So who's the biggest loser around here? An inverted e-penis contest, if you will.

23 years old
- Made out with a girl about 5 years ago; furthest I've ever gotten.
- Live at home
- No drivers license (though I'm taking lessons atm)
- Normally spend about 14 to 16 hours a day behind my computer.
- 200 gigs of porn

Try to beat that, normalfag.
(And don't forget to greet Peter).