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!!osgRKWX3mUA No.2285606 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
sup /r9k/. i've seen some threads here about people who work for Microsoft. So do I. Except I'm pretty sure I am higher up than they are..

Ask me anything about Windows or Microsoft. Like the other employees, stupid questions like: "WHY DOES WINDOWZ SUCK" will not be answered. Keep it constructive, and I'll answer.

Sidenote: Why doesn't any other company have employees that do this?