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Dumbest things ever to come out of a persons mouth.

Anonymous !6mvmNVD6E6 Sat 23 Jan 2010 09:05:00 No.7234141 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm curious /r9k/, whats the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Dumbest things I've ever heard: "You can't be racist against your own race."

"Blinking is not another form of closing your eyes because when you blink your eyes you don't see darkness."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:24:00 No.7242846 Report

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>>7242662

THUNDEROUS FACEPALM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:38:00 No.7243087 Report

Quoted By: >>7243197

>>7238387

It's not the capital of the UK, you dumb fuck, it's the capital of England.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:39:00 No.7243103 Report

Quoted By: >>7243122 >>7243209

>>7242065
That is actually mind-blowing, not stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:40:00 No.7243122 Report

Quoted By: >>7243209

>>7243103
It's true. Being a mammal doesn't necessarily mean you can't lay eggs (remember the duckbill platypus?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:44:00 No.7243176 Report

Quoted By: >>7243216

someone once tried to argue with me that rubber bullets were far more dangerous then regular bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:46:00 No.7243197 Report

Quoted By: >>7243376

>>7243087
It is the capital of the UK too, you fucking retarded moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:46:00 No.7243201 Report

Quoted By: >>7244585

>>7242065
In case you didn't know, there actually are some MAMMALS that lay eggs; it's not entirely impossible for some species of whale, a MAMMAL, to lay eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:47:00 No.7243209 Report

Quoted By: >>7243490

>>7243103
>>7243122

Compared to some of the shit we've found in the ocean, an egg-laying whale would be pretty mild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:47:00 No.7243216 Report

Quoted By: >>7243356

>>7243176
Don't the rubber ones hurt more though? Just asking, I thought I heard that somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:48:00 No.7243233 Report

Quoted By: >>7243363

>>7234950

Oh lawd, you are a dumbfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:51:00 No.7243281 Report

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>>7236829
Lost it hard
rowboatblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:54:00 No.7243331 Report

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>>7242284
Probably, I say shit like in this thread all the time and my friends all laugh except one guy, he's a typical 4channer, plays shitty japanese games, is ugly and has a superiority complex. So I guess that's why most people here don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:54:00 No.7243332 Report

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>>7242160
>Brother's friend: "Fight Club was a shit movie.

He's right you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:55:00 No.7243356 Report

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>>7243216
maybe, and at close range they'd probably shatter bones and shit, but this guy was saying that they were better in like every concievable way. They did more damage, went farther, and that you could shoot people around corners by bouncing them off walls. God I wish I was making this up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:56:00 No.7243363 Report

Quoted By: >>7243434

>>7243233
Why is he? Whoever said that shit is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:56:00 No.7243376 Report

Quoted By: >>7243400

>>7243197

No it isn't, you stupid niggerdick, each country has it's own capital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:58:00 No.7243400 Report

Quoted By: >>7243425

>>7243376
The capital of the United Kingdom is London.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2010 23:59:00 No.7243425 Report

Quoted By: >>7243445 >>7243493 >>7243596

>>7243400

The United Kingdom is comprised of 4 countries, each of which have their own capitals.

UK doesn't have a fucking capital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:00:00 No.7243434 Report

Quoted By: >>7243481

>>7243363

Yea sure. People deserve to live because they're like me. Every other feeling entity can be tortured to death.

Oh wait... that actually sounds stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:00:00 No.7243445 Report

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>>7243425
And the USA doesn't have one either, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:01:00 No.7243463 Report

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ITT: Britfags trolling Britfags, Americans watch and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:02:00 No.7243481 Report

Quoted By: >>7243517 >>7243577

>>7243434

Bolt in the brain and instant death =/= tortured.

Get out, you slimy veggie fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:02:00 No.7243490 Report

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>>7243209
pic fukken saved

deepblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:03:00 No.7243493 Report

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>>7243425
Yes it does. And its capital is London you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:04:00 No.7243517 Report

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>>7243481

Watch the documentary "Our Daily Bread." The cows know it's coming. Don't ask me how, it's kinda spooky. I'm not veggie fag but there is mental anguish going on. It's undeniable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:05:00 No.7243540 Report

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BAAAW COWS ARE GETTING KILLED I'LL NEVER EAT AN ANIMAL AGAIN I'LL SURVIVE ON THIS FUCKING CRESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:05:00 No.7243541 Report

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this blonde girl in history class

teacher talking about greek mythology

"Did those gods back then exist for real?"

She's 17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:05:00 No.7243552 Report

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"9/11 happened in New York?!?!"

