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>Throw up >sit naked in the shower with people admiring my penis >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>Bored at a house party >Piss on all the toothbrushes >Rub one on my anus >Leave the bathroom and casually talk to the 5 girls who live there >My face
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>>10033996 Bravo!
>Take mescaline >Go crazy >Crack friends chin open >Hospital floors are like a trampoline Anonymous
>>10033996 wait what
what the fuck dude
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>Go to party >Drink EVERYTHING >Go to friend's house >Puke everywhere, break his bathroom >Hear awesome stories for the next month of all the shit I did >Best month of highschool ever
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> go to a party >can't relate to anyone else my age there >find the host's grandparents >introduce self and get along well >grandfather shows me his MASSIVE world war 2 memorabilia collection with nazi armbands, rifles, outfits and knives >grandmother was a dancer on stage during several frank sinatra acts >everything went better than expected.jpg i fucking love old people, i hate that all people my age ever want to talk about is stuff that's on TV or the latest trends :'(
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>>10034031 I went to the bathroom, I was bored, so I pissed on their toothbrushes.
What is there not to get?
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>>10034060 Question.
How does one initiate that sort of conversation with an old person? I've been wanting to talk to my grandma for some time about her life when she was young but I kinda feel awkward and don't know what to say.
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>at party >hot bitches alcohol goes missing >pretty sure I know who took it >suspect is sitting on his cooler >tell him to stand up >he realizes what's going on and complies immediately >find the stolen 6-pack >"DID YOU TAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER?" >"no please i swear someone else put it in there" >return alcohol >girl gives me a can and makes out with me on the spot I can be such a cool motherfucker when I drink.
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>>10034146 Dude, she's your fucking grandma.
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>>10034147 You should have milked the moment and acted like a detective, possibly Hercule Poirot.
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>>10034060 Dude, you are a cool motherfucker but the grandparents are even cooler.
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>>10034146 >>10034180 >Dude, she's your fucking grandma. pretty much this, mang
a grandmother should have an even closer parental bond to you than your own mother if you were anywhere close to her as a kid
opening up to her and having her open up to you should not be hard at all, it's no different than conversation with a normal person outside of the fact that she has over 9,000 different subjects to talk about.
god damn i love old people
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I don't recall any, I'm lame at parties like always
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>Go to friend's band's gig. >Drink considerable amounts of alcohol >Eat leaves from a stranger in a van. >Confess I love J-Pop >Throw up. >Throw up more. >??? >Wake up on a beach with different pants.
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>>10034202 Drink more, or take something stronger.
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>>10034222 doesn't really help, I always keep my sanity until I just feel miserable and throw up
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>Go to friend's grad party. >Chug a shitload of liquor. >Drunk before anyone else. >Make my way from person to person, telling them that I love them and hugging their legs. >Hugging their legs because I'm crawling everywhere. >Crawling because it's safer than walking. >Pass out on floor. >Have to pee. >Stand up, whip my penis out. >Still in my friend's house. >Group of girls is right behind me, talking to one of my friends. >Friend sees me, says "DUDE ANON BRO STOP WAIT DUDE." >I hear him and turn around. >Already peeing. >Cannot balance very well. >Continue turning. >People trying to grab/stop me. >PISS HELICOPTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCEFLOOR! >Finally stop. >Everyone is covered in my pee. >Friends take me to bathroom and give me a shower. >They have to undress and wash me. >Only clean pants they can find are girls pajama pants. >I wear them for the rest of the night. >Continue drinking, like a boss. >Get hungry. >Find ranch dip. >LOOKS GOOD TO ME! >Begin to eat it. >Friends say that they'll give me $15 if I can finish 2 beers and the entire thing of dip in under 30 seconds. >CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. >Chug 2 beers. >Time is almost up. >Shove handful of dip into mouth. >Immediately vomit all over friend's pool table. >trollface.jpg >I want to keep drinking. >Friends force me to drink water instead. >They say it's vodka. >After 2 cups I realize that it isn't. >SOMEONE MUST PAY. >Attack friend. >I am defeated. >Fall on corner of coffee table. >OW FUCK OW MY RIBS ARE BROKEN! >Friends drunkenly administer first aid. >First aid=a band-aid. >Hot drunk girl feels bad for me. >We make out on the couch. >Pink pajama pants=chick magnet. >I pass out mid-makeout. >PENISES AND UNICORNS DRAWN ALL OVER MY FACE. >Then to Denny's for breakfast the next morning. >Best party ever.
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>>10034237 >Wall of greentext. >Unintentionally large. >My face. Anonymous
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>>10034234 Alcohol does nothing other than make you stupid and nauseated. Try something nicer, like MDMA.
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>Show up at hotel party >Immediately order porn on the tv >shut the tv off >Pizza Arrives >Pizza slice races down the mirrors >Find coat rack on wheels >Coat rack races ensue >Talking to random girl, she shoves tongue down my throat
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>drink heavily >make out with girlfriend >we get seperated >talking to people >go back into main room >see her getting hit on by dickhead >she walks towards me >he follows her >she nods and winks to me >walk towards her >about to walk into each other >she steps to one side >I headbutt him the face >grab his drink as he goes down >down it >kiss girlfriend People actually cheered. Turns out he was a fucking gatecrasher that no one had invited, he'd been going round hitting on every girl there and even grabbing them when they tried to get away from him.
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>>10034237 Motherfuckin Denny's.
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>Get completely trashed at a party to forget home issues >"Hey anon, give you $10 if you can fit inside the freezer" >Fit inside freezer >Receive $10 >Everyone shocked and amazed I am so compact
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>Find Bible on the way to rave. >Have antibiotics confiscated at rave. >Drink excessively, of course. >Guy picks a fight with me. >Give him Bible and hug. >Guy leaves to read Bible. >Awkwardly dance. >Go back to my place >5 friends with me. >Someone says "Let's go to McDs!" >20km walk to McDonalds. >Several relationships start and end on the way, much tears, several road cones, no cops. >Get there at 7 am. >Burgers are so good.
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>>10034255 You hit guys that come onto your girlfriend?
Learn to trust her to turn them down instead of being a dumbass caveman.
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>>10034292 >implying I don't fit whole hookers in my freezer Anonymous
>>10034322 the fact that she smiled, winked at him, then sidestepped at the last moment gives the impression that she and her boyfriend were working together in this little enterprise.
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>>10034308 >7am >McDonald's >Burgers Wat? Where I live, the breakfast menu is mandatory until like 10:30.
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>>10034322 >i am a sad beta male and am unable to protect my woman Anonymous
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>go to party with 4 of my gangster black friends (i look really similiar to slash, dress sort of like him) >arrive at this gangster ass party >go in >am 15 years old, friends are 18+ >i dont dance >my 19 year old friend points to me, and this chick with the fattest ass i've ever seen came and started grinding on me >insta-boner >other friend hands me bottle of jack daniels >chug the fuck out of it >learn to dance in minutes >in my drunk state, as girl point blank if she wants to fuck >she says hell yeah >go to room >bust out my quarter oz of lemon kush >roll >spark it, take a few pulls, and pass to her >she pulls in, and gestures me to move closer >she puts her lips on mine and exhales into my mouth >insta-boner >do this 5-6 times >fuck like jackrabbits >wake up in bed 4 hours later, not too drunk >run out of room >find out girl was 22 and married
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>>10034322 somebody didn't read the story.
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>>10034348 >guy hits on girl >boyfriend headbutts guy What did I miss?
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>>10034344 Compulsory? Shit sucks for you, then. I guess we got the preheated burgers from before, but what's the difference?
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>>10034361 >Guy is an uninvited douche who is hitting/following everyone at the party Anonymous
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>>10034361 Literally everything the girl did.
Which explains a lot.
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>>10034371 So fucking what if he was uninvited and hitting on other girls?
You only use violence on people hitting on your girlfriend if you're an insecure faggot who can't trust her to reject him.
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>>10034387 She DID reject him. He wasn't going away. He was doing this for every other girl in the party and then starting to grab them when they tried to escape.
I'm not sure what you're not getting here.
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>>10034322 Sometimes, yeah. Don't want to get my forehead in your face? Back off when my girl says she's taken. Simple enough, right? Although on this occasion it was more a case of I hit guys who break into my friend's parties and proceed to feel up everything with two legs, long hair and a pulse.
She'd stumbled on him by accident, I'd heard a few girls complain about some jackass touching them up so when she gave me a nod and a wink I took that to mean "Take him out".
>>10034341 >>10034348 These guys understood.
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>>10034387 You're just upset cause you learned your method of getting girls just gets you headbutts.
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>>10034387 Deserves a headbutt
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>>10034398 So she led him into a trap and you attack him when he is completely unaware and defenceless?
What a pair of faggots. Learn to deal with a situation properly.
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>>10034404 Headbutts for buttheads, I always say.
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>>10034367 It doesn't even make sense as to why they refuse to serve burgers before 10:30am. I mean, it's not like they don't want to fire up the grills/deep fryers before lunchtime, because they do the shitty sausage and egg muffins and the hashbrowns for the breakfast menu!
