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Anonymous !GPCshxDuZs No.12459799 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>12459877 >>12473676 >>12478901
ITT: Times when someone really rustled your jimmies

>be nerdy kid in high school
>be in malt shop
>cute girl in poodle skirt
>approach and ask if I can buy her an egg cream
>shes pretty keen and she says yes
>I think it's neat that she said yes and Doc whips her up an egg cream
>greaser comes in
>Doc puts egg cream on counter
>he takes the egg cream and gives it to the girl
>he took my egg cream
>let him know that he's really rustling my jimmies
>he laughs at me an pours the egg cream on me
>not neat
>alone at dance

Jimmies Status:
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[X]- Rustled
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