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Anonymous !!GRb9Si3Ljzf Sun 19 Feb 2012 03:49:37 No.1472154 View View Reply Original Report

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I'll start
>8th grade
>asshole school administrator is trying to dismiss us from lunch
>every time he opens his mouth the entire cafeteria erupts into applause
>he keeps screaming at us
>we keep applauding
>kids stand up and cheer, get up on tables, etc.
>they can't do anything about it since every single person in the cafeteria is clapping/cheering
>end up being almost 25 minutes late to the class we have after lunch
>nobody gets in trouble
>fuckyeah.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 12:04:34 No.1476642 Report

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>>1473628
You are a faggot for wanting to write a report on some shitty rapper instead of the writer of fucking good short stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 12:17:27 No.1476774 Report

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I remember 2 years ago people broke into my school, spray painted everywhere (swastikas and shit) destroyed locks ect. Cost like 200,000 bucks to fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 12:27:16 No.1476859 Report

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>>1473864
Holy fuck, there's a lot of mad coming from your post. It was just a thread about fucking over the administration, and all he did was make them acknowledge a holiday important to nigs. No wonder they don't let you guys have pride anymore, you might poke your eyes out with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 13:26:13 No.1477311 Report

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>back in elementary maybe 4th or 5th grade
>dumbass teacher tried turning off tv after announcements
>ends up changing channel
>jerry springer on tv
>I start yelling JERRY JERRRY JERRY!
>next thing you know whole class is yelling JERRY JERRY JERRY for atleast 5 or 10 minutes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 13:31:01 No.1477339 Report

Quoted By: >>1477574 >>1477661

>listen to mp3 in classroom
>60 year old teacher comes up and tells me to hand it over
>tell her I hit her if she touch it
>everyone is gasping
>teacher doesn't say anymore

alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 13:39:43 No.1477395 Report

Quoted By: >>1477651

>High School, Year 10
>Earn the nickname Face-Man, the Man With Two Hands when joking around with friends
>School only goes from year 7 to year 10 so year 10s get to buy jumpers with their "nickname" on the back
>Face-Man, The Man With Two Hands is too long to fit on the jumper
>Write down Man With Hands
>Called to the year 9-10 coordinators office
>Apparently Man With Hands isn't "appropriate"
>Ask on what grounds
>Get told very aggressively that they don't have time for this
>Ask for Face-Man instead
>Still not appropriate
>Ended up putting my actual name on the back of my jumper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 13:54:34 No.1477509 Report

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>>1475881
Oh my God are you in South Carolina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 13:58:16 No.1477550 Report

Quoted By: >>1477593

fucked my high school creative writing teacher. She was really fine. never got caught

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 14:00:20 No.1477574 Report

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>>1477339
>that picture

What the fuck
That is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 14:03:11 No.1477593 Report

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>>1477550

was it Mina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 14:08:57 No.1477651 Report

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>>1477395
How is that offensive?

I mean, man with hands could be seen as a handjob if you're real prudish

but Face-man is a fucking character on a TV show

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 14:09:48 No.1477661 Report

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>>1477339
Saved
Backed-Up
Uploaded
Archived
Scanned
Picture taken with smart phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 15:33:31 No.1478292 Report

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>>1478224
bumpan
more stories blox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 15:50:36 No.1478388 Report

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>In HS
>upload a video on Youtube
>I call the principal Hitler and the HS Aushwitz
>Get on the news
>Cameras and reporters
>"I dindn't ask for this..."
>The whole school thinks of me as a revolutionary, a modern Che Guevara
>Areyouretarded.jpeg
>Started as a joke, people taking this shit too seriously
>Board of teachers meeting
>Should we kick Anon out or not?
>NOT!
>As "punishment" I have to do a video for the school
>Skip 2 weeks of class for the so-called "production" of the movie
>I make a 10 minute shit-presentation
>Everyone: "Wow, so cool"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 15:57:23 No.1478434 Report

Quoted By: >>1478526

> my school had 2500 kids (it's the 5th biggest school in U.K)
> head teacher is bachelor of arts and honors, gets paid more than prime minister

> be 15
> be sent to his office
> he is having a go at us (me and mate)
> mate starts laughing, so i laugh to
> "what's so funny boys!"
> me and mate laugh "your fishtank looks like a testicle"

> excluded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:14:05 No.1478526 Report

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>>1478434
What is "excluded"?
>expelled
or
>excused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:21:39 No.1478565 Report

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excluded

i'm English, it is like being expelled but not permanent.

like 1 week, i was excluded about 3 times

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:25:13 No.1478584 Report

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I was only a witness to these events