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>>10034412 Because words had been working.
I've been around these kinds of guys before. You can yell at 'em to get out and they'll just come back. They already know they're not welcome, that doesn't scare them.
They (and you) are the reason bouncers exist.
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>>10034387 I'm normally all for calling people out on being insecure, but this time, I don't feel that's the case. Sounds like the other guy was being a dick. It's one thing to trust that the girl won't jump into his arms, but it's another to just watch her be miserable when dude's not taking a hint.
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>>10034412 It was a total tactical victory. I don't see how this wasn't dealt with properly.
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>>10034430 He's probably not going to be gatecrashing or hitting on strange girls excessively for a while. So yeah, awesome job high five thumbs up.
Mission fucking accomplished.
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>>10034412 Oh, I just read this.
7/10
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>>10034425 This is how you handle the situation:
- The girl rejects him
- If that doesn't work you go up to him and mention he is your girlfriend and that he should fuck off
- If that doesn't work you can use violence
What you do not do:
- SNEAKY FAGGOT SURPRISE HEADBUTT
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>>10034452 seems to have hit a nerve, eh buddy?
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>>10034452 Denouncing headbutts isn't very alpha.
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>>10034452 I mean, I see your point, but I also think that it would have lead to the violence stage regardless.
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>>10034459 Denouncing isn't very alpha.
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>>10034464 Unnecessary tripcodes aren't very alpha.
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>>10034468 I'm not very alpha... (._. )
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>>10034457 No, I just think it is cowardly to headbutt a guy out of the blue. Bragging about doing so on the internet shows how pathetic the guy is too.
>>10034459 Hurr.
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>>10034452 I really don't get it. Do you think you go and say "let's have a fair fight now" ?
If a fight is necessary, I'll fight to win. I'll ambush him from behind in the dark and bite his balls off if I have to.
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>Be 13 or 14 >Party at friend's house >Parents are drunk as hell so I can do pretty much anything >Drink shitload of beer >Be 1/2 awesome and 1/2 a total faggot talking to some girls >Everyone leaves but my family's sleeping over at his place >Still drunk, my friend mixes vodka into a jug of Sunny D >We pass that shit around and get even more wasted >Playing MW2 >Trying to drive a snowmobile >Keep on driving into trees and dying >"Fuck this is hard!" >Everyone else goes to sleep >Walk outside >Take piss on his steps >Go to sleep >Wake up with hangover Good times.
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>>10034478 It's okay, you're spineless and have no honour, I get it.
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>>10034452 This kind of guy rarely takes a hint, expecially after a few drinks. He would have taken the stern talking to as a challenge, and it would have made you look like an easy target for an ass-whoppin.
Violence was almost assured, better to headbutt him and throw him out before the situation escalated.
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>>10034473 /r9k/ isn't very alpha.
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>>10034483 >13 or 14 >MW2 Smells like underaged b&
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>buy heroin >inject heroin >have 4 hour sex w/ girlfriend >go see "Splice" >listen to jesus and mary chain
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>>10034488 Keep on rockin then. I love guys with "honour", they're easy to take out.
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>>10034488 Defending the honor of several women who were being harassed is not dishonorable no matter how it's done.
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>Go to party >Get wasted >About to get cab home >Say to friends I was getting cab with "I need to do something" and walk off >Black out >Wake up in landfill site miles away from my house and the party >Wearing new coat >20 pound note in pocket that wasn't there before The fuck?
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ITT: Neckbeards get angry when threatened with violence for being the creepy party gropers they are
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>>10034255 >>10034402 Here.
The guy wasn't taking the hint. He'd been shouted at, he'd been rejected, he just moved onto the next girl and tried again.
People tried to be nice. I was one of only 6 guys at a party of about 40 people (I don't know, alright? I make female friends easily). The other guys weren't doing shit, so I sorted it, admittedly on the spur of the moment, but we sorted it.
Words clearly weren't working, so my girlfriend and I did what we do best: work as a team.
The guy left, everyone was happier, and I doubt he'll make a pain of himself for a while.
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>>10034525 >I make female friends easily So you're a faggot aswell as being spineless?
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>>10034255 Sorry I'm so late. But you and your girlfriend are dickheads.
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>>10034525 How does one headbutt someone without going to jail/paying a fine ?
Didn't the other guy press charges ?
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>go to frat party of frat friend is trying to join >friend is absolutely trashed and cant stand >take care of friend because im cool >he is a jackass and girls like that im not being a dick about it >girl he was trying to fuck comes up to me and says im a cool guy >she wants to fuck >we do fuck while friend walks back to dorms in his boxers from frat house.
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> Housemates are going to party, I'm knackered and unsure whether to attend > Decide to go, buy bottle of crappy wine that will take a while to drink and stop me getting too drunk > Drink half of wine, decide it's too nasty and start blagging beers > Eventually decide to finish wine > Meet random Germans, start chatting > Continue to chat with Germans while hunting out every last beer in the place > Just as booze is running out, one German produces a bottle of vodka > ???? > Go for a lie down on pavement outside > Throw up on myself > Feel better enough to get a taxi home
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>>10034478 The thing is, the fight wasn't necessary, and you're a bitch. End of story. Anyone who argues with that is retarded.
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>Go to party >Guy comes upstairs and says "LOL anon and GF are fucking LOL" >Follow the crowd downstairs >Aspie goes full retard and chases males around with his erect, 4 inch penis feelsweirdman.jpeg
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>>10034402 I fit that criteria. That disturbs me.
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>>10034535 >>10034536 Ouch, my pride.
>>10034539 He got taken out in a room full of girls that he'd tried to grope and follow for an hour. He never pressed charges.
>>10034552 No, it wasn't REALLY necessary. I'm sure if we'd all sat down and had a good talk and asked politely he would have admitted his mistakes and left after apologising to everyone.
Instead, he caused trouble and got beat for it. Such is life.
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>Go to party >Start fucking some chick >Friend goes to high 5, he has pizza in his hand >He's eating pizza at a party
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>get invited to party >go to party >free chips and soda FUCK YEAH
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>At club with my friends >You can't go to bathroom/get ot to smoke with drinks >Huge fucking table with drinks belonging to people outside >Guard watching table >I divert the guard's attention by asking him to open the windows, it's hot as fuck >Walk away >See my friend with two large glasses of beer >He hands one to me >Cheers! trollface.jpg
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>>10034732 repeated this 4 times with different friends talking to the guard
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>drink WAY too much for a 1 hour period. >Tell my girlfriend how I like her only for looks. She goes and cries. >Chill playing darts. >Vomit on self and some other people. >Shower in front of everyone. >Make some other girl cry, dont know how. >Haters hating >GF comes back slaps me called me an asshole. >All people hating on me except 2 bros. >Go see GF, tell everyone to leave us alone >make up sex with GF Everything went better than expected
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>room mate invites cousin over >cousin brings his band >sausagefest >room mates gf calls the B squad (what we called her group of secondary, less attractive friends) >they come over, bring fat bitch >start playing Kings Cup >cup filled with carlo rassi, beer and tequila >i draw last king >pass out >wake up with fat bitch screaming at room mates cousin >rage mode and kick her and all her friends out >room mates cousin had stolen a mason jar full of weed that the fat bitch had brought while i was passed out >laugh >smoke >be merry
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>Go to house party >Realize that the resident is kind of a prick >Go to bathroom >Piss in shampoo bottle >There is a heating vent in the floor >Shit in heating vent >Casually exit bathroom >Continue drinking and having a good time
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>Get invited to Mexican theme party >Turn up in a sombrero and a poncho, holding a full bottle of tequila >Everyone else is in polo shirts and khakis >Panic >Drink myself into oblivion >Go up to this black chick and ask her what it's like to be the only black person in town. >Entire party turns on me >Get asked to leave >weak ending
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>>10034483 wait so you're like 15 now?
Fucking faggot get the fuck out, you don't party you just get drunk and act like a retard.
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posted this in the feeling-like=p.diddy thread, but this one seems better>new years eve 2009 >party full of people i fucking hate and hipsters i dont know >only 2 friends there have to go in an emergency >too drunk to drive home yet >get drunker >spend the entire night trolling hipsters, stealing people hats, insulting sluts knowing their waifish boyfriends won't take me on >whole party is pissed >people start leaving >put the rest of the booze in my car and drive home blasting 20th Century Boy >fuck P.Diddy >feel like a fucking badass
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>Hear about a party at this cunt's house >Decide I want my revenge on her >Buy a ton of Nair cream >At the party, skulk off to the bathroom >Replace her shampoo with Nair >Next thing I know, she's bald >myface.jpg
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Okay, anyone who is arguing against the headbutt dude is a fucking aspie white knight who preaches chivalry. Or has never encountered said jerkasses at a party before. Or god forbid you are trolling. I'm going to go with trolling. Dude comes uninvited to party, nobody wants him there but everyone's getting drunk and having a good time - you don't want to be they guy who ruins it, you know? But when said asshat can't take no for an answer when he keeps getting turned down by TAKEN girls, then yeah, you need to step in and take control - especially if ONE OF THEM IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Headbuttbro was not overly violent and probably did just enough to send the message. Any of you would have done something similar if it happened to you and if you wouldn't, you're defying instinct and I wouldn't be surprised if girls don't leave you because you're too beta. Headbuttbro, cheers.
