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!ND2VUVXA0A No.3286668 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright, rowboats, here's the game: Find as many possible ways of saying the following sentence, while still retaining all meaning.

"On Tuesday, my father and I walked down to the corner store to buy some milk and some cigarettes."