>ma gets a post box
>"why dont you just get a hole cut in the new door so we can have a letter hole, then the letters will just already be in the house. "
>"it looks really nice!"
>"...........but its just putting a needless stage inbetween the letters getting delivered and getting the letters inside the house. its for people with long gated driveways anyway, because the postman cant get to the house?. why would you even buy this."
>"its fine, look!!!"
>"no its not fine, in a normal house yes, but it needs a key, which WILL BE LOST. BECAUSE ITS OUR HOUSE. just get get a hole cut in the door ma. look how no one else on this whole road has one because we dont have huge gated driveways"
>"blorple blorp! blorple blorple blorp!!!!"
>month later, key gets lost, mail hangs open to the world, any passports, bank statements, small parcels, whatever, totally open to theft and vandalism, right next to the door. she went to the effort of actually getting a brass letter flap put on the door to give the impression that we have a letter hole, but its just stuck on solid wood. its fake. it would have taken like 10 seconds for some kind of powertool to cut the hole underneath the fucking letter flap stuck to the door.
>mfw she masterfully creates failure methods for everything, even things you cant fail at, like owning a fridge and a freezer or couches. how would you fail at these things i hear you thinking? how? that doesnt even make sense.
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