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Ok, enough negativity, lets hear about the time you realised nice people DO exist in the world. Maybe a stranger held a door open for you, or somebody halped you with something when you didn't ask them to.
>In highschool
>bullied relentlessly
>have ONE friend (he wasn't really a friend, he just tolerated my company out of pity)
>was ill a few days before and missed an exam
>teacher says i have to take the test in another class while he teaches the lesson
>go to a different class
>this class never comes into contact with my class, never share lessons or anything
>don't know anybody
>entire class is made up entirely of girls and one guy, i later learned they were studying for a secretary course
>sit down and start the test
>get out a piece of paper to do a calculation
>one girl tells the teacher i might be cheating
>instant red-face, show them it's blank
>everyone finds my embarrassment funny/cute
>nobody is shouting at me
>nobody is making fun of me
>does not compute
>resume test
>one girl tells the teacher it's her birthday and she bought candy for everyone
>teacher is odviously super cool and says she can distribute it
>suddenly hand infront of my test
>"Would you like some to?"
>mfw she doesn't even know me and she gives me candy