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Anonymous !R9K0ZGdQng Tue 23 Nov 2010 20:53:00 No.12136031 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12136097 >>12136192 >>12139652 >>12156074

ITT:We tell stories about when we felt like a creep

>Walking alone in the forest
>It is getting dark
>I start to get afraid.. "What if I meet a creep guy in the forest?"
>Then I realize I am in the creep guy in the forest
>I have a mental illness
>I was carrying a knife
>My clothes were old
>I am tall
>I have watched and read my read weird things
>I fap to rape porn
>I am the guy you would be afraid to meet if you were lost in a dark forest
>forevercreepguyintheforest.jpg

You?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:00:00 No.12136073 Report

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Dont tell me you are thinking.

Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:02:00 No.12136086 Report

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um. i dunno man.

really. I seriously don't know, but then, i'm not like you fucking perverts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:03:00 No.12136088 Report

Quoted By: >>12149988

>Sitting on ferry, not paying much attention while just idly looking around
>Meet eyes with girl/woman

Creeper as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:04:00 No.12136094 Report

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>Check girls FB account
>She has here house listed on FB Places
>Decide to go over 'cus I was bored
>Text her asking which house she lived in
>Tells me shes taking a bth and to come again another day
>Texts me later how I knew where she lived

stalker.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:05:00 No.12136097 Report

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>>12136031
nigga please, you're not creepy at all.
don't make yourself feel afraid of yourself.
besides: watching/reading creepy things does not make you creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:07:00 No.12136108 Report

Quoted By: >>12136294 >>12138148 >>12139010 >>12139091 >>12139711 >>12140940 >>12146008

>Walking alone in the forest
>It is getting dark
>I start to get afraid. "What if I meet a fearsome animal in the forest?"
>fucking bear pops out of nowhere and tries to claw me
>I was carrying a knife
>My clothes were old
>Try to stab bear
>Bear grabs knife then judo throws me over his shoulder
>Points knife at me
>Then I realize I am a bear
>Have bearfight
>TOTAL WAR
>DRUMS POUNDING THROUGHOUT THE FOREST
>EVERY ANIMAL GATHERS TO WATCH THE BLOODBATH
>there can be only one
>I win
>head home
>forget I'm a bear
>worry that my parents won't accept me
>walk into house
>parents are bears
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:20:00 No.12136192 Report

Quoted By: >>12140940

>>12136031
>Just met a new girl which was introduced to me by a friend
>Suddenly, EYES LOCK ON TITS
>OH GOD, be cool man, look at her in the face, THE FACE
>Eyes begrudgingly shift upwards towards her eyes ... 30 seconds later, EYES LOCK ON TITS
>This goes on through the whole conversation

happens all the time... oh the shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:35:00 No.12136294 Report

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>>12136108
TOTAL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

baerblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:37:00 No.12136302 Report

Quoted By: >>12136326

>Walk home
>Alley on my route which leads from train station
>Girl in short skirt and school uniform comes out of alley literally right in front of me
>She tries to speed up
>i walk fast
>she lives on my road
>it looks like i'm following her
>she changes to the other side of the road
>i need to do the same
>she keeps glancing back and looking at me with a disgusted/worried look

poor girl
I think she might've had special needs as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:41:00 No.12136326 Report

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>>12136302

this is pretty funny shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Nov 2010 21:44:00 No.12136337 Report

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>sit in library
>have yellow fever
>there's a Chinese girl on the computer directly opposite me
>look up, our eyes meet
>she breaks the contact, I maintain it
>constantly glance at her for like an hour
>when she leaves I see she left her student card behind
>grab it and run to give it to her
>tap her shoulder to get her attention
>she turns around, looks deep into my eyes and looks the most genuinely afraid I've ever seen a human being
>feels bad mang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 00:49:00 No.12138008 Report

Quoted By: >>12138059 >>12139249 >>12152054

>meet girl at a class, we hit it off
>she makes some stupid excuse to come back to my place
>oh yeaaaa
>we get to my place (location: outskirts of town, rented small house an easy half-mile from neighbors)
>we step inside
>she starts screaming frantically and runs away
>for a moment, I am confused
>then I look at my apartment
>guns and swords and knives everywhere, mostly mounted on the walls
>workbench viewable in the garage with rusty red paint splattered all over it and tools scattered in that area
>rest of apartment is spotless except for some red juice stains on the carpet
>basement door open and light on, plastic all over the rails and stairs (was remodeling with the permission of the owner and was finishing painting)
>my house is a murder house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 00:55:00 No.12138059 Report

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>>12138008
I lol'd doctor hannibal
>8008
oh yeah, nice BOOB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 00:55:00 No.12138061 Report

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>walking through forest
>dog attacks me
>it's blind
>some psycho starts shooting at me
>shoot the dog and the cultist
>drink some vodka
>toss bolts to get through anomaly field
>keep walking through Red Forest
s.t.a.l.k.e.r.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:03:00 No.12138129 Report

Quoted By: >>12140940

>walking home from the bus every day in Jr. High
>D cup slutty asian girl wears skirts, has to walk up some stairs on the same route I walk on
>always walk right behind her so I can watch her panties or pussy depending on if she wore any that day
feels pervy man.

I'm now also the guy that judges every pair of tits at college.

>walking to my next class
>girl with huge bouncing tits in a thin tanktop walking towards me
>look at them
>she covers them up with her jacket
perv.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:06:00 No.12138147 Report

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I'm unfortunately creepy in general, but
>tall, unshaven, tired, never smiling
>walking home in prize trenchcoat I inherited from old Life Drawing teacher
>it's raining, so I pull up the hood of the sweater I'm wearing underneath
>get home, jump when I see homeless guy standing there
>realize I'm looking in a mirror

also
>Be first year in college
>meeting classmates and all that
>ride down to art store for supplies, see classmate cashing out
>on way home, stop by her and friend walking to say hi
>they can't hear me because of mumbleface and traffic. They issue no response or acknowledgment
>ride home, later realize it looked like I was trying to randomly pick them up
I still avoid her a year-and-a-half later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:06:00 No.12138148 Report

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>>12136108

Everything went

>Bear-ter

Than expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:26:00 No.12138397 Report

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>Get high with 2 friends
>They decide to goto one of their local dealers house to get some coke
>Dealer invites us to some sketchy party
>Everybody at it is 30-40 years old and scary
>Feeling pretty fucking gone, try not to look at any of the old ass slutty women
>Go into an empty room and just stare at a chair across from where i'm sitting
>"Yo buddy, why are you watching my wife"
>"I'm just looking at the cha...wall"
>Realize sitting in the chair is a rather large women sleeping
>"Get the fuck out of the room you creepy bastard"

I spent the rest of my time staring at the kitchen clock that was melting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:28:00 No.12138421 Report

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>Walking down stairs in the dark (got streetlights lighting the staircase well enough trough the window) to laundry room while laughing at stuff I just encountered on 4chan
>I'm alone and I don't think I'll encounter anyone on the way down to the first floor (it's 11PM)
>Suddenly a door opens, a girl is about to walk out, looks me in the eyes and immediately closes the door with a scared look on her face
>Realize my dumb grin looks like a rapeface and I probably made her think I'm going to rape her

So yeah... That's the time I scared the shit out a girl by making her think I'm going to rape her...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:30:00 No.12138442 Report

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have a fake facebook account with girls from my college on it, check it regularly.
never talk to these girls in college, they have no idea that I know quite a lot of thinks about them.

feel creepy man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:40:00 No.12138580 Report

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>Math teacher
>am insatiably infatuated with a student
>one of my free periods coincides with her gym
>sadly jerk off under my desk to her bouncing round the netball court
>feel disgusted with myself
>consider changing schools or even professions
>2 weeks later, doing it again.

I've felt like a creep at least 70% of the time since I met her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:42:00 No.12138620 Report

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>playing frolf with a few friends
>have semi-long hair, wearing aviators to hide my high-eye and a blue silk shirt with flames on it
>talking about resin
>see a parent with two small children, watching us suspiciously
>it dawns on my pot-addled mind that I've become "that guy"
>for some reason it's really funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:44:00 No.12138649 Report

Quoted By: >>12139645 >>12148018

> Girl I like sends me a Facebook invite
> FUCK YES
> Spend half the night looking/fapping at her pictures
> Realize how creepy it is
> Delete my facebook in disgust
> Go to bed disgusted with self
> Wake up
> First thought is "I should've saved those pictures first."
> I CAN'T STOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:49:00 No.12138718 Report

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>dream last night about stealing a pair of my mother's friends daughters (she's 17) panties from their house while no-one is in.
>wake up
>wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 01:50:00 No.12138741 Report

Quoted By: >>12146891

I recently got moved to a new desk in an open space office. I have a cute girl sitting almost in front of me (something like 30 degrees apart).
Everyday when I'm not busy the following happens:
>Don't look at her
>Don't look at her
>Ah, fuck it, it's not like I'm going to die if I look at her working for a split second
>Turn head 5 degrees
>She looks at me the moment I start moving my eyes on her
>Awkwardness ensues.

This happens almost every day at least once. I feel like a creep because I don't even know her.
She's also a nerd and I would be amused if she read this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:09:00 No.12138975 Report

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>group of people from my class walking home
>girl one one side talking about a creep she encountered the night before
>I walk faster, so I manage to get besides her quietly
>putting on the most evil grin I can
>she finally notices someone besides her
>looks directly at my face
>jumps 3 feet making the most powerful shriek I ever heard

everybodylaughs.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:13:00 No.12139010 Report

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>>12136108
Guttural laughter. Awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:21:00 No.12139091 Report

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>>12136108
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmu0LMlS8Us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:23:00 No.12139117 Report

Quoted By: >>12140940

>>walk to the store
>>not tan
>>not dark haired
>>not muscular
>>not rich
>>see female
>>she screams and calls police
>>get arrested and sent to prison for rape

i hate being so creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:37:00 No.12139249 Report

Quoted By: >>12147405

>>12138008
This is awesome.

Mutebloxxxx. Or you know what, no, fuck muteblox, I'll do a story.

