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!!/zzaA3cIj No.9293034 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: Things you used to do when you were kids but now regret/are ashamed of. I'll start:

-I used to dig my asshole after I took a shit and smelled my fingers afterward. I did this from at least the 3rd grade until middle school.

-Also, when I was very young, probably 8 or 9, I used to take pieces of toilet paper, piss on them, and wrap them around my penis. I don't know why I did this, but for some reason, I thought my penis head looked liked Kelsey Grammer's head (My parents watched a lot of Frasier).

-I fapped in the bathrooms during middle and high school. I also wiped my cum all over the walls of the bathroom stalls for the lulz.

-I used enjoy watching Carlos Mencia and laughed at his jokes.

Your turn, bots

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