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ITT: How we screw up.

>Going to the library via bicycle.
>It's quite far away and I go past populated areas such a bars and cafes.
>As I cycle past, I see a couple of girls my age sitting in a cafe watching me cycle.
>I was cycling 1 handed as I was drinking some juice with the other hand.
>Try to be cool and OMFG IM SO COOL, I saw a dustbin next to the girls, so I decided to chuck my half full bottle into the 30 cm gap.
>I miss and the bottle hits one of the girls making her soaking wet.
>I fucking speed out of the area as fast as I can with the faint noise of the girls shouting swear words at me.
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