This is probably the worst thing I've ever done. I don't know why I did it or what I thought I'd achieve.

/r9k/... I kickflipped a pigeon at the train station.
I don't mean I kickflipped over it on a skateboard, I mean I kickflipped THE pigeon.

Worst of all I shouted KICKFLIP! at the top of my voice while doing it.

I was with 3 friends and I didn't expect to land on it.

I got slapped by the girl I know then ran away as the pigeon was squawking.

My friends pretty much think I'm scum now and I can't make them see the funny side.

TBH there wasn't much of a funny side. I guess the concept was good had I not landed on the fucking thing.

tl;dr I jumped on a pigeon in front of my friends and shouted "KICKFLIP" then got slapped and ran away. How do I fix this shit?

Fuck this.