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>>10034786 Sounds like a shitty party full of shitty people.
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>my birthday party in my apartment >people show up and we party long and hard >my GF gets tired and me and my room mate agree that it's getting time to kick people out (was about 5am) >put GF in bedroom, take maybe 3 minutes >come out, everyone is gone except my room mate, we proceed to watch Mantracker and drink the remaining liquor >no one remembers why or how everyone left so quickly >am told i spoke in an irish accent all night
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>go to party >offer to take drunk girl home >get her home safely >feel awesome for helping those in need >drive back to party blasting spice girls >fap later
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>>10034786 Nice one broseph. You dont get out much do?
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>>10034816 Haha. Fucking awesome. I got something similar.
>buy booze for high school kids >buy them a keg for a party, they invite my friends and I to the party >party is shitty beyond belief, awkward kids and try-hard skanks everywhere >call the cops >cops show up >kids bail >haul the keg into the back of my buddy's truck >none of us are drunk, talk to cops, leave They paid me $250 for a $175 keg that I took right back and sold. Fuck year.
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>>10034857 >am told i spoke in an irish accent all night I fucking love finding that stuff out.
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>At club >Friend is getting thrown out >He says he'll be fine >We continue party >SUDDENLY policemen everywhere >See guard with face covered in blood >Description of the attacker sounds exactly like kicked out friend >We laugh >Continue party >3 AM, go home >stop by mcdonalds >sit in the play castle >smoke cigs >no airflow, high on lack of oxygen >sing firefly >laugh our fucking asses off >enter mcdonalds to buy coke >immigrant cleaner comes up to us >very bad english "u ok evribodi?" >we go wtf >"u ok evribodi?" >laugh as fuck, answer ye >back to castle >more cigs, laugh as fuck >decide to go home >watch clock: 10 AM >holy shit It was a good night, though it wasn't our friend who knocked the guard. blood was becuase someone had smashed a glass right into his face.
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>>10034817 >>10034817 lol'd at story and trollface
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>>10034857 >irish accent when drunk my friend does this too, what the hell
mind you, all the girls find it hot when they're drunk and he gets a fair amount of action, which is retarded because it's an awful attempt at the accent
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>>10034892 guy who you replied to here
i have another one
>some bitch is in my buddy's revenge sights for some trivial high school bullshit (this was years ago, im 26 now) >he starts spitting in an empty water bottle, intending to splash it on her >i join in and spit in it too >an hour and a half later, bottle not full >we both piss into the bottle >bottle now full of me and my bro's piss and spit >girl suddenly comes up to him, and tearfully apologizes >he feels bad, accepts >YO DUDE SO WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS FUCKING BOTTLE >in a teen comedy like moment, we slow-head-turn to the unguarded 2 liter sodas at the bar in the middle of the yard >deposit entire bottle in several sodas, advise girl and other friends to not drink from them >entire party finishes the soda >trollface.swf Anonymous
> visit fusion > take mdma, go to see extrawelt > tears of happiness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-TK2OVg4c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi-uM7MDpAU&feature=related although i dont listen to trance at home, the trancefloor is one of my favorite places at the fusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy3gnNBZ2_4&feature=related pure mdma mixed with some e and speed. dude whaaaaaaat
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>drink a fuckload of beer >find a bottle of vodka >drink that too >see a punt on the riverside >steal it >random girls jump in punt >start going along river with random girls >make out >owner comes kamikaze at me and jumps on punt >i punch him in the face and he falls in river >we carry on down the river and have sex in the punt whilst friend watches >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>10035082 >>10034892 >>10034816 we need more stories of party trolling
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>Friend's sixteenth >Drunk for the second time in my life >THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME oh lol I feel ill >Am I going to puke? >Yup >Off to the bathroom I go! >Puke >Feel better >DANCE I know it's lame but I thought it was hilarious at the time. It was the most casual puke I've ever taken.
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>>10035168 what the fuck is a punt
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>start drinking, get invited to party at best friends house >go to party thinking it'll be boring >filled with underage girls all trying to seem cool >keep drinking >notice there's a guy trying to get a girl to drink a large volume of booze >cruise over there, tell the girl "never drink from a can or bottle you didn't open yourself. Never drink more than your limit." >guy looks pissed. I lol heartily. guy backs off. >go talk to best friends' sister >that guy is there, trying to feed her booze >LOL MOST HEARTILY at him, he leaves >go upstairs with her >after fucking I notice we're in best friends' roommates bedroom. >he's a security guard. his uniform looks like the local PD. Slip it on and jump out the window. >discover that I'm on the second floor >run around to the front of the house >Bust in yelling "POLICE! THIS IS A BUST!" >Everyone scatters >LOL MOST HEARTILY >get some more booze >see the girl I gave advice to about drinking >go upstairs with her >come downstairs, see best friend describing a scene in a movie where a guy dives over the sofa >dive over the sofa >everyone lols >meet TALL CHICK WHO IS TALL. >I'm 6'4" so is she >make out with her >GO upstairs >"I'm a virgin." >"Not anymore!" >throw up on her boobs >take a shower >hear voices in the garage, see that same guy trying to sneak some girls' pants off >headbutt the weak >take girls pants off, the pleasure of cumming inside >go inside, see keg >duct tape keg to my back, and the tap to my hand >try to chase everyone else away from the keg, end up running away from everyone and falling over myself. >wake up the next day with a fractured ankle and no memory of what happened >best friend LOLS MOST HEARTILY and shows me a video tape >ten years later run into best friends' sister >the kid is yours >paternity test! >FUCK.
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>>10035204 this is a punt, it's a boat thing.
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>>10035261 You gonna look after that kid bro? blox for the robot
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>Go to hipster party >Them: HERP DERP let's all get really drunk and party >Me: Nice! Let's party >Drinking Absinthe, yum >Everyone else passes out/leaves by 1am. >wut >Finish my bottle while listening to Wu-Tang really loud. >Party
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> Invited to corporate box at the races > Socialising, slightly awkward, I know almost no-one here > Get shitfaced with people richer than me > ???? > Wake up, find out that for no apparent reason a group of us booked flights to Germany. > Never drink Gin again. WHY THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GERMANY.
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I have a few>be 15 >go to Catholic school >have never drank or done any sort of drugs before >go to UCLA overnight design summer camp >at orientation, instructor mentions that anyone who brought alcohol will immediately be sent home, and to dump it our now if so >get back to dorm, make friends with a couple of girls and instructor >instructor beckons us into his room (is sort of an RA too) >pulls out case of corona and case of Smirnoff Ice >says, "This is all yours for the week, guys. Don't tell the other kids." >drink like 10 Smirnoff Ices, they taste like fucking Jolly Ranchers >get absolutely trashed >have dance party with awesome friends for like 8 hours >hook up with this awesome chick >I WANT TO BE IN COLLEGE
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>>10034060 > go to a party >can't relate to anyone else my age there >find the host's grandparents >introduce self and get along well lol aspie detected
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>freshman year of college >Catholic high school meant most girls were "abstinent", still a virgin despite being moderately attractive >DESPERATELY want to get laid >going to frat party on very first night >this chick that added me on Facebook from a pre-college group wants to come, too, since we have a DD >get there >do shots for the first time >immediately puke >chug enormous amounts of beer >girl has held down shots, is completely shitfaced >we sit down on damp, moldy-smelling couch that has been in the backyard for months apparently >drunkenly ask her if she wants to make out >she says yes >start drunkenly making out, not very good at it, and drunk for only 5th or 6th time ever >start hanging out with her constantly >tells me about how she denied her high school boyfriend of 3 years sex the entire time because she was waiting until it was special enough, and that she wouldn't put out easily or soon >start dating her 3 days later >fuck her a week later >dump her 7 months later >remain fuck buddies >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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Probably the worst but most eventful:>Bring gf to a pretty damn fun party. >Plenty of dancing and drinking. >Both decide we've had enough by about 3AM >Head back to friend's place we're all staying at nearby. >Go to sleep. >Other's come back at 5AM off their nut on MDMA >Dude comes up with chick to 'use' the room - telling us to get out. >Fuck that shit. No. We're tired/trying to sleep find somewhere else. >Gf's gay friend comes up to get us up to party. >Pulls covers off us. >I rage, start beating him in the legs while pulling the covers back. >Fuck this shit. >Friend who owns the place shrieks up the stairs "ANON GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF BED NOW!" - trying to get me to party. >Fuck all of this shit - had enough. >For no decent reason, rage enough to turn and punch out (with the heel of my hand) two of the panes in the window in the room. >Don't feel any pain >wentbetterthanexpected.jpg >Until I look at my wrist pumping blood >Mayhem ensues >People call ambulance >Blood everywhere >Random chick pulls my pants up for me > Impromptu tourniquet; bloody towels; friend screaming in terror; gf in shock > Smoke a cig outside with pants girl to calm down and wait for amulance >Go to emergency room >The rest shut the door on the room and party on in their mouldy MDMA haze pretending nothing happened.
