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ITT: using your captcha as the title, create a plot for a movie.

for example

>Exclued Bear

Bear grylls has had enough of his semi-celebrity status and decides to live amongst the bears of north america, there he meets discrimination and prejudice from the bears due to him not being an actual bear, however he soon discovers that in the end a bear is a bear

starring shia LaBeouf as bear grylls