> be in love with my roommate
> he has a girlfriend and she is pregnant with his child
> also I have morals
> total no-go area
> he comes to my room to chat, as he does sometimes
> drinks from a glass of water I have on the desk
> leaves
> I pick up the glass
> want to lick it, even the potential remains of his saliva on the glass are sexy
> realize how sad and creepy that is
> lick it anyway

foreveralone.fla

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:47:00 No.12139343 Report

Quoted By: >>12139454

>Walking alone in open field
>It is getting dark
>I start to get afraid.. "What if I meet a turkey?"
>Then I realize I am a turkey
>I have few days to live
>I have wings
>Can't fly
>Can't have sex because damn farmers make our tits too damn big
>forever alone
>go on a murderous rampage
>sentenced to death by beheading
>Am selected as the only turkey that isn't killed this year, by a presidential pardon technicality
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:51:00 No.12139400 Report

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>Buy a t-shirt from Goodwill
>Fuck, this is a kids t-shirt
>Fits great, though, so I go to buy a pack of them from Khol's
>Have to go to little boy's section
>Have to go to little boy's underwear section

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:54:00 No.12139427 Report

Quoted By: >>12139858 >>12139944 >>12139971

>leaving the video store
>girl enters as I leave
>see a pussycat in the window next to the videostore
>shout out "pussay!"
>girl looks angry at me
>forevercreeper.jpg2000

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:56:00 No.12139447 Report

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>be on exchange at foreign college
>fuckers never gave me my card
>exam time
>they ask for the student card
>shit motherfucking cinderblox
>run to the dean's office
>I was so fucking nervous I was starting to creep her out D:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 02:57:00 No.12139454 Report

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>>12139343
>"what if i meet a turkey?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:07:00 No.12139564 Report

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This one was back in high school, which kinda led me to lose all my reputation with girls
>german class
>bored as fuck
>girl sitting in front of me with a low cut top
>note it but lose attention
>stare blankly at random areas
>dont notice that im staring at her tits
>have a kind of zombie look, eyes unblinkin, mouth slightly open
>she covers up her tits with a jacket
>gives me a sconful look
>the fuck?
>realize I was staring at her tits for a good 5 minutes with her obviously noticing
>i did not mean to do it
>still chastised for it by the females of my grade
>high school still was the best damn time of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:09:00 No.12139585 Report

Quoted By: >>12139621 >>12146855

I think you guys can't top this...

> Be in High school
> Since Freshman year liked this girl who I was head over heels for till my senior year
> Extremely shy of her
> Talk to her friends to find out what she likes, doesn't like, what she finds attractive and so on..
> Try to work up the courage to talk to her for the past 4 years but can't
> During the 4 years would draw pictures of her in my art class
> Talk to my friends about her erry' day nonstop
> Write love notes to her and find out from her friends that she's extremely creeped out by me
> Get upset when she's with other guys
> Get revenge by putting dirt in her gas tank and pissing on her front window
> One day steal a diamond ring from my moms jewelry box and give it to a friend of hers to give to her with a love note attached
> Get called up to the office because her mom saw the note and thinks that I'm a threat

To this day she has a kid with the douchebag I hated in high school.
>

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:11:00 No.12139617 Report

Quoted By: >>12139705 >>12142994 >>12157040

>friend has 2 hot female housemates
>go round his
>they aren't in
>we get hideously drunk watching deadwood
>whiskey and beer all night long
>for some reason we start having a joke bar brawl fight
>end up throwing each other onto a glass table, I cut my arm pretty badly, blood everywhere
>wrap arm with duct tape, still giggling, somehow managed to get blood all over my face
>stumble downstairs giggling to myself, going to get kitchen towels to clean up the mess
>walk into kitchen, holding bloodied roll of duct tape
>his two hot housemates are there
>they both start screaming and trying to climb out of the window, literally going full on lost-their-mind terror
>friend stumbles downstair to see what the racket is
>they stop and he explains what happened
>tries to introduce me
>they are both sitting on the floor cuddling each other sobbing
>they leave the room whenever I come in for the next two years
>mfw they thought I had killed everyone in the house and was coming for them and now I'll never even get a smile out of either of them

fuck beans. I have never seen terror like that though, I wish I had a camera on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:12:00 No.12139621 Report

Quoted By: >>12139659

>>12139585
>To this day she has a kid with the douchebag I hated in high school.

To this day? So maybe one day it will change?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:12:00 No.12139627 Report

Quoted By: >>12146766

>6th grade science class
>Bored. Spinning pencil around my fingers
>Pencil flies out of hand
>Hits hood of girl in front of me and rolls down to the back of her seat
>Chair has hole in back
>Not thinking
>Reach for pencil
>Accidentally touch her ass

She and a few other people around us freaked out, but she saw my pencil and calmed down. It was still embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:13:00 No.12139641 Report

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>Out in a club
>meet my friend;s sister
>buy her a drink cos she is in town
>think I can get away with subtle flirting cos I'm on a relationship
>get on really well with her
>become more drunk, get presumably creepier
>wake up next day
>mfw i think i didn't embarrass myself last night
>hang out with friend, he says his sister told him how I was hitting on her and her friend
>it dawns on me that i'm a creep
>maybe i still have a chance she didn't say no...
>MFW THERE'S ALWAYS RAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:13:00 No.12139645 Report

Quoted By: >>12139703 >>12142524 >>12142584

>>12138649
Kinda similar thing happened to me.
>girl I like adds me on facebook
>oh shit
>get all excited
>fuck, maybe she wants me
>10 minutes later, after the adrenalin rush
>oh god, shes just being nice and adding everyone
>why would I get so excited about that, god im pathetic
>feel like a creep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:14:00 No.12139652 Report

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>>12136031
Wow it's like the ending of a Lovecraft story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:14:00 No.12139659 Report

Quoted By: >>12141045

>>12139621
I was hoping it would be me instead of that asshole to have a child with her.. I was seriously obsessed with her and from time to time I check her Facebook to see what she's up to.

ThisIsMyTripname !!b+zO3jp8b

ThisIsMyTripname !!b+zO3jp8b Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:16:00 No.12139686 Report

Quoted By: >>12148624

>On some randomly generated island
>see a block man on a mine cart
>That's a nice everything you have there, i said
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>I blow up
>Everyone now hates me
Times i was a creeper...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:17:00 No.12139689 Report

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>In almost empty movie theater with female friend
>She goes outside
>Rub my hand on her coat and smell it
>Forever alone creep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:17:00 No.12139691 Report

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>High as hell with some friends in an empty lot somewhere.
>goofing off, not doing much of anything, having fun being high
>Girl walking about 50 feet away, on sidewalk.
>Friend "i think i know who that is, lets go see" (she seemed familiar to me too)
>walk to her, about halfway, and she notices us, visibly afraid, but keeps walking.
>We wave, trying to display friendliness
>"She looks afraid of us dude, lets go hide behind that tree"
>Go hide
>Decide to go ask her if i know her, chicken out halfway, and go back to tree
>Girl starts running like crazy, feel bad.

My perspective:
Girl seems familiar, go try to talk to her, she runs.

What i guess is the chick's perepective:
Middle of the night, and two guys appear out of nowhere, walk towards wave to me, and hide behind a tree. They get a look at me, and walk back behind the tree.

Looking back, i feel like such a dick, but at the time, i was "wut"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:18:00 No.12139703 Report

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>>12139645
Get some friends dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:18:00 No.12139705 Report

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>>12139617
Literally fell out of my chair laughing, good show sir, good show!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:19:00 No.12139711 Report

Quoted By: >>12139803

>>12136108
Saved this from /b/. Hope you don't know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:24:00 No.12139769 Report

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>sitting in class
>pop a random boner
>scramble to put in a position no one would see it

Worst "creeping" I've ever done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:24:00 No.12139773 Report

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>Me and a group of friends get drunk and go skulking around a middle school at night
>I decide to take a girl out of the group and go on an adventure in the dark
>Whole time the girl is like "anon I'm scared, let's go back"
>I'm like "hell naw, this is awesome"
>She gets scared and leaves, I sneak around school like a ninja for 10 minutes
>Manage to sneak up on friends without being heard or seen
>Scream as loud as I can
>One girl has a panic attack and won't speak to anyone for rest of the night
>foreveracreeper.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:26:00 No.12139790 Report

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>Walk down street audibly replaying a conversation I just had.
>I am a crazy person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:27:00 No.12139803 Report

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>>12139711
that is the oldest shit ever, you're lame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:28:00 No.12139818 Report

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>High school. Missed my ride home.
>Waiting in the library for my ride. It will take two hours.
>Lookin' at art books because I like art. Waiting in the library never bothered me because you couldn't take the art books home.
>Seriously. I'm just looking at some delicious arts.

>Hot guy arrives. Wtf why is hot guy walking in my direction?

Hey Anon!
>O hay. I don't know how to talk to you because you're way out of my league.
What are you doing here so late? Got a paper to write?
>No, no. Just enjoying some art books while I wait for my ride.
Oh, what kind of art do you enjoy? Let's see what you've got to look at there.

>Hot guy flips pages.
>All pages are nudes.

Well. Um. I guess I'll see you in class or something.

>Hot guy hightails it the fuck out of the library.
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:28:00 No.12139820 Report

Quoted By: >>12139966

I was in no way acting like a creep or dressing like one but I was called a creep anyway. Same goes for my mom.

>walking around a small street fair in a small town with my mom
>bound to run into everyone at least once
>we're just walking around looking at the different stands
>notice that we've passed the same two girls twice
>as we pass by them the third time I hear them whispering about passing us so many times
>they call us creeps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:32:00 No.12139858 Report

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>>12139427
lol WAT.
seriously. why did you say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:32:00 No.12139859 Report

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>Go out shopping with my sister and her boyfriend
>I keep hitting on my sister
>Keep smacking her ass
>Take her and her boyfriend into ann summers
>Embarrass him with a pair of fluffy handcuffs
>Pervygrin.jpg

>I'm a creep who can't stop hitting on her sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:33:00 No.12139862 Report

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>>Me and my family were invited to neighbor christmas party
>>Had to be with the kids (I was 16, they were 12-13)
>>I took my camera, I had gotten it just some weeks before
>>Tooked lots of random. not centered pics during the night
>>Everyone Were in to the computer, I was lying on the bed next to it. Realize my neighbor daughter has a fucking great ass, and I'm not shitting you, If I could choose one ass in the whole word I still would choose that one. (she was 12-13 years old)
>>Turn on camera, I was going to take a picture and let it pass like "another random uncentered pic"
>>Forgot to turn off the flash
>>Everyone noticed
>>feelbadsmen

I'll be right back, I'll see if she has any pics in her facebook where you can see her ass. i'm feeling the urge to fap
>>Everyon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:40:00 No.12139944 Report

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>>12139427
That's like some lame bullshit out of Scott Pilgrim. You are a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:42:00 No.12139966 Report

Quoted By: >>12140117 >>12140143

>>12139820
protip: girls are dumb cunts and you should pay no mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:42:00 No.12139971 Report

Quoted By: >>12140288

>>12139427
That's only acceptable if 'pussycat' is the prevailing term for cat in your country. Only thing is, if it were, she wouldn't have thought it was weird.
Your fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:48:00 No.12140047 Report

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>with whole class on a trip for a week
>boys sleep in on room and girls in another
>monday first day
>girl i have a crush on has her 18th birthday
>get drunk and high as fuck
>talk to her all night and hug her and shit like that (normaly i never talk to her)
>shes laughing all the time
>later like 4am lying in bed talking with bros
>"what a good start of the week. I had a good time with her and she enjoyed it 2"
>mfw i recieve an sms from her best friend (that is also a good friend of mine) at 4.30am saying that she just said something like "wtf was wrong with anon tonight. He was acting all wierd"
>heart broken
>never talk to her again
>still love her
>forever a creep :(

Damn to greentext sucks on a iphone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:53:00 No.12140088 Report

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>Girlfriend told me she has rape fantasys
>Try to fullfill them, she struggles, thought it was all part of the mood
>Force her pants/panties off
>Discover tampon string

While I did keep her, no sex for me for like 4 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:55:00 No.12140117 Report

Quoted By:

>>>12139966
We didn't care. Once they were out of earshot my mom and I looked at each other, started laughing, and called them stupid whores.