Anonymous !!En/IEzaNf
>Go to 'Party' >Invite some close friends I know >Arrive at party, smell hashish & Mu'assel >Turns out the whole place is a stoner fest >King Tubby playing on boombox, so much smoke. >Almost impossible to navigate, cute stoner chick barely visible >Decide to 'accidentally' fall over and land on the beanbag she was sitting on >She slowly turns to me, with a 'um whut' and a grin. >Proceeds to take a slow but steady whiff on the single-piped hookah >She then suddenly grabs onto my hair (mind you, sheepdog here) and shoves her tongue into my mouth >She exhales; fruity, sweet, smokey and cherry chapstick flavor. Instant boner. >Come home not knowing what the fuck happened >Best bud says 'Dude, SCOOOOOREEEE!!!!' >Everything flashes back to me. Feels good. And that was the first experience with dope that I've had. And I've had plenty after that.
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>>10035649 >calls weed dope Anonymous
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>Go to girls house >9-0 in beer pong >Bitches think I'm god >Lay down >Wake up >3 bitches in my bed >Fall back asleep >Wake up in utility room >In a box with a christmas tree completely naked >Good night
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>>10035699 >calls hashish weed. Anonymous
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>Get shit faced at friend's house >Go to his bathroom >Pee all over the place, manage to miss the toilet. >Was peeing with door open. >Friend runs in going 'MAN STOP PEEIN ON THE FLOOR >Slips on pee >lands in pee >Pee on friend while laughing like an asshole.
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Not really particulary epic, but:>making out with girl >shes sitting on my knee and I'm on a chair >Drunk as fuck >fall over >she comes with me >oh shit oh shit oh shit >she looks at me on the floor >she gets up >pulls me up to my room >we fuck She was awesome for that week before she went psycho.
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>>10035724 >calls cannabis hashish Anonymous
>Go to scat party >Get shit faced
Anonymous
>Go to party >They have a trampoline and bouncy castle >Ignore the hot girls and enjoy bouncing around fo 7 hours >Fall asleep. >I'm 21
Anonymous
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>>10035875 >calls marijuana cannabis so he sounds smart Anonymous
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>>10035875 Nope.
Hash/grass fall under the term 'cannabis'.
Hash is specifically 'resin'.
Weed is 'grass'.
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>15 years old >get drunk with a friend >he invites a couple of girls over >they bring pot >one is pretty fucking hot, other is pretty decent looking >they get drunk and stoned with us >play strip poker >i lose and am now naked >friend laughs and then passes out >hot one comments on my rather large penis >she gives me a blowjob and i cum in her mouth >still rock hard >black out >wake up 2 or 3 hours later with the hot one curled up to me naked and the not bad looking one curled up on my other side in her panties >hot girl hints that i fucked both of them >no memory of last 2 or 3 hours good party, man.
Anonymous
>>10035933 Don't worry. I've done this. Don't feel bad.
Anonymous
>never get invited to parties >terrible social skills >less friends than the ps3 has games >never kissed a girl GOD DAMNIT!
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>Be 13 >go to first REAL party >mainly 19 and 18 year olds there > become exact replica of bond when drunk >Kiss 18 year old who has a boyfriend, boyfriend doesn't show up >full on make out involving lots of groping with 19 year old girl >19 year old girl informs me she wants to see me again and gives me her number >Feelsgoodman
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>reading epic party story thread >people smoking hasheesh >why does no one smoke weed anymore? >whats so wrong with the fatty-boom-batty?
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>>10036014 At least I smell some honesty
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>>10036010 it was so much fun.
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>16th birthday >New (rich) friend gives a bottle of Patron to me > Two bitches I don't know giving me a lap dance. >All the ladies dancing for me >Word slut gets thrown around >Personal female friend beats the shit out of the both of them >watch in amazement as I drink straight from the Patron bottle >Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>>10034880 that aint even beta, that's delta as fuck
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>shoot three bags of fentanyl-laced dope >go drive home >feel EPIC RUSH >pass out, rear end the car infront of me, somehow manage to hit three parked cars along the side of the road and still have enough energy in the vehicle to roll the entire car over on the sidewalk, get entrapped so bad EMTs called for the air ambulance >wake up, crawl through the window, stand up, walk home >my face
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
All on the same night:>"end of year party" at some girls house >all of us are around 15 >the guy puts down a "NO GURLS" rule, since he doesn't want to bring his GF >Only girl there is 18 year old drop-out, who owns th house >some guys drink all her vodka >piss in bottle >girl doesn't see this >tell her "if you don't drink it right now, we will" >drinks piss >she throws up and>someone shits in her bath and finally:>in a bid to get her to take her top off, a gang of boys do the same >she refuses >her top is pulled off >bra pulled off >she runs to her room >followed by horde of half-naked 15 year-olds >her pants are pulled off >they almost have her underwear off >one guy rushes in to see what the noise was about >looses his fucking mind, shoos everyone out of her room >there were no consequences And for fucks sale, that girl wasn't even hot. And she had wonky tits.
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>at party, drunk, with bf >about to have sex on waterbed >lying there giggling because of the swooshiness >start fucking >people hear us and come upstairs >boyfriend holds door mostly shut whispering at them "she'ssssssssssss not presssssentable" >people think he's alpha the rest of the summer >dating alpha >leave thigh high stockings in waterbed kid's room, don't know what happens to them
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>Steal bottle of Canadian everclear >Go to friends house in Anchorage with GF >Get drunk >Fuck unknown 16 year old girl on friend's bed >Return to GF on couch >Get even more drunk >Fuck GF on friend's bed >Wake up on the beach in Homer >Find out GF is wearing unknown 16 year old's panties
Anonymous
>8th grade graduation party >bring 3 packs of pop rocks >casually start a conversation on the couch with biggest bitch in school >open a pack of pop rocks, and start eating them >throw rest into her eyes >bitch please.
Anonymous
Not the best, but the moment that gets brought up the most>I'm 18, with first real gf who i had serious feelings for >We go to one of her friends party >Get absolutely pole-axed on cocaine and Smirnoff >Get a sneaky blowjob sitting on a fountain near the back of the yard from one of her supposed best friends >Fall into mini fountain while fumbling with jeans >gf "why are you soaking David?" >"lol i fell" >Drink more >Start a fight with the girls older bro cus he said i pissed on his motorcycle >I did piss on his motorcycle, infact he had just gotten off it 5 seconds before i let loose with my fluorescent water canon >I'm in a total mess now >Taxi magically shows up and me and gf head back to hers >"Be quiet my parents are sleeping" >"OKAI BABEHH LOL" >Go upto her room, she falls asleep while i listen to her dads country cd >Start crying for some reason >Suddenly the funniest idea in the history of earth descended upon me from the heavens >I piss on her >She screams while i laugh like a hyena >Her dad (whose like 280 pounds) throws me out of the house with a bloody face >30+ missed phone calls later and a rough nights sleep infront of my friends door i finally pick up my phone >"We can't see each other anymore David....." >"Okay" I really miss her still
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>>10036395 >>10036396 holly fuck bout just pissed and shit myself with laughter after reading these
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>>10036216 > And she had wonky tits. Best end to a story. Ever.
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>>10036216 Another one from my birthday party, last Saturday.
>Be completely rotten from Absinthe >about 10 people are sitting in my car >this car is only a hyundai atoz, how are they doing this >I attempt to fix the problem >I grab a bottle of Heineken and put my thumb over the end and shake > I release my thumb and the drink fizzes on my car like cum >hot girl sitting in the back seat >I dont have the balls to make a move on her (Even while drunk) >she opens her mouth against the glass, as if licking up cum >I repeat the thing with the drink >she licks the glass >feel like a fucking pornstar Anonymous
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> parents are out of town when i am 19 > invite all friends > friend shows up with this woman > i am drunk and assume it's someone's sister > 6 am comes > get knock on my door by said woman > "so... are you going to bring me home?" > my friend picked up a hitchhiker on the highway and brought her to my house for the lulz
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>be 14 >go to gf's 16th birthday party >get shiftaced. >tell 17ish y/o boxer hes a dick >17ish boxer says hes gonna jump me on the way home >make out with gf, finish her after >gf crying >drink 3x vodka hipflasks, mixed with beer >make out with ex-gf, now taken >17y/o boxer goes crazy, waits for me with a bat outside because i made out with his best friends gf >down 3 beers in a row >??? >go outside shouting boxers name, asking him to fight me, is nowhere to be seen >walk past pub >people outside ask me to come in >drink beer / party with 20+y/olds >??? >wake up on floor outside >teacher from school is there, orders me a taxi >go home >hangover of doom
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>>10036396 You must have russian blood in you lad. Pic related its what i think you look like you mother fucking badass.
