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Hi, 4chan I'm an American!

Here's what I do. Get this. If I don't like someone, I'll talk shit about them behind their back, and if they catch me... I'LL RUN AWAY! what a rush! I'm so courageous and smart! Did you know it's perfectly OK to steal from people and do anything you want as long as you don't get cought? Don't you do the same thing though, because if you do something bad, I'll repremand you for it! I enjoy American idol and Britney spears!

that is all.