I have the best mom ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 03:57:00 No.12140143 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139966
>That girl was a dumb cunt and you should pay her no mind.
Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:08:00 No.12140288 Report

Quoted By: >>12140318

>>12139971
Some people are old fashioned. Some people, like me, hate the word "pussy" as a term that denotes the cunt, I actually think cunt sounds better as I associated pussy with a cat and hence I don't want to stick my penis in it.

My theory is that anyone who uses the word pussy rather than cunt or beef-curtains is probably at some point in his life going to dick a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:10:00 No.12140318 Report

Quoted By:

>>12140288
Cunt is a little crude for my tastes. I prefer "hamslick"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:12:00 No.12140343 Report

Quoted By:

>hot friend and I are enjoying a BBQ hotdog
>I bite the dog
>the juice from my wiener squirtles on his bear cest
>I comb bouquets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:15:00 No.12140385 Report

Quoted By: >>12140468

>buy prepaid phone
>keep calling some girl over and over with hang-up calls
>go to her house and check when she leaves for work
>snap a photo of her from my car
>break into her house
>jerk off into her panties, leave the photo I took of her on the kitchen table

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:22:00 No.12140468 Report

Quoted By: >>12140517 >>12140533

>>12140385
What part of this is creepy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:26:00 No.12140517 Report

Quoted By:

>>12140468
Snapping the photo from his car. He should have been in the bushes or waited till she was asleep and broken in for a close up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:27:00 No.12140533 Report

Quoted By:

>>12140468
>prepaid phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:29:00 No.12140558 Report

Quoted By: >>12140664 >>12140940

>really drunk at a concert
>but inbetween two girls talking
>basically ask the ugly one if she minds going away while I try and fuck her cute friend
>crowdsurf the fuck outta there before as the whiteknights begin to circle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:33:00 No.12140604 Report

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>Think I'm creepy
>Read this thread
>NOPE.avi
>Slightly happier with self

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:33:00 No.12140612 Report

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>driving with friends
>see some hot sluts walking the street, comment on it
>girl in front seat goes 'ew, anon'
>put my watface on
>bro next to me points out they're only 15-16 years old
>squint, look again
>nope, still hot guys, y'all crazy
>other bro drives closer
>suddenly
>fuck my life, they are only about 15
>prosopagnosia + near sighted + dark makes me a creeper I guess
>spoiler: I still think they were hot, I just also thought they were of age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:37:00 No.12140664 Report

Quoted By:

>>12140558

I lol'd. Thanks for the awesome story anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:54:00 No.12140908 Report

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>drop pen
>roles under desk to the side of me
>crawl under desk (these are big old fashioned lab desks)
>girl returns to her seat
>"what are you doing there anon?"

creepy_pervert.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 04:56:00 No.12140940 Report

Quoted By:

>>12136108
>>12136192
>>12138129
>>12139117
Lol'd
>>12140558
FUCKING FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR. Crowdsurfed outta there for whatever reason made me lol really hard, prolly cuz I'm baked.

>8th grade
>hot asian girl
>hottest body I've ever seen, even to this day
>rides same bus home as me
>gets off at same stop
>we go to cross street, but can't, I accidently slap her ass, since back then, as I walked, my arms went back and forth like HURR DURR
>slap it really hard
>she either doesn't notice, or is a kinky bitch
>mfw I jerked off to that for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 05:05:00 No.12141045 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139659

You are creepy, no one wants to procreate with you.

And he's only a douche in your eyes because he is superior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 05:07:00 No.12141069 Report

Quoted By: >>12144579

>Take a picture of a friend at work while she was bending over and her thong was showing
>Immediately show her the picture
>Her face: Imokwiththis.jpg
>I share the picture with all our co-workers
>She's amused

Apparently you are only a creeper if you are ugly, if you are attractive it is acceptable behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 05:28:00 No.12141349 Report

Quoted By:

you guys and got shit on me

>like chick
>ask her out
>she sais she'll think about it the MOVES THE NEXT DAY

also

>highschool years
>playing at elementary assembly
>friends joking saying little girls are hot
>I point out one and say I would fuck her there and then
>'dude it's different to say they WILL BE hot then that they are'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 06:10:00 No.12141851 Report

Quoted By: >>12142039

>walking to party alone with two beers in my hands
>see lady coming towards me
>accidentally drop one of the beers and it smashes on the ground
>lady yelps
>"hello!" =D
later that night at the party...
>talking to random people since i have no friends to go with
>laughing and having a good time totally shit faced
>accidentally burn girl with cigarette that is standing next to me
>she yelps
>"OMG IM SO SORRY!"
>try to hug her
>she shoves me away
>look around. party is now empty
>stumble home drunk asking random people for a cigarette

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 06:29:00 No.12142039 Report

Quoted By: >>12142490

>>12141851

>stumble home drunk asking random people for a cigarette

This used to be my every evening ever.

Not creepy but reminded me

>stagger home badly drunk, I dont know the city well
>get lost
>ask a guy in coat where the fuck am I
>he speeds out of sight
>stagger on into the night
>find gas station
>enter
>about to ask chick at the counter where the fuck am I
>notice a table
>at a table four fat guys are sitting playing cards
>they are now staring at me
>I'm staring at them
>Lose nerve
>walk the FUCK outta there
>stumble about until dawn when I get a random bus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 06:33:00 No.12142083 Report

Quoted By: >>12155961 >>12157233

> every time I zone out and realise I'm accidentally staring at someone intently

Feels bad, man.

Unrelated !!sraBnlSCV

Unrelated !!sraBnlSCV Wed 24 Nov 2010 06:36:00 No.12142109 Report

Quoted By:

>Middle of the night walk.
>Wave enthusiastically at every car that passes.
>Sit in an intersection.
>Holy shit, what am I doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 06:57:00 No.12142370 Report

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>introduced to girl at a party
>am nice, she's nice
>continue partying
>later on am smoking a blunt with a couple of friends
>she's walking towards the door, should say goodbye
>"hey [name], you leaving?"
>turns around, ddoesn't quite hear me
>"...where yuh going?"
>gives me a look like I'm a weird fuck
>out the door right quick
:[

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:01:00 No.12142423 Report

Quoted By:

I blame shitty horror movies for girls irrational fear of "creepiness".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:02:00 No.12142446 Report

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>woke up in the morning
>feel like a creeper
>look at people who never hang out with me's FB stati, and comment them
>Get called a creeper.

>go to bar
>try to dance with girls dancing
>get called a creeper

>go to walmart
>standing in check out
>get called a creeper by the cashier

>foreveralone.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:06:00 No.12142490 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142039
>went to a bar
>got shit faced
>stagger all over askign for a cigarette
>bitch calls me a nasty creepy fucker
>i tell her she needs to stop spreaing std's and i hop she dies of whatever one she has
>get thrown out
>staggar around on my way hoem asking for ciggs
>some hot junkie girl and her husband give me like 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:09:00 No.12142524 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139645
This has happened to me about a dozen times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:13:00 No.12142579 Report

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>Am at a party with a bunch of friends and a bunch of my friend's friends
>Am talking about how I recently got laid and gesturing very enthusiastically with my hands
>Have to kind of yell to be heard over roar of the party
>Sudden lull in the party noise
>All you hear is me yelling "Yeah, dude, I'd totally fuck her!" and my hand just happens to be pointing in the direction of one girl
>Didn't notice the terrified look on that girl's face
>She quickly leaves the room a few minutes later
>Realize I am "that scary lesbian"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:14:00 No.12142584 Report

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>>12139645
>girl i like adds me on FB
>oh god she likes me oh god!
>can't wait to catch her online
>catch her online, im her and say "hi"
>it says she's offline, FFFUUU
>realise she blocked me, her profile can't be found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:14:00 No.12142594 Report

Quoted By: >>12142709

>wake up in the mornin feelin like a creepa
>dead body next to me, i only wanted to sleep with her
>take a walk to the shops
>starin at some cops
>yeah they starin right back
>must be because of my really long Mac
>head in back of their car
>i feel like im a star!
>they find the dead body
>and now i am in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:24:00 No.12142709 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142594
that was shit hot great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:28:00 No.12142756 Report

Quoted By:

>Have bad habit of hurrying to catch up to people without calling out to them.
>Suddenly appear next to them or at their car window moments after they close the door
>Combined this being worried about being considered a creeper, and thus self-conscious and awkward, thus giving off creeper vibes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:30:00 No.12142768 Report

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>strolling along, minding my own buisness
>see some faggot building a sandcastle or some shit on the beach
>do I feel like being an ass today? yes. would be better if I suprised the fuck out of him.
>go over while he went to get more sand or some shit.
>TSSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:34:00 No.12142813 Report

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>meet a girl at a party
>hook up kinda
>get her number
>friend her on fbook, call her the next week, leave voicemail
>check fbook the next day, defriended
>3 years later we are at the same grad school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:41:00 No.12142920 Report

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>new school
>go to guy's house with friends to do schoolwork
>getting late
>some people tired, we all sit in the couch and fall asleep over each other
>I stay awake while pretty girl I liked fell asleep over me
>goddamnthismomentissoperfectparkergetmepictures
>take picture with my cellphone

fast forward two weeks

>we're looking at pictures from a lab experiment
>I leave for a couple minutes to write some results down
>they find the picture
>ohmigad, what is this? stay away freak!

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:48:00 No.12142994 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139617
Fuck the rest, give the prize to this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:56:00 No.12143100 Report

Quoted By: >>12143111

The most creepy I've ever felt was when a girl and another boy were over at my house and managed to discover my secret shemale porn folder, then start watching the videos with me sitting there. The girl was giving me looks like I was messed up the entire time, but she was laughing, so was the guy. The worst part was when I tried to take control of the mouse and she ducked into my grabbing hand, which latched itself onto her breast. They left pretty soon after that and I've not seen them since. The look she gave me was of utter contempt and I'm sure she said "creep" on the way out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:58:00 No.12143107 Report

Quoted By: >>12143125

>Girl leaves a pair of panties in my room.
>Month later, still have panties. They're in a drawer.

