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Quoted By: >>12589620 >>12589665 >>12589974 >>12590089 >>12611301 >>12627232
i have a tale for you r9k.
>be in college
>black girl i barely know asks me to sing "love the way you lie" with her in talent show
>"why me?" I say
>"cus' your da only white guy i know!"
>dont know how to feel about this
>agree to it as i owe her one since she stopped a big black dude from attacking me once
>date arrives
>she walks on stage in a shitty rihanna lookalike costume
>she sings start of song in her own voice, its ok
>i walk on stage in a wifebeater and black trackies
>i cant rap so i just lip sync to it
>make random hand movements i saw a rapper make once
>girls actually SCREAM when i walk on stage and rap
>am not sure if they are doing it because it looks good or because i look like a retard
>win talent show because everyone else was shit
>all girls are trying to talk to me and saying i was awesome
>half of the girls are giving me phone numbers
what the fuck? girls LIKE shit like that?
>be in college
>black girl i barely know asks me to sing "love the way you lie" with her in talent show
>"why me?" I say
>"cus' your da only white guy i know!"
>dont know how to feel about this
>agree to it as i owe her one since she stopped a big black dude from attacking me once
>date arrives
>she walks on stage in a shitty rihanna lookalike costume
>she sings start of song in her own voice, its ok
>i walk on stage in a wifebeater and black trackies
>i cant rap so i just lip sync to it
>make random hand movements i saw a rapper make once
>girls actually SCREAM when i walk on stage and rap
>am not sure if they are doing it because it looks good or because i look like a retard
>win talent show because everyone else was shit
>all girls are trying to talk to me and saying i was awesome
>half of the girls are giving me phone numbers
what the fuck? girls LIKE shit like that?