>4 seniors become school captain and vice captain every year (2 boys, 2 girls)
>Candidates do speech in front of our year, then we vote
>One guy is challenged a competitor a paedophile (running joke in our year)
>Manages to say it at the very end of his speech, during the applause, so teachers don't notice it
>Other guy walks up to mic, and begins by saying he isn't a paedo, trying to laugh it off
>He's stopped before his speech really begins and isn't allowed to be elected
>First guy is also barred from being captain
>Admin decides to choose captains by interview
>There's only two other male candidates
>Our year is pretty pissed at our votes meaning nothing, and many call for a re-election
>School doesn't listen
>Random dude puts this up in the common room
>They bring him into the office and are prepared to bust his balls
>Call his mother in
>She defends her son, saying he's well within the right to say what he wants
>Nothing happens to the guy, but the admin hate our year after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:27:52 No.1478595 Report

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>>1473415
>This is technically therapy, Meaning we have a choice to be here or not.
How did you draw this conclusion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:28:25 No.1478597 Report

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>>1473441
>textfiles.com...
*brofist*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:33:38 No.1478610 Report

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>>1473251

School ITfag here.

Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:35:21 No.1478615 Report

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>Year 7, 13/14 at the time
>Making kick-ass stick-death animation in powerpoint, frame by frame in IT class
>Hundreds of slides long
>Gory as fuck
>Accidentally hit PRINT
>Fuck
>Close it, cancel the print job.. It's not stopping
>IT Lab printer is spitting out page after page
>Log off, turn off PC. Turn off printer
>Obviously continued when it was turned back on
>traced to my user account
>teacher tells me IT Admin was VERY ANGRY
>ok.jpg
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:37:25 No.1478623 Report

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>>Primary School weekly compulsery "school meeting"
>>Every student and teacher sat in the gym and listen to awards, school news, other shit no one cares about
>>After principal's speech, applause
>>Somehow, EVERY SINGLE CHILD starts clapping in unison
>>Fucking hilarious
>>Keep it going for 5 minutes
>>Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
>>Feels awesome, massive, school-wide REBELLION
>>Laugh about it all week
>>Never happens again

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:37:41 No.1478625 Report

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>7th through 9th grade
>We're allowed computer lab access during lunch, supervised by a 9th grader
>Bring in CS 1.6
>32 person lans EVERY SINGLE DAY
>Lasts all the way up the midway through 9th grade when some fuckhead shows the principal
>Get shit for "copyright infringement"
I just had to remove it from the computers, nothing else, but seriously
Fuck whoever told

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:44:14 No.1478647 Report

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>6th form computer room
>Slap computer monitors
>shove paper and coins into CD drive
>flick mains on and off
>download 'bottleguy' picture when someone leaves their station logged on and set it as background and then copy it thousands of times into every single folder
>use dummy email accounts to send spam emails to "everyone@[myschool].com"
>yes, literally "everyone@anoncollege.com" sent an email to everyone in my school
>send random spam, talk to each other by sending to "everyone" having stupid conversations (eg you prick I wanted those chips, you owe my $3!), and send porn to whole school
>takes them a week to find out how to stop it
>they then pay some kid who's a hacker to stop it happening again
>he makes a backdoor so we can still spam the shit out of them
>he makes an autospammer which overloads the school system with billions of emails
>computers down for 2 weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:48:49 No.1478662 Report

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shave my head, full razor shave, still doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:59:05 No.1478690 Report

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>10th grade random ass assembly, we always skip them.
>Our first attempt to skip is thwarted and they separate us, our auditorium is far bigger then we need it so they separate us into 3 groups, 2 of us on the left side of the balcony 1 on the right and one somewhere on the first floor.
>They sit me and brave soul of friend next to vice principal
>Friend decides he has had enough of this shit and starts trying to walk out and vice principal confronts him
>Vice principal escorts him to ISS and his sacrifice enables me to make my escape.
>Running out almost all obvious exits to the school are sealed off by teachers decide to take a back entrance.
>Hear someone coming up stairs and figure I'm going to get caught so I book it
>Low and behold it was my other two friends who had the same idea as me (no cell phone at the time to coordinate)
>So you got me who is skinny as fuck and two lard asses acting as wingmen bolting down hall and we make it out.
>Curses though as a teacher is guarding only exit to parking lot, we get in my car and think for a bit.
>I have brilliant idea of driving over side walk and making my way into the loading bay which empties out into the street, if I waver one inch to the wrong side I screw up my car.
>Flawless execution, teach sees what I pulled and he has a dumbfounded look on his face.
>Get to street infront of school and our friend who made the heroic sacrifice so I could get out is walking around as he just walked out of ISS.
>Pick him up and we go to my place and watch Pan's Labyrinth while I feel like a boss.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 16:59:26 No.1478693 Report

