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http://www.coolestdates.com/ideas_for_asking%5B16-18%5D.htm

>Go to your potential date's house with a friend. Have a friend duct tape you to a tree or bush outside your potential date's house with a sign that says "Baby I'm stuck on you". This is a sure fire way of getting that great first date!

>Get a bunch of cardboard boxes from a local grocery store and build a castle on the lawn. Attach a flag saying "Princess --------" Inside, leave a note asking "Her royal highness" out on a date. Be sure to tell her who the Prince Charming is.

>Get toilet paper, string, confetti, balloons, and trash her room. Then write on her door, "I'd be a MESS" and when she walks in, have a poster hanging from the ceiling, "if you didn't go to prom with me."

Just remember, guys. If you ever feel socially inadequate or inept with the opposite sex, just remember that there's the stupidass who suggested these ideas and the gullible saps who have possibly followed them.

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