inb4 asspie, faggot, failure, etc. i am well aware of these things.
>be 19
>be over at girls' house who are friends of a co-worker
>one of them is a big girl, cute though, and the other is a straight up 9
>we all smoke weed and play some beer pong
>be chilling on the couch when out of fucking nowhere the 9 walks over and starts giving me a lapdance (fully clothed, but still she was all over me. her crotch was in my face at one point, she licked/sucked my ear too, shit's hot)
>5000 boners.
>instantly.
>forever.
>have no idea what to do, gently place my hand on her ass (yeah, i know)
>at this point my friend from work and the big girl are hysterically laughing at my expense (see pic, it was mfw she mounted me and the entire time it happened. looking back now, I honestly cant blame them, but at the time it did sort of traumatize me.)
>decide to take a bowl rip because i am so uncomfortable that's all i can think to do (to alleviate my anxiety)
>she gets up and starts dancing and says "come dance anon", to which i reply "w-what"
>she asks my friend to dance with her, which he does gladly since he is not a faggot.
>i see him dancing with "my woman", become jello and get up (still hard btw), go over and cut in. (again, i know)
>she starts grinding, i suck hard at dancing so im basically standing there awkwardly swaying, out of rhytmn
>she bends all the way over and sticks her ass up
>it hits my still hard cock
>at that exact moment, seemingly on cue, two random dudes enter the house.
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