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!kMDJw.qycc No.12733475 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: Creepy as fuck moments in your life.

>Visit my girlfriend. She lives in pretty much the middle of no where. Large amounts of forest all over the place
>We get into a huge argument.
>Go for a jog to clear my head.
>Pretty much just walking aimlessly outside and thinking.
>Inadvertently manage to walk down this dirt road that was actually a drive way to some house.
>Couple minutes later realize I'm standing in the middle of some guy's yard.
>Lights come on and he walks out onto the porch.
>I apologize for walking onto his property, explain the situation and then he laughs and tells me to sit down and he'll get me some iced tea.
>Sit down on the porch and get lost in thought.
>10-15 minutes go by and he's still not back.
>Turn around and realize that he has been sitting in a chair in the window directly behind me, just smiling and not saying a word. No idea how long he has been there.
>Tell him I need to go and then practically sprint back to my girlfriend's house. He doesn't say a word the entire time.