I seriously don't know what to do with these panties. I can't just throw them away, and I haven't seen the girl since to give them back. It just feels creepy having a random girl's pair of panties just chillin' in my room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:58:00 No.12143111 Report

Quoted By: >>12143194

>>12143100
You let people on to your computer when you've got shemale porn on there?

What the hell man, at least try and hide that stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:58:00 No.12143121 Report

Quoted By:

>I am tall

Since when was this a requirement to be creepy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 07:59:00 No.12143125 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143107
Don't give them back. Just like, keep them.

Not that hard is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:01:00 No.12143165 Report

Quoted By: >>12143255

>be pseudo-famous
>get a fan letter from a Japanese girl
>touch and sniff the letter
>cry about it
>imagine her touching herself
>fap about it
>write a song about the whole thing
>realize it was my mom's fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:02:00 No.12143167 Report

Quoted By: >>12149268

>Be out drinking with friends.
>Sitting opposite a girl I fancied, she was next to her boyfriend of the time.
>I'm very drunk.
>Her boyfriend keeps making this noise that makes me laugh a lot.
>She says in a joking / teasing way "you know I don't find you attractive at all when you make that noise, in fact, I'd go as far as to say I hate that noise".
>I butt in "don't lie, I bet you're nursing a pair of wet panties at even the thought of that noise, you dirty whore".
>In my head, it was funny.
>Entire bar is silent, as are all my friends.
>Dirtiest looks from EVERYONE, male and female.
>Girl at bar calls me a creep.
>Never try to be funny again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:04:00 No.12143194 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143111

Less "let" and more "they barged into my room and before I could stop them were sitting at my computer, which I'd left logged on".
To be honest, I thought it was fairly well hidden and didn't expect visitors. Ah well, they didn't tell anyone to my knowledge, not that I give a shit, the shemale in the video was fucking hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:07:00 No.12143237 Report

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> Be walking behind girl on way home at like 3am
> Go up same alley as girl
> She walks faster
> I am an asshole
> Walk faster
> Kick the ground mid step to make it sound like I broke into a run
> She spins round
> Shit eating grin on my face
> She doesnt say anything as keeps walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:08:00 No.12143255 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143165
Sure is Pinekrton in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:13:00 No.12143330 Report

Quoted By:

A she wants to fuck thread by any other name would smell just as much like beansprouts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:14:00 No.12143338 Report

Quoted By:

>working with awesome boss on construction sites
>work on his house sometimes while he's out on site
>laying bricks, he goes a few cities away
>his entire family goes to a soccer game
>I'm alone in his house
>he has an annoying 12 year old daughter, not bad looking though
>unstoppable pedolust
>sneak into her room to steal used panties
>catch a site of myself in her bedroom mirror
>I'm sweaty, unshaven, reasonably overweight, and in a little girl's room stealing her panties
>leave, feel like a fucking creep

Because, you know, I was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:15:00 No.12143350 Report

Quoted By: >>12143495 >>12145232

>Fucking girlfriend
>Feel like shit
>Can't get off
>Tells me to choke her until I come
>I do.

The sound she made still makes me feel dirty. What did I do to this sweet Catholic girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:22:00 No.12143443 Report

Quoted By: >>12159350

>8th grade
>just got a RAZR cell phone
>tell group of friends about how I swoop in behind hot girls and take stealth pictures of their nice asses
>group of friends all laugh and are okay with me being a creeper
>be in homeroom week or two later
>obnoxious popular black girl says "oh lawdy is dat one dem razer phones"
>"yeah"
>she asks to see it for a minute
>she is sitting with group of girls of which asses I probably took pictures of
>10 seconds after she has my phone she sees my glorious album of middle school ass
>"OH LAWD THIS BOY GOT PICTURES OF EVERYONES BUTTS!!!!"
>all eyes on me
>calmly blush with a slight troll face on
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected

2 years later

>drop out of highschool
>start texting beautiful blonde stoner girl
>we were mutually friends by other friends
>had made small talk before etc.
>she acknowledges my existence
>raging hormones make me send text saying "i love you"
>she isnt completely wierded out
>write long, thoughtful texts for why she should love me
>she now hates me and has threatened to call police a handful of times

DONT GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I SMOKE WEED REGULARLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 08:25:00 No.12143495 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143350
she gave you instructions, you followed.

You are not a creeper. That would turn me on but I doubt I could do it and feel good about myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 09:47:00 No.12144579 Report

Quoted By:

>>12141069
she was dying on the inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 09:49:00 No.12144602 Report

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For-ever!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 09:50:00 No.12144610 Report

Quoted By:

>walking alone through campus
>see a group of people
>think i recognize them, stop walking
>i'm a solitary silhouette staring at them
>they run away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 09:57:00 No.12144686 Report

Quoted By:

>rolling balls at an edm concert
>go outside but realize I don't have cigarettes
>sit on some steps next to a group of people, wait five minutes before asking them for a smoke
>thank them and sit there smoking and not even try to socialize
>later that night, dancing with some girls.
>one of them is wearing these fuzzy mittens
>ask her to rub them on my face (I was peaking)
>she says no and looks kinda nervous, her friend puts them on though.

maybe not creepy since I have the excuse of drugs but I still kinda cringe remembering how weird I must have came across.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 10:27:00 No.12145015 Report

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>Be in high school, grade 12.
>Intelligent for my age.
>0 friends, kissless virgin. Sit by myself, don't talk.
>Unshaven, always tired, etc
>Often late with no homework done, bad student.
>Everyone knows I have aspergers and psychotic urges.
>People just thinking I'm weird.
>I rock up to class one day having not slept for 2 days and seeing weird shit on Prozac.
>Ask teacher about bugs on walls
>Hypersensitive to touch
>Look like a total nutcase.
>It's a literature class, cute girl I'm crushing on behind me. I'm the only guy in the class.
>In my deluded state I say hi and have this huge creeper grin
>ALL the girls in the class look right fucking at me
>She doesn't reply
>I get up and walk out like a zombie
>Go home and collapse

That was a bad day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 10:38:00 No.12145156 Report

Quoted By:

>Post in this thread
>The thread dies
>total creep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 10:45:00 No.12145232 Report

Quoted By: >>12145931

>>12143350

If you both got off on it, and nobody got injured or went to jail, what's there to feel bad about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 10:55:00 No.12145355 Report

Quoted By:

>On business trip alone, bored
>Nude beach nearby
>Why the hell not give it a try?
>Sense of freedom is... amazing
>Take a long walk
>Boundary of nude beach is not clearly demarcated
>Walking through a kind of rocky area, no one else in sight anymore
>Suddenly, two parents and their young daughter
>They see me; turn around; walking very quickly away

Also... a common story here...

>Sitting in coffee shop, studying for law exam
>Tired as fuck, not paying attention to where my eyes roam
>See two pairs of tanned legs, bright orange shorts
>Tanned legs... very easy on the eyes...
>High school dance girls leaving the shop quickly, complaining loudly about creeper
>For the first time in my life, feel like a dirty old man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 11:45:00 No.12145931 Report

Quoted By: >>12145977 >>12148179

>>12145232
I dunno, maybe because being aroused by choking someone is fucking weird?

inb4 special snowflake everyone is different everything is ok speech

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 11:48:00 No.12145977 Report

Quoted By:

>>12145931

You sure won't be getting that speech from me. But maybe you're just getting of on her enjoying it.

There are lots of sexual activities that I've enjoyed with one partner, but not another. Lots of times it's her reaction, not what I'm doing, that's turning me on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 11:52:00 No.12146008 Report

Quoted By:

>>12136108
BAD-FUCKING-ASS
I lol'd so fucking hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 11:57:00 No.12146067 Report

Quoted By:

I smelled my girlfriends sisters dirty panties, a little creepy but I enjoyed it so whatever. No I don't feel like green texting this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:05:00 No.12146128 Report

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>standing outside of school with a handful of friends, discussing our plans for the day
>school I transferred from is literally right down the street
>see old, awesome math teacher escorting group of younger girls to a nearby park for PE or some shit
>jog over, try to get attention of teacher to say hey
>she doesn't hear me
>all of the girls look at me as if I'm about to rape them
>was tall, slightly fat, with a neckbeard and wearing a baker boy
>I totally looked like a child molester

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:14:00 No.12146231 Report

Quoted By: >>12146465 >>12146479

>be a faggot
>group home with fucking school jock as roomate. He walks around in his little jock strap
>"you're cool with this right? i mean you're not gay or anything"
>"nah bro, im cool"
>continue reading book but glance every now and then to check his cute round ass
>at night listen to his breathing until i learn when hes deep asleep (around 3:00 am) and get up with creepy face
>stand over him in the dark and just look at him for a good 40 minutes
>never touched him though :(
>last day at the group home, hes still in school and they tell me to pack my things...go into his drawer and steal 2 of his jock straps a dirty boxer and shirt from his laundry....i wont see him again
>1 year later he transfers to my high school
>in my gym class"oh hey anon remember me?" *smirk*
>oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:42:00 No.12146465 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146231
sounds like heaven. It's so hard to live in a world where 10% of your crushes could ever be reciprocal ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:42:00 No.12146467 Report

Quoted By:

>10th grade, last class on a friday
>sit next to girl i have crush on, but i hadnt told her at this point in time
>she sprays me with perfume, gets on my shirt
>fap with my face buried in that shirt with the perfume smell for a good three days

For anyone wondering she ended up rejecting me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:43:00 No.12146479 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146231
>be a faggot

Isn't that creeper enough for you? fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:46:00 No.12146498 Report

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>it's nighttime
>walking to main street off the college campus
>see two girls coming my way
>don't particularly care, keep on walking
>as we pass by, I hear one whisper to the other "okay go faster"
>yell out back to them "i'm not going to hurt you, jerks"
>realize they must've been talking about heading back to their dorms quickly because it was fucking cold out
>feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:48:00 No.12146521 Report

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>Best friend of 8 years comes over
>Be 14
>He is super cute
>We sleep in the same bed because he has no sleeping bag
>Get hard on and put my hand on his side for 5 minutes just feeling him breathing
>Really wanna fuck

Nothing happened, and I don't think he was awake ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 12:57:00 No.12146587 Report

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>wake up very early in the morning
>hear crazy windstorm outside
>decide to go for a walk
>standing on a hill by the edge of the road
>unexpectedly meet a couple of friends on their way to hockey practice
>stay until sunrise and then continue with my day

Later, those friends tell me their story:
>walking to hockey practice
>see me standing on a hill in the wind
>arrive at hockey practice
>teammate asks if they saw their water bottle
>"I dropped it running away from some creepy guy lurking on a hill"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:08:00 No.12146697 Report

