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Anonymous !3./LPtT7/U Tue 13 Apr 2010 23:05:09 No.8367188 View View Reply Original Report

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>jacking off to incest milf porn on computer
>get going really good for a while
>hear a creak in the floorboards behind me
>my mom tried to quietly sneak out of the room
>she had been watching me jack off for AT LEAST 10 minutes
>she doesn't know i know she was there

I still haven't cum.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:17:00 No.8370369 Report

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>>8370311
there are no words for how jealous i am. what are the chances of this becoming a recurring thing? are you going to try to convince her to let you take pics eventually? are you going to laugh when people that are pissed at you call you a motherfucker now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:17:00 No.8370374 Report

Quoted By: >>8370399

8367188
Archive
Why? Cause op fucked his mom. Thats why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:18:00 No.8370377 Report

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>>8370311
We have all been trolled hard.
But i for one don't give two shits.
Good job OP....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:19:00 No.8370389 Report

Quoted By: >>8370403 >>8370420

>>8370359
More? he hasn't posted ANY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:19:00 No.8370399 Report

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>>8370374
5 requests thus far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:20:00 No.8370403 Report

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>>8370389
He posted one>>8367729

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:21:00 No.8370420 Report

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>>8370389
pic of op's mom here
>>8367729
>>8367729
>>8367729
>>8367729
>>8367729

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:23:00 No.8370447 Report

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OP

we require more pics more detail. i'm sure you understand.

thank you,

-Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:25:00 No.8370468 Report

Quoted By: >>8370563

Will this become a normal thing for you?

How will you hide it from the rest of the family.

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:25:48 No.8370480 Report

Quoted By: >>8370500 >>8370501 >>8370511 >>8370517 >>8370603

>>8370364

It's just me and my mother. They got a divorce last year. And I'll keep doing it as long as I can. She doesn't seem weird about it, no. Apart from what slight awkwardness would be expected. We laid there making out after I came for like 30 minutes or so until she said slowly, "Honey, I have some things to take care of, but we can finish this later, okay?" and gave me another huge deep kiss. So I assume there is more to come.

>>For the people asking for pics. <<

I will deliver as soon as I can. What do you want me to do? Go up to her and say, "Hey, mom, can I take some naked pictures of you while you hold up this little card that says '4/13 /r9k/ OP fucked his mom' ?"

It's still pretty damn surreal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:26:00 No.8370500 Report

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>>8370480
Just be like "I think you're beautiful, can I take a few pictures?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:26:00 No.8370501 Report

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>>8370480
Picture of her you have around the house + timestamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:28:00 No.8370511 Report

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>>8370480
That's exactly what you do...
Damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:28:00 No.8370517 Report

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>>8370480

no, any pictures will suffice. i'm praying you are not trolling us, this is truely epic win OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:31:00 No.8370551 Report

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I NEED MORE PICS TO CEMENT THIS THREAD IN LEGEND

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:32:00 No.8370558 Report

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Op is trolling...?
I'm pretty sure.
Anyway nice job faggot

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:32:49 No.8370563 Report

Quoted By: >>8370596 >>8370665

>>8370468
>Will this become a normal thing for you?
God, I hope so. It seems like it will, based on her reaction.

>How will you hide it from the rest of the family.
By not fucking in front of them...?

I get the feeling that SHE'S okay with this, but wouldn't really want other people knowing. Like, ever. Just between me and her. Which is understandable. She would never let me take pics of her to put on the internet because she'd be afraid that they'd somehow get out to people she knew. I can understand the paranoia. Fucking your son is pretty taboo. I wouldn't want the pics getting out either. Too freaked out by that idea. It's bad enough I posted her face here, jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:35:00 No.8370596 Report

Quoted By: >>8370682

>>8370563
What's your phone number Op?
Atleast give us your adress, or your school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:35:00 No.8370603 Report

Quoted By: >>8370682

>>8370480
Okay. Listen to me carefully.

Laying around and saying, "I have things to take care of" is code-speak for women.

I've heard that before. It means, "Fucking you was a lot of fun. I'd like to keep it going. But I don't want us to be anything formal, or to change things. Be cool about it. Don't change your behavior when we're just hanging out. Don't get clingy. Don't get weird. But sure, let's fuck."

It's how they signal a fuck-buddy relationship. Play it cool, OP. DO NOT "talk to her" about it, say you want anything, or whatever. Treat her normally. But in the very near future, get drunk, and offer her a drink. That's code-speak for "let's fuck." You got it sealed when you do it a second time and keep it cool.

Understand?