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>house party goes a little bit mad >police show up >everyone disappears >passed out in the kitchen >officer shakes me awake >asks if I'm okay >"yeah, I'm fine I just forgot to take my medicine" >pop the E I had in my pocket >apologise profusely for the mess and noise >police officer skepticalface.jpgs, leaves >people come back >someone managed to find a toilet bowl in someone's back yard and stole it Turns out he was our school's campus police officer. He's a total bro, I know him quite well now.
Anonymous
>Return to my Town after phase 2 training in the British army with another mate from training >Meet up with some old friends who i haven't seen in ages. >Go out drinking. >Start to get bored because all they do is sit around talking >Force them into night club. >Find some hot sluts and me and my army friend get grinded by two of them. >shes asks to fuck. >LOL OK >Come out of toilets and some massive dude walks up and smashes me in the face. >Friends ive known since the age of 4 are no where to be seen. >Army friend runs over and drop kicks the guy in the back of the head and picks me up. >Full on night club mayhem >Run out and find a pub and meet with friends. >End up waking up with piss down my jeans and vomit on my t shirt. >Friend from town texts me saying ''we have grown apart.'' Feels bad man.
Fagballs !qbGQi7U896
>>10036951 That's the British Army attitude, you don't need them, they're probably liberal fuckers anyway.
Military bros = bros for life
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>>10036978 I haven't talked to them since, boring faggots anyway.
Fagballs !qbGQi7U896
>>10037008 Whats your role then?
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Oh, and not really a party but still one of the best nights.>all day mini-festival >buy a bottle of vodka to 'pre-game' with my girl and her boyfriend >she only drinks half her share, I take the rest >slam it back in less than 20mins >get caught up in some huge fight outside the venue >separated from girl+bf >really drunk, feeling buzzed >meet some guy >make-up some bullshit story about being a trainee translator for MI5 >he totally buys it >make-out for about an hour before the securiy moves us on >get separated again >drift from group of people to people >tell each group a different story >make lots of new friends >still can't find the people I came with >freak-out >go home drunk and alone >turns out they'd been fucking in the bathroom literally the whole night and forgot about me
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>>10037019 Military engineer communications, but i wan't to do more Combat engineer training and get into 59 commando.
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>>10034483 13 years old
Playing modern warfare 2
>oh god Anonymous
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Sure is bitches and whores in this thread.
insomnia! !FCWwxF8x2E
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>>10034146 >Hey, have you seen that new bulding they built on that street? >Yeah anon, it's quite big. Usually, they then say something like
>In my time, buildings weren't as big. Now, you say:
>Tell me more about those "small buildings". There you go.
Anonymous
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Archive this NAO
I've loled at this thread all day. Espicially because I am hungover as hell
go to
http://4chanarchive.org/ -> request interface
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>>10034402 its aight dude, your story is obviously bullshit.
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>>10034483 >Be 13 or 14 >Play MW2 >Realize this poster is 15 Get the fuck out.
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>>10035961 >calls THC marijuana Anonymous
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Let me repharse OP's story>Alone >Browsing /r9k/ >cry
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>Be 15 >First time drinking, with a friend >One 40 oz and two Coronas later >Running around town yelling >Tipping trash cans and throwing trash bags >Said bye to friend and went home >Woke up in my hallway to other friend calling my name >Said his grandmother saw me yelling and pissing in the middle of the street >Smile
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>go to bar with bro >hit on twin girls >tell them we're brothers >everyone does one too many tequila shots >one of the girls start dancing on table >get kicked out of bar >go back to twins apartment >make out with one twin each >fuck one twin each >go to McD to get food >a hundred brofists for our accomplishment >talk while waiting in line to order >make out with bro >return to apartment with food >sleep at their place and leave next morning >best night of my life
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>niggers that is all f
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
>underaged drinking, in a bus shelter >"blue lights, shit its the law!" > I hide my can in the corner >problem, officer? >the lady cop knows me >Who's can is that in the corner? It was here when we got here>coolface.jpg
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
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>>10037382 second last line was supposed to be greentext
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>Go to party >drink with buddies until 6am >didn't think I was going to play rugby game because I didn't practice for 2 weeks because of injury >told im the only one who can play prop and they need me >play game shit wasted and do great scoring a try and shit >drank for 48 hours straight about
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>Go to party >consume large amounts of alcohol >get into pool drunk >exit pool to consume more alcohol and take a piss >gets late and need a ride home because I am drunk >gay dude offers to take me home >I accept >instant we get to my house I run like a madman to front door >gay dude butthurt lol
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2 requested for archival. 3 more DOoEEET
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>House party in a friend's parents house in the suburbs. >High as shite. >Playing around with a ball. >People downstairs are throwing it up at us, in the balcony. >Loud jackass I don't like tries to get in the garage, right below the balcony. >I throw the ball at his head. >He gets hit, slips in the wet floor, face first. >Starts crying. >This guy used to pick fights with everyone for no reason, so everyone hates him. >People start cheering for the mysterious hero who did it. >Feels so good.
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gimme 2 moar requests. gimme.
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>go to party >niggers everywhere >catch house on fire >go home >fap >browse r9k >feelsgood.jpg
Anonymous
>Friend's dad is out of town >party at his house >friend's brother's girlfriend is drunk as fuck >hanging all over me, kissing, etc >his brother has the most serious face I've ever seen >my face
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
>>10037498 ALPHA A. ALPHASON of ALPHA AND SON'S WHOLESALE ALPHA SUPERSTORE.
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>>10037563 pic related. its his brother.
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>got invited to a party once I didn't go, of course. Everyone was invited, but it was understood that only the cool kids were supposed to go. This was ten years ago. I was in the 8th grade. :-/
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Reading this thread makes me hate parties and being drunk.
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>>10037566 Not really, bro. The guy that got hit was the alpha. That's why it was so amazing to see him cry. I guess that would make ME alpha, but I didn't take any credit. So... BETA AS FUCK
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1 more archive request!>Drinking with bros in a forest >Together down bottles of gin, rum, and vodka >Pretend I'm a giraffe >Take bite out of branch Tastes veggie, man.
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
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>>10037626 BARRY B. BETA of THE BETA BUTTSEX IMPROIUM
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>>10037725 >Meet cute girl back in highschool during drama play (lead role, bizzitch) >Invite bro, her, and her friend to my house >Get her drunk >Make out >Still dating Anonymous
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>At a party >Find party thread on r9k >request and surf it >betaface.jpg
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>nerd party of 20 guests >3 semi normalfag people turn up with cases of pre mixed things to binge drink and laugh at each other vomiting. They leave quickly. >ADD guy points out the window, says he wants to roll down the hill >collect camping stuff, walk to the top of a hill behind party house >awesome fun night >order pizza for breakfast
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>Family events >Dad lets me drink >Mom has a stick up her ass, takes away my beer >Pours it out >Ask my dad if I can have another one, he said it doesn't matter >Nobody on his side of the family gives a shit either >Made me wut because I'm 4 years underage Also, mom's a housewife and my dad's making over 100k a year as a lawyer. Best party and best family moment.
Anonymous
>>10037862 That's why your dad doesn't give a shit. He'll defend you and get you off the hook, and probably sue whoever got you in trouble. You lucky dog.
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>Start drinking in friends room >We all get drunk >We run around all over campus visiting like 5 different dorms >meet some girl while running between dorms >go to local club >about to go up and dance with some chick >girl I met while running walks by, grabs my hand, says hi, walks into the dance room and keeps turning around and looking back at me >I forget about chick i'm about to go dance with and follow this girl I met earlier >hook up >am now involved with her imokwiththis.jpg
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>get blackout drunk >sneak into a frat party >???? >have sex with a random girl somewhere outside >???? >end up in a shitty car with a woman who looks like a prostitute >she pulls out a big bag of cocaine >???? >end up in a trailer park >follow fat whore into trailer >see a giant black man sitting on couch, he tells me to go home >come to my senses get the fuck outta there >hitchhike home
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On a trip to Russia with my bros.>We stop at a liquor store on the way to St. Petersburg >I buy a few bottles of Jaegermeister and a bottle of unknown russian alcohol that REALLY looked like some moonshine made by Frankensteins monster. >The storekeeper told me it was "Russian Jaegermeister" >We get to St. Petersburg and find another liquor store >All of us buy a 1 liter bottle of Patizvozdnaja (Five Stars Vodka) >Finish the shopping list by buying beer, beer, beer >We go to the hotel room and put the Jaegermeisters in a safe >We start drinking >Suddenly, a guitar >I'm in the bathtub >Bro sitting next to me on the toilet, taking a shit >I open the safe and find the "Russian Jaegermeister" >I sing a salute for Russia >The code to the safe has changed for the bazillionth time >Chocolate (?) on my finger >Guitar is in the bathtub >Wake up >This pillow feels weird >Vomit, all over the room. >Everything is upside down >Shower with clothes on >Go out to see the town >When we come back there's a bill on the table for moisture damage to the beds.
Anonymous
>>10037888 No, he just remembers when he was a kid and was in the truck with his grandpa, who was finishing up a six pack while driving, the cops pull him over, and his grandpa gets off the hook for offering the cop a couple of beers.
