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!ipW36c0agw No.9446358 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
> Fucking horny on airplane
>About to land
> Dick fully erect under pants.
> Air Hostess comes to check if my seat belt is fastened.
> My dick involuntarily twitches under pants.
> She tries to ignore but grins a little.
> She walks off.
> 1 minute later, she comes back again pretending to check my row again, but I can see her looking at my bulge again with a grin.

Did she want my dick?