ITT: We tell stories of our badass pets.

>hear terrible screaming noise like an animal in pain
>rush outside thinking my cat is dying
>see coyotes running frantically in the opposite direction
> find cat laying a little stunned on ground with coyote fur and blood all over his paws

He ran up a tree trying to get away from the coyote but he's so clumsy that he fell out of the tree onto his would-be killer and tore him to shreds. My cat was completely unharmed except for a minor concussion

Your turn!