Mom's from upper class Seattle and always has a stick up her ass. She recently locked the liquor cabinet and I said "If I wanted to drink I'd just ask, duh" which is what I do.
I usually just drink at family events too, and know my limits so I don't look like an idiot. I did that at a wedding and it was kind of embarrassing.
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>>10038014 Niiiiiice. One more story.
>Drunk as shit >Go to safeway for some foodz >Stuff a bakers dozen of doughnuts down my pants >Proceed to checkout with a vitamin water >Checkout girl looks down, doesn't give a shit >Feels good, man. Anonymous
>>10037862 both my parents were cool with me having a couple drinks at 15 (4 years underage in my country)... by the time i was 17 they had no problem with me getting drunk and staying out all night as long as they knew where i was staying. that's just how it is in canada i guess, i actually started partying a lot later than most of the kids at my high school. i always figured it was the same in the US.
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>At party >Go to highfive chick >There's pizza in my hand >I had pizza at a party.
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>At a friends house party >Everybody's in the living room fucking about >Me drunk, stumble upstairs >See this hot girl with the biggest titties >Chat her up and make her feel pretty >Ask her if she wants to fuck >Says she'd like to but can't >Ask her why not >Says she's my friends mother >Open my squinty drunk eyes >Oh shit, sorry Ms. Friends mom >"That's alright Anon." >Cool, but seriously, no one will ever know >Tempted but she still declines >Rubs my dick and tells me to go back to the party I will have hard sex with this woman one day, god wills it.
Anonymous
>>10038133 I was doing that at 15! Britfag here
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Come on guys. Only 4 more requests. This thread is grand.
Go to
4chanarchive.org >upper right hand corner, 2 boxes down click "request interface"
>Put OP's post number in, r9k, and captcha >??? PROFIT! Anonymous
>>10038133 Well yeah. It's odd though, I usually don't get piss drunk, (Maybe a couple of times but I don't enjoy looking like an idiot), I always ask my dad, and it isn't very often and I don't party. I've never smoked or done drugs.
I don't know if that will change in college and I'll have some great stories, but right now I'm a pretty bland person.
Canada sounds great. We might vacation there soon (Hopefully) and I've heard it's really pretty. What age do you have to be there though? I've heard it's significantly lower.
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>>10038222 But don't you have less crime and better public transportation (Less drinking and driving), and lower drinking age?
Anonymous
>>10038277 Washingtonfag here. I beliee it's either 18 or 19. Popular bars will see a US ID and not allow you to drink if you're not 21 though.
Head to less known pubs and the like. They generally don't care, as long as you're a guy that doesn't cause too much trouble.
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> talk to this girl at a party one time, hit it off i guess > about a week later she's in my res again, i'm wasted trying to get my dick wet so (she told me this a couple months later) i was "awkwardly grinding on her when there wasn't even any music or anything" > i have no recollection and probably didn't even recognize her at the time > meet this girl through a friend, go out a couple times > turns out to be same girl > she is really into me > date for three months > get blackout drunk > ????????????? > next morning, people i've never seen before saying hi to me and asking how i'm doing > two weeks later get notice that i was written up, passed out in my room by 10:30 > that leaves like an hour between the time i blacked out and the time i ended up in my room > must have been one crazy hour
Anonymous
>buy bacon >get stoned >cook bacon >god exists
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>>10038296 Oh, hey Washingtonfag. Easternwashingtonfag here.
Yeah, like I said, I don't enjoy getting piss drunk and starting shit. For some reason you just reminded me of a story my dad told me
>Dad goes to a bar he regularly goes to >Gets piss drunk >Other piss drunk faggot says that he's sitting on his barseat >Dad claims it's his >Dad is 6'5 and guy is 5'11 or so, dad beats the shit out of him >Both of them get kicked out >Dad is allowed back in next week I'm not sure if that guy was allowed back in or not.
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>>10038313 I love you.
iloveyouBLAWXHJAKLDSTKJGA
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>get blackout drink >??????? >wake up next to 40 year old polish man
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God I hope this thread is archived. I LOVE drunk stories. And reading 'em makes good times when you're boerd, or wit hthe gf. And I know some of you do, in fact, have girlfriends. You must!
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>go to a great restaurant that becomes a nightclub with a bunch of friends >spend $70 on delicious food and drink >don't talk to any girls all night >get approached by an ugly as sin cougar looking for cock >ignore the shelob and enjoy conversation with friends
Anonymous
>>10038277 19 in most provinces, 18 in alberta and quebec. also i'm pretty sure they won't deny you if you're legal age, even if you have an american id. i know i've bought liquor in quebec at 18 with a nova scotia id. either way they really don't give a fuck in quebec.
either way canada's amazing. cops are nice, weed laws are easier and it's just a fun country to live in. i couldn't imagine having to wait another two years to be legal, the last six months before my birthday were just awful.
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>>10035103 >pure mdma mixed with some e and speed. Beta hipster detected. Goddess you're retarded.
Anonymous
>>10038439 18 is the legal age in quebec
haha, I bet you thought you were getting away with something
also, halifag here. sup
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Not that crazy but...>hooking up with girl on 21st birthday >against a fridge >I pass out >I'm still hooking up >audience gathers
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>Go to party, bring friend who's never been to a party before >Find girl I like, go to back room, just about to get naked >He barges in to cockblock >Happens 8 more times >End up fucking her the next day anyways
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>>10038452 yeah man that was my point. i was just explaining to the dude that they don't discriminate by id location.
i'm a halifag too. did you go to the dome on saturday?
Anonymous
>>10038439 Sounds fun if I went up there with a couple of friends, but I'm shit at driving and they're all bums that don't get jobs and expect me to pay for everything.
Family vacation would just be hell. I'd get bitched at "Although you're legal here, no drinking."
Anonymous
>>10038531 God do I know that feeling. If only we had friends that would pay for their own shit and pitch in for gas, eh? Should probably work on that.
Anonymous
>>10034483 So you still are 13-14?
MW2 only came out last year.
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>>10038553 I'm not alpha enough to ask, but fucking lazy bums. They keep bitching about that they want to work, but not in fast food (Which around here, eliminates about 50% of the places people our age can work) and they want to get paid well (There goes almost the rest of them) and want to not work many hours (lolwut)
One of my friends dropped out of fucking HS, he has all the time in the goddamn world to work too. He just doesn't want to search and friends pay for his shit.
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>>10038582 Sounds pretty underage b& to me, but sounds like he's boss enough to have fun.
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>>10034483 That's a shitty weekday for me. Get out, underage b&
Anonymous
>go to a party with some bros to be their DD >drunk chicks trying to give me drinks >think I'm such a cool guy for being a bro >really cute girl just walks up to me and starts making out >we head upstairs to find an empty room >"I'm really horny, so just fuck me and skip the small talk" >lol k >make her scream >she's already had a few orgasms, time for mine >pull my dick out, tell her to suck me off >she can't >she has pizza in her mouth >she's eating pizza while we're fucking
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certainly not the best moment, as years of massive alcohol abuse followed, but the first party with the sole purpose of getting shit faced:>me being 15yo >going to some party of my whole class, celebrating the pass of some semi-exam thingy, about 90 people >first party of me planning to drink >dad gives me bottle of barcardi: "take this son, dont tell mum trollface.jpg" >spend the first hour drinking loads of different stuff, too much for non-existent drinking habits >sit down on bench, head on the table, feeling like shit >suddendly urge to puke, puke, go back to table, same postion >same thing once again 20 min later, sun hasnt even set yet (about 9PM) >faggot friend gets all nervous about my health condition, calls my dad to get me home >feeling much better, dad shows up, i manage to get him to leave without me >MAD AS SHIT AT FRIEND FOR CREATING THIS AWKWARD AS HELL SITUATION >continue party, not drinking that much (people would also not give me much alcohol because of the events earlier) >party is weak as fuck, everyone is pissed off, i dont give a shit about anything anymore >going home in the morning, bacardi bottle is left untouched >mydadsface.jpg
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>>10038655 I laughed. Good story sir.
So you weren't drunk?
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>Last night >Ask dad if I could have a beer >Thought he was going to resist against it >Instead he says: "Add some of that lime. It's pretty good with lime."
Anonymous
>>10038655 i love this pizza meme where the fuck does it come from
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>puke on ground in friend's garage >making alot of noise >girl at party comes in and tells us all to shut the fuck up while flailing her arms around >her cell phone flies out of her hand and flies all the way across the room in the puke >it just *plops* into it because it was thick >we make even more noise than before laughing as hard as we could
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>go to a bar with friends > it's 3pm and 30C outside >we're 3 >drink the first 3 pitcher in 2 hours >order pizza >order chicken wings >4 hours and 3 pitcher later other people start coming in >drink more >3 more pitcher for the 3 of us >leave at 3 am >12 hours, 9 pitcher and 2 pizzas later.
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american party stories feel so pathetic
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FUCKING SOCIAL WHORES.