Quoted By:

>sitting in sixth form common room
>sitting in a circle type thing with friends.
>female friend sitting on chair with feet up on the chair.
>up skirts 'r' us.
>cant stop looking.
>she puts her feet down, gives me a look. never mentions it.
>goddamnwhy'sshesohotandwhyamiaperv.exe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:11:00 No.12146723 Report

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>Looks like girl I had class with
>Go up, wake hand & say "are you __X__?"
>No reply from bitch
>Ask louder
Repeat 4x
>Bitch acts like she finally notices me
>Say no, even though it is her

Unless the bitch has a twin or a doppelganger. I dont know why the bitch even lied about it. Didnt feel like a creep but it was just odd when the bitch didnt reply when I walked up to her and asked. Aspie whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:13:00 No.12146735 Report

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>in high school
>in groups
>for some reason go to my "happy place"
>start daydreaming about overly evil thoughts
>head tiled looking a ceiling laughing to my self
>snap out of it
>girls looking at me weird
>MOTHER FUCKER!

glad that weird malicious phase is good and gone by now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:17:00 No.12146766 Report

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>>12139627
It's probably more likely that
>she saw that it was you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:20:00 No.12146792 Report

Quoted By: >>12157040

>want to be friends with gym instructor because she's nice to me
>guess where she lives based on the gym location
>use that and her first name on facebook
>profile account with photo that's definitely her
>use full name and town in whitepages
>find her home address and phone number
>now I know everything about her
>create account under false name, add hundreds of people including her
>one day a few weeks later, ask her if she's been added by X account
>she says yes
>we talk about it sometimes
>eventually conversations turn to other things
>add her on my real facebook account
>now we're good friends and talk about everything
>mfw i'm female
>mfw we would never have been friends if i hadn't been such a fucking weirdo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:22:00 No.12146818 Report

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I used to have this mutilated raggedy-ann doll with piercings and drawn-on tattoos hanging from my rearview mirror... One day I was in this one girl's house, in her bedroom, and when she walked out for a minute I stole a pair of her underwear and put it on the doll later and took pictures of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:28:00 No.12146855 Report

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>>12139585
... something tells me you were never normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:32:00 No.12146885 Report

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>in high school
>pain in my stomach, getting over an illness
>mon visage is screwed up in pain'
>teacher walks past, we lock eyes
>death stare him,
creeper as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:33:00 No.12146891 Report

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>>12138741

you are now required to say hi to her at some point and eventually ask if she wants to hang out.
start working on those conversational skills.

i recommend a short "hey, im anon" to start things off and build up from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:41:00 No.12146956 Report

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>driving in shitty city at night
>drive past 3 girls walking on sidewalk
>honk horn
>one girl yells "FAGGOT!" or something at the top of her lungs
>immediately slam brakes and come to screeching halt
>they start screaming and immediately sprint in the opposite direction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:45:00 No.12146984 Report

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>going to creepy haunted place in the middle of the night
>going with girl and guy
>have other friends of theirs waiting there in the woods in black hooded robes
>get there, girl gets out of car
>they run out of the woods and grab her, carrying her off into the darkness screaming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 13:46:00 No.12146999 Report

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>high school, project adventure, doing the zip-line thing
>teacher is at the other end of the zipline, insanely hot girl is going last
>guys are excited to see what she looks like in the harness, naturally

>she goes, gets stuck about midway (something wrong with the pulley or some shit)
>teach brings a ladder, but can't climb it because he's colossally fat (gym teacher + fat = lol)
>i climb it before anyone can say anything, grab the cable, say hi, pull down
>she unhooks the harness, almost falls, big gasp, grab her hand
>oil all over my hand from the line, don't care, kinda romantic moment

>she looks at me
>"uh, i need my hand to climb down"
>'oh, right'
>try to let go of her hand
>my hand won't let go
>"so... let go?"
>'right, on it'
>let go, she climbs down
>clearly notices my boner

>forevercreepyguywhosavedachickfromthezipline.tga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:04:00 No.12147144 Report

Quoted By:

bump for epic bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:28:00 No.12147318 Report

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>Training my hot female friend in Gymnastics
>Shes wearing a tight leotard pants, displaying the indents of a nice vagina mound
>Practicing hand stands on a foam box
>Hold her legs up as she attempts to hand stand walk across the box
>Do it again this time helping her balance
>Shes starting to lose her balance so I'm basically holding her up by the waist
>Eye level with her crotch
>Deliberately let it fall into my face and breath in heavily
>Both fall down and laugh
>She has no idea what I did
>Foreveracreeper.jpg

Hangman !!dVHMbv+rB

Hangman !!dVHMbv+rB Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:41:00 No.12147386 Report

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>Walking alone in the enchanted forest
>It is getting dark
>I start to get afraid. "What if I meet a foul beast in the forest?"
>fucking orc drops out of nowhere and tries to claw me
>I was carrying a scimitar
>My armour was old
>Try to stab orc
>Orc grabs my blade then judo throws me over his shoulder
>Points sword at me
>Then I realize I am an orc
>Have orcfight
>TOTAL WAR
>DRUMS POUNDING THROUGHOUT THE FOREST
>ALL THE ORCS GATHERS TO WATCH THE BLOODBATH
>there can be only one
>I win
>head home
>forget I'm an orc
>worry that my parents won't accept me
>walk into house
>parents are orcs
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:44:00 No.12147405 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139249
>>12139249

That's not creepy, that's hot. Are you a dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:47:00 No.12147426 Report

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>Watching Harry Potter with friends and a few people i've never met
>The new people talk about how Dumbledore is gay and that the actor that played him died of old age.
>I say "Yeah, more like died of old AIDS"
>no one appreciated it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 14:59:00 No.12147491 Report

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>friends dare me to eat a habanero during lunch in high school
>it's not so bad at first
>the seeds hit my tongue
>OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
>start drooling uncontrollably, literally shaking from the burning
>have nothing to drink
>run up to nearest table
>it's full of hot girls
>I'm drooling and shaking and moaning
>half-yell half-grunt "I need this" and take one of their drinks
>walk away as they stare at each other in total confusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:04:00 No.12147525 Report

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>in love with a guy
>somehow, ask to see his ID
>find out his parents' names
>find out their phone numbers, their home adresses
>go stalking one day to their homes, see their cars
>post the mom on /b/
>next day see the guy
>he says hi
>i say hi
>TROLOLO I POSTED YOUR MOM ON /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:08:00 No.12147541 Report

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>Have bad eyesight
>Walk out of dark building into bright sunlight
>Stare at girl as I make my way through the crowd
>Get close enough to realize she was staring at me too
>Too scared to look away
>mfw she watched me stare at her for over 10 seconds with a stoic emotionless face.

DoomsFury

DoomsFury Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:10:00 No.12147555 Report

Quoted By: >>12147793

>Girl i know for 10 years i like her
>Internet is shut off and computer is broken for a year too lazy to go over and tell her.
>Make my sister tell her
>New computer and faster internet
>log on to aim and tell her sorry for not being online and tried to tell her she was always at school when i would come over.
>Tell her i like her and that i had a crush on her for a 8 years
>she like wow me too ask her if she wants a peice of cheesecake
>bring cheesecake over
>She takes cheesecake and goes back inside and locks door
>i walk back home thinking what did i do
>send her message on asking her what did i do she sends me a tell back saying what do you mean wtf did you do!
>i say yeah what did i do
>she says um you had no pants on your penis was showing and you were smiling kinda creepy.
>I look down and see that i have no pants on and i only had underwere on.
>send her a tell back saying im sorry and that i was sick and wasent feeling well and i took a few extra pills
>2 weeks go by ask her to go for a walk with me we go for a walk talk about beer and shit i tell her i dont drink gives me a dirty look
>walk her back up 2 days later ask her if she wants to come over and watch a movie.
she says no she is going out with her new boyfriend
>i say what boyfriend she tells me she just met him i say what ever log off and go fap to pictures of her sister.
>a week later i tell her i feel rejected on her facebook page she calls me creepy i delete her
>she sends me a freind request i tell her no leave me alone im creepy.
>she then comes over yells at me for likeing her
> i say what ever pull my penis out and start fapping in the hall way she freaks out and says im retarded.
>wake up remember im a bear with a knife in his hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:23:00 No.12147631 Report

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>Sleeping at friendzone girls place.
>Alone on the couch.
>Want to fap... but I musn't.
>Go to bathroom, on the way notice basket of dirty laundries.
>Must resist urge to check for panties
>Cant resist urge to check for panties
>Grab several pair and give em all a good wiff.
>Pick particularly good smelling pair and enjoy the smell for a while
>Put panties back to avoid suspicion
>Lay back down, feeling like a creeper.
>Notice my hand still smells of dirty panties
>Smell hand and jerk it on her couch.
>Go to sleep feeling like a creeper.

a few days later

>She sleeps over at my place in the guest bedroom
>Resist urge to fap that night
>the next day I enter the guest room,
>smell the pillow, smells like her hair
>jack off with face stuffed in pillow.

>do it again later on.

And I wonder why I'm having mixed feelings about this girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:42:00 No.12147748 Report

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>go to class
>sit in back
>"that guy's a creeper"
Such is the life of an ugly bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:42:00 No.12147753 Report

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>little brother had a girlfriend bout 2 years ago
>I was in my /b/ phase at the time
>constant memes and insensitive jokes by me to her because I'm a dick
>make AIDs jokes a lot
>find out one day from her that her dad died of AIDs
>fuck, man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:49:00 No.12147793 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147555

Holy fuck...........I really, I just don't know anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:58:00 No.12147843 Report

Quoted By: >>12147898

> Had a palm pilot, put softcore porn on it
> Dude asks to see it, forever alone me says yes
> Girl comes by, he acts like it's his shows it to her
> She finds porn, due embarrassed, says it's anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:59:00 No.12147852 Report

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>girl asks to see my ipod touch
>looking at wallpapers, accidently into my hentai porn
>grab it quickly and x'd
Yeaaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 15:59:00 No.12147853 Report

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>Go for a smoke at 4 AM
>Walk away from the busy streets so I can be alone with my thoughts
>Remember there has been a recent surge of crime in my area, with people getting beaten up
>Look around to make sure nobody's coming toward me
>Notice a cat across the street
>Whistle at it, trying to get its attention
>A guy walking near it comes into view
>He takes the first turn away from me
>Probably thought I was whistling for other people to come out and beat him up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:01:00 No.12147862 Report

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>be an straight attractive female
>be at a party
>introduced to new people
>cute light skinned black girl? what the fuck
>she's so cute and funny oh my gosh lets be friends lol
>kind of sad cos the guy i'm fucking doesn't care enough to show up like he said he would
>want to get fucked up as fast as possible
>a couple glasses of southern comfort and dr pepper
>lol guys i am the bartender what'll ya have
>take a sip from every drink i make
>pretty fucking drunk
>end up in a strapless bra and shorts
>i remember at one point in the night i tried to talk to her and she just looked at me like whatthefuck
>remember the next day and be kind of offended
>remember i am a straight female why do i care

