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Anonymous !6mvmNVD6E6 No.8435170 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>8436065
ITT: Moments in your life where your mind screamed "ABORT!"

>20 years old.
>Single and lonely, going through college.
>Get a facebook message from a cute reclusive nerdy girl I used to date in high school.
>We talk for awhile and it's really great.
>She asks if we could meet up.
>Excited, things are finally looking up.
>Go to the coffee shop that she asked me to meet her at.
>See her across the room.
>She's extremely pregnant.
>Turn around and leave.
>Don't respond to her emails.
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