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>High School, 3rd year (dunno what grade for you Americans it is, but it was year 12 for me)
>Our music teacher sort of looks like a frog. Hell, a very sound resembalance to sad-frog.
>He's a fucking faggot, too, forces people to stand up and sing in front of the entire school during assembly when they're talking during, etcetc
>It's the end of the year, and he, along with every other teacher, is doing a thank-you to their students and whatnot
>He messes up his speech halfway through, kinda starts mumbling to himself for like 5 seconds
>For some unknown reason, even till today, I decide to stand up
>and yell
>"TRY TAKING THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, SIR"
>The entire school is in fucking tears with laughter, I sit back down real fucking fast after I realised what I said
>don't even get in trouble, seeing as I had 2 days left (dropped out lol)

My proudest HS moment.

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:04:54 No.1478715 Report

Quoted By: >>1478753 >>1478770

>Direct download for a textbook being a bitch at home and not working
>Do it in school
>Think that was easy
>Lets torrent shit
>Cant install anything
>Get portable utorrent
>Download more textbooks, a serbian film and the green lanturn
>The IT guys only stopped the Green lanturn and everything else finished
>Told the Head that I tried but failed, not mentioning the other torrents
>Blatantly scared of being called incompetent
>Slap on the wrist 2 hour detention

>Get one of 3 Oxbridge offers
>School got 12 last year
>Now they look shit
>Depressed and apathetic
>Underachieving like a boss
>Head constantly on my ass to not fuck it up
>Genuinely scared that they will only get 2 people into Oxbridge
>I just wanna take my AAB offer from Warwick and have 4 chilled years smoking pot in their SU, seriously, it stinks of pot even on the open days.

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:13:12 No.1478753 Report

Quoted By: >>1478770

>>1478715
>Big tough guy trying to act hard
>Comes at me for no reason
>I'm less than 5foot at 14yrs old
>He's about 6th foot
>Mate steps in front of me and backs the guy off
>He's bigger
>Guy makes a fist
>Goes to hit my mate
>ANON DUCK
>Throw chair at him
>BOOM HEADSHOT
>Guy is in tears on the floor

>Primary school
>Forced to sit in shcool play
>Parents come to see too
>Guy hits me in back
>Hits my mate in back
>All three of us stand up and start fighting in the middle of the hall
>Have to sit outside headmasters office
>Goes to meeting
>wait till I come back
>Must have forgotten about us
>4hours, yes literally 4 hours later he comes out
>Anon what are you doing
>Waiting for you
>RAGES in front of councillors and shit
>Realises what he's done and the fact that I'm 9 years old and did exactly what he said
>Embarrassed as fuck
>SmugFaceHere.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:15:53 No.1478765 Report

Quoted By: >>1478771

>Put proxy on
>Hacked into school computer with friend
>Put penises all over the homepage
>Photoshopped nudes of the principal/Headmaster errywhere
>Got away with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:16:27 No.1478770 Report

Quoted By: >>1478782

>>1478753
>>1478715
._.

I don't like having to post extra words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:16:33 No.1478771 Report

Quoted By: >>1478782

>>1478765
shit I meant website not computer
Blox?

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:18:16 No.1478782 Report

Quoted By: >>1478797

>>1478771
We understood, still funny as fuck.
>>1478770
Characterlimit.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:21:09 No.1478797 Report

Quoted By: >>1478824

>>1478782
:<

gdbhdgnjfg

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

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Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:30:48 No.1478824 Report

Quoted By: >>1478841

>>1478797
Please go away, I have work to do and you keep making me reply with your god damn emoticons.

>Be 11
>Be playing football
>Kid keeps playing people onside by standing by the corner flag
>Ball comes to him
>runs up and tries to kick it
>misses
>scuttles back to the corner flag
>MATTY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>Behold the white knights
>Guy comes up to me and punches me
>Take it, stand there, can see teacher in corner of eye already on thin ice don't retaliate
>Hits me again
>Teach sees it and walks over
>worth it.png
>Umby why did you hit Anon?
>WHAT.png He just fucking hit me two fucking times Sir
>I don't think that language is appropriate
>I don't give a shit what you think to be honest sir
>Storm off
>Grabs my should
>Top of my voice in the middle of playing fields
'GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OF ME YOU MOTHERFUCKING CHILD MOLESTER'
>Strut of like a boss
>Suspension.png
>mfw the only reason I wasn't expelled was because the headmaster was 3 weeks new and couldn't expel anyone so quickly
>Have to write apology
>mfw I wrote it on a scrap of ripped paper abut the size of a phone
>Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:37:02 No.1478841 Report