>denial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:07:00 No.12147886 Report

Quoted By: >>12147930

>your face when a girl teases the fuck out of you for four straight hours
>your face when you admit to wanting her and she calls you a creep
>mfw when you have no face
>mfw when I have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:09:00 No.12147898 Report

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>>12147843
would've yelled "WTF YOU DOWNLOADED PORN ON MY PALM PILOT!?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:12:00 No.12147912 Report

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>living on campus
>bunch of posters describing criminal rapist/thief
>Tall, short brown hair, kinda pale, wheres a black hoodie and jeans
>I am all of those
>people avoid me when I go out at night
kinda funny actually, because i'd be to scared to rape someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:15:00 No.12147930 Report

Quoted By:

>>12147886
You nigs know my pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:34:00 No.12148004 Report

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In the next day or two I'll be telling my best friend how I feel about her. She thinks I got over it years ago. Even though the conversation will run to the effect of "I need your help putting this aside" I can't help feeling like a complete creep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:36:00 No.12148018 Report

Quoted By: >>12148031

>>12138649
Areyoume.avi

creepiest moment ever
>have a spa party at a friends house
>only the group there
>latish 2am, now there is just 4 dudes in the spa we are insanely drunk, most drunk i've ever been.
>go home
>get an extreme urge to fap to a friend that was at the party.
>try from 4am to 5am to get it up and fap
>i dont even find this girl attractive
> what the fuck

Another
>be in year 12
>sees the hottest girl in the school, think she might be a year younger
>find out she's in year 8
>fap to her of over a year
>dude im gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:39:00 No.12148031 Report

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>>12148018
How young is year 8? If 12>, it's all good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:47:00 No.12148075 Report

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>when I developed a liking for a girl in my class, so based on her first name and general living area, track down where she lives without moving from my computer
>when I got bored so i found where my english teacher lived without moving from my computer
>when i wanted to be creepy to a girl i know so i called her house without moving from my computer

Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 16:53:00 No.12148113 Report

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Stalked a girl a bit. Didn't want to spend the rest of my life with her or nothing like that. Just thought she was insanely hot. I got a little daring, i.e. followed her up stairs to check out dat ass or snap a pic, but then realized I this shit was getting out of hand. I quit cold turkey. Just straight ignored her for a month. I learned to chill out with that shit. It didn't help that before that I looked like a creep, was always quiet and bigger then most people. Yet, that was the only creep thing I've ever done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:00:00 No.12148160 Report

Quoted By: >>12148243 >>12157981

I was 14 and abnormally hormonal, also ugly and low selfesteem (welcome to 4chan)

>was at a party girls were getting drunk
>girls were really drunk and about 3 passed out
>i volunteered to chek on them while they were asleep
>layed next to them fondelling one girls breasts
>moving on to the next girl, fingering her
>moving on to the next also fondeling breasts and fingering
>next day one of the girls seems to remember stuff..

forevermolestingcreepindenial.jpeg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:05:00 No.12148179 Report

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>>12145931

It's not that we're special snowflakes, it's that people who judge other's sexual preferences as weird are so staggeringly behind the times that they must have been abused as a child.

Perhaps if you'd spend less time chocking back cock to the point of near-asphixiation you'd have enough brain cells left to see that there is nothing wrong with choking someone to get off.

Have fun rubbing cocks all over your face, you fucking peasant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:07:00 No.12148190 Report

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>Be at small political demonstration.
>Woman in crowd near me, exchange a smile once or twice.
>Things start to break up, people leaving.
>End up walking behind her on my way away from the event. She turns the same way I need to go.
>I usually walk fast but it's a nice day and I feel pretty chilled so I take it slower than usual.
>After 5 minutes or so I realise that she's still walking the same route I am, just a little ahead.
>Oh she'll probably turn off once we get to Trafalgar Square.
>Nope, she's still heading the same direction I am.
>Speed up a little bit, vague idea of over-taking her so it doesn't look like I'm following her.
>She sped up too or something because I maintain a constant distance behind her.
>End up effectively shadowing that woman for a mile and a half.

>Have lovely and adorable but Catholic and very 'innocent' female friend.
>Good friends with her for the past couple of years.
>In the past, sometimes started to think about her when fapping but felt a bit creepy about it so would switch to something else.
>Increasingly just indulged myself and fapping to her. Sometimes think of her as a nympho, sometimes about almost raping her.
>Feel disgusted with myself and creepy as hell afterwards.

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:08:00 No.12148199 Report

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>Hear a girl at work talking on cell phone.
>She gives out her social security number (Stupid)
>Decide to wite down her SSN on a piece of paper.
>She notices me by the time I get the paper and pen.
>Walk away, pretending I wansn't about to be a creep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:10:00 No.12148207 Report

Quoted By: >>12148227

>Have lovely and adorable but Catholic and very 'innocent' female friend.
>Good friends with her for the past couple of years.
>In the past, sometimes started to think about her when fapping but felt a bit creepy about it so would switch to something else.
>Increasingly just indulged myself and fapping to her. Sometimes think of her as a nympho, sometimes about almost raping her.
>Feel disgusted with myself and creepy as hell afterwards.

fuuuuu i do this so much too, its fucked its usually not the hot slutty girls it's the plain catholic grils

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:11:00 No.12148215 Report

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>At a FUCK BUSH protest/march.
>See below average looking girl from school there.
>We hang out and march together.
>During march, decide to put my arm around her.
>She does nothing.
>Feel weird and stop.
>Walk ahead and loose her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:12:00 No.12148227 Report

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>>12148207
She's the only girl like that I know, actually. She's not naive or anything: just not at all sexual. And a close friend. I love her to bits. But unfortunately for her she's incredibly pretty and very sweet... I can't help but be a bit attracted to her.

I seriously hate to think what she'd make of it if she knew some of the stuff I'd thought about her.

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:13:00 No.12148230 Report

Quoted By: >>12148234

>Talking with co-worker about girl who used to work there.
> Admit jacking off to her facbook photos.
> He thinks its creepy.
> Reslise not everyone actually does that.
> Learn to keep mouth shut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:14:00 No.12148234 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148230
yeah normal people tend to not speak seriously about their masturbation habits, if at all....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:15:00 No.12148243 Report

Quoted By: >>12148376

>>12148160
wat happened when they remembered that you molested them?

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:19:00 No.12148266 Report

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> Summer after finishing high school.
> Go to last youth group meeting open to last years seniors.
> See blue eyed chubby girl I almost hooked up with at convenion, ended up with someone else.
> Showing off my first cell phone ever.
> Take picture of little emo girl.
> Pose to take picture of chubby blue eyed girl, she doesn't want any pictures.
> Standing with group of guys opposite group of girls.
> Sudden;y decide to hug her, because I might not ever see her again.
> Go grab her and pull her in for a hug.
> Oh no, creepy vibe.
> Forever alone.

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:24:00 No.12148297 Report

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> One bus home from college.
> Space out while reciting rap lyrics in my head.
> Suddenly 2 jailbaits turn around and stare at me.
> Realise I was talking to myself in a trance.
> Freeze up and pokerface (can't show emotion)
> Realise I have become "that weird guy on the bus"

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:25:00 No.12148301 Report

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> Watch real japanese sharking porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:27:00 No.12148308 Report

Quoted By: >>12148401

>Asleep, dreaming about weird shit
>I'm 16 and wnt to try smoking
>Steal 3 of my mother's cigarettes
>Go lean out of my window to smoke them
>I light it, it burns up in 5 seconds
>I light another one, it does the same thing
>Wake up, first thought is the name of the girl I like who I almost got with but was denied through no fault of my own

Why.

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:27:00 No.12148310 Report

Quoted By: >>12148342

Your left hand is touching your face.

> No your left hand is touching your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:30:00 No.12148328 Report

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>be 16 in high school at end of junior year
>freshman girl has crush on me :D
>talk to her get number
>hang out, she's nice
>IM all the time and talk between class
>she's straightedge christian
>tell her i dont drink or smoke < lie
>carry on like this for a couple weeks
>i have a huge crush on her at this point
>summer
>begin horrible downwards spiral
>call her everyday about 10 times for some reason
>do this for about a week
>never picks up (wonder why?)
>tells my female friend that i'm a huge creep
>seen her like twice since then (3 years)
>everytime she gives me a death glare and calls me a creep
>mfw i cant figure out why i couldnt just put the damn phone down

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:32:00 No.12148333 Report

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>Walking into work before my shift (grocery store).
>See woman in tiny red dress leaning over the bakery case.
>Stop and stare, hey, I'm not actually in unform/clocked in.
> She bends over lower.
> Dat ass.
> Cashier and bagger are staring at me.
> cashier rolls her eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:33:00 No.12148342 Report

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>>12148310

Got me there.

Also, it's you're, not your.

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:39:00 No.12148373 Report

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> Met girl at aqcuaintance's birthday party.(High school)
> Keep in touch over myspace.
> Haven't msgd each other in a while.
> Its April 20, 2006.
> Post picture of der Fuher, columbine gore and weed.
> "That was very disgusting and disturbing, please don't ever post things like that."
> Oh nooooo what have I done
> Niggayoujustwentfullretard.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:39:00 No.12148376 Report

Quoted By: >>12148388

>>12148243

only one remembered something, and then the rest pretended they also remembered stuff.. so they thought i was a creep for a few days..
but i just said nah man i did nothing! bitches are crazy

got away with it, sometimes one of those girls makes a joke about haha remember with that girls party 5 years ago and than haha,, and i just smile (on the inside: PLEASE SHUT UP)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:41:00 No.12148388 Report

Quoted By: >>12148399

>>12148376
i did the same thing with my friend's older sister. she was sober and definitely woke up at some point. one day she mentions sleep rape and looks right at me. THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:42:00 No.12148399 Report

Quoted By: >>12148408

>>12148388

it's the hormones man, like we can help it..

besides it did teach me that some girls have an automatic tendency to open their legs when you move your hand down over their belly

としあき

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としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:42:00 No.12148400 Report

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Your = possesive.
You're = you are.

Lrn2Engrish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:43:00 No.12148401 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148308

Look up what that dream means. Could tell you something important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:44:00 No.12148408 Report

Quoted By: >>12148417

>>12148399
i know right? i woke up with a raging boner, horny as all hell. and there she was just lying there. gahhhhh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:46:00 No.12148417 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148408

yup she was totally asking for it lol!

