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Post the ways your parents trolled you, /r9k/
>Be 16
>boyfriendless
>never started schlicking anyway
>my mom forces me to listen to "the talk" one day driving
>she pulls us over to one of those seedy sex toy shops and forces me to buy a dildo
>Tells me schlicking will make me less bitchy and be more attractive
>awkward as fuck rest of trip
>come back home
>hide dildo in my room and forget about it
>mother says nothing at first
>mfw the dildo was tucked neatly in my bed on the pillow one morning
>mfw
>hide that shit better
>come back a week later to see it perfectly tucked in
>wtf mom
cont...
>Be 16
>boyfriendless
>never started schlicking anyway
>my mom forces me to listen to "the talk" one day driving
>she pulls us over to one of those seedy sex toy shops and forces me to buy a dildo
>Tells me schlicking will make me less bitchy and be more attractive
>awkward as fuck rest of trip
>come back home
>hide dildo in my room and forget about it
>mother says nothing at first
>mfw the dildo was tucked neatly in my bed on the pillow one morning
>mfw
>hide that shit better
>come back a week later to see it perfectly tucked in
>wtf mom
cont...