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!!mS8C53RKS No.9284904 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey guys, I typically try to limit my threads to one a month or so, but I had a really shitty day at work and am just saying "fuck it." I guess that since it's June, now, it doesn't really matter.

Whatever. Anyway, I'd love to share with you guys some stories from the abortion clinic (I'm an abortion nurse), the ambulance (I'm an EMT), or answer your questions about sex (I teach sex-ed). You can always IM me (Lolbortion) if you have a question you don't want to ask here.

So then, let's do this.