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>High school orchestra banquet >Sitting around, talking, chilling >Everyone in my school thinks I'm a stoner (my nickname was "the stoner". Seriously. Everyone knew me as "that stoner kid") >Never done drugs >Continue chilling and waiting for food >Go to space >Discover the meaning of life >Back to my body >Freaking the fuck out >Everybody calms me down >Explain that I just tripped out and had an insane out of body experience >They think I'm even more of a stoner >imokaywiththis.jpg The rest of the events that happened that night played out as follows: talk more, eat, talk more, eat more, talk about peeing, be racist, talk about bras, eat more, drink more, dance starts, dance like an insane faggot, slow songs, don't ask the girl I like to dance, go outside, female friend convinces me to do it, ask girl I like to dance, she turns me down, be sad, realize that I don't need her, fall in love with another girl, be happy, have fun, Vanilla Ice. That was a good night.
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>at Bulgaria >located in party street (literally a street named like that) >get a 2day party ticket with all the drinks free >wasted in 2hours >headbutting my classmates, telling it was an accident, telling the other classmates it really wasn't >grinding on the fat dude in our group, makes him feel uncomfortable >then grind on random girls a lot, they don't mind >see germans, heil at their faces, hitler mimic everywhere, get into a discussion with a longhaired little nerd >slapped in the face >nose starts bleeding >make a huge scene out of it, not fighting back since i've been boxing for ~4 years, I know it'd be too hursh on the little guy >pee in the back of the beach club >2 guards behind my back wanting all my money >trollface.jpg: I have none, "you can come to my hotel", tell them the wrong hotel. >get away from there >sepperated from friend >start walking in the direction i should know >walking for 2 hours, have no idea where i am >thumbs up on the street, trying to walk >taxi pulls over >have no idea what hotel i'm in >drive around with taxi for 2 hours in order to find the hotel we're staying in >pay 100 levas for taxi (90$maybe) >drink more at hotel, suddenly realise wrist is swollen up, don't give a shit. >party in our room with 5 different nation people, things stolen >wake up.. next day>drink shitloads again >someone throws a glass to the street >3 buff guards in our room >wanting to start a fight with them >our our guide invited, calls the cops >wanting to kill the police for no reason, people hold me back >there's a boxing machine (1 punch power), hit like 30% of what I hit then sober, people amazed at the bad result, don't give a shit, tell them i missed. >toureguide gets in trouble >allwentbetter...
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Op's story: Holy fucking lol
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This been archived yet?>Drinking in cousins room with friends >Everyone pretty passed shitfaced. Hammershitfaced? >Cousin and his gf start having sex on the bottom bunk, then in the middle of the floor >Me and friends just start laughing and keep drinking >Still give him shit about it, in a good way. He got laid, after all. >myface.jpeg
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>>10040063 Nope. 3 more requests to go. Pleeeeease guys?
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Thread 10033960 has already been archived. It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.
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>>10036212 Moar heroin addict stories. Fuck you kids and your booze.
Anonymous
Not really epic but happened 2 weeks ago>meet hot girl says I'm cute aka she wants to bang >begin making out feeling her up >friend comes in cock blocks >go outside pissed >female friend says oh sry anon that sux blah blah >make out feel her out and rest is pretty hazy EPIC story>hs kegger senior yr strangers house >cops called >some idiot upstairs lets them inside >In basement think to myself oh fuck have to hide this keg >frantically search basement for hiding spot >notice commercial grade (aka huge) dryer in laundry room >find random stranger hey man help me put this in there >begin placing keg into dryer >laundry room door opens >male and female cop shine light on us (we couldn't find the lightswitch for some reason) they laugh hysterically >they start taking out the cuffs b/c we're obviously intoxicated and underage >shit my pants >huge bang upstairs and screaming (vase or something broke) >male cop runs upstairs leaving female cop >female cop about to cuff both of us >male cop screams for assistance from female (fight or something i guess) >female implies for us to stay there (LOL OKAY) and runs upstairs > me and stranger escape out basement window and jump into car of friend who had just arrived and gtfo
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>6am >Wake up in a pool of vomit, no shirt on >wake up host of party >She gets a bucket of water and a sponge >cleans up my puke (seriously) >finds my shirt, puts it in her washing machine >still quite drunk, I ask her if I can kiss her >she says no >"Can I touch your boobs?" Keeping in mind I'm pretty fat, I had no shirt on and have a hairy stomach. MOOBS EVERYWHRE
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>>10034237 believable until this
>Hot drunk girl feels bad for me. >We make out on the couch. you puked/pissed everywhere there is no way a hot girl or for that matter any girl would touch you
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>Invited to a party by a guy i haven't seen in a year >Whatever I don't have anything else to do today >Get there, find the host already drunk and he gives me a bottle of wine >Start drinking copious amounts of wine >Practice throwing knives much to the chargin of the other party mates >Make out with girl >Puke into sink >Make out some more (don't ask me man) >Smoked cigars Good night
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> Go to a party > get drunk > Drink way too much > Lay on the floor laughing like a maniac > Suddenly feel really bad > Puke and cry for help for three hours in the bathroom > Pass out > Wake up naked in the bathroom with friend's dog licking my anus and her mother laughing at me > Friend's mom asks me if I need a lift > Refuse "I'm fine, thanks" > Feel like dying on my way home. > worst hangover ever. > Friend took a video of all that shit > It's hilarious > fun memories
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floor and dinosaur and stuff COME ON I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE DID IT
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>>10034483 >Be 13 or 14 >MW2 Gotta love underageb&.
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this shit really needs to be archived
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> i was 15 there was a festival in my town celebrating and shit > drink 3 beers with a friend then says he wants to eat >continue to drink > 5 beers later I lost him and found another friend who offered me another beer > walking around town with said friend (he was dragging be basicly) and some chick stops to ask me how old i am , i answered and as she was walking away "hey wait, let me puke in your face" > we continue to walk and i meet with two chicks friends (i don't know who they were to this day, he told me this part) and walk with them in the park >???? >wake up on a bench full of vomit/ beer and with my shoes of >walk home >the end
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> at a party > suddenly everybody strips, an orgy starts > have to drink alone
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I'm twenty 23 years old and I've never been to a party in my life. No I'm not a kissless virgin, and I'm actually fairly attractive. Am I missing out?
Anonymous
>>10040603 samefag here I have many many epic-near/epic party stories some of which I'm just remembering thanks to this thread
>hs sophomore yr (virgin) parents out of town for like a month thus monthlong party >Prepped the house for this (locked away valuables food/etc) anyone and everyone invited >meet random girl, friend is hitting on her so she asks if I will act like her bf for the rest of the night, she's cute so I comply >later we make out for quite a long time on couch we stop and notice it seems everyone is gone except for the passed out drunkfuck here there >she says she's tired i am too enter parents rm get on bed >take off her shirt dryhump receive longest handjob ever bed squeaks like crazy do this for around an hour >tell her I'm going to go grab another beer >silence, open bedroom door,pants are off, start walking towards living room >some of my best friends are there they begin lighting fireworks cheering screaming way to go anon etc (they all think i was laid for the first time) tldr host party, friends think i get laid for the 1st time, they all celebrate with fireworks inside my house
Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
>free open air gig, The Coronas thy were called >Hip flask of whiskey >naggan of vodka >2 cans of bud >4 cans of cider >shouting up at the band, very loudly, >"YOU GUYS AR FAGGOTS! PLAY FREEBIRD!" >Later that night I pay something like 16 euro for a burger and chips
Pedro'sSoup !!ytVXCtVqc
sort of like OP's>talk with fake new zealand accent all night >get really drunk >fuck girl on couch under a blanket in the living room >actual aussie exchange students who i came to the party with pull blanket off >Stand up with raging hard on >*in loud accent* I AINT AFRAID TO FIGHT YOU AUSSIE FUCKS, WE DID IT BEFORE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN >everybody laughs >look back at girl, she's drunk as me >both run upstairs naked >fuck on bed >pull out The End
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>first year of uni (me and 2 old friends) at the current roomates birthday party >we started drinking early before anyone arrived >old friend calls some chicks for the party > 5 guys in a room when they walk in , I dont wanna know what faces they made ( i was pissing) > we start drinkin more and played thruth or dare > old friend crawls on the floor (like all body touching) to the bathroom that was fucking far away and it was full of spit on the ground (dare) > another dare I put a towel around me and a cooking pan on my head and run around the hall yelling "CHRISTMAS IS HERE" (dare) > we start playing another game that involved heavy drinking > one of my old friend hits the other one in the head with a bottle of vodka for hitting on one of the girls he called > black out > find out the other chick stripped me and put me in my bed coz i was shitfaced > wake up with the dorm door knocked down and the whole place in chaos > find out the old friend who called the girls broke the door down > lol and go to courses reaking of beer
Anonymous
>>10041387 also
>hs at party at friends house >everyone seems to have either left/passed out except I and two friends >we're still wide awake and wanting to drink >hostfriend tells us to stfu so we go outside so ppl can sleep >sitting on the front porch downing beers we realize tomorrow is trash day >decide to go around neighborhood creating an obstacle course in the street with trashcans/bulky thrown away objects ie couches for the cars to navigate through >hide in bushes at my gf's house downing more beers and watch the fun Anonymous
>>10041442 the coronas are a bad band and you should feel bad
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one that sticks out for me>at friend's big house drinking in HS >one friend leaves with a girl >me and my friend go outside the room they're fucking in >we listen in >the girl is moaning, shits pretty funny >we run to the kitchen grab cookies >bust into the room adn throw cookies at them >we run and hide
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>>10041445 I left out my favorite part.
