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!729.ypVW.w No.10579740 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Share your stories of groping/frotting.

Whether intentional or by accident.

I'll start with three:

>6th grade, first time getting detention.
>After 15 minutes, everyone crowds around a table to sign off.
> Girls ass is right in front of me.
> Hump it for a few seconds, she doesn't even turn around.
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>On a youth group weekend trip, cute chubby girl gets on the bus at another pick-up point.
>Talk to her a little bit, then she's doing some homework.
> Half way there, put my arm around her.
> Slide it down and caress her thigh/lower back/waist.
> She never said stop.
> Find out from her friends it creeped her out, shitsux.

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A few days ago.

> At a packed outdoor mall.
> Cute petite woman stops in front of me while turned other way.
> I walk very fast
> She says "so sorry"
> I alrady bumped into her
> Full contact
> Dick brushing on her hip.
> She says "get off me"
> Tries to push me away as if I'm trying to rape her.
>Walk away look straight ahead.

Pretty good for a complete accident.