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Moments where you were lost for words

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Share times you had, where no words could come to mind to justify what you were experiencing.

>get high as fuck with friends
>hot summers day
>think it'd be hilarious to stroll into the garden naked and chill
>sit down on some grass
>did I just feel something in my ass? nah, just trippin
>talk, smoke etc.
>go to take a shit
>as I sit down something is most definitely wrong
>oh my god I'm laying an egg or something
>turn to try and look at ass area
>a fucking butterfly flies out my ass and out the window

I cried a little then ran into the garden and told my friends and they all laughed. It turns out I sat on a cocoon.