The next day
>"where's your accent?" Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p
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>>10041540 I know.
But the gig was free.
And since it was raining, the power kept cutting out, so every 10 minuets they'd have to go off stage for like 1/2 an hour.
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come on people post MOAR
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>>10041521 samefagfrom now on I am bosche as i have many stories\
>hs party friends house >hostfriend is 3rd degree blackbelt he is outside sparring with other karate fags >Am in kitchen after downing copious alcohol, friend says he knows karate too (bs) begins flailing his arms >catching him offguard say he can't spar worth shit and try and pounce on him totally neglecting to notice in my drunken stupor he had been holding a knife the whole time he was flailing his arms around, I hit the knife with my palm >blah blah blah hospital 6 stiches in right hand palm, nurses ask how it happended, make up elaborate story of falling on knife (it was a rly rly out there explanation I know nevertheless they bought it) Anonymous
>big party in friends unit >i am drunk and knock over the radiator >people start kicking the radiator >people start dancing on the radiator >radiator goes onto table and dancing continues >Break wheels of radiator, break legs of table >the guy who owns the radiator walks in and WTF's >picks up radiator and throws through glass door and off 3rd story >he's not wearing pants
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>>10041885 last line made me lol
Anonymous
> at movies with gf > she wants to fuck > get up in middle of movie, looks from people > finally reach my van > get in, my buddy is in the back > he sees the girl and goes to give me a high five > he is holding pizza > gets pizza all over my hand > buddy is eating pizza in the back of my van
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>>10041978 haha this shit has caught on!
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>Go to pizza party - only know the host >Get introduced to everyone - handshakes all round >Everyone is holding pizza >They all get pizza all over my hand >Everyone is eating pizza at the pizza party
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>college party in my apartment on campus events that night will just be listed >20-30ish ppl >Pushover Resident Assistant knocks on my door tells me to tell everyone to leave laugh in his face and close door >friends find old bikes somewhere begin jousting in apartment hallway breaking a rm's doorframe and knocking another door off it's hinges >break post holding kitchen island countertop >we eat all my roommates food >run out of beer raid another party find a 30pack leave $10 in their fridge >now it gets really hazy bottomline wake up next morning in soaking wet clothes in bedroom shampoo next to bed walk into living room notice frontdoor is wide open and a live turkey is eating crumbs under the coffetable
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>at friends birthday party >it is a sober party >get bored and leave with 2 friends >some fat bitch is leaving at the same time >she asks us to come over to her place, she has beer >we go, drink 2 cases of her beer and eat her sausage rolls >she asks my friends to leave and comes onto me, i decline >she comes onto my other friend >we dice and leave him there >she has head cancer lol
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>My brother in law, Doug's Stag night >Thankfully invited along with two of his cool buddies - I'm a total neckbeard, and a bit of an aspie so I was really touched - made an awesome toast to my new 'wolves' even though they joked about my cool Indy accessory. >Vegas! >Can't really say much more other than it was FUCKING AWESOME because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.
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>winter party asain friends tiny ass apartment >aside from host only know the mutual friend i brought w/me >everyone else in the party are faggots >friend and i down vodka shots and go outside to play on frozen pond >sliding across pond notice duck frozen in the ice >dig it out stealthy enter apartment most annoying bitch there is sitting on couch >friend crawls up next to couch taps her on shoulder and opens ducksbill like a puppet whispers aflack >bitch goes apeshit great lols were had between friend and i
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>at friend's house party, im staying in his "guest room" (more like a walk in closet but whatever its my own room) >random uninvited kid skulking around the party eavesdropping on people's conversations and just being an all around weirdo >as friend is leaving he throws a huge glass of water in his face >LOL incredibly hard, retreat to room and nearly die from laughter you kinda had to be there. and be drunk.
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> go to first real party at 16 > take 5-6 shots straight up > checking out hot asian girl since start of party > near end of party, people leaving > got asian girl says she wants to sit down but there are no chairs > invite her to sit on my lap claiming its more comfortable than any chair > she accepts > proceeds to talk to me about her current boyfriend and why she hates him > i kiss her > make out for an hour or two > finger her > host kicks us out after being disappointed she didn't pull > got her number > don't call or text toocoolforschool.jpg
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>>10038786 >>10038786 >>10038786 >>10038786 >>10038786 From a pathetic moments thread yesterday.
Original:
>Last Day in School before moving across town >Last Class of the Day >Last 5 minutes of class >Let out huge fart >Try to blame it on guy behind me, no one buys it >Oh well I'll never see these fuckers again haha >Year later >"hey aren't you that guy who farted in class and never came to school again >"Yeah" >"Haha AWESOME, DUDE!!" >He High-Fives Me >He has pizza in his hands >We're at the urinals >He's eating pizza at the urinals I believe I got it pretty close to the original.
Anyway the whole thread was filled with ones like that.
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this thread needs to move over to page one and be archived
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Tasting in parchived bread
Anonymous
>Four guys standing around one girl at a party. She's not even that hot. >I walk up and say as seriously as I can, "Hey, let's run the train on Sarah" I don't remember it, but multiple people backed up the story.
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My favourite stories are the ones where people black out and end up in someone else's clothing without knowing how.
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> Going away party for friend > Get semi-wasted > People having drama > found out two girls like same guy and want to hook-up with him > Go up to the three of them > Blatantly say they are being whiny > grab hotter girl, shove tongue into mouth > end up fucking, nobody realizes we left to other room > Go back to party > Other girl asks why i didn't pick her > Says "Who says i didn't?" >Make out with her before party ends > Wake up in the morning, realize that I'll probably never do something that cool for rest of my life
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>all of my friends party, drink, and smoke weed all the time >have gone to one or two parties, never drink or smoke >had sex once, but it was completely sober just me and her >boring summer >this thread makes me want to party
Anonymous
>>10046306 Does she have light red hair?
Crossing fingers.
Anonymous
>>10046928 Yes, but her name's not Sarah.
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>go to frat party, play caps(Beirut with caps) >be awesome and run the table >partys over, do shots of wild turkey with frat dudes and honor 9/11, in 2005 >?? >stumble to dorms >go back a few days later, thinkin i was alpha >get called puke-boy as i blacked out and puked all over their couch. >feel beta as fuck, still go back though cause im puke boy and they all think im a bro.
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>>10046948 Yeah, dumb question. It would have been cool though, I wonder if the girl I'm thinking of nudes are online yet...
Anonymous
>graduation party at a friends house >lots of people >get far to wasted >vomit on girl >her bf and his boys come to kick my ass >dodge bf's punch > slip and fall >get my ass kicked >throw up again
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Take 4 shots with no chaser before more than 3 other people have arrived. Have a 3some with best friend and best friend's gf More people arrive. 4 more shots idk
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dont you die on me thread! ive been following it all day, i want more,
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lol bump to see myself on the archive
New Tripcode Every Week (Back from Asia) !!oDNBTI3FU
New Tripcode Every Week (Back from Asia) !!oDNBTI3FU Tue 13 Jul 2010 10:16:00 No. 10048452 Report > go to rave party > smoke too much weed > strobe lights > HOLY FUCK STOP MOTION ANIMATION
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>>10047046 Soo... you didn't reach wasted?
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>>10048452 I love that effect, it's a total mindfuck.
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>>10048452 lol. that's me. sober.
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FUCK YEAR BUMP DIS SHIT
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So happy I woke up and this thread was still here.
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>>10054210 same here bro
brahblax
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>>10054210 aye. Bump for moar stories!
Anonymous
> live in middle of nowhere > going to a gig, all friends but one drop out > pregame at a pub > completely trashed at 4pm > black out, we get to gig (which is 8 miles away) somehow > bang on door til someone opens it > cleaners tell us its not open > down our handy hipflasks outside > black out again > wake up in some sort of wooden box > 15 year old girl is sitting on my crotch > scream like a girl insanely loudly > wake up my bro, he has 15year old holding his hand > we gtfo out of there > go inside, double rums plz > try to start the dancing by doing a waltz with bro > dj guy cuts the music > says theres no way hes letting two guys dance > trollface.jpg then double rums plz again > black out again > get taxi back to main town where we live > have 2 hours of pub time left > go to pub, meet lots of friends/new chicks who were there > black out > wake up on sunday still drunk, go for breakfast > feels good man
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this was my worst party moment
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>>10056526 What is this ?
lolidontgetitblox
Irysh !!rJYTUvEPp
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Bumping to keep thread alive
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ITT>Get drunk >Do stupid shit >Laugh it off "I WAS DRUNK TROLOLO" I love using drunkenness as an excuse for doing stupid shit.