MNIS !!JB89V07Ja

MNIS !!JB89V07Ja Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:36:00 No.8370607 Report

Quoted By: >>8370682

Did she have awesome MILF tits OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:38:00 No.8370665 Report

Quoted By: >>8370741

>>8370563
Do you have brothers/sisters? Would you fuck them? Tell me op. Also... Good Job

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:38:00 No.8370667 Report

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lurking in an epic thread
almost made me fap OP
good shit

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:40:07 No.8370682 Report

Quoted By: >>8370725

>>8370596
How about my SSN?

>>8370603
Well obviously. What'd you think? I was going to go in and be like, "MOM!! I LOVE YOU!! MARRY ME!! I WANT TO SPEND *ETERNITY* WITH YOOOUUU!!" ?
No way. This is just a casual thing. That's all I'd want anyway. I know how to hand the delicate nuances of a fuck buddy relationship, even if it is with my own mother.

>>8370607

Yeah, they were pretty damn fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:41:00 No.8370703 Report

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OP, PICS, NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:42:00 No.8370725 Report

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>>8370682
>Well obviously. What'd you think? I was going to go in and be like, "MOM!! I LOVE YOU!! MARRY ME!! I WANT TO SPEND *ETERNITY* WITH YOOOUUU!!" ?

Glad to hear it.

Look, you provided one of the most entertaining posts in months. In return, I want to see this work, even if it required stating the obvious.

I'm glad you know what's up. But /r9k/ is pretty fucking clueless, so you can't assume too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:43:00 No.8370733 Report

Quoted By: >>8370755 >>8370769

This is trolling.
The story was written in such a way that it's obvious that itis fiction.

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:43:43 No.8370741 Report

Quoted By: >>8370767

>>8370665

I have 1 brother and 1 sister. I would NEVER fuck my brother, that's disgusting. As for my sister, probably. She lives with my father, and is younger than me. But not like 6 or anything. She's 17. Yeah, I'd fuck her.

Hell, I'd have a three-way with her and my mom. But like THAT would ever happen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:44:00 No.8370755 Report

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>>8370733
I choose to believe everything I hear on the Internet, as long as it's well-written and has no blatant contradictions.

Life is a lot more fun that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:45:00 No.8370767 Report

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>>8370741
Boom chicka wah waaahhh...

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:45:24 No.8370769 Report

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>>8370733

Yeah, I know, I should have just come back and said, "OP here, guys. Well, I did it. I fucked my mom." Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:48:00 No.8370819 Report

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Should have eaten her out.

Always next time :3 Great job, OP. I'm super impressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:48:00 No.8370822 Report

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How old she is? What's her breast size?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:48:00 No.8370824 Report

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OP

i know this is redundant, but at least a full body pic? obviously not naked, anything you can find?

i love you op<3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:53:00 No.8370892 Report

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Troll or not, this was awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 02:55:00 No.8370931 Report

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ARCHIVE!

8367188
8367188
8367188
8367188

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:03:00 No.8371054 Report

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at first I was like
>hurr
then I was like
>ooo emm gee eff faaive
then I was like
>durr
finally I was like
>herp herp herp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:05:00 No.8371082 Report

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Bump for more Op stories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:10:00 No.8371151 Report

Quoted By: >>8371171

>ITT: Pathetic virgin faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:11:00 No.8371171 Report

Quoted By: >>8371240

>>8371151
More like
>ITT: Awesome wincest-loving bros and a guy telling a story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:14:00 No.8371211 Report

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OP, thank you for living the /r9k/ dream and giving us some wincest to archive.

So what's next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:16:00 No.8371240 Report

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>>8371171
More like
>Freaking awesome story about wincest w/ a bunch of wincest-lovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:18:00 No.8371261 Report

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There is only one thing and one thing only I want to say:
Coolstory Bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:22:00 No.8371321 Report

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A god amongst men, that's what you are, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:35:00 No.8371493 Report

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>>8371233
Good plan.

When this thread inevitably dies, will you start a new one to chronicle your adventures in wincest?

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U

The Mother Fucker !3./LPtT7/U Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:42:57 No.8371590 Report

Quoted By: >>8373753

>>8371233
>implying you're me.

Even though what you said is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:49:00 No.8371691 Report

Quoted By: >>8373497

>Thread 8367188 has already been archived.

Good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 03:51:00 No.8371720 Report

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I need a picture of your mother, in a frame for example, with a timestamp next to it, to be able to fap to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 06:02:00 No.8373497 Report

Quoted By: >>8373753

>>8371691

Can't help but notice that this shit has not, in fact, been archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 06:15:00 No.8373753 Report

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>>8371590
OP, if you can't provide pics in the meantime, at least tell us what your mom looks like body wise, aside from having fantastic MILF tits and the headshot.

>>8373497
The request is at least there... might be a couple days till we see it archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2010 07:31:00 No.8375114 Report

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Bumping a dying thread.

Needs moar pics op.

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