Not even kidding, this happened during class last 9/11 when this chick said this after teacher showed some pics of the destruction, where you can clearly see the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:05:00 No.7243558 Report

Quoted By: >>7243614 >>7243654

OFFICIALLY
Only the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" is regarded as a country, with its contained nations (Scotland, England, Wales, Northern Ireland) being officially referred to as "parts of the United Kingdom". They are not sovereign, though each does have their own capital - just like every state or county has their own capital. The capital of the country which is the UK is London.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:06:00 No.7243577 Report

Quoted By: >>7243588 >>7243619 >>7243666

>>7243481

Yeah fuck you. Give me one good reason why it should be allowed to kill animals but don't kill people.

Also I'm not a veggie due to lazyness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:07:00 No.7243588 Report

Quoted By: >>7243622

>>7243577

Because they're tasty and also cannibalism can lead to CJD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:07:00 No.7243596 Report

Quoted By:

>>7243425
>>7243425
>>7243425
>>7243425
>>7243425
>>7243425
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=capital+of+UK

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING STUPID?!??!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:08:00 No.7243614 Report

Quoted By:

>>7243558

Londoner here. He's right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:08:00 No.7243619 Report

Quoted By: >>7243656

>>7243577
The same reason it's morally more acceptable to swat a fly, but not beat a seal to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:08:00 No.7243622 Report

Quoted By: >>7243653

>>7243588

Eating animals aswell. It's just some deformed protein.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:10:00 No.7243650 Report

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lol, I'm the OP of the sister-in-law, London post. Can't believe people tried to argue against it. Oh wait, this is 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:10:00 No.7243653 Report

Quoted By: >>7243671

>>7243622

If that was the case, more people should have CJD than do, because almost everyone eats meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:10:00 No.7243654 Report

Quoted By: >>7243695

>>7243558
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England

>England is a country...

Explanation required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:10:00 No.7243656 Report

Quoted By: >>7243669

>>7243619

You're mistaking subliminal affection for morality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:11:00 No.7243666 Report

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>>7243577
I always laughed at veggies because I love beef and all sorts of meat but then I watched "Earthlings".

I didn't become a vegetarian or anything but that was the strongest thing I've seen in a while, I didn't think there are things that I'd consider shocking anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:11:00 No.7243669 Report

Quoted By:

>>7243656
Do elaborate, good anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:11:00 No.7243671 Report

Quoted By: >>7243706

>>7243653

Yeahwellno. It only increases the risk. You don't have instant CJD if you eat human flesh either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:12:00 No.7243686 Report

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I once heard a girl say that females are equal to males. I facepalmed so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:12:00 No.7243695 Report

Quoted By:

>>7243654
Sorry, in every instance of "country" in that post, I meant "sovereign state".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:13:00 No.7243706 Report

Quoted By: >>7243755

>>7243671

CJD (or 'the shakes') were prevalent in some cannibalistic African tribes, they had an enclosure for them and everything.

Are you honestly wondering why you can't eat a human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:15:00 No.7243755 Report

Quoted By:

>>7243706

You are aware of the fact that BSE is the equivalent to CJD, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:24:00 No.7243913 Report

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In geography in what would probably be the Swedish equivalent to high school, our teacher was discussing global warming in the class. We discussed what scientists say it might be causing in, how much the temperature has gone up and all that stuff. He of course wasn't going to just say "It's real and believe it" so he started saying that there is a possibility that it isn't caused by man, but by how the sun behaves.

So I of course ask him to expand on this. He then says that it might have to do with how far from the sun the earth is, saying that there are cycles which happen over thousands of years where the earth goes a little bit closer and then drifting away a bit and so on. He then says that it takes about ten thousand years for the earth to go around the sun.

I sort of get this "wait- what?!" face and after about 20 seconds I raise my hand and says "Doesn't it take 1 year for the earth to go around the sun". His face achieved a level of redness which I had never previously experienced and he said "Does it...well...ehm...of course."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:25:00 No.7243931 Report

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I'm not a constitutional expert but i'm from UK and I can tell you London is the official capital of Eng, Sco, Wal and NI. Outside Eng, the others have their own Regional Assemblies with some law making powers. But legislation which affects all is made in London.

There is an apparant conundrum called "The West Lothian question." It concerns, say, Scottish politicians being able to vote in London on acts affecting England (or the UK as a whole), but politicians from English constituencies cannot vote at the Scottish Assembly on acts affecting Scotland (legislation affecting entire UK cannot be passed in the regional assemblies - only in London).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 00:31:00 No.7244047 Report

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>>7234680

this is the dumbest thing I have heard today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2010 01:07:00 No.7244585 Report

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>>7243201

only monotremes lay eggs (platypus and echidna), whales are from the eutheria group (placental mammals) there's no fucking way they could lay eggs

lrn2 biology

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