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:50:00 No.12148432 Report

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> Tiny charter high school.
> Be chubby chaser.
> Two chubby latina girls come into office/classroom to talk to instructor.
> One of their pants is too low and I can see a lot of her her "cushions."
> Ask to go to bathroom, literally right around corner.
> First and only time fapping at school.
> Come back to office.
> Feels weird and creepy man.
> I wonder if I look too happy.
> She pulled her pants up.
> Other more chubby girl is now sagging and spilling out.
> Fap to memory of that day until I got a computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 17:54:00 No.12148454 Report

Quoted By: >>12148520

>sleep with a girl from class a couple times
>decent looking, but boring and kind of annoying
>stop calling her
>start hanging out with interesting, attractive girl
>relationship potential
>meet her roommate/best friend
>it's the girl from before
>both pissed at me
>make up with first girl, start sleeping with her again
>use her to get at roommate
>roommate gets drunk with me, we fuck
>feel guilty, conscience wears on me
>tell first girl
>chicks fight, hate each other
>can't see either without feeling guilty

>feelsbadman.jpg

としあき

としあき Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:09:00 No.12148520 Report

Quoted By: >>12148577

>>12148454
>sleeping with girl
>stop calling her
>meet her roommate/best friend
>it's the girl from before

Classic TV episode plot. I'm sure I've seen it at least a few times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:15:00 No.12148542 Report

Quoted By: >>12148594 >>12148645

>Cuddling my girlfriend in the park
>Whisper into her ear "I want to take you into a dark room and do wonderful and terrible things to you"
>She comes from a rigid catholic family and went to a catholic school
>She turns and looks at me wide-eyed
>foreveralo--
>"That's hot! Let's do it!"
>Make out
>Everythingturnedoutbetterthanexpected.bmp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:23:00 No.12148577 Report

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>>12148520
Yeah, probably. People in smaller schools like mine tend to be pretty connected, especially within the same programs. Add to the fact that certain dorms attract certain majors, and you've got yourself a situation where one person is very likely to know any given other person. It's not that uncommon a situation, I've had things like it happen more times than I can count.

Also: because if it ever happened on TV, it can't possibly ever happen in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:25:00 No.12148585 Report

Quoted By: >>12148612

>Go to see new Harry Potter with friends.
>Buy a crate of beer before movie and drink a few.
>Friend says, "Compare this to when we saw the first Harry Potter."
>Childhood destroyed, feel like the creepiest scumbag on Earth.

feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:27:00 No.12148594 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148542
Congrats on figuring out what everyone else has already known about Catholic girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:30:00 No.12148612 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148585
What...how does that make you feel creepy...I don't even...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:34:00 No.12148624 Report

Quoted By:

>>12139686
lol beat me to it

blox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:39:00 No.12148645 Report

Quoted By: >>12148712

>>12148542

Monty Python showed this shit years before you were born.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 18:53:00 No.12148712 Report

Quoted By:

>>12148645

>Post Monty Python in thread
>Thread dies

foreveracreep.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 20:57:00 No.12149240 Report

Quoted By:

>Camping with family and brother's friend
>Go into her tent and fap while sniffing her panties
>No tissues or anything
>Have to sneak out of tent and get to a sink with a handful of cum

thatwasclose.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 21:03:00 No.12149268 Report

Quoted By:

> today
> walk along uni campus
> remember this story:
>>12143167
> start laughing uncontrollably for no apparent reason

a few years back:
> walking through my hood, towards a park, at night
> notice something in the corner of my eye, either a huge rat or a small hedgehog
> "WTF was that!?"
> turn around
> woman behind me, looking worried
> "DID YOU SEE THAT!??"
> "... no?"
> "OK, never mind."
> keep walking
> woman says "Are you heading through the park?"
> "Yeah."
> "Could we go together? I get nervous alone there at night."
> "Sure."
> Proceed towards park, chat a bit.
> Reach park, very badly lit.
> I say: "This would be the right time to get out my knife and demand your money, wouldn't it?"
> She doesn't laugh.
> Finish walking through, say goodbye, never see her again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 21:48:00 No.12149590 Report

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>At supermarket to buy those huge garden trash bags
>I'm bored
>The cashier is looking bored too, he always is
>Eh, what the hell
>Ask him "Are those bags large enough to hold a corpse?"
>His face: o_O
>After a few moments, he laughs a little
>Still feel creepy
All in all a good day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 22:39:00 No.12149952 Report

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> 10 pm, dark as fuck
> running thru the city to get to the bus stop on time
> a girl is walking in front of me, turned back
> i run
> run
> run past her
> she jumps and screams AAAAaaaAA
> i stop like 5 meters further and ask "what is?"
> OMFG YOU CREEPED THE HELL OUTTA ME

> ...
> ...
> raep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 22:43:00 No.12149988 Report

Quoted By:

>>12136088

>Walking through forest
>Realize I am green
>When I come near humans I sizzle
>After prolonged contact I explode

Creeper as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 23:02:00 No.12150154 Report

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>cahtting with a girl i know
>she's got a cold
>word to another jokingly says she would like a tea with Rum and i can come over if i have
>reply: sure in ten minutes
>grab the bottle go over
>ring the bell
>noises on the other side
>call to say im here
>"oh, i'm actually not home"
>sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Nov 2010 23:50:00 No.12150649 Report

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> borrowed a notebook full of German notes from a hot chick
> i fapped onto the cover
> wiped my cum with tissues
> MFW every time i see her in the class she hugs that notebook

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 00:01:00 No.12150730 Report

Quoted By: >>12152207

>Walking around in a secluded area.
> See a lone female either coming my way or start walking on the same sidewalk in front of me
>start slowing down, due to feeling creepy because it feels like I'm now stalking them
>crossing my fingers that they go into one of the houses or doesn't keep going the same way I do.
> FUCK! they keep going
> either end up crossing the street and keep hoping they make a turn
> If they do, I get back onto the side I was on before, if they don't, I either change my plans or make a complete detour

Always happens to me....always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 00:15:00 No.12150858 Report

Quoted By: >>12151332

>work at wal-mart
>i am a baby faced short skinny male
>see little girl wandering around alone
>kindly talk to her and find out she is lost
>take her hand and walk her around to find her parents
>she sees her mom and runs to her
>mother thanks me for watching her little girl
>little girl also says "thank you mister" very cutely
>say no problem to the mother and give the little girl a handshake while saying "you stay out of trouble little one"
>mother smiles and little girl giggles

feelsgoodtobenonthreateningman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 00:31:00 No.12151021 Report

Quoted By:

I have

P O O R
I M P U L S E
C O N T R O L

and I always end up staring at tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 00:34:00 No.12151051 Report

Quoted By:

>Walking alone in forest at night
>Using my phone light as i cant see shit otherwise
>Hear sound of twigs breaking in front of me
>Shine light in that direction
>Guy casually walks past me
>Didnt even have a light
>I wonder what was going through his head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 00:39:00 No.12151104 Report

Quoted By:

>at a friends' barbecue
>he goes to a different school so i don't know many people there
>i sit with him and some girls and they say hi
>he gets a phone call and I'm just sitting there, saying nothing
>sit there for like 10 minutes not saying anything just looking at these girls talking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 01:00:00 No.12151332 Report

Quoted By:

>>12150858
foreverjealous.rar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 01:04:00 No.12151384 Report

Quoted By:

>know a fuckload about people i have as friends on facebook despite only speaking to them once or twice
>know what their friends are like, their personalities and that kind of thing
>realise this
>not a single fuck was given

anyone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 01:51:00 No.12151921 Report

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>Run four floors to go to my professor's office,
>Out of breath open the door
>My hair is messed and I'm breahing like I've just fapped
>Without looking to my professor say "I...read the...boook...you...huh... reccommended...it was...great."
>She is stunned, looking to mo with her spoon full of food
>She is having lunch
>I talk for fifteen more minutes without letting her eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:04:00 No.12152054 Report

Quoted By: >>12152114

>>12138008
Are you me? Goddamn, I've actually planned "what to say" if I'm taking a girl home. Like before I open the door. Along the lines of "hey *girl's name* before we go in I'm just going to mention that I have a hobby that often comes across as being weird. I collect firearms and other tools, if you ain't comfy with that we can just part ways" or something.

>Walking home from friends house in half-ghetto half-decent neighborhoods, like 2am
>look around, dark, don't want to get mugged
>have a hunched, steady pose so I can be quick on my feet, folded multitool hidden by hand, ready to whip the blade out
>Be 6" tall, muscular, very serious face, dark clothing, worn leather jacket, looking around
>everyone walking away from me, or turning around and going in the opposite direction than I am

>scary as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:09:00 No.12152114 Report

Quoted By: >>12152217

>>12152054
lol this.

>used to be afraid of getting mugged in local neighborhood
>go to college, hang out with college kids from rich suburban area
>we go out one night, wear usual city clothes, leather jacket, jeans, dunks, fitted
>"damn anon, if i saw you in the city i'd be terrified of getting mugged"
>not afraid in my neighborhood anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:14:00 No.12152164 Report

Quoted By:

>in bathroom
>hear very soft noises coming from a stall
>look under the stall
>guy comes in the bathroom
>hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:17:00 No.12152207 Report

Quoted By:

>>12150730
just walk past them dude.
that always worked for me, except for this one time

>walking home
>azn girl walking in front of me
>she's going slow, so i speed up and go in front of her
>a few blocks later, see something i want to take a picture of (photographer)
>stop, kneel down to fish camera out of bag
>while i'm digging out camera, happen to look over and see azn girl walking up towards me
>make eye contact
>she walks past me and starts sprinting away as fast as she can
>mfw she thought i was pulling out a weapon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:18:00 No.12152217 Report

Quoted By: >>12152601

>>12152114
I'd feel much better if I was allowed to CC in Canada.

