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Awesome moments you had with your parents/grandparents thread.

>sitting at funeral for a friend of grandma's next to my grandpa
>children being shits in pew in front of us
>grandpa slightly hits one of them in the side of his head with his cane
>kid turns around
>grandpa assumes the old person stare at the ground pose
>kid looks at me, I'm looking at my game boy
>they turn around and continue being shits
>grandpa repeats process and whacks them a tad harder
>kids turn around, then turn back
>grandpa looks at me and we both coolface


>driving near golf course with my dad
>we're at a stoplight
>guy on the green is focusing intently on making a putt
>he lifts the club to make the putt
>dad honks the horn
>guy fucks it up and whacks the ball away
>he looks up at us
>dad runs the red light as we laugh our asses off