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Took my date to McDonald's

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Short story long: I finally managed to hook up a date with a friend's friend through facebook. We decided to go to the cinema and then have something to eat.

I paid the gasoline that got us to the cinema. I paid for the cinema tickets, and after having a good time watching "Julie & Julia" I asked her what she wanted to eat. At first she was like "maybe something greek or italian, I don't know. Why don't you decide."

Well, I decided, and we went to McDonald's. I could really feel how she went from interested in me, to just wanting to get the fuck away from me. She hardly ate the salad she ordered (and which I paid for). She didn't respond to my phone calls or messages later, and she deleted me from her friends list today....

What's the deal with women and only wanting to have US pay THEIR expensive dinners at hipster italian and foreign restaurants?! What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?