Here's another

>go to college
>classmates are mostly uninteresting, be in a trade that happens to attract less women
>There's two chicks, one is a average girl, other is a "sister" to all the other guys, she has bf
>"sister chick" is insanely hot
>like HOT
>don't want to look creepy, so never look at her or talk to her unless she directly talks to me
>she makes conversation here and there
>comes off as stoic, very cold, very serious
>college class is aware of my affinity with firearms and bladed stuff, most of them are cool with it, some of them hunt and stuff
>get told that I scare the shit out of her

:/ I'm just trying to keep my distance, not look creepy and not get attached...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:51:00 No.12152601 Report

Quoted By:

>>12152217
i'm pretty sure that wouldn't help you get rid of your creep image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 02:51:00 No.12152613 Report

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>Late night, dark, quiet
>walking home through narrow street
>Two girls about 18-25 years old in front of me
>Talking and laughing, probably drunk
>hate walking behind people, especially when they are slow, and they're voices are annoying
>speed up to a brisk walk to overtake
>step in front of them
>they screamed and act startled
>obviously hadn't heard me walking behind them
>turn around, with my default facial expression (low brow, look angry)
>They shout "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US"
>Startled, I try to apologize
>My voice is dry and cracky, been speaking all night, sounds like a rasp
>They talk a step back and look at me, fear has turned to disgust
>They turn and walk away quickly, with one shouting stuff back at me
>Jesus fucking christ, what did I do to deserve that

>get home
>look in mirror
>felt like shit the rest of the night

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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 03:58:00 No.12153392 Report

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>Drunk as fuck, in a bus
>Drop my cellphoe
>Can't reach it
>Say "Hey, give that thing to me!" to the stranger near me
>I'm tall as fuck, long beard, thick brows, probably smell like alcohol
>Stranger looks uncomfortable, reaches and gives me my phone.
>I ask "Why are you here?"
>He looks scared and leaves at the next stop
>I thought he was my friend that I drink with
>Remember that we took different busses with my friend
>Realize it was awkward and creepy as fuck
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 06:59:00 No.12155625 Report

Quoted By: >>12155732

>junior year of college
>friend has a bday party
>pregame hardcore at her party
>get real drunk
>get drunker as the night progresses
>black out
>come to in the middle of a bar fondling some girl's vag through her jeans
>for some reason she is into it
>black out again
>wake up in my room the next day with same clothes on
>have a gf
>feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:06:00 No.12155705 Report

Quoted By:

>>12155548

You have a superpower, my friend.
This anon has sex-ray vision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:09:00 No.12155732 Report

Quoted By:

>>12155625
Why bad man?

badblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:12:00 No.12155763 Report

Quoted By:

>Was with a female friend and her lady friend.
>Could not stop staring at her friend's tits.
>Got caught several times.
They weren't I angry I think. They were more amused that I kept doing it. I don't know, maybe I was sleepy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:16:00 No.12155807 Report

Quoted By: >>12155900

>Roommate is asleep in living room
>Butt hanging out of blanket
>Her panties are visible
>Take pictures on phone
>Fap and come with the force of a thousand suns

I was shaking so much when I took those pictures... I feel like such a loser/creep. Now time to read this thread and feel better about myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:22:00 No.12155900 Report

Quoted By:

>>12155807
Another thing. My eyes constantly look at a girl's chest before her face. This only happens with girls I don't know. I try to stop it, but it's like automatic radar. Is this normal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:27:00 No.12155961 Report

Quoted By:

>>12142083

God damnit.

I just remembered I did that so many times to one girl in freshmen year of high school.

She wore really thick eyeshadow, and the whites of her eyes were really clear, so it created a lot of contrast which I think always caught my eye.

Anyway, creeped her right the fuck out. You might suspect that she was a whore/slut because she used so much eyeshadow, but she was actually pretty shy, nice, and innocent.

I found myself staring at her so often, I didn't find her particularly attractive, but still, it felt bad because she clearly found it so creepy and would always act so freaked out around me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:27:00 No.12155966 Report

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>be 10 yrs old
>have a good friend that i've known for many years
>we used to ride bikes, have fake shootouts, and play basketball.
>now 19
>we drive around at night and stalk girls while smoking pot
>mfw i realized how much we've changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:31:00 No.12156012 Report

Quoted By: >>12156035

>walking past sante fe river
>see family composed of a wife, husband, 2 18ish girls and 1 20ish guy
>they're funny and awesome as shit
>ENVY
>i wanna watch them because my parents were incredible dull
>im a hairy man, and really quite rough looking and also very fit and 6'3
>i run up to a tree closest to the family but hidden well enough in the bushes
>they look over, curious for a minute then continue about their ways
>its starting to get dark
>they are starting to leave and as they walk up the tree im hiding behind (next to the trail) they say a joke and i laugh
>they stop dead and look at tree
>i jump out from behind yell "HEYYY!!" and skip off

>captcha the creeperwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:32:00 No.12156023 Report

Quoted By: >>12156033

>In Puerto Rico
>GIANT cockroach in our hotel rool
>Tell manager
>He comes in to try to catch it
>He's bent over trying to scoop it up without touching it
>I take a pic because holy shit that's a huge bug
>Guy turns around and gives me a dirty look because he thought I was taking a picture of his butt
>He doesn't speak English and didn't understand when I told him I was trying to take a pic of the bug

lol o well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:33:00 No.12156033 Report

Quoted By:

>>12156023
Hotel room*
typoblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:33:00 No.12156035 Report

Quoted By:

>>12156012
how come this creeper shit is so funny mannn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:35:00 No.12156074 Report

Quoted By:

>>12136031
I laughed at this

I can only think of a few.. theres this one time some girl caught me looking at her panties back in high school. She smiled though so it was alriiight.. another time in junior high some girl was just being omglolrandom walked up to me in the halls and said "hi my names katie" and holds her hand out to shake mine.. I shake her hand but my eyes are on her boobs the whole time.. she said "oh my god you are a pervert" and left.. I also knew a friend of a friend on myspace.. I just left a lot of comments on her pictures about her boobs.. thats normal though right? Im sure theres more but I cant remember..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:45:00 No.12156190 Report

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>talking about sri lankan assasinations on indian presidents
>mention the girl who suicide bombed the pres as he left the plane
>she pretended to give him a lay
>i said it would have been cooler if she strangled him with the lay
>funny looks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:52:00 No.12156289 Report

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>go to city's anime club to be less of a shut-in and maybe make some friends
>HONTOU NO JAPANESE PERSON THERE
>as we exit, walk in the same direction as I go back to my car
>i am behind him
>he looks back at me a couple times
>he SPRINTS FOR HIS LIFE across the street and away from me
>;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 07:58:00 No.12156371 Report

Quoted By: >>12157040

>live in country side next to small as awesome town with brick rodes and awesome fucking lil laterns
>im in town at pub
>girl friend is at parents house
>walk back home
>see girl friend ahead of me
>its dark
>i think it would be funny to sneak up on her and scare her
>im wearing a new hoodie
>she's spots me, doesn't recognize me
>i have a deep deep voice man
>i'm all like "wait up baby, i wanna walk with you"
>she's like "no please go away!"
>me in a drunken fury dont realize she doesn't recognize me
>i'm like "naw baby im gonna getcha!"
>i literally chase her down and grab her, she's all swingin around screaming and crying
>i'm like "what's wrong baby, dont resist my loving while grinding my crotch on her ass
>all the sudden its day and im in a ditch (i guess i passed out) walk home and girl friend sees me in hoodie, freaks out again and i take hoodie off.
>she's so fucking pissed man but later we fucked like the world was about to end
>both have rape fetish now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 08:12:00 No.12156563 Report

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SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND YELL YEHA AND GET REAL HIGH AND I BUY SOME TACO BELL AND IM LIKE WHATS GOIN ON AND SAY HEY, WHAT'S GOIN ON
AND HE TRIED OMG DO I TRY, I TRY SO HARD IN THIS INSTITUTION AND HE PRAYS ERRY SINGLE DAY FOR REVOLUTION AND I SAY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYY I SAY HEY WHATS GOIN ON AND I SAY HEY HEY EHYYYYYY YEEEEEYYYY WHATS GOIN ON JUST KEEP IT INSIDE LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS I SAY HEY WHATS GOIN ON
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 08:13:00 No.12156582 Report

Quoted By:

now is time for cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 08:47:00 No.12157040 Report

Quoted By:

>>12146792
>>12139617
Congratulations!! You win the thread!!

>>12156371
This reminds me of a story my teacher told us about one of his old students:

>Girl is walking home
>Sees her boyfriend
>Thinks it would be funny to sneak up and scare him
>She does
>He has PTSD
>Beats the shit out of her, breaking her jaw and other bones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 09:02:00 No.12157233 Report

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>>12142083
This happened to me earlier in the year. I realized what I quickly realized what I was doing and noticed she gave me a pretty nasty look. It was on the first day of class and she decided to sit on the exact opposite side of the room as me.. sucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 09:15:00 No.12157390 Report

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>Drive to school every morning
>Park so that my car faces my crush's every morning
>Then wait for her to go to her car after school
>She parks the same way whenever I get there first
>She always leaves at the same time
>Start staring at each other conspicuously
>Mutual creeps
>What do I do /r9k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 09:20:00 No.12157438 Report

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>driving home from the bar with my friend
>see a girl walking
>friend tells me to see if she wants a ride
>roll down the window and ask
>she screams back "I HAVE MACE!!"
>feels creep man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 09:32:00 No.12157572 Report

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Reverse-creeper story:
>Be walking back from town at gone midnight.
>Walking down dark road to my village, no streetlights.
>Very occasionally a car will come past.
>Hear car approaching, then slowing down.
>Yep, definitely slowing down.
>Oh god what is this who the fuck wants to talk to somebody walking alone down a quiet road in the middle of the night.
>Turn to look at car as driver winds down window.
>It's a friend of my brother who recognised me and is offering a lift the rest of the way home.

This has happened twice with two separate friends of his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 10:05:00 No.12157981 Report

Quoted By:

>go on r9k
>schlick while reading >>12148160
>whyamicreepy.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 10:51:00 No.12158596 Report

Quoted By: >>12158635 >>12160342

>find guy on /r9k/ interesting as fuck.
>can't even enjoy /r9k/ now because I spend all my time on it looking for and reading his posts.
>creepy as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 10:54:00 No.12158635 Report

Quoted By:

>>12158596
>read this post
>wish you were talking about me
>forever alone as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 10:55:00 No.12158637 Report

Quoted By:

>become friends with guy
>stalk him everyday on facebook
>he hates me now

WHAT THE FUCK.

I hate myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 10:55:00 No.12158645 Report

Quoted By:

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD CONTINUE IT NIGGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 11:59:00 No.12159350 Report

Quoted By:

>>12143443
>>12143443
>>12143443
>>12143443

You made me LOL bro, good shit.

>had serious girlfriend in high school who was a psycho-compulsive liar
>sex was awesome and frequent though
>did anything I wanted
>many years later im a college drop out, 22
>smoking weed in her neighbors alleywaywith mym friend talking about our history while waiting to get a haircut
>she comes outside to take out the garbage
>myfacewhen.rar

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Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 13:18:00 No.12160319 Report

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>Walking through school hallways
>Look at a 'popular' girl because she looked like my friend
>Her friend sees me
>Tells the girl I looked at I was staring intently at her
>Spreads throughout the school I'm a stalker, nobody knows who I am so it doesn't even matter

>Talking to friend about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Girls walk by as I'm telling a story of me hunting down and stabbing a bandit in the neck to steal his stash
>They think that since I'm saying 'stalker' and 'creeping up' and 'at night' and 'with a knife' that I'm actually a stalker in reality
>Again, spreads through the school, and again, nobody knows me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Nov 2010 13:21:00 No.12160342 Report

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>>12158596

That's why you should ask for MSN...

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