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>>1478824
Okay...

fuckihatethis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:47:32 No.1478878 Report

Quoted By: >>1478895

>valedictory speech
>everyone expected me to say something about the whole year being great people
>decide this is our 'last hurrah'
>be completely honest
>mention how I hate the majority of people there
>tell 'funny' stories involving illegal things certain students had done
>showed a slideshow involving the nudes of bunches of girls in my year
>nobody stopped me

and this was the peak of my life

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:51:15 No.1478895 Report

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>>1478878
Oh god, if only I'd get this opportunity. Best thing we did was do a slide show to advertise our school as a pupils prospectus where a flashing image of a paedophile that used to be our head of maths popped up and it said 'Head of pastoral care Big Anon Anonson' which was his nick name after he got v&.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:53:02 No.1478901 Report

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>high school used Novell software to manage their local network
>spend entirety of computer class learning its secrets
>discover a non-protected application used for sending network messages
>send "sup" to every single active connection on the entire network (almost a hundred computers across two campus's)
>school begins an "investigation" in to what would be known as the infamous "Message Incident"
>small time, not even impressive, time to step it up
>discover unencrypted data table of every user account on the local network
>only basic information like user names and allocated data space for the profiles
>find two temporary admin accounts created during the sever install that were never disabled or removed
>guess password, login in as "admin" with the password "admin"
>shit works, we Mitnick now
>give admin account unlimited data space, use it to bypass the login system for WAN access
>now have unlimited, untraceable internet access
>download hundreds of gigabytes of games, movies and TV shows to a regular student access PC in the computer lab, scheduled downloads to only start well after school finishes and stop before school starts
>come in each morning before 9am and burn data to DVDs and then delete it off network storage
>head of IT comes to me and my friends for help because he knows we are the most savvy guys in the school and thought we were good kids
>poker face, tell him we'll keep an eye out
>says he'll be taking legal action if he finds out who's doing it because it constitutes fraud (which is true!)
>never caught, made off like bandits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:57:19 No.1478917 Report

Quoted By: >>1478924

>be a principal at an elementary school
>make up a game for the children
>they have to wear blindfolds and eat things then guess what they just ate
>feed them teaspoons of semen and semen coated cookies
>no one guesses correctly

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 17:58:40 No.1478924 Report

Quoted By: >>1478962

>>1478917
I wish this was true ;_; falseblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:08:34 No.1478962 Report

Quoted By: >>1478977

>>1478924
It's true enough
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095742/Mark-Berndt-Teacher-spoonfed-semen-children-investig
ated-1994.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:11:39 No.1478977 Report

Quoted By: >>1479054

>>1478962
tl; dr

can someone tell me how he was caught? some kid actually guessed correctly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:16:49 No.1478996 Report

Quoted By: >>1479055

>Playing around with auto-fowarding on the scool email in year 10
>Mainly just use it to spam randoms for fun
>Friend has a great idea. I set my auto foward to him and he sets it to me simultaneously
>Expand it to include multiple people to create a mushroom effect
>5000 emails and 3 seconds later the entire email system for the school shuts down
>Completely unintentional but halarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:29:33 No.1479054 Report

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>>1478977
Another teacher found some weird pseudo-bondage pictures involving his students. She handed them over to the police and they started investigating. Turns out he had got in to shit over similarly lulzy acts of depravity in the 90s but there wasn't enough evidence to prove any of it. This time they got photos, a spoon with his jizz on it (that was seen in one of the photos containing a "milky substance" near the mouth of one of his students) and the claims of many students that he felt them up or whatever.

Umby !Hugs38K/ko

Umby !Hugs38K/ko Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:29:58 No.1479055 Report

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>>1478996
My school has only one guy that does computing. The head tech guy person, fuck knows his title, told the computing guy that if you want to take down our entire school system that the easiest way to do it is email bomb the school and it will shut the whole thing down immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:34:39 No.1479072 Report

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>>1472769
>Global rules only apply to certain sections
You're fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:38:20 No.1479087 Report

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>back in the old days of 5th grade in 2001
>discover a "shared folder" in the computer lab
>I realize we can chat with each other by making new folders in it and naming the folder name
>many hilarious moments such as "fuck (teacher's name)"

Niggas...I INVENTED online chat, mother fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2012 18:41:31 No.1479106 Report

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>>1472251
i didn't lol but i smiles

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