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!!lFYCMu2VK No.10741682 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: Moments you couldn't say anything but "wat".

>Waiting in a line.
>Homeless person approaches me. Asks me if I can help him buy a sandwich.
>I give him two dollars in coins.
>He puts them in his mouth and says "Thanks, chief. I'll vote for you in the upcoming elections."
>wat

Pic kinda related.