't want to spend the cash on it. As for the rest of it, well it still hasn't sunk in all the way. Can't believe the bullet I just dodged. 4 years down the drain because the whore couldn't keep her legs closed. I learned my lesson. I will never trust another woman ever again. (I'm tempted to ask her sister out, but am still up in the air about that one.)

I'm waiting for a few friends to get here and we're off to the bar! First weekend as a free man in over 4 years! I hope you all have a great weekend. I know I will!