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!!QhIF9R4YKCG No.12960178 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Tonight my ultimate fantasy will be fulfilled.

For months now i've wanted to poop into a girls ass and have her poop the poop back into mine.

This fascination started about 3 months ago when someone linked me to a clip about a little kid and his bro trolling this chick online.

The little kid told the chick that he wanted to poop back and forth. Like so:

))<>((

Even since then i've wanted this so bad, and tonight ill finally get to do it.

I asked on craiglist to see if anyone was interested, but i got no replies, so i had to find another way.

I've hired a prostitute. Im not